Rebel Wilson - Funny Moments

oh there's my backup dancers again got something for you what what it started when I broke up with my girlfriend well there it is like one day I looked in the mirror and I was like the world really just needs to see my face and body and and that's what happened to me what are you turd burgers talking about dressing for comfort guess what happened to me today hmm what I got a free tattoo you could not believe it the guy said do you want to tattoo just two random yet opened up the side of his van no he said it's for free I said sure tonight strippers who have waxed the upper chest that's what I would demand yeah if they said you're gonna die tomorrow but we'll give you one Bachelorette buddy that's that's totally what I would demand oh no actually that is a really good idea I got bumpers number why do you have bumpers number and you're from Austria you're right yeah and what part of Australia I'm just from the bush uh-huh hey guys all right I'll give you my number what we're gonna do is gonna be so much better than what you dudes are gonna squirt out of your manboobs you have no idea how many breasts I've signed three yeah three pairs you have no idea how many bowls axons you signed ball sacks like hey fat Amy so talented oh you're better so listen they said that specifically you're a better soloist than bumpers signed my balls taxes about the diary again what diary yeah diary proved very interesting to read you read my you read my journal at first I did not know that it was your diary I thought it was a very sad handwritten book hey don't you flap bugs worry I got this I'm just gonna pump and dump well yeah I've met her she said I had really nice hands it's really she just like the best couple man you can have again I know I mean I haven't done a lot of hard manual labor I'm calling an emergency Bella meeting first up and you did you we're not gonna be an actress I understand you were gonna do something else with your life I'm so glad that didn't work out modeling didn't work right I mean I don't know how many times out to email Tyra Banks that she just didn't respond it wasn't happening horizontal running I'm the best singer in Tasmania good tape love it what's your name fat Amy um you call yourself fat Amy yeah so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back well you know no way of earning money unless I just go and prostitute down on the street and I wanted hello fellas now here I am your American sausage in my English McMuffin oh it's you know I got I guess what ah look oh yeah what is it Oh oh my god oh my god Fred it's a Mexican drinking worm it's like a Native American symbol of meaning wasted okay crushed it okay like are we holding my head three-second Basel all the women in Australia as beautiful as you most of them are bit skinnier but you're just totally staring into my eyes and you're gonna beautiful I think I'm like gonna faint why cardio yet no don't put me down for cardio because I have notes Chloe this is horrible well at least it's not herpes oh dear have that as well got game by the pound really men in Australia agreed a beautiful woman nicely they drive past and go hey bush pig the Kraken has been unleashed lives frozen peas on there yeah so um just wanted a quick word you know that tomorrow the vents you I'm just getting my check and I wondered if I could get you to do yes yeah I'm I'm getting the money it's been little um slow you have to keep it in the bag and put the bag on it you are probably the grossest human being I've ever seen well you lie panting jumping yourself so I have a feeling that we should kiss and is that feeling a good feeling or an incorrect I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth but then I think hmm better nah yeah because I have no Oh Chloe don't worry it's just God punishing you because you're a ginger but you guys are gonna get pitch slaps so hard your man boobs are gonna concave I think I have something that can help us out excuse me bitch you don't need to shout and my real name is fat Patricia wow you are so yeah gangsta look at your yes Wow a guy made these for me he's in prison oh and he just said if you accept these you're basically accepting to be my wife uh-huh and I was like okay that's custom bling like I'm not gonna turn it down I didn't really do drive-bys we just do your drives trees ah yeah because why spend ages learning lines when you could just rock up or address a star mermaid dancing she's a little different usually sat on the ground Oh a lot of floor work I see that they never knew I was gonna go down to the ground do something and so in that shock they had to put a digital effect on it because when you're filming the movies you often have marks yeah we're like big neon tape on the ground which tells you where to stand cause actors are blind yeah cuz you're like stupid actor and and and so they didn't know cuz I just go crazy on set and so they didn't know I was gonna drop to the floor and start doing hilarious things are we paying for regionals a bikini car wash is definitely out of the question well or Bri I'm like super good at bikini car washes hi I'm fat Amy and I'm I dedicate this song to Kelly Clarkson the London from Tasmania who I know she's like my good friend as in an all-girl group who called the bush pigs and then three of them died fat Amy representing Australia no pressure just got the hips of the nation on me you know I heard they clean bumper sticker because even up close you're not funny don't bet your arm it's at me like a 19th century prostitute no matter what happens we're all winners and we have good hair and we got the Keaney waxes and that's going to last at least six to eight weeks

Channel: kathrynfarmer

Views: 2,110,693

Rating: 4.8966789 out of 5

Keywords: Rebel, Rebel Wilson, Pitch Perfect, funny moments, rebel wilson funny

Id: RVP6jhIq7_k

Length: 10min 18sec (618 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 08 2013