r/IDontWorkHereLady | I'm a CLEANER Not your BABYSITTER...

what's up guys welcome to voice he here this is your host that just got animal crossing new horizons hope it's good captain Zack in today's subreddit Azhar slash I don't work your lady I mean so far I've just caught a bunch of fish weeded the whole entire section of the island sold it all and I'm just grinding out the miles system and waiting for my house upgrade I mean it's fun so far but I don't know what I'm doing don't forget to Like subscribe and hit that Bell to never miss an episode this story's called this isn't a dog daycare at all a while back I was working in an office that allowed dogs it was an open floor plan and since customers never came into the office we kept the dogs food and water bowls right by the front door just because it was the most convenient space and no one else would see them but us who worked there of the six of us who worked in the main office area I was the only one who didn't have a dog no pets policy at the apartment and always felt horribly left out to make matters worse across the way was a doggy daycare one day a very frantic woman came in and she had an absolutely massive basset hound with her usually the only people who came into the office were associates who had appointments with someone working there but it was rare they brought their dogs she ran up to me and said do you work here and I said yes how can I help you and she said I wasn't sure if you took walk-ins but I read online I could just drop him off I tried to call but no answer I didn't know what she was talking about at that point and I said come again who did you call exactly thanking if I could just settle her off to whoever she came to see I wouldn't have to decipher her problem well it doesn't matter now look something Argent's come up and I really need to leave him here here's his food he likes and I'll be back in a few hours and at this point I wasn't thinking of the doggy daycare I thought maybe she was a friend of someone here I said well all right can I get your name please and she said her name and then asked if I needed her to sign anything and I was so confused at this point I just said why would I need you to sign something and she left almost immediately I took Otis the dog to the back and showed him to my co-workers and no one knew the woman or dog I was worried she wouldn't come back but at the same time my wish for an office dog had been granted and Otis was supremely chill all he did all day was lie around and drool onto his own ears I just freshened him up every now and then took him out every couple hours and he was as happy as a clam on a big cushy dog bed we thankfully had an extra of he just loved attention from anywhere he could get it at the end of the day the woman Saint God came back she said thanks you're a lifesaver how was he and I said he was a champ and was about to say but why is he here when she said that's a relief most kennels say he gets anxious around other dogs I heard you operated at a much higher capacity I was thrilled to see you had so few clients the room at one time so how much do I owe and that's when I realized she thought we were a dog daycare now I probably should have corrected her but I loved my day with the office dog and I did want to get paid for supervising this strange dog all day I just threw out the number that sounded fair and appropriate that'll be $20 I said she replied really in this very high tone and I couldn't tell if I overshot or undershot but she paid me and left my coworkers were laughing hysterically when they realized what had happened and we thought it would just be a good story for the future but the next week she came back she said we were so much more affordable and less overcrowded than her other place that she was happy to use us I was glad for the company so I just took him I didn't think there was any way she couldn't have at least some idea we weren't a dog daycare the whole ordeal was so strange I just figured don't question a good thing I was much younger and Dumber then not long after Otis started getting dropped off - sometimes even three or four days a week Mike was in heaven he was such a love and he made fast friends with the delivery guys and visitors one day we took our office Christmas card photo and Otis was over that so we included him in a Santa hat it was pretty great but it turns out Otis his owner was friends with one of our clients who I guess happened to have the card out on her table or was kind enough to display it alongside her other holiday cards because one day Otis his owner came in holding the card and walked up to me and said I can't believe I'm even asking this but is that my dog in this photo this isn't a dog daycare at all this is just an office isn't it she sent it with a note of surprise as though she was looking around and putting it all together for the first time no coincidence that this was the first time she wasn't in some crazy rush either she was like then who are all these other dogs and I explained I was terrified she was going to demand her money back or worse take some sort of legal action against us for misrepresenting ourselves as a dog care business or complain to corporate instead she basically said why didn't you ever say anything and I just explained we just really liked having Otis around she stopped for a minute and seemed to be thanking and said is that right and I said yes and I told the story of how I was the only one in the office without a dog so I love the company she seemed a little flummoxed or hesitant understandably because the whole thing was so weird she turned to my coworker and asked if I was telling the whole truth I don't know why she thought my coworker also a stranger to her was any more trustworthy than me Hey strange times coworker backed me up so she said well I wish he'd said something sooner could have saved me a lot of embarrassment with my friend back there all right I have to get going see you at 4 o'clock and she left Otis I couldn't believe it I said so he can stay in she replied where else can I find someone to watch him one-on-one all day for $20 and off she went oh two stayed my office dog until his family moved away luckily right around the same time I took a new job with all this time sitting around doing nothing I thought it was