r/IDontWorkHereLady - She Berates me... Her husband DIVORCES her...

what's up guys welcome to daily dose of reddit this is your host zach and today subreddits are slash i don't work here lady all right this story's called racist karen is racist hey all came across this subreddit via red wheel on youtube and thought i'd post about my i don't work your lady incident from a few months ago now mind you in no way do i dress like i work anywhere when i'm off the clock i'm typically in jeans or shorts and one of my graphic tees sci-fi or pagan relate nerdy witch but nothing offensive and boots now i'm also a clumsy i'm also a club i'm also clumsy i guess and can trip over a flat surface this comes up in the story also sorry for the length so my husband and i went to a local asian market in our city a few months ago we wanted to stock up for the second lockdown we figured was coming from the upcoming flu season and brovid cases have been going up in the area again we typically enjoy a more east asian diet than your typical american not weeaboos or anything just found it a healthier diet more flavorful and i might love rice way too much anyway this market is a seafood market the large one and smells like it again this comes up and they have a lot of stuff you'd not typically find in a smaller international store we are used to being the only white folk in there a majority of the time but the staff is amazing and super friendly hubby and i walk into the market grab a cart and we head off to get our supply of rice noodles real instant ramen not that plastic stuff marketed in american grocery stores are you a ramen like are you hold on are you an instant ramen uh elitist like what is this nonsense we're both eating instant ramen okay you can't brag that yours is better and juices hubby was looking over the various rice bags deciding how big we wanted to go for the stocking up and i told him i'd go to the ramen section and start looking over what they have this month stock doesn't stay the same necessarily and you can find real good ramen sometimes anyway looking over the selection i grab a ramen that's in a bowl great idea if you want less clean up after a 10-hour shift of doing tech support and i knock about a half a dozen other packages down like i said clumsy i kneel down to collect the various items on the floor to put that and stand up to ensure the next person doesn't repeat what i did and then she shows up karen hair clothes shoes purse jewelry sunglasses and overly offensive perfume there has to be a class on this that they take on how to get the uniform right so the cast is as follows me well me racist karen racist karen's husband my husband market employee the store manager cop one cop two too many voices as she walks up to me i'd seen her out of the corner of my eye she grabs me by the arm with her plastic claws and tries to spin me but being a larger guy i don't move easy excuse me but i need help and you're the only american i see working here i'm removing my arm from her grip ma'am i do not work here i'm just looking over the ramen selection and i don't know who the hell you are but do not put your hands on me if you want to keep them mind you i do not react well to being treated as a punching bag under the best of tops i have a i am so done with people attitude most days and i have a deep seething dislike of entitled people i worked food service in retail for several years as well as a janitor those jobs really show you who people are of course you do i saw you stalking the shelf and don't you dare threaten me i'll have your job ma'am i knocked these over and was putting them back like a decent human being and you touched me first that's assault and why do you foul cooters always want someone's job for being a stupid short-sighted bimbo how dare you where's your manager i'll have you fired again you dumb bimbo i do not work here so you can't have my non-existent job now at this stage my husband turns into the aisle behind her he has a look on the face of i pity whomever set him off hey hon you all right yeah just dealing with a wild feral karen racist karen turns to hubby mind your business anti-gay slur interesting insult now another man turns into the aisle next to hubby and by the look on his face i'd say it's her husband and he's already slumping his shoulders in defeat apparently this is a regular thing for the poor guy and i also hear someone coming up behind me i turn and it's an employee i'm acquainted with she's wonderfully funny and always has a smile on her face and has a slight accent is everything all right i heard yelling i'm not gonna do an accent i don't know what accent she has yes you freaking racist slaw for asians this worker refuses to help me assaulted me and threatened my life seriously there has to be a classic karen university for lying on your feet racist karen's husband still has a defeated look racist karen must you again why do you have to do this again ma'am i'm gonna have to ask you to leave not until you fire this anti-gay slur husband steps in between me and racist karen and uses that soft firm tone of his that can make my blood run cold now look here you dumb entitled inbred mistake he does not work here he then stepped a little closer to her and i could easily guess the look on his face because racist karen looked like she'd seen a ghost now leave him alone or he'll be the least of your worries racist