Reading Our Astrology Birth Charts - SimplyPodLogical #33

[Music] hey what's up hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of simply pod logical a simply nailogical podcast holo hello today's episode is brought to you by christine's birthday to celebrate christine's birthday hollow taco came out with a birthday polish called got cake question mark it's available right now at holotaco.com most of them sold out on the first day or two but we still should have some left it's a unique blend of iridescent and hollow in the same polish you can wear it on its own it looks like icing on the cake or you could wear it over black when you're going to the after party oh wow ben where did you get this copy from you like read the website description right before this amazing plug today's episode is also brought to you by oats overnight two sponsors it's our favorite way of eating our oats in the morning it's high in protein gluten free low in sugar tastes great and this might just be a coincidence but they just came out with a birthday cake flavor yeah it's like in october they must have known it must be because of me i think they're just inspired by you obviously so if you're interested in trying that go to oats.com simply and you can use code simply for 10 off awesome thank you sponsors so christine how does it feel to be a 32 year old lady oh i'm touched i am blessed i am honored to officially be in the 32 year old lady club shout out to jenna who will always be the og 32 year old lady she'll always even though she's not technically 32 anymore she'll still always be 32 in my mind seriously how how was your birthday my birthday was was really good mostly because i didn't do much um so it was like every other year quarantine or not doesn't change anything i spent the day at home with man and my cats i painted my nails and got cake and uh what do i do ben got me a birthday present it's a massage table yeah and then the holo taco team sent me a present which is just a bunch of like healthy snacks and a meditation guide or something so i think everyone's trying to tell me something everyone's trying to tell you something to relax it was a very 20 20 birthday we had like a bit of a party where we just we ordered a bunch of tacos and then just had a few family members and very close people over zoom so uh yeah a very 2020 kind of birthday but low-key like you like it yeah it was great just what i wanted just you know at home paint a minute but thank you guys for all the birthday wishes and all the birthday memes and the edits and there was uh like e-cards and uh yeah people putting together edits of my face and writing birthday all over it it's really cute thank you guys yeah yeah so to celebrate your birthday what we thought we would do and something we've seen some requests for in the past little while is uh to do our birth charts or natal charts i think they're also called and at the same time we'll like look at our horoscope and then they have uh these things that tell two people if they're compatible based off their star signs and things like that today we find out the truth then that's it eight years in today's the day i i think we should probably say right up front that we are not people who believe in or care about astrology really so if you're very much invested in that maybe you don't want to watch this because we're just going to anger you i feel like if you're someone who's very invested in astrology it might be painful to watch us read and try and interpret it because up front like i have very very little knowledge of this field and how to even interpret like mercury seventh house like i have no idea what any of this means so i'm kind of like learning the moon is in the hollow house and mercury's in retrograde there's some hollows in this house i have no idea what it is no idea um so if it's something you believe in that's totally cool and for us it's just like kind of a source of entertainment that i thought we could have some fun with it today but like i really don't mean to insult anyone who believes in this stuff that's fine but please understand like this is just a lighthearted thing for me to do if you believe in astrology i think you have to be able to laugh at yourself a little bit and i think it's fine if like we touched on this in your like libra nail like didn't you do like nail art based off my horoscope my horoscope nails yeah and we kind of touched on this like we know people who are into horoscopes and stuff and i get it if it's like a fun thing you want to yeah open the paper in the morning and it says today you're going to face a tough it's like it's like getting a fortune cookie or something right no but some people give a lot of meaning and thought to it as well like there are people who it helps set their good intentions for the day and they truly do take it to heart oh well i find that kind of weird okay well what i'm saying is i we respect that some people choose to do that just like if you have a religion that you follow and that's fine because other people may choose to not do the same thing and that's totally cool so i'm just letting you know up front i know very little about this and that's why i'm not taking it seriously i don't think people really go through life being like oh my horoscope said this this is how i'm going to go live my life i don't know that would freak me out like what's like if you're about to go see a doctor or like getting advice from a lawyer and they're like oh well i read in my horoscope this so this is my professional opinion that'd be terrifying yeah we could ask dr mike dr mike my horoscope says i'm in the red does that explain my eye rashes all right enough of our general feelings let's look at christine's birth chart so first of all when was i born and why does it matter so i think the premise of this is it's based off like where were the stars and planets at the moment of your birth so