as good a time as any to tell that story now I'm not typically a big fan of there's smaller dogs even though a basset hounds not really small but it's small if you get what I'm saying it's like stubby basset hounds are pretty cool though because they're kind of like bloodhounds but like miniaturized miniaturised I don't know every single basset hound I've met been really sweet anyways the story's great lots of wholesome interactions also we got appreciate our chilled augs like Otis that is an incredibly cute name for a basset hound Otis anyways thanks for the good story redditor and Otis we all owe this one an upvote this story's called no really school is completely closed I am on the janitorial team that was sanitizing our public school buildings during the cancellations last week Monday I arrived for my first day and I was tackling in auditorium it was no secret that schools were closed it was on the news there were signs on the doors I think this city even sent a text alert about it to anyone signed up for municipal notifications and the school absolutely sent emails but as I'm beginning to clean with my car - and my janitorial uniform a woman comes in with two kids five and seven dish I say hi I'm sorry the school is closed for the rest of them and she cuts me off and says yeah yeah I know I know but this is the daycare service right no what no I'm just a member of the cleaning crew well where's the daycare they're what I don't think there is one we're sanitizing every room today you could go to the office and ask but I didn't see anyone in there it's really just us oh great so you're in charge I'll be back at 2:15 right I'm not in charge of anything you'll need to go to the office or probably go home actually I don't think there's any kind of service what are you talking about they wouldn't just cancel school without a day care service for working parents where's your boss my boss is also a janitor trust me they cannot help you now at this point the kids had begun to run around the gym which meant I'd have to Reese Anna ties whatever they touched so I said or firmly you need to go I'm not supposed to let people in here during cleaning at this point I wasn't sure if she was messing with me or if she really didn't know she seemed busy she had a cellphone in one hand no hands on the kids without looking up she says well you should have cleaned before the kids started to arrive shouldn't you I'm starting to wonder if I'm the crazy one at this part there are no kids arriving I'm cleaning the school is closed I know the school is closed that's why I'm leaving them in the daycare and just like that she was off I was calling after her hey excuse me lady you cannot leave your kids in here I didn't know what to do about it so I took the kids to my boss and asked what we needed to do the boss said so they just left these kids here why didn't you tell her that the school was closed who doesn't know that by now I explained that I did tell her and she either was so checked out she didn't understand or she chose to ignore me so the boss said this is a way too risky we can't keep an eye on them and they're dangerous products and who knows why she left them here we don't need this problem better call whoever you call about kids with no one to watch them cops we also had one of the janitors trying to get a name and number off the kids but they didn't really know but we have a few undocumented immigrants on the crew and a couple others who would have just been nervous to have cops buzzing around the workplace so we googled it and ended up calling the child services hotline ultimately a social worker came and with cops but they didn't bother anyone though she just focused on the kids the cops went through the kids bags and found their last name on a school binder and found a number to call they got the kid's father who was irate they had the conversation on speakerphone so I cop bits and pieces what do you mean they're where art schools closed and he was there within 10 minutes I guess he called his wife for an explanation during that time because she arrived not too soon afterwards the cops and social worker were lecturing them and the woman was like I left them with the child can't walk in the drop-off area and they reiterated there was no daycare and they had no idea what she was talking about so to that point I thought okay I guess she's just really really dumb then the cops let them go with a warning about understanding where they're leaving their kids and with whom but as they were leaving the woman's sneered at my boss what's it really such a big deal that you had to call the police so now I wonder whether she was trying to pull a fast one on us or if she was just that stupid the world's may never know but I still laugh at the story now I know it's a slippery slope but honestly I think at this point it might be worth requiring a license to have children I know the last thing we need is government regulated procreation but this is just ridiculous come on a kid's gonna get hurt eventually this story's called today I fudged up by running around my neighborhood in socks screaming and accosting strangers so this was last night around 10:00 p.m. my wife and I have jointly decided to operate under self-imposed isolation due to Modelo virus so everybody's home and nobody goes anywhere except to the park or playground on the street for sanity sake unless it's absolutely necessary I'm in the bathroom doing the business 16 year old in her room fondling her portable communication device is that what they're calling it these days wife and thirteen-year-old daughter in my bedroom talking boys 5 and 3 in the living room watching Toy Story 62 for the 93rd time so I finished my business and head down to the living room to get the boys into bed except only five is there so I asked five where three went Oh No okay he must be with wife and 13 stick my head in there and ask her I thought he was with you check the boys room nope stick my head in 16s room haven't seen em check the closets and bathrooms in basement and kitchen nothing now I'm getting nervous so I check all the locks front door's locked sliding glass doors are locked so that calms me until I realized that I had my force of have locked the front door when I came to get the boys for bed and couldn't remember whether