Real Lawyer Reacts to Idiocracy (The Movie)

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I watched to the end and he said “A former Vice President that gets elected to the office of President? It hasn’t happened yet, but maybe someday it will.”

Wut???? In my lifetime there was George H.W. Bush, and a quick Google results in 3 others. John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and Martin Van Buren.

I enjoyed this up until that moment.

👍︎︎ 3 👤︎︎ u/trefster 📅︎︎ Oct 20 2020 🗫︎ replies

30 seconds in I got too annoyed by him

👍︎︎ 1 👤︎︎ u/[deleted] 📅︎︎ Oct 20 2020 🗫︎ replies
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So put your hands together and give it up for Frito Pendejo. - You're my lawyer? - A lawyer with a corporate sponsorship? That completely ridiculous. Legal Eagle is sponsored by CuriosityStream and Nebula. Get 26% off using the link in the description. (upbeat music) Hey, legal eagles, it's time to think like a lawyer because today we are analyzing "Idiocracy", the movie that, if memory serves, is about the world's most average man who is cryogenically frozen and then wakes up hundreds of years later after the world has gotten much, much dumber. - You want us to put water on the crops? - Yes. - Water? - Like out the toilet? - Which of course implicates all kinds of laws and regulations, including I think a trial. So it should be fun to compare real life laws with the laws of the fake future after the world has gone down the toilet. - [Rita] What the (bleep)? God damn, shit's changed in a year. - So without further ado, let's dig in to "Idiocracy". - [Automated Voice] Would you like another extra big ass fries? - I said I didn't get any. - [Automated Voice] Thank you. Your account has been charged. Your balance is zero. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. I'm sorry you're having trouble. - [Woman] My kids are starving. (buzzer sounds) - [Automated Voice] This should help you calm down. - Well I'm sure most corporations would love to be able to gas their customers if they're getting obstreperous like that. I think that that probably qualifies as battery. Battery itself doesn't have to be the physical touching, It can often involve offensive contact. And if a regular customer would not be okay with being gassed with some sort of sedative, that probably qualifies. Carl's Jr. of the future engaging in some questionable practices. - [Automated Voice] Welcome to Carl's Jr. Would you like to try our extra big ass taco now with more molecules? - Hey! Is this particular individual the unfit mother? - Me? No. - Okay, this particular individual is unscannable. - So obviously Luke Wilson is not an unfit mother, but I think this does raise the question of when are the police actually allowed to arrest you? And under the fourth amendment police are authorized to make an arrest so long as they have probable cause. And in legalese we say probable cause must be based on specific articulable facts taken together with rational inferences from those other facts. So here you cannot make a reasonable inference from a kiosk an automated kiosk, a robot effectively, saying that Luke Wilson, obviously not an unfit mother, is an unfit mother. Here, not surprisingly, these police do not have probable cause to arrest Luke Wilson. But by the same token most courts say that if police mistakenly arrest someone due to a misidentification, then there's no constitutional violation so long as that mistake was reasonable. So it's a question here whether the police were acting reasonably or not. Probably not. And as to the question of whether the police can just tackle someone during an arrest, police are generally allowed to use reasonable force to restrain and arrest someone, assuming that they have a probable cause to be able to arrest someone in the first place. But I for one find it completely unrealistic that any police officers in the United States would ever use unreasonable force to detain and then take someone into custody. That just, that doesn't happen. - Wait a second. There's the other pod from the army experiment. There was a girl, she was from the same experiment. - Yeah, that's enough of your bullshit, sir. (Joe yelling) - [Narrator] Joe was arrested for not paying his hospital bill-- - Okay, so Joe is arrested, obviously in a situation that's completely unreasonable. Then he's in the back of the squad car and they mace him for asking questions. Police, when they have someone in custody and they have someone that is resisting arrest or attacking an officer, are allowed to increase the force that they use to counter the resistance. But it's an unreasonable use of force to mace someone who is handcuffed and is not threatening the officers. But again, this is completely unrealistic. We never see police officers just indiscriminately using mace or pepper spray against