we had to enter some information where you were born did you have to call nasa and get that information like where the stars were do they have documentation i called mr nasa and he told me where mercury was but no we had to put in we had to put the exact if you know the exact time you were born you put that as well because apparently that matters okay okay we've got my so we've got this chart so we're gonna look at just i think what the sun and moon say about you at the time of your breath good things then we'll look at your like horoscope for right now and then we'll do the same for me and then we'll look at our compatibility okay so i'm up first i was born on october 17 1988. and the sun is in libra you were born in libra the sun the sun is in me the sun is in i'm a libra so what does that mean it means you were born sun is in me i'm so good okay uh in libra natives are generally thought to be sociable somewhat intellectual souls i mean half of that's right wrong already incorrect uh they have the most innocent way about them that makes them very approachable generally quite eager to cooperate librans spend a lot of their time trying not to rock the boat i hate you don't like rocking the boat you get seats i get seasick so yeah okay good there there's one winner ding uh in theory libras are peace loving in practice they can quietly stir up all sorts of trouble with their ways i have a drama channel on the side i just didn't tell you about oh you're a tea spill not me uh because libra enjoys balance in their lives they seek the middle ground hmm not so much in the process they may end up trying to be everything to everyone this is where their reputation for untruthfulness comes from are you calling me a liar i would love a version of horoscopes and sites like this that were just like more comedic and didn't pull any punches like oh libra you're full of your horoscope you're gonna step in dog poop today you're a lying hoe like just be honest with me uh generally your untruths spring from a true desire for peace and fairness although they may not be comfortable with direct and malicious trickery they feel totally justified when they lie in order to avoid making waves white lies yeah do you do you think you're willing to lie to people do i lie i mean yeah maybe i mean like i don't think of it as lying i just think about it selective truth-telling now i feel like reading these things almost makes me want to see what about myself i can explain to fit this definition i'm like i might do that do you know what i mean well i'm making myself amenable to this definition which is not how you should go about this well no i think that's what people do whether they realize it or not when you read your horoscope in the paper they're generally written in a way that they can apply to everyone and then it's up to you to sort of advance the meaning of fitting your life yeah yeah right uh what can result is quite a ruckus of your white lies christine people involved with libras may crib about their lack of directness and their apparent inability to take a stand i felt that in our politics podcast you didn't want to take an opinion on it librans are expert at avoiding being the one to blame one confronted they'll calmly and reasonably say what me no i just want peace on the fence middle ground middle road yeah these are all expressions that we can safely associate with the libra some more powerful signs may consider libra a little on the weak side this is all a matter of opinion however it is it's all a matter of opinion ben without libra life simply wouldn't be fair simply wouldn't be there there you go the word simply was in there yeah so the sun what's next in one the sun is in the first house i think that's a new tick tock house and the moon is in capricorn what do we think that means is capricorn like the devil because we have horns oh no it's another sign i'm sorry dude all the capricorns uh being useful and productive are basic needs for lunar capricorns how does this apply to me that totally like your whole being is defined as being but your moon is in capricorn it's all about like where the planets and moons and stuff are in relation to sorry just pardon me from my complete ignorance the lib the libras moon is in another type of horoscope no and there's another sign you are libra because of where this i am i am zebra your birthday dictates that you are a libra because the earth relative to the sun the star of our solar system is in a certain position at the time of your so my moon is in the position of a capricorn person so most people just think of their main sign because that's the sun relative to the earth but you have to think of others but the moon and all the other planets are in relation to earth at the time of your birth or birth date this is a lot of reading if we're gonna go through every planet i think we're gonna go through moon and probably just move on i can see how people invest a lot of time in this already yeah i mean whatever helps you get through the day right so what does the moon say about you uh being useful and productive are your basic needs uh because they generally keep their emotions under check moon in capricorn people come across as competent people but they're not however turbulent their emotions may be under the surface lunar capricorns keep cool-headed and they come across as steady and reliable people this position of the moon suggests a desire for clear boundaries and realistic goals you are a realist i'm waiting for the butt you don't take uh you're not much for taking risks in life lunar capricorns look for safety and security in most everything they do is that true you're not a risk taker at all no right i hate gambling what's like the riskiest thing you've ever done you ever gone like bungee jumping or anything no no that never you gotta be nuts to do this i went ziplining once but it seemed a lot safer than bungee jumping