Real Lawyer Reacts to Damages (Episode 1)

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- [Host] This episode of Legal Eagle was made possible by Skillshare. Learn to think like a lawyer for free for two months by clicking on the link in the description. (soft bar piano playing) - You know what this means. They're gonna keep coming after her, personally, legally, in whatever way they can. - Take it to the judge! There will be sanctions! (light, jaunty music) Hey, Legal Eagles, it's time to think like a lawyer. Today, we are covering an oldie but a goodie, Damages episode one, starring Glenn Close and Rose Byrne. I've never seen an episode of Damages, but I've heard a lot about it. So I'm really looking forward to this. As always, be sure to comment in the form of an objection, which I will either sustain or overrule, and let me know what movie or TV show I should do next. And, of course, stick around until the end of the video where I give this episode of Damages a grade for legal realism. So, without further ado, let's dig into Damages episode one. (jackhammer pounding in distance) (car horns honking) (taxi honks) (tires screech) (dramatic music) Eh, you should really shower up after you murdered someone. The blood is a dead giveaway. - Ellen, I think you'll find our offer more than fair for someone just out of law school. We'd like to bring you in as the junior associate. Five years guaranteed, - Okay. - with a start salary of... - Holy (bleep). (laughs) - So it is very common to get job offers right out of law school. That is one of the primary functions of law school is to connect aspiring lawyers with big firms who will make offers like these. A couple things to note here. Number one, nobody gets a five-year guarantee out of law school. There's just no way to know who's going to be a good lawyer and who's not, so there's really never such a thing as a guaranteed employment contract with a big law firm. But that kind of reaction to the salary offer is somewhat realistic because New York really sets the bar when it comes to associate salary. Right now, in New York at a big firm, you can make anywhere between 160 and $190,000 per year straight out of law school (cash register chimes) if you go to one of the biggest firms. I don't know if this is one of those big firms. It looks very ornate. But there are some monster salaries that are being offered to students right out of law school. - Ms. Hughes, the verdict's coming in. - It's your last chance to get off cheap, 150. - 50, Patty, tops. - Reggie Dwayne Thomas. - Who the hell's that? - A second grader and a Mets fan. You know him as patient 61. As his immune system is being decimated, Reggie asked me for two things. - 75, Patty. - That his team make the playoffs and that someone punish the company that made him sick. - All right, (bleep) 150. That's it, we're done. - Ah, the good old courthouse steps negotiation. While this is clearly a dramatization, there are some kernels of truth here because, contrary to popular belief, very few cases actually go to trial. And those that do go to trial, very few of them actually end up going to verdict because parties are risk averse. And while tens of millions of dollars might seem like a huge amount, and it is, obviously, to a large corporation, the downside could be even worse. For example, a good friend of mine just litigated a case against Monsanto and won $300 million. So if you're up against a 300 million or a billion-dollar verdict that could bankrupt the company, it's better to just take your lumps, get the certainty of not having hundreds of millions of dollars against you by the jury, and just move on, which I think is what's happening here. - I am here because of Arthur Frobisher. 5,000 of his employees lost their life savings as a result of his actions. - Alleged actions. He was found not guilty at a criminal trial. - As is often the case, there are different burdens of proof depending on what court you're in. If you have a criminal prosecution, then you have the highest burden in all of law, which is you must prove your case as the state beyond a reasonable doubt. The members of the jury cannot have a single reasonable doubt in order to convict. However, what often happens is that, even if you are acquitted in a criminal court, you can be brought to trial in a civil court where the burden of proof is much lower. You can get damages. - Oh boy, I usually only get this excited when they say the title of a movie in the movie. - Even if a defendant is acquitted in criminal court, then you can still sue that person for civil damages, IE money damages, in civil court where the burden of proof is much, much lower. You just have to show a preponderance of the evidence. In other words, if you had both sides on a scale, which side is just slightly more persuasive than the other? So I think what's going to happen here is that there will be a civil lawsuit against Mr. Frobisher for civil damages, money damages, where he might have to discourage some of the profits that he made or pay civil damages to his employees if he did something wrong. So I guess we'll see. - I need you to understand this. We are engaging in a battle with a man who will stop at nothing to preserve his fortune. High stakes litigation is a long and painful process. - That is true. - Frobisher will destroy us in the press, he will attack us personally, he will try to turn our lives upside down so that we'll want to settle. Meanwhile, his attorneys will spin him as the good guy, the aggrieved innocent victim. So we have to be patient, and we have to stay strong. But most of all, we have to all stick together. If we do that, we'll win. - There is some truth to that. Litigation can take literally years. I've been on cases that took five years to get to trial and took another few years to deal with the appeals. Litigation takes a long time, it takes a huge amount of resources, and it's one of the reasons that people settle all the time, is because it's so resource intensive that it can take years before you get compensation when you're clearly an aggrieved party. It's a real problem. - Ellen, Uncle