r/IDontWorkHereLady - I Know The Manager And He Will Fire All Of You!

welcome to our slash I don't work here lady where we share stories about folks that are mistaken for employees by irate customers and three good stories I've chosen for this video so subscribe hit the like button and here we go the first story is well that escalated quickly so a bit of backstory I'm a veteran who suffers from major depression and PTSD because of this my psychiatrist psychologist I don't know I get them confused the therapy one not the medicine one suggested getting a service animal and said she'd write a letter to make it an ESA until it was certified luckily a friend of my mom's was giving away three great pyrenees slash Catahoula mixed puppies which was perfect for me as I heard in Hall cattle for work and both breeds are hurting dogs and very intelligent happy and loveable so she'd be able to help me at work and with my PTSD the characters are pretty self-explanatory but I'll mention that sadie is my pup the goodest clumsiest pup that ever popped normally my company lets me bring Sadie with me and she'll ride in my truck or hang out in the shop with our mechanic's dog but my girlfriend usually spends Friday through Sunday at my place and Sadie latched on to my girlfriend immediately when they met and they were both cuddled up asleep and looked too cute to wake so I left Sadie with her for the day knowing she won't mind she has a Great Dane and loves big puppies after work I called my girlfriend to let her know I was heading home she said she was taking care of the horses yes she's a horse girl but not that kind and she had Sadie with her but she was just finishing up knowing that neither of us would want to get out again after getting home I asked her if she wanted to meet me at the pet store to grab a service dog in training vest because trying to train her in public is pretty hard as everyone very understandably goes crazy for her on site and has to pet her and I figured that this vest would at least deter the same crowd so fast-forward to us in the large chain pet store there's only like two so 50-50 chance you think of it immediately letting her choose a few toys and finally coming up on the collars / harnesses section we've been looking for kyoumi fitting her for different harnesses leashes and yes Christmas sweaters as well I'm starting to put up everything I had pulled out while joking with my girlfriend when I get a hard tap on my shoulder by someone with very long nails I turn to see what I instinctively know is a very entitled woman she was mid to late-40s long bleached blonde hair in a ponytail genes that may have fit 20 years ago although in her defense she wasn't overweight but the genes were just way too tight and a button-down western shirt thankfully with an undershirt just in case the poor buttons lost their never-ending battle with her obviously artificially altered bustline now this is the type of woman I refer to as the Texan soccer mom but for this story I'll just call her Karen Karen as soon as I start turning it's about time I've been waiting here for at least five minutes while you attempt to flirt with this poor woman now girlfriend hates confrontation and avoids it at all cost but me well I see it as a way to joke annoy or just let my inner a-hole shine through girlfriend knows this and as we share a look she rolls her eyes at my smile and walks off with the pup to browse the next aisle Karen again annoyed really you're just gonna ignore me me I'm sorry about that ma'am what do you need honestly she was already annoying me with her rudeness but that's no reason to be an a-hole yet Karen I need to know where this something is I wasn't really paying attention at this point already deciding to have a laugh sending her on a wild goose chase me oh sure thing ma'am go to the end of this aisle down three make a left then a right at the next and it'll be at the top halfway down or something like that I don't remember as I was just saying random things with that Karen takes off on her quest to find her magic something's and I want to meet back up with girlfriend who is now in line for the one open register in the store not complaining it was moving fast just setting the scene girlfriend wow that was fast me a bit proud and with a big smile oh she just needed to know where something was girlfriend knowing me well enough not to believe I'd help someone that was being that rude really that's it did you help her me yep I was a bit rude back though Karen immediately after almost cutting into my sentence with who I assume is the manager that's him right there and he's still harassing this poor woman - I want him fired right now he gave me wrong directions two aisles that don't even exist just to get rid of me to flirt with this woman more meet a girlfriend who is visibly annoyed with me what giving her wrong directions is a type of rude now Karen coming up with the manager just made me smile more which of course annoy my girlfriend more but I couldn't help it this was too funny store manager - Karen ma'am I've never seen him before he doesn't work here and to my girlfriend ma'am is this man bothering you girlfriend yes but no more than usual with a big smile on her face thinking she was funny Karen then why do you smell like an animal manager ma'am that's obviously a cow smell we don't sell cattle Karen giving up on the manager and turning to me you don't work here why didn't you just tell me me why didn't you just ask Karen that's no excuse not to tell me it would have taken a lot less time me yes but it wouldn't be as fun hopefully next time you speak to a worker or a stranger you won't be so rude Karen's screeching at this point where do you work I'll call the manager there to complain about you and she even admitted that you usually bother her so I'll tell him about your stalking too okay at this point we were next in line and I didn't have any plans on staying to argue but what she just said made me laugh right in front of her lady I don't know who the F you think you are but let me tell you some things one I don't nor have I ever wore customer service my boss could care less that I was in a hole to some menopausal old woman - don't be rude to people no matter their job they deserve respect and three what is your obsession with me flirting with my girlfriend I've got news for you even if I was single I wouldn't be flirting with you but I'd be happy to help you find someone more age-appropriate you're what 55 yes I know it was a bit of a low blow since she was obviously sensitive about her age but at this point she'd made it personal and I was peeved that she'd accused me of stalking when she didn't even know my name my girlfriend was doing her best to ignore us and pay so he could leave and luckily after I said this she had a receipt in her hand and we turned to leave Karen eyes widened mouth the gape of course started screaming profanities when she saw us start to leave she followed us out to the parking lot mask it in all with the manager following her since she hadn't paid for anything yet my girlfriend was starting to visibly shake she really doesn't handle confrontation well so I got her in the car and then loaded the bags in the trunk the entire time karen was screaming mostly incoherently following me around the car while blocking me from backing out by putting her basket behind my car at this point a few things happen at once first