i think yeah that's fair where was that uh i don't remember like camp i guess can't yeah uh lunar capricorns look for safety and security in most everything they do most of them respect authority and tradition not really yeah you're not a traditional that uh many are planning well ahead of the rest of us here you're five steps ahead uh you likely won't have to remind them to protect their interests plan for old age or keep fallback money in their bank accounts these things come naturally to them that is true of you i don't know if we touched on this in a i mean it's just being responsible you don't have to be a moon in capricorn you you are a responsible person we haven't forgotten we still are planning at some point to do that like financial planning podcast and bring some financial planner on but you are someone who like absurdly from a young age was like very smart about you know saving up money and stuff and i blew it all when i was in high school because my moon was in the sixth house in the taurus your moon was in the hollow house uh you may have read that moon and capricorn natives are a bit cold and calculating this is the truest thing we've read so far only on gossip forums the fact is they are unlikely to be any less emotional than the other 11 signed positions of the moon they simply aren't comfortable letting go when it comes to emotions they keep their emotions under control wherever capricorn is found in the chart there is a desire for structure and control capricorn is the sign of organization and efficient management so when the moon is found in the sign the world of emotions are well managed and hand i have no idea what i'm saying right yeah okay i think we if we skip to the bottom i see it says short description oh why didn't we just write it out you are reserved and cautious correct attracted to politics no not really selective yes earthy huh you smell like dirt success comes by means of other people no recognize her qualities that's a pretty shitty thing to say yeah make make your own success yeah your success comes from all your hard work and dedication and all your planning how about potential issues material worries i i remember coming across this when i did the libra horoscope nails it said i was materialistic and would have objects like that i believe are of value but it's really just vanity and i like looked at my nail polish and i'm like what um saving far more than enjoying i mean that's that's true but that's just being a responsible person not a libra in the capricorn [Laughter] uh house more uh far more than enjoying restrictions does not get carried away by love you didn't carry me away i tried to pick you up and you wouldn't let me okay so okay like wait so this is just all a horoscope like i already knew this no this is all based on the exact position of your birth in the soul so why does it sound exactly like the libra horoscope well we're gonna look at your horoscope now for today's date that is we're recording this on sunday october 18th the day after year what's a julian day julian i guess what did he what did he have to do with this yeah this is julian's calendar we're using i i don't totally notice i think they're uh the calendar we use today is some sort of updated convention they're trying to use something that is more accurate i don't know someone down below will tell us what a julian day is but this is your uh short-term horoscope forecast christine based on the time of my birth so not based on just all libras yeah i think this is specific for you the kind of libra you i'm just confused you're asking me a lot of questions for someone who knows nothing about astrology sorry let me just say then to our listeners that what we just read although it was specifically for me and my time of birth sounds pretty much the same as just any libra horoscope that i've read so no but you're not sold yet we didn't look at all the planets people are going to freak out because we didn't go through all the plants we just did sun and the moon yeah i was really interested in mercury okay you want to just look at mercury well everyone says mercury is in retrograde so i kind of just want to know what that means what does that mean uh square between the moon and oh no mercury mercury represents communication cartesian and logical spirit simply nailogical so your mercury is in libra uh in the mercury in 12 mercury is mercury is in the 12th house say mercury 10 times fast uh you may have difficulty expressing yourself especially when young i'm old now you don't talk much uh she does not speak just for the sake of it but when in the mood can talk a lot in a big burst of conversation she may prefer to work in remote and quiet places she is discreet and philosophical i hate remote working working remotely uh you are not very quick to speak or communicate especially in childhood as you need to develop a trust in your own abilities to express yourself you make an excellent confidant do you think that's true can people confide in you christine okay you are very discreet and secrets go into the vault lock it lock it up lock uh you might make matters too complex by over analyzing motives or hunches and then have problems acting on your intuition as a result you are very attracted to symbols sentiment imagery and paradoxes so wait it says earlier on that i can i don't talk much but then later under trine between mercury jupiter it says she has the gift of gab yeah it kind of feels like you you can just read out of this whatever you want so it just depends if i like jupiter or the 12th house and then i can decide which one suits me all right okay so none of that explained mercury in retrograde what does that mean comment down below what mercury and retrograde means i think it means you turn into a werewolf in the full moon uh here's let's look at your horoscope for today as in october today is in october 18th but i'm pretty sure it's short