people who were not resisting arrest or just going about their day exercising their first amendment rights to freedom of expression. - Now since y'all say you aint got no money we have proprietarily obtained for you one of them court appointed lawyers. - Okay, so that is absolutely a real thing. There are court appointed lawyers, they're called public defenders. There was actually a 1963 case called Gideon versus Wainwright that established the constitutional right to people who are accused of criminal acts who can't afford an attorney because it would be such an injustice to deny them an attorney to represent them in this criminal trial. Then the state can and should provide them with a public defender to at least provide some defense. Though we've seen in a lot of different situations where some states seemingly on purpose will underfund the public defender's office. We've seen allegations of that in Louisiana where often the district attorney gets millions of dollars per year but the public defender's office will get nothing and they're not able to provide the defense that accused are constitutionally entitled to. - So put your hands together and give it up for Frito Pendejo. - You're my lawyer? - A lawyer with a corporate sponsorship? That's completely ridiculous. Legal Eagle is sponsored by CuriosityStream and Nebula. I mean here the whole courtroom has various corporate logos completely plastered over everything. There's a flag that has a corporate logo, it appears to be funding the criminal justice system. Often people talk about Judge Judy or the TV shows that you see that have an actual real judge. It's actually private arbitration where the contestants agree to be bound by the decision of Judge Judy or whoever is playing the judge. But it's still not a real courtroom. It would be completely ridiculous for the actual state courtroom to have corporate sponsorship. And you can imagine that there'll be all kinds of reasons why you wouldn't want private enterprise to interfere with the criminal justice system itself. - [Judge] Prosecutor. Why do you think he done it? - 'Kay, number one, your honor, just look at him. (crowd laughing) - I assume that this is some sort of opening statement here. You're not allowed to actually make an argument in opening statements, that's a common misconception. You're supposed to say what the evidence is going to show. Really seems like they're not going to enter any evidence, it just seems like they're gonna go with whatever the prosecutor says here. - We've got all this evidence of how this guy didn't even pay at the hospital. And I heard that he doesn't even have his tattoo. - Okay, I stand corrected. He is now saying that he has evidence that's going to show something. He skipped out on some sort of hospital bill. Why that would be a criminal issue I'm not entirely sure. And then he lapses into hearsay, saying that he heard that he doesn't have the scannable tattoo. No idea why this would be the place where he'd rely on hearsay evidence because he'd just looked at the wrist of the accused and find out whether he actually has the tattoo or not. Though as we've talked a lot about on this channel, the exceptions to the hearsay rule really swallow the hearsay rule in general so that usually if you have hearsay evidence you can find a way to get it admissible into court. The way he has raised at here might be the rare exception where that hearsay is not coming in because there's lots of other kinds of evidence that would be better. It seems like in the future the courts are not great. - I know, and I'm all "You gotta be (bleep) me." But check this out, man. Joe should be like guilty. Peace. (crowd cheering) - Honestly, that is not the worst opening statement I've ever heard in my life. (crowd cheering) - Objection. - What are you objectifying on? - It's too late to object. - Your honor, I object that this guy also broke my --. Yeah. - What? - And you know what else? I object that he's not gonna have any money to pay me after he pays back all the money he stole from the hospital. - Okay, lots going on here, lots wrong. First of all, if the public defender is a material witness to the case then they'd be conflicted out. There's no way that they could represent this particular individual. And of course they'd probably be called to the stand if they're actually ever going to ask for evidence to be submitted. On top of that, it is a big problem in both the criminal and civil justice system that a lot of people aren't able to afford the verdicts that are entered against them. That's being called judgment proof. The judgment is effectively invalid because they'll never be able to pay the things that they stole or are liable to somebody for. That's a big issue, but as a public defender you're not allowed to raise that as a defense in the case itself. I mean there's already