Pete. Uncle Pete's been with Patty longer than any of us. He's really the one who runs everything around here. - [Pete] Good to meet you. - Nice to meet you. It's, uh, it's dry cleaning. We've been working on the Frobisher case 24/7. Some of our associates haven't been able to go home yet. - That's true. Big firms actually do offer dry cleaning services to keep their associates in the office longer. (door creaks open) (dance music in background) (door creaks shut) - Well, if it isn't the maid of honor. - What? (laughs) This is totally insane to suggest that a partner in a major firm is going to come down to someone's wedding to interview them because they rejected them for a job interview. They're gonna get hundreds of rejections a year. That's just the way that these things work. There's no such thing as this firm that everybody has to work for right out of law school or while you're in law school. This is this trope that exists in TV that just doesn't exist in reality. There are hundreds of great firms out there. There are even lots of firms that parallel a sort of Gloria Allred thing that's going on over here. There's no reason why any one in particular would need to work for one particular attorney. It doesn't work that way. (Blondie's "Heart of Glass" playing) - Ms. Hewes. Is there any way I could still interview? - I think it would be a waste of time, Ellen. You're hired. (scoffs) - From 1:00 PM to three, he lunches with a few of his Fortune 500 pals, lobster bisque, Kobe beef. - But his broker is nowhere to be found. From 3:00 PM to 6:00 PM, Frobisher's at the spa getting a full body treatment. - For three hours? What was he getting waxed? (zipper unzips) - 6:00 PM, Frobisher flies home in his private jet, arrives at Teterboro Airport at 9:00 PM. He's home safe and sound by 10. - So somehow Frobisher and his broker communicated down in Florida, but no one saw them together. - So this seems like the kind of issue that would be determined in discovery. You would get access to all of his emails, his phone records. So if there is any communication going on, they would probably have that information. They wouldn't need to do any kind of private investigation work to track it down, which is dramatic for TV but is not the kind of thing that actually happens very much in actual litigation. I guess we'll see. - Good news, I was able to push this through. (pleasant piano playing) - (gasps) My liquor license! Ah, excellent, thank you. - Oh God, don't even get me started about liquor licenses in New York, it's crazy. - But Larry, Patty Hewes. She's not the answer. I mean, she's an egomaniac and she's gonna lose. You know why? - No, sir. - Because I didn't do it. I'm-I'm a very rich man. I make no apologies for that. But I'm also an innocent man, and I want to come to some reasonable solution to this. - If Mr. Frobisher was an attorney here, this whole meeting would be completely inappropriate. If you know that someone is represented by counsel, as another attorney you cannot reach out to the party directly, you have to go through counsel. But there is no rule that prohibits two clients themselves from talking things out, even when there's litigation pending. That being said, it's a really, really bad idea because the lawyers are there to act as intermediaries, and they are there to hash things out dispassionately, whereas when you get the clients together talking things out it never goes right. And I'm guessing that things are not gonna go right in this episode either. - I think that you and I together could end this. And we'll, and we'll be discreet, and we'll take care of you when this is all settled, but-- (groans) all I'm asking for - Not good. - is a number that you think is fair. - Yeah, that's one of the reasons you don't have clients meet individually amongst each other, especially here where this guy seems to be representing a class or a whole group of people who have been wronged by this company. You can't conspire with a defendant and then screw over all the other members of the class for your own personal gain. This is exactly why you want lawyers in the room, to prevent any kind of shenanigans, because lawyers know they can get disbarred for this kind of nonsense. - Frobisher's net worth is upwards of two and a half billion dollars. (crowd groans) Now 100 million sounds like a lot of money, and it is. But it's less than 5% of what this man is worth. (chuckles softly) I think we have a strong case. - It doesn't matter how much the defendant is worth. It matters how much you're going to get as a result of the litigation. I don't know the specifics of this case, but Glenn Close here may be doing a big disservice to all of those class members because when you're thinking about a potential recovery, there are a couple of things you need to take into account, not just the top line number. Number one, no recovery is certain. Let's say that there is a 10% chance that you're going to win everything that you think you do. Well, if you think you're entitled to a billion dollars, then a 10% chance means that's worth about $100 million. On top of that, there's the time value of money. Say you get a full recovery, but it takes you five to 10 years to get that. Well, a lot of people would rather have a smaller amount right now. That's the net present value of the recovery. And then on top of that, there are all the attorney's fees and court costs that it's going to take to litigate this thing to the end. So those are some of the reasons why you might take a smaller amount up front with the certainty of getting it than to have to deal with years of litigation and potentially never being able to recover if the defendant is judgment proof and goes bankrupt. So you gotta take those things into consideration. - I'd like to take it to a jury and let them decide what Mr. Arthur Frobisher owes you. - Yeah, I'll bet you would, but that might not be in their interest. (crowd laughs) - Look at her. Normally she turns this shit down. She hates awards. - Then why is she here? - For the PR. - [Patty] The legal system has just become another tool-- - Both cases, you get your clients 