term but none of this means anything anything okay i'm trying to take this seriously so there's a bit of a disclaimer here where is it uh science the information the information given below is not valid in isolation one must also take into account the signs of the zodiac and the houses where these aspects are found the positions of the planets and their aspects in the natal chart must also be taken into account so you're going to do all that right you're going to control for everything the gift of foretelling by the stars requires a lot of work but also a lot of tact and human feeling never make fatal predictions as everyone can get things wrong we're going to die a legal disclaimer not to do anything crazy based off of this yeah uh so positive short-term aspect uh you are standing out and you are noticed be positive and proactive now subscribe to this channel while i have your attention uh it's an excellent time for love and your social life i'm not going anywhere they forgot the quarantine and social distancing okay i don't think venus knows that if you haven't already met that special someone you may meet your lover during this period i'll be paying attention didn't you just skype with dr mike uh otherwise you are more attractive right now i mean that is true you are more beautiful than ever christine silence you turn more heads than usual it's my nails well you've been working out a lot see those posts on uh snapchat gifts might come it was just your birthday uh it's generally a good time for making purchases cool that's almost the holidays there you go uh recognizing the value of things seeing eye to eye with others sharing decorating and artwork it's a good time to do some nail art i think that's what this is trying to say so wait that was conjunction venus so those are some of the positive aspects let's let's look at some things that are challenging in your future great uh you may not be happy with yourself or content with your lot in life or your work at this time bringing about the need for change you could completely change your opinions ideas and tastes but such a radical move may not be beneficial as its extremes can be disruptive i mean that's true of anyone i think yeah all of this is try not to go too far in your revolt against routine habits etc if you're being unbearable problems with friends and family really really when you're unbearable people might get annoyed at that the timing of this transit is highly dependent on an accurate birth time what transit where am i going well you're in 109 square pluto ascendant is that a mathematical calculation let's look at uranus your positive long-term aspect this is independence with imagination it's time for a creative streak it's time to do nail art you are on a quest for novelty originality and innovation in your activities and also some new nail art some nail art you haven't done before oh my god all right more challenges wait it says you are more more sociable and meet new people during this time yeah what do you want me to die i think uranus wants me to die dissatisfaction with your current situation can dominate now what situation what are they saying i'm fine you can feel as if your life is in a state of flux definitely not every day just feels like every day feels the same for seven months please give me some plugs all right let's find one other thing that you can actually interpret uh you need to express yourself authentically without limits and restrictions sounds like what all youtubers say like a true youtuber what do you think christine do you have do you feel like you can attack the day now the next two weeks you have some clarity over how to approach things i think as long as i set my positive intentions in the fourth house of jupiter i'll be fine what do you think sure i'm just gonna in the hollow house in the tick tock house harry potter maybe should we look at mine now wait does it say anything in mine about you well we're gonna get to the compatibility thing wait so what are these symbols say it says christine over them should i so it just shows we can show this on the screen for anyone watching this but it it charts out your birth relative to the signs and the moon and what is this a clock or a map it looks like some illuminati where's the treasure like where's me what's what's the you are here what's the you are here okay where where am i this is i was born in ottawa march 31st 1988. true thank you for confirming that i don't know the exact moment of my birth like you knew that this is gonna i roughly know because i i know i was born in the evening because i heard the story that my grandmother was praying that i wasn't born any later why because they were embarrassed that i might have been born on april fools so maybe you weren't it's like all a cover-up it's all okay no your life is a joke you don't want to be an april fool's baby so i i'm an aries i don't know that's obvious is it obvious i'm not acting all like you are though vegan cooking crazy guy jumping on you have your honest aries moments like these bursts of aries energy people see it come through in this podcast and in my videos you just come in all crazy or am i just a person that sometimes is feeling up and sometimes feeling down no i think it's your aries your pluto aries too i'm glad you think that so my son is in aries uh aries is the first sign of the zodiac and aries natives are the first to start and the first to finish you always gotta be first don't you it's not always a good thing to finish first right christine aries is an active energetic sign people with the sun in aries are direct straightforward and uncomplicated i think they're calling me simple uh they expect the same from others and are baffled when they don't always get it uh the body comes first with aries what does that mean sun and aries people are natural athletes bam show us your moves at the very least their natural inclination is to