a lot of stuff here that would qualify for a mistrial. - [Joe] What are we doing here? - Okay, sir, we're engaged in procuring your tattoo. - [Automated Voice] Welcome to the Identity Processing Program of America. Please insert your forearm into the forearm receptacle. Thank you. - Okay, it should come as a surprise to absolutely no one that the government can't force you to get in ID, though there are plenty of situations where a government actor can force you to produce an identification that you already have if you have it on you. Though forcing you to get a tattoo on your body, almost certainly unconstitutional. Though there are certain instances where a government can force you to undergo certain bodily modifications if it's in the interest of health, safety, welfare, or the morals of society. And that sounds farfetched and it sounds draconian, but we saw an example of that very recently when we've been talking about vaccines, because in the 1905 case of Jacobson versus Massachusetts the Supreme court ruled seven to two that a mandatory vaccination law was legitimate exercise of state power to protect public health and safety. In terms of the spectrum of what's allowable between a vaccination and a forced tattoo, maybe there's a big chasm between those two and maybe they're not that far away. It sort of depends on the justification and the exercise and the reason for the exercise of the state's police power. - Yeah, I don't see you in here. So you're gonna have to stay in prison. - Could you check again, 'cause I was definitely in prison, okay. I got sat on my face and everything. Maybe check those files back there. (upbeat music) - [Automated Voice] Escape, escape, escape. (automatic gunfire) (alarm sounding) - Okay, so the question here is can you use deadly force against a convict who is attempting to escape? And the answer generally is yes. States like Florida give officers the legal right to use any force that they believe reasonably necessary to prevent the escape of an arrested person. And not a single state requires the use of deadly force as a last resort. Now the American Bar Association has urged states to allow deadly force only when necessary to prevent an escape by a prisoner when the person is about to leave the enclosed area without authorization, and the ABA also recommends that the officers shout a verbal warning before attempting to shoot or use deadly force. But generally that's not required. - Oh yeah. - Hey stop, you're gonna get us caught. - [Automated Voice] Warning. Warning. Costco has detected a dangerous fugitive in aisle 16,702, - Okay, so the question here is can the state conduct basically warrant-less surveillance of of everyone? While that is certainly a constitutional controversy, under section 702 of FISA, that does allow the NSA to collect billions of electronic communications, including those of Americans, and to use those communications in a criminal investigation all without a warrant. And it seems that that authorization is alive and well in the world of "Idiocracy" because that's how Joe has been caught. Is it a slippery slope? Will we continue down the path towards unauthorized or warrant-less surveillance? Will we ever roll that back? I guess we'll find out. Fun. - Look, if you guys are taking me back to that jail just go ahead and shoot me, 'cause there's no way, ow (bleep)! Ow (groaning) ow. - What? - [Joe] Ow, (groaning) ow! - [Officer] What? - [Joe] Ow! - It's so unconstitutional, but at the same time, it's really, really funny. So we've already talked about it being improper to mace someone who is under police custody who's not really posting any threatened and fighting back. And repeated macings would similarly be unconstitutional, though there's a big issue in this country of not being able to get compensation from police officers who are going outside of the constitutional bounds. In theory at least the way that you would get compensation as someone who was a victim of police brutality is you would file a section 1983 claim under federal law against the police department. But there are all kinds of reasons, including qualified immunity, as to why those police officers can often escape any kind of responsibility. So it certainly seems like the doctrine of qualified immunity is alive and well in the "Idiocracy" world because I doubt these police officers are going to face any kind of liability for the repeated macing of their captive. - [Narrator] The results of Joe's IQ test had caught the attention of the highest levels of government. - [Joe] Hey, wait a minute. I'm the smartest guy in the world? Says who? - The IQ test you took in prison. You got the highest score in history. Brought to you by Carl's Jr. - Yeah, dumb ass, you're even smarter than president Comacho. That's how come he's making you secretary of interior. - Okay, so who are you? - I'm