I got in the driver's seat and started to swing my door shut second Karen tried to stop me from closing the door by grabbing it third she fails to stop the door and it closes her was still on it fourth she screams like a rabbit being attacked by a ferret long story fifth I open the door so she could get her hand out she immediately Yanks it away and did the one thing that I never expected after getting her hand crushed in the door the idiot tries to stop me from closing the door again with her knee this time what the eff she's definitely got determination I'll give her that of course it didn't close all the way this time but I was peeved and slammed it so it closed hard and fast and was probably still pretty painful now I'm laughing again not at her getting hurt but because as I look back to tell the manager she may need help back to the store I saw him already halfway back to the store with her basket the entire situation was just so unbelievably absurd at this point my girlfriend was crying and holding Sadie really tight so shut my door made sure no body parts were in at this time and backed out careful not to run over Karen although admittedly at this point it'd be a lie to say I wasn't tempted it's been a week now and while I expected to get his summons of a letter from a lawyer or something nothing has happened and that's fine because I don't think that you can get in trouble for hurting someone while they try to restrain you from leaving I should also say that no I don't particularly feel bad about anything that happened to Karen but I feel horrible for putting my girlfriend in this situation and apologized at least a hundred times this week we're good but I got to be on my best behavior in public for a while the second story is I don't work for Subway so about a year ago I worked at a gas station that was connected to a subway I've had some hilarious things happen due to this like a customer trying to buy their sandwich from me or people thinking I'm the one that runs both stores anyway one day a man will call Edie walk through the walkway that connects the stores together and comes up to the register the conversation is as follows me how can I help you today sir Edie are you the manager me no sir I'm not but I'd be happy to help you in any way I can my manager isn't on site currently Edie well I'd like to make a complaint about those two over there he points at the subway side of the building me well they have a sign behind the counter with their manager and district managers numbers on it in case of customer complaints so if you'd like to call one of them they'd be happy to help I'm sure Edie looks confused at this point and I'm wondering where this is going Edie I just want to leave a complaint with you and you can tell your manager me I'm sorry sir I guess I wasn't clear on this their manager and my manager are two different people ed again looks like he's going to blow a gasket trying to figure this out Edie that's impossible you work in the same building owned by the same company now are you gonna take my complaint or not me while we do work in the same building we're not owned by the same company you'd have to get the number for their manager from the sign behind the counter a look of realization Dawn's on his face I begin to thank the retail gods that this awkward interaction is over Edie oh I see what's going on here and with one phrase my heart is seized by despair as I realized he didn't come to the correct conclusion I then began to curse the retail gods as I asked the fateful question me what would that be sir Edie you're covering for your buddies over there bullying good paying customers like myself just to stay out of trouble won't you slack off while it was true I was friends with the two over there all my friends know that if you ever screw up at work and I'm on shift with you you're on your own I will not risk my job over someone else's BS so even if we had the same managers that wouldn't be the case me I'm sorry sir but that's just not true I would never cheat a customer and I pride myself on my work ethic I'm sorry that you feel that way but as I've said I can't file a complaint on people that don't work in the same store as me Edie they do work in the same store you idiot I know the manager and when he hears about you three goofing off and tricking people into believing your lies he'll fire all of you I resist the urge to facepalm at the fact that my manager is a woman I've given up trying to resolve this situation at this point and resign myself to the fact that he'll believe whatever he wants to me again sir I apologize let me know how that goes when you talk to my manager I'm sure she'll tell you the same thing I have at this point he's starting to leave but turns around at the door Edie now you've really done it you know you tried feeding me that lie and I know different I told you I knew y'all's manager and he wouldn't appreciate you insinuating he's a woman Edie turns around and marches away I shrug and sigh and go about the rest of my shift in relative peace hope you enjoyed the story the third story is this kinda escalated so mandatory thing English is my second language I'm on mobile and not sorry for that the characters will be introduced as they show up in the little town I live there's only one hardware store and since I have quite creative hobbies I spend a lot of time and money there at one point I even got myself a company card available for $10,000 a year or more spent the service in this place is horrible with management being its own biggest enemy and workers that are as motivated as well as motivated as an underpaid employee and that Sh hole can be for a cosplay railgun I was building I was browsing through the metal stuff and looking for something coil like when I overheard an old lady asking I need something to lock my basement door since my neighbor keeps stealing stuff out of there the employee down right answers with we don't have anything to help you while he stood in front of the effing padlocks I chime din and asked the lady what kind of basement thing it was she wanted to lock like a door some barricades or whatever else where I'm from people are very creative with basements the employee didn't give an sh about the situation and moved along I helped the lady she gave me 100 bucks for it I didn't want to take it but she insisted and went on her merry way while I was going to check out myself an apprentice came up to me he told me that he just started there a few weeks ago and even though I didn't work there he had a difficult customer requesting some very specific stuff on glue well I parked for free at that store anyways and I was not in a hurry so I went with him sold some two-component metal glue to the other customer explained the glue terms to the apprentice and tried to check out once more the store manager came up and asked who do you work for we're capable of handling our own customers are you from that other hardware store the one that just opened five minutes walk from the location the glue guy came up and explained that I was just helping customers get served a task their own staff was not capable of I returned the stuff I was going to buy I mean the dude just recommended me a store that can't be worse at least thank you for watching bye

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Length: 12min 49sec (769 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 15 2020