use their bodies to get things done it sounds more like me you don't think i'm a natural athlete no you're not an athlete at all no but using your bodies to get things done reminds me of like weightlifting okay actually you know you know what i will add like i think this is all goofy i think that's probably pretty clear to no disrespect to people who like are interested in this but obviously we don't believe there's anything to this but i will say the time of your birth relative to when the school year starts is actually something that i think can determine how you are brought up in a way what here let me give you an example i could think the athlete thing sorry sorry you mean the time of year the time of year not the actual like not that 7 42 okay because especially for athletes like this is kind of intimating professional athletes are routinely people who were born in the earlier months so they are older relative to their peer group so they got to like dominate in sports yeah i was the worst in sports because you have a later birthday so it actually in some ways helps to have an earlier birth date yeah and i wonder to what degree just being older or younger relative to your grade in school can actually have a pretty significant impact on on your values or how you grow up yeah yeah and same with whether or not you were an older sibling or a younger one i think that totally shapes you too yeah okay all right should we get back to uh my aries yeah what does aries have to say about that uh i enjoy a challenge i'm okay without challenges uh i'm happiest when my la my life is moving fast forward and active there's a childlike quality to all airy sun people and it's often quite charming is that like a nice way of saying immature is my immaturity charming christine that's what drew you to me uh i have a strong personality and an entrepreneurial spirit ambitious self-willed stubborn obstinate nation how does it know you're a male and that i was a female because it keeps saying he i put in that information it knows the stars know uh aries with ascendant scorpio i guess that's me sounds poisonous uh i have a strong personality is on the secretive or private side however may this may only be the image projected to others in fact this aries is straightforward and more forthcoming than they first appear sometimes a prominent scar or a slightly severe look comes with this combination of a scar i have a can you tell i have a big scar on my forehead we ever talked about so do i we both i'm in aries something weird uh when i was like five years old i used to spin around in circles really fast get dizzy and fall over child like fun thing to do right child like and i guess one time i did it and i fell directly into the corner of a piano i fell directly into the corner of a dresser oh yeah did you need stitches yeah yeah i needed stitches too that's why we're meant to be and i remember they did a bad job of the stitches which is why there's just this gap in my forehead like they should like if someone had done a good job of stitching that wound it you wouldn't be able to see it today now you have a character you yeah aries ascendant scorpio do i have a slightly severe look i mean i crop your face out for the thumbnails and i would say so so here i'll give you some thumbnail heads right now there you go you know what's funny before i knew i needed glasses i guess my eyes had just slowly gotten worse over time and it was just making me squint more and i realized like people were telling me that like they thought i was like judging like i was like just looking judgmental and angry and i think for a long time just the fact that i was always looking at people like squinting my eyes made people think i was just like looking disapprovingly at them well there's some people who just have a resting face right i've been told am i one of those people i think i know what you mean about the squinting but i've always done the same thing and i remember one of my grandmothers used to say stop doing that or the your frown is going to stick there forever because i'd look like this and for my brows yeah and she was right as you get older you get wrinkles [Laughter] is there a male equivalent arresting face or can men have resting faces too still be a yeah either way uh okay the sun is in the fifth house tell me about your son let no let's look at the moon you have a son you didn't tell me that uh the moon represents emotional responses i'm a lunar virgo i find security in the little things you're a virgo no you're an aries the moon is in virgo but i don't understand uh i feel the most content when i've uh i've straightened out all the details of everyday life uh many of them enjoy running areas that's right paying bills and balancing the books you're you're our tax man that's right uh i take care of things that hap uh i take care of these things happily although some won't let on in fact many lunar virgos are quite practice at nagging and complaining do i complain a lot i feel like that's me uh some people with virgo moons are accused of being underachievers i mean i do tell you to to get up earlier well like get out of bed in the morning yeah like you slept until 11 today i was like get the hell out of bed i just couldn't get out like menchie was there it was so cold it was really cold it's sweater weather uh some people with virgo moons are accused of being underachievers while it may be true that lunar virgos that can laugh self-confidence many are quite simply content with living regular unassuming lives well that's not happening hello internet fame to simply been logical oh uh i appreciate simplicity i appreciate simply simply appreciate simply nailogical uh i express my affection for people they care about in little but practical ways massage table beside was that a good gift there's an amazing gift i think the gift is mostly like some indication that you're going to i will learn