karen again with the karen university training slaps my husband employee runs off i'm guessing to get her boss hobby didn't flinch or anything his military train that that i pull my husband back as racist karen's husband grabs his wife that's enough i told you before not to ever put your hands on other people seriously how many times has she done that i'm not really surprised by this when i think back typical entitled care and behavior in all honesty employee is back with store manager behind her store manager from my experience she's part of the owner's family and his second or third generation american oh another different voice what in the world is going on here well dumbass karen here thought i was an employee assaulted me and my husband all while using racial slurs against the employee racist karen for her part is so red and enraged that she actually can't speak i never realized that was a function of a karen i thought they always had words for any situation i'm so sorry for this she's offer meds obviously she also needs a higher dosage we'll just leave no you will not not if she physically assaulted two customers as well as use height speech against an employee raises care and finds your voice all you freaking racial slurs for asians are all the same useless no wonder this place smells so foul you people can't even clean properly she turns to me and hubby and you freaking ants like a slaw wasp now racist karen had gotten out of her husband's hold pulled out her phone and does the most caring thing you can think of she calls the police and lies about an assault on her fine let's play your game she turns to employee please go to the officers at the door and bring him here employee leaves and comes back about five minutes later with two officers in tow not surprising they're fast in responding there's usually a patrol car in the lot clocking speedsters going down the street now the officers don't even get a word in at all as racist karen goes into a white woman karen fake crying about how she was assaulted by me by anti-gay slur husband in the racial slur against asians the officers don't look too happy but also unbothered by the show i admit it surprised me racist karen's husband again yeah sorry bobby and i looked at each other in surprise officer she physically assaulted myself my husband and used hate speech against uh store manager and employee also uh what do you mean again jeez no problem child husband again with the firm and soft tone and why is she allowed to run free like a feral jackal racist karen tries to speak but cop one puts up his hand and silences her doesn't work she goes on about how she's the victim in all this typical would you like to press charges yes racist karen's husband takes her cell phone in purse justice cop 2 gives her some beautiful new silver bracelets while they're supposed to arrest her not give her jewelry and she loses what she has left of of what sanity she had and tries to use the back of her head to hit the officer in the face cop2 backs away out of reaction as cop one pulls out his taser and puts her down oh my god racist karen's husband puts her phone in her purse hands it to cop pulls out his phone looks down at racist cop as cop2 is getting her up that's it i'm done i'm calling our lawyer for a divorce i can't deal with this no more i'm unsure what language racist karen was trying to speak as she got back on her feet and cop one and two escorted her out racist karen's husband followed looking embarrassed as can be and finally having his shoulders squared and confident store manager apologized and asked if she could give us a discount on our groceries and we declined we honestly were more worried about store manager and employee being verbally assaulted instead of what we'd had said and done to us we're those kind of people they both said that they were fine and the employee walked with us for a few minutes and we chatted while store manager went to speak with the cops now fast forward to our recent court date store manager and employee decided to drop the hate speech charges but racist karen is banned for life from their store as well as about a dozen others apparently the community doesn't wander around causing trouble racist care and pled guilty but isn't serving jail time she has to go to court ordered anger management therapy and is on parole for the next four years the judge apparently wasn't having any of her fake tears she saw through it all and was living for it racist karen was told that if she misses just one appointment for anger management and or therapy or her parole officer reports she hasn't taken her meds her parole will be jail time we're also rewarded damages that racist karen had to pay or again jail time racist karen's husband was there and seemed years younger since we'd seen him they're divorced he has the kids racist karen has to have supervised visitation he also apologized to us for racist karen saying he was just embarrassed about it all but happy with how it turned out he had a wicked smile when he said she deserved every bit of what she got update to all the commentary karens and those dming me please note the following i and my husband both have mental health issues his from his time in the military mine from abuse homeschool employment i'm medicated and in therapy he isn't but has some assistance from the va in terms of disability he's hesitant about therapy as he's