100 million, you're a hero. But if Frobisher gets off that easy, the whole legal world will know she tanked it. - That is not true at all. - Tom here is a vegan. - Only for health reasons. - Health reasons, (laughs) right. (chuckles) - That's weird. - I read an interview once with a Nobel Prize winner, a physicist genius, married six times. He said, "Don't have kids. "Ruins your ambition, keeps you from "what you want in life." He said to have wives instead. You can leave wives. You can't leave your own kids. - What is she signing? (laughs) Why does she need to sign 100 different pieces of paper? (laughs) - You know what I like about you? - No. - There's always something going on. - What's redeemable about her character? How would you know that? She's done nothing! - And you don't fall for (bleep). - Okay, I guess. (slow, dramatic music) She seems like a blank slate that everyone just projects what they want onto her. - Patty Hewes has a new associate. - So what? I thought they voted to accept the settlement. - Eh, I haven't gotten the call yet. And I'm worried. - The new associate's been talking to Katie Connor. - [Frobisher] Who? - Our chef. - Ray, whatever it takes, fix this. (slow, dramatic music) - Uh oh, witness tampering. Don't witness tamper! - Saffron? (eerie music) - David, if I don't tell Patty about Katie, the clients lose the case. - I'm not sure that you could be totally objective about this, Ellen. - What is that supposed to mean? - That you'll score points with Patty. - I would never do anything to hurt Katie. (head thuds against floor) (intensifying dramatic music) - Then just keep her out of this! (laughs) (Katie groans in pain) - (chuckles) What? Yep, sorry Saffron. But how would that even get her to testify or not testify? What are they trying to accomplish here? (Katie screams) (laughs) Quiet, oh my God. All right, so if you were a lawyer and you paid someone to kill a potential witness's dog, that is certainly a disbarrable offense. I really don't even think that that would help keep that witness quiet. She doesn't know anything here. What are these people doing? - You know what this means. They're gonna keep coming after her, personally, legally, in whatever way they can. - Take it to the judge! There will be sanctions! - Ellen, (soft bar piano playing) I don't take this for granted. I know how hard it is for you. - Well, if Katie can help the case, then we're doing the right thing. - Are you? - I'll do everything in my power to protect her. - [Ellen] Good. - (laughs softly) Lawyers don't really have that much power to protect people. They're not the police or the FBI. That's kind of a hollow promise. If this had happened in one of my cases, I immediately would have taken this information to the judge. I would've asked for the police or the FBI to start investigating it. This is a serious crime when you have witness tampered and you've killed someone's dog. Never mess with someone's dog. This is a serious problem that should result in sanctions against the defendant, if not more criminal charges against the defendant or his attorneys. This is not a small thing. This is clearly something that deserves its own investigation, and you shouldn't just sweep it under the rug and just continue the litigation as if nothing has happened. (dramatic music) - Maybe one of these days I'll stop being impressed. Ellen figures out why you hired her, and you still get her to deliver the witness. - (scoffs) You don't need to deliver a witness. - Are you interviewing for a new associate? - No, I like Ellen. I think she's gonna have a brilliant future. - Oh, come on. Okay, so they killed the dog to force Ellen's friend to testify. But if they knew anything about litigation, all they would have to do is to issue a subpoena against the friend and then depose the friend, regardless of whether she wanted to or not. It's so stupid to try and reverse blackmail or reverse witness tamper... (sighs) It doesn't even sound like she was really on the fence in the first place. There are mechanisms to do this in litigation. You deal with witnesses who don't want to testify all the time. Ugh! (laughs) These people are terrible lawyers, terrible lawyers. (dramatic music) (dog tags jingle) Yeah, souvenir for the dog you murdered for no reason. (light, jaunty music) Okay, so now it's time to give the first episode of Damages a grade for legal realism. (gavel bangs three times) Oh boy, it started out strong, but it really took a nosedive there at the end. It started out with some really good negotiations, some interesting interplay between defendants and a class of representatives, realistic negotiations and back and forth. But then it took a nosedive and turned into a soap opera with witness tampering for no reason, ignoring the rules of civil procedure. They could've gotten everything that they wanted just through normal channels in litigation, but they don't really seem to be great lawyers. So, all in all, I'm giving the first episode of Damages a C plus. Patty Hewes and Ellen Parsons failed at being good lawyers. Learning to think like a lawyer really means learning a broad range of topics and always learning new skills. For example, I always wanted to know how to buy good wine that I'll actually like, so I started taking this course on wine tasting by Gary Vaynerchuk on Skillshare. I hate having to guess my way through a wine list when, really, all I want is a good wine to go with dinner. 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Channel: LegalEagle
Views: 404,395
Rating: 4.9503994 out of 5
Keywords: Legaleagle, legal eagle, legal analysis, big law, lsat, personal injury lawyer, supreme court, law firm, law school, law and order, lawyers, lawyer reacts, ace attorney, lawyer, attorney, trial, court, fair use, reaction, law, legal, judge, suits, objection, breakdown, real lawyer, Damages, glen close, patty hewes, rose byrne, ellen parsons, tate donovan, fx, fxx, Frobisher, never mess with someone’s dog
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Length: 19min 13sec (1153 seconds)
Published: Fri Nov 30 2018
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