how to give you right because we're not inviting strangers into our home no just you should i take a class can anyone recommend a good online class is that yeah are there any good youtube videos for how to give a relaxing massage any registered massage therapist in the comments uh here's the short description very good memory an elephant never forgets scientific or medical studies preferred above all others you failed i'm humble and moderate i don't know i feel like your personality test would say the opposite common reserved emotional discipline that is true i feel like i'm very yeah even-keeled i don't get it i don't get too mad or anything like that he is willing to help devoted and gentle my prince often lots of children excuse me nope where where does it say that under the moon's in 11. the moon's in the 11th house well we're going to stay in the 10th house okay the opposition between the moon and mercury maybe this will help you understand retrograde uh there's a conflict here between the head and the heart your emotions tell you one thing and your mind tells you something else the result is a seesaw effect thank you for the analogy uh you can be emotional to the point of irrationality at one moment didn't it just say um even logical to the next okay uh enough of the natal chart i just want to see what's what's in my future here yeah all right julian day two four five nine one four one point two three what what that's my julian day what does that mean okay uh the gift of foretelling blah blah blah short positive short-term aspect you are likely to discover the truth of a matter or get to a better understanding of a situation and it is to your advantage you are persuasive or your ideas and outlook change for the better develop a strategy and be patient now sound plans can be made what's what situation do you want to get to the bottom of that you feel is unresolved uh the difference between glitter and mica no we've resolved that one i'm sure here's a challenge i can be nervous have bad reflexes clumsy during this phase i'm gonna spill your tea all over you oh we can't have that happen i might throw myself into action without thinking of the consequences you need space and independence you are inclined to rebel against authority i'm gonna have to lock you in the 12th house lock me in the spare bedroom uh you might lead a more erratic life eating and sleeping at any old time eating and sleeping oh no did you catch me eating hummus in the middle of the night not just sleeping i maybe kurt have bursts of anger without your circle knowing what has happened to you are you on your period because that's what happens to me now i just have an excuse to be erratic there you go i might wear or do eccentric things trying on new images you could have some surprises or shocks as much at work as in your emotional life i'm gonna paint your nails i think that's what it's saying well this is a time for experimentation let's do it there you go so okay so anything about mercury or anything about mercury uh it's a busy time for new ideas it's time to be imagined yeah this is just like good news i think i got a fortune cookie like that one time okay i think we've done enough of this i want to look at our compatibility you okay with that yes if it tells us that we're not compatible i mean are we just going to break up i think so like on this podcast yeah you could title at that too we broke up because of our birth times yeah my horoscope told me to break up with bam all right compatibility uh oh uh oh wait wait what does what do you want to look at this chart i'm most interested in in the visuals like what is going on here where is the legend yeah where's the legend for the symbol i think the the zodiac killer was really into this oh it's not there no there's a legend on a different page that's really helpful uh interplanetary aspects a challenging aspect there can be a strong attraction between the two but in time plenty of disagreements on this podcast each person can find the other selfish at times too demanding or too overbearing regardless of their true natures isn't that every relationship yeah although they may feel like they belong together in some way they don't it can be a problematic union oh that's harsh astrocafe.com or codependency issues can almost certainly arise i mean that just happens when you live together and you're stuck together like in quarantine uh they undermined each other but might stay with each other despite this so mean things might go smoothly between the two between them two days a week nevertheless this represents a powerful pull between the two and with work and effort a balancing act may be successful only because i'm libra much depends on whether or not there are happier aspects in the rest of the analysis whether this one is stimulating or aggravating we're gonna have to plot it in a scatter plot and see we're gonna have to analyze yeah what does mercury have to say christine opposition ben sun mercury i'm sorry is that like a wish listing uh here's a couple that may have frequent disputes as they may find it difficult to speak calmly that is absolutely not true about us no we don't fight often we don't really do it's like bizarrely like you're such a problem solver that anytime we have arguments it so quickly turns into like the logical like just what do we do about this when i just i think want to be a little bit more of the emotional venting person uh they might too frequently adopt an aggressive defensive or offensive stance with one another no conflict is caused if they both want to dominate the other it's a little kinky uh planetary aspect that does not auger well for a life together as it can bring disappointment however it is frequently found in comparisons of long-term couples so it is certainly manageable so they're saying it can be hard but it's also possible because it's christine square ben moon saturn but like the