never had a positive experience with therapists and he has said more than not that he's on enough meds as it is we held back as much as we did because we both recognized racist care and had some mental health issues we know that sometimes the demons win i do have empathy for her but not in the situation she created also with my own mental health i'm highly ocd and tend to recall every detail in situations like this when i become hyper vigilant with my attention i can still recall her clothes and the clothes of my husband racist parents husband store manager and employee i have issues editing my own stories even in real life so they tend to go long i did edit this but felt it was as short as i could get it or as short as my ocd would allow and being from the city i am in the midwest please note that people here tend to overachieve at the roles they live when you commit to an identity you commit without limits this city is also committed to holding on at all costs to its segregation redlining and defining you by the neighborhood you grew up in the high school you went to and where you currently live if you decide to not live by these rules you're an outcast and seen as a non-local i've lost family and friends by both my choices of diet and educating myself on other cultures and communities but hey small city cheap cost of living and love to have found a community of misfits that are now my family oh that's very sweet i appreciate it's a story i don't know what language i mean accent german that was german right that was a really stupid german accent and you're welcome for blessing your ear holes anyway uh really cool story i still don't appreciate the the instant ramen elitism you can do better opie i'm kidding i know some brands of ramen are better than others but don't don't poop on marushan ramen or what was called maruchan i don't know i'm embarrassed now anyway uh you handled it pretty well i'm glad you pressed charges hopefully she gets help uh hopefully y'all get help hopefully you'll live happily ever after and um play video games all right this story's called let's shake things up i work here lady i'm out of work because of brovid whoa whoa the title is a lie what so occasionally i drive my husband to and from work because he has a long commute and at least once in a while i can do the driving for him now he works at a warehouse type shopping center between 9 to 10 am monday through friday they have senior shopping his shift started at 9 45. i had some shopping to do so we walked in together i went to grab a cart and go to the back of the line of regular shoppers waiting for senior hour to finish up and be let in my husband kisses my cheek and walks into the building now we're in our 30s definitely not close to the 55 plus the lady at the front of the line starts shrieking that that man was just allowed in to shop and didn't wait in line like the rest of us i stopped mid cart grab and watched it unfold my husband turns around and politely explains while holding up his name badge ah sorry ma'am i work here i'm just showing up for my shift is all i'm not cutting the line i promise she loses it she demands to speak to a manager since people are being allowed to cut in line in front of her and how she's been waiting for over an hour to get in the doors didn't even open until 9 00 am and there are signs everywhere explaining that 9 to 10 is senior hour and it has been this way for months my husband continues to try to calm the lady down explaining that he's an employee his shift starts in three minutes he's not cutting in line he's clocking in for his shift the person watching the door keeps explaining the same finally a manager comes to the front karen is now blue in the face from yelling and screaming it's time for my husband to clock in and he can't get past the front door because karen keeps yelling screaming sorry the manager explains that my husband is indeed there to work and get everything ready for the incoming flood of patrons karen was having none of it my husband finally decides that in order to just end this situation he'd use the back entrance at the complete opposite side of the giant building manager and husband share a very knowing look manager apologizes to karen who now looks incredibly righteous manager says he'll have a talk to the employee at the front door there's some whispering my husband's co-worker smiles a little it's now 10 a.m and the doors are supposed to be open to everyone karen starts looking very very impatient as the manager standing at the door tells her he can't let the general public in until there are two people at the door we wait and wait and wait and wait and about 5 minutes after 10 my husband walks up from inside the building to the door and calls karen on into the building apologizing for being late as he was being held up the laughs from the people in line behind her were just precious she went from blue in the face screaming to red and embarrassed the best i work here lady ever thought you would all enjoy a little spin on the i don't work you lady i did serves that karen wright for being a dummy head she deserves to be embarrassed good job guys i'm proud of you don't forget to like subscribe and hit that bell to never miss an episode

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Id: 35GHvDLENa8

Length: 17min 11sec (1031 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 27 2020