the secretary of energy. - He won a contest, got to be a cabinet member. - What, a wildly unqualified cabinet member in the White House? (upbeat music) That would never happen! - I'm the secretary of state. Brought to you by Carl's Jr. - Why do you keep saying that? - 'Cause they pay me every time I do. It's a really good way to make money. You so smart, why don't you know that? (guys giggling) - Corporate influence of a member of the cabinet in the White House? That would never happen. - And that's secretary of education. - It's kind of stupid. - Well, he's President Camacho's stepbrother. Still does a pretty good job. - Straight up nepotism amongst the advisors to the president? - I can say that in the White House I worked with some phenomenal people. - That would never happen. - [Narrator] Dwayne Elizondo Camacho. Five time Ultimate Smack Down champion, porn superstar, and president of the United States, had called a special summit-- - A president who used to be on professional wrestling. - [Announcer] And look at this? Donald Trump, Donald Trump! - [Announcer 2] Donald Trump taking down Vince McMahon! - A president who has sex with porn stars. - I laid there and prayed for death. - Is this a documentary? - Did this movie predict the future? What am I seeing right now? - [Narrator] President Comacho stood before the world and promised everyone that Joe would solve all their problems. He would not only end the dust bowl and heal the economy, but he would cure acne and car sickness as well. - (laughing) A president who doesn't know what they're doing and makes vague promises that they can't possibly deliver? ♪ I give you my word ♪ - That would never happen. (chuckling) - [Announcer] Fox News! - He tried taking water from toilets. But it's secretary Not Sure who finds himself in the toilet now. And as history pulls down its pants and prepares to lower its ass on Not Sure's his head it will be daddy justice who will be crapping on him this time. - We now go live to violence channel correspondent Formica Davis at the Extreme Court with highlights. - I mean, this is completely unrealistic because Fox News appears to actually be reporting the news. That doesn't seem realistic at all. - Thank you, Velveeta. Well it started off boring and slow with Not Sure trying to bull(bleep) everyone with a bunch of smart talk. "Blah, blah, you got to believe me." That part of the trial sucked. - The Supreme Court does not do trials. Though interestingly this Supreme Court still does not allow cameras inside. So it would have to be an artist's "dupicshun". It would have to be an artist depiction to portray what's going on. - [Formica] But then the Chief J just went off. He said, "Man, whatever--" - I mean, that's kind of awesome. You have to admit. - [Formica] "The guy's guilty as (bleep). "We all know that." And he sentenced his ass to one night of rehabilitation. - I don't even know anymore. (orchestral music) - This guy just got his ass a pardon. (crowd cheering) - Yeah, so it used to be back in the day that if you wanted to pardon someone there was an entire department at the White House that was responsible for reviewing the file and making sure only people who deserved the pardons would receive them if they made the request. Though in recent days, it appears that a certain US president has completely circumvented that process entirely and just decided to pardon whoever they want. So this actually surprisingly not farfetched. - [Narrator] And so after serving a short term as vice president, Joe was elected the president of America. - A former vice president who was elected to become president of the United States? Hasn't happened yet but maybe someday it will. (polka music) Okay, now it's time to give "Idiocracy" a grade for legal realism. (gavel banging) This 2006 movie posits a world where lawyers have corporate sponsorships, where the police are going around indiscriminately macing and pepper spraying people who aren't resisting arrest. It posits a White House that has filled the advisors with people who are wildly unqualified who got the job through sheer nepotism, a president who used to be on professional wrestling and had sex with porn stars and who cares more about his personal image than actually running the country. So obviously this movie is completely unrealistic for 2006. For 2020 I give it an a plus. (automatic gunfire) - That's what I thought! - Now we may be devolving into an idiocracy but there's still one place where you can get smart, thoughtful content. It's called Nebula and it's where I put an extended cut of this video ad-free with bloopers. And I put in some extra reactions about undercover cops and the army getting friendly with a character names Upgrayedd. 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Published: Mon Oct 19 2020
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