was already locked or not when I did so I asked five again where did three go get another nonchalant but slightly annoyed I don't know so I paused the movie try to conceal my panic as best I can and ask him to think about which way he went I think he went outside I lost my marbles to make a long story short I ran out in socks screaming threes name from one end of the block to the other ran to the park screaming his name scaring the crap out of the teenagers hanging out their Park is a couple of acres at least baseball field tennis court trails etc ask them to be on the lookout for a three year old boy in white Batman boxers warm day today in mid-atlantic u.s. we got you my wife did the same but screaming in the woods behind the house ran back home grabbed my keys wife calls police and I end up driving around my neighborhood stopping on pretty much every block to scream threes name accosting joggers and teens out in abouts running red lights the whole nine I literally was not even in my own body to be able to control myself so my route takes me close to home again and I decide to check my block again my wife is out front crying and babbling into the phone talking to emergency I stop for a second and give her a big hug and run around back so I can search the woods behind the house it's worth mentioning that we live in a sparsely populated area and there have been sightings of medium-sized predators Bobcats coyotes etc over the past few years the kinds of animals who wouldn't normally attack adults humans but might find a preschooler to be about the right size so here I am thinking the worst frantic to find my boy so I'm searching through the woods in my socks for the next five minutes and sixteen has joined me using her phone flashlight to look around another section I don't see anything before reaching the impassable thicket so I turn around and bark at her to look in the neighbor's yard and then search every corner of the house I get back in the car and return to driving around like a madman and then my phone rings it's my wife I'm too scared to answer and too scared not to i fumble the phone into the crack of the seat almost hit a mailbox trying to retrieve it tell me you found him we did he was in the bed sleeping and before I could even feel relief I felt like the biggest idiot like I've been embarrassed before but I saw a few neighbors on their front lawns as I made my drive of shame back to my house and I couldn't even bear to look at them or tell them that we'd found him three who has never not once in his entire approximately 1,400 days on planet earth gone to bed willingly had gone to bed by himself it was sound asleep the whole time and I looked right at him before I went on my wild Tromp through the neighborhood just take me out back and shoot me please so anyway get back home wife and I hug it out teens and wife start chatting about the whole ordeal i crumpled into a ball on the couch to get myself together and then there's a knock on the door it's an officer responding to the call my wife was on the phone with emergency when they found him so the officer already knew but he was obliged to knock and make sure and there I was just barely holding it together trying to tell him my son was home all along anyway now I'm tending to the cuts and bruises on my feet that I didn't even feel when they happened which is probably a good thing because it can be my excuse to hide the fact that I'm too embarrassed to walk out my front door today edits I put a post on my local next door app apologizing for the disturbance and they all including the late-night jogger herself responded pretty much like you all have to say that I have nothing to apologize for so thanks everybody for that that reminds me so my dad used to own a gas station back a long time ago this is when I lived in Oklahoma I'm thinking first or second grade so in the gas station there's that big walk-in giant cooler where they keep all the drinks and you can open the little doors the glass doors you can pull your drink out anyway so I was back in room behind those doors and I was hanging out with my friend who's the son of my dad's employee he was a couple of years older than me so I thought it was cool and I did whatever he wanted to do because that was that's how things work when you're a little kid so we were hanging out in the cooler sitting in the corner and we were pretty much completely concealed because there were crates and boxes obscuring us from view from the door so if you were to walk in you would think you can see everything but we were in the corner tucked away behind these boxes kind of so like you wouldn't notice that you can't see the corner anyway so we were chilling in there chilling for a while I'm not sure how long I want to say like an hour - but like kid time is very distorted something you thought was like three hours long when you were a kid was probably only thirty minutes so we were hanging out in there talking joking around eating the slices of pickles that my dad and everyone would use to make the burgers that we'd sell to customers so after a while of eating pickles and shrinking when we were thirsty we were allowed to drink whatever we wanted because it was my dad's store we'd hear the the cooler door open in someone calling our names and then they'd leave so they were looking for us and we thought it was so funny and then eventually we came out and they saw us and they were like hmm why we thought you were missing if I found out my dad had called the police and everyone had been looking for us they thought we had been kidnapped or something and so I go to my dad he he's out in the parking lot talking to these police officers in this cruiser and he apologizes for wasting their time and then he handed them a bunch of money like it was a fat freaking stack of money I don't know why that made me think you had to pay the police but I guess my dad just felt really bad and he gave the officer money it wasn't a bribe because we didn't get anything in return because if it was a false alarm we wouldn't get in trouble so anyways yeah kids are stupid don't forget to like subscribe and hit that Bell - never miss an episode [Music]

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Length: 19min 56sec (1196 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 25 2020