issue i have with these is they bring up a lot of possibilities that may lead the couple to be like yeah that's us we have issues so if you want to break up you could be like this is why see this is why i really hope nobody but if you want to stay together you read things like it is manageable you can make it work and then you're like oh okay it's fine comment down below if you've ever broken up with a romantic partner because of your horoscope i mean i don't think most people would ever admit that but it might give them what they just needed to hear from a third-party source sure that you can get that from from anything you're right sometimes you just need something to wake you up if you're looking for an excuse sure i'm not looking for an excuse to bring up i'm glad i'm glad you clarified uh because christine conjunction ben moon is in neptune uh there's an almost magical bond will unite us wait so now it's good or only neptune thinks we're good only neptune we're in perfect harmony there's something more to this relationship we stand next to it inspires the imagination and there's a magical feeling of acceptance i accept you christine there's much devotion here he will bring you the tea especially on the part of the moon person that's not what it says i just added them spiritual tenderness and romantic warmth between them their relationship encourages imagination in both people there are those accounts of us on wattpad what is that that's uh that website where people write stories about us fan fiction so our relationship encourages imagination in other people i think this means in each other oh yeah sorry i read i read something else but uh uranus might make each other impatient and easily frustrated in each other well you know it's not my favorite planet the sexual attraction is unique and powerful at first seeming to arise suddenly and unexpectedly however it is a temperamental attraction and can leave just as suddenly erratic responses to each other that's not a full sentence erratic responses to each other period uh it can be challenging for such a union to run smoothly and if it progresses it could easily become unbearable let me know if a relationship ever becomes unbearable for you so who are we supposed to trust neptune saturn mars uranus like which one matters none no but i'm serious for people who who ascribe to this how do you know which planet is telling the truth or do you just pick a favorite or does it change throughout the year or is it like choose your own adventure you can choose which place which planet do you want to live on i'm sure there's like a much more detailed way of looking at this is this insensitive this whole podcast i don't know like i feel like i don't want to insult people but i'm also just genuinely like what the like which planet like they say contradicting things what am i supposed to look at as you know the interpretation of our lives yeah it really just seems like you can draw whatever meaning you want from this i think that's the major criticism of astrology and again i think just to reiterate like if you get something out of it cool that's fine i'm not gonna judge you for it but if you actually live your life dictated by things like this i think you should maybe reconsider so does it so this is compatibility does it say anything about like marriage or kids just out of curiosity and should we have children uh or child nothing about kid nothing about children child kids they should not have kids i'm just making them they should not get married or have children like do they tell people no they don't say any of that all right i think we've exhausted this that's it that's it i still want to know what the picture means okay we'll do some research after how about that so what we read of you for the aries born at whatever time you put in um did you feel like that was a reflection of any horoscope that you've read of yourself of any horoscope or like any aries horoscope at any time i haven't read horoscopes i'm not a horoscope reader like at some point in your life you read what is an aries qualities right like crazy all over the place i don't know i used to read like this there was a local paper like ottawa express and i had a column in it called savage love i used to read that not at the horoscope okay well where i was going with this was the birth chart for me with my time of birth uh just sounded like every other description of the libra that i've ever read so i don't really know why giving my time of birth adds anything of extra value especially when all the planets have a different story to tell yeah i guess for i haven't read enough horoscopes to know that but i think the birth charts same as horoscopes it's a lot of uh you know you give it meaning based on where you are in life and it's written in a way that you can find meaning in it if you are looking for it it's kind of like religion sure i think when i heard of like reading your birth chart i thought it was a much more visual experience like i thought it was a mapping of things well they have mapped us here i think we just know no idea what to make of it where do they teach this not in school right no i'm serious like where do you learn this stuff like how do you read this map what are these symbols i i don't know what to tell you where am i where are you where's we're at home christine we're not allowed to leave the house i see an x at the top left no you're in the middle of that's the moon you're in the hollow house oh i'm in the middle you're in the hollow house that's where you are or the okay yes apologies to nicole concilio we were going to have her on today to talk about crystals but we ran out of time but hopefully we can get her on another time do you believe in crystals christine uh like i mean i mean do they exist you believe they do you believe that crystals uh can bring a positive energy into your life i believe that if you willfully want positive energy in your life you will be able to get it placebo effect that's not the way i would have put it um but you know i think you can will a lot of things in terms of emotions into your life you can't just will like fortunes into your life but you can will hell you're feeling i think i mean if you're in a certain that's kind of like what was that book that oprah made famous like the secret and it got really big for a while this idea of like positive thinking gets like uh breed success all you have to do is think positively something like that yeah i think casey neistat has talked about that too like if you just tell yourself that some major success is going to happen to you that it will happen to you that's kind of the thinking yeah and i think there is something to that that if you have a positive mindset you are more likely to be successful but it also depends on like you already being in a somewhat privileged position because i think it's like the most insulting thing to just tell people who are like living in poverty that all you have to do is like positive affirmation just think positively and you'll be fine and i find yeah it's really shitty to hear that from a person who's has made it so far and then they just tell you yeah no big deal you can be exactly like me if you just believe in yourself because i don't think that is anywhere close to the truth for the majority of people so i think it's reckless but that's just me in my opinion all right last thing in your horoscope it says you're gonna eat some overnight oats and paint your nails so i think we're gonna go do that now tonight right now or all week or for the rest of the however long i'm in the 12th house of venus all right everybody thank you for tuning in uh i i i hope the stars are in your favor i hope your fifth house of mercury is in retrograde and everything's going to be okay just leave your crystals out in the full moonlight to bring some positive energy into your home and if there's bad energy in your home you flush the toilet and it sucks the bad energy down into the pipes and out of your house is that how it works that's what i heard that's what my teacher taught me i can't even deal with my spiritual guru just blame all of ben's um you know behavior on him being an aries i think that's what we have to do if you think ben is rude or judgmental or you know treats other people like their thoughts and opinions are inferior to his just know that he's an aries in the fifth house of mercury that's right it's not my fault it's just where i was born in relation to the stars you can't help it actually that's an amazing way to go with your life oh i'm a crazy erratic person it's just because i'm an aries don't worry about it guys i mean if you say that and then justify it by where stars are aligned then people believe you that you are a crazy erratic person well do you believe in free will what do you mean that's not just a simple question do you believe we have free will i know it's not a simple question it's a trick question because like i'm uh like i'm a like uh i'm a materialist like i don't believe in like a soul or any religion or anything like that but if we're all just purely physical beings in our brains and the decisions we make are just the product of uh chemical reactions and biological i don't believe in fate if that you're the other answer you're looking for i don't think that we have destinies that we're all ultimately going to fulfill and they're predetermined i don't believe that but if there is nothing of like a soul or anything and we're just the product of decisions of our brain that our brain is just matter reacting a certain way does that mean we're just the product of these decisions that are sort of out of our control in which case that we do sort of have a fate our body is a cage and we are a slave okay you're going off on another weird tangent maybe scientists one day will be able to tell your future because like oh we can tell your brain is going to make a bunch of decisions like this i don't think they're they're there yet no one can predict what decisions your brain is making especially yours these days well by that time we'll all just be plugged into computers anyway in the matrix yeah or in the facebook oculus zone or something jesus christ well i'll we'll all willingly participate this in this rather than being enslaved by machines i think i mean we willing we willingly participate to uploading our lives onto youtube already yeah yeah no i think uh uh a vision of a dystopian future i think is much more i think it's much more likely that we are active participants in it like people talk about like 1984 as like the seminal dystopian book about a government that tells you the right ways to think and you know it creates a new version of truth but there's another book around the same time brave new world it's kind of often they're compared to each other and in that book people like willingly participate in the society where they've given up uh their autonomy in a lot of ways right and i think that's a future that's more likely for us that will just willingly plug into a computer to live a better life where i can date scarlett johansson and drive race cars in my head rather than living my sad real-life meat bag existence i wouldn't log into the computer maybe i'm just glad i'll be dead by then so i don't really care yeah but maybe you can upload your consciousness to a machine would you do it no how do we get here i don't know all right let's wrap it what have we done all right everybody keep on rocking out there in the free world happy taco tuesday happy is it season happy labor season yeah find your balance paint your nails and don't be in retrograde [Laughter] let's end this we'll see y'all later thanks so much for watching and we'll see y'all later bye [Music] [Music] you

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Published: Tue Oct 20 2020