REACTING TO THE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

hello everyone how is everyone doing in this mess out there today we are reacting to so if you asked me what is the one video that you have to watch it would be Bill were sees history of the entire world Bill Watts is an amazing content creator and he made an amazing 20 minute video literally showing a compressed version of the history of the entire world and honestly guys if you have not seen this video go watch it by yourself it's the kind of video that you could watch again and again and again and enjoy yourself alright guys I got to give it a little bit of a warning you need to stay focused alright I will try my best to react to it the best I possibly can if you even blink throughout this video you will miss at least 1,000 years honestly hi your honor floating in space pretty cool huh some of its water we are actually most of it oh I can't get from here to there without buying a boat it's sad I'm sad it is that I miss you how did the won't happen guys alright stay focused because it's gonna get really crazy really quick long time ago actually hover and also that bow nothing is new when never makes sense right like I said it didn't happen nothing was never anywhere that's why Oh everywhere oh so everywhere you don't need a where you know I need a win I love this video so much man he's so goddamn funny okay guys all right so he's basically ascribing before the world even began before the whole universe even began I think one question that we all need to ask ourselves is how did the whole a complete universe come to be there is a theory that there was this Big Bang this big explosion that happened and created everything that you see but yeah who knows guys all right when did time start it's been so everywhere you don't need a where yeah I need a win yeah okay so yeah this is boring let's create a whole universe guys what's going on nothing's happening this be something it was somewhere yeah I think something change time in space no it's possible because everything is here and it probably already happened yes don't know when to start yeah when do we start exactly where it started oh okay I think there's a universe now what's oh yeah guys if you don't know what the world is made up of it's basically the opposite scoffing no glare I think there's a universe now what's the middie up quarks is do okay that's a thing you know place a thing don't like it try a new place at a different time stick together because I've gotta get a bigger and emptier oh it's not empty yet it's all very full and about a jillion degrees that quarks are now happily married in groups are you called a proton or a neutron that's wrong cuz it's still - it's hard times and neutrons are now happily married to a house I'm gonna even doubled up yeah it's already going way too fast guys all right but yet hydrogen helium you guys learned it all in chemistry class is it chemistry I don't even know great news the electrons have now joined in congratulations the world is now a bunch of gas in space that's basically what the world is guys the world is just a bunch of gas and the holy tide universe is just a bunch of gas and space but it's getting closer together oh it is and its catch million years later oh yeah guys what is the nearest star that we know in our universe guys oh oh that's right it's the Sun guys the Sun is our first star all right you look out in the sky and see all those stars these amazing balls of light that lighten up our night sky what even are they they are stars and the one nearest to us guys is the Sun don't stare into it too long though guys because it will burn out and dying bigger stars burn out and die with national brain and then die and explode I just want everyone to take a second to realize that every star will burn out and die eventually meaning that the Sun will one day die and in that time if the Sun dies our world will die too just take a second guys take a second to think about that the earth will not exist one day yeah stars have cool stuff around like rocks they do in funny clouds which can make some very interesting things Oh planets guys okay now all right eventually he's talking about our universe I feel like I have to stop this video continuously because there's so much information that we need to break down and honestly I'm not even that smart and intelligent I'm just trying to process what the hell is even going on in this entire video guys we're two minutes in this video and he's already talked about the entire start of the entire complete universe so now star said cool stuff around like rocks yeah funny clouds which could all use the buddies for example another ball of flaming rocks Wow let us all realize that the moon that we see every day was a flaming ball of rock that clashed into our world and it was so big that it it shaped to the moon which is it made a mess guys raining rocks from outer space whether those rocks might have had water inside them and now there's hot steam in the slow cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava it's raining the entire world is now an ocean oh wow you know alert the earth that we live on today was not once this amazing place full of land and sea that it once was guys all right where the hell did water even come from it came from who knows where the entire world is now an ocean Wow plant or animal no a microscopic speck over the ocean and eats chemical soup which is being served hot and fry from gnarly space ingredients leftover from when it was raining rocks or whatever oh yeah and it can do that Oh Sean's written inside itself telling it how to build another one of itself so the energy I would say tired of living at the bottom of the ocean there's oxygen everywhere in the skies blue then the earth might have been a snowball for a while maybe even a couple of times okay it's all right great all right let's stop again guys first idea of life on this planet was this microscopic like bacteria I don't even know what the hell even even was now a microscopic some microscopic eats chemical soup which is being served hot and fresh made from gnarly speeds leftover from when it was raining yeah oh yeah and it can do that patient's written inside itself telling it how to build another one of itself DNA all right I don't think we have comprehended the craziness that is DNA the amount of information that's in this DNA it knows how to duplicate itself in order to survive and like going on this earth and it just got smarter by eating some like photosynthesis side effect now there's oxygen everywhere in this guy's blue oh been a snowball how does that like the world wow it's a sponge it's a plan oh wow some other types of weird strange water books a strange fish oh come on animal so it's come on can't walk it oh there's no food yet so I don't care let us all realize that life on Earth once started in the ocean and then eventually 100 million years later to be exact we learnt to use the Sun as food and energy in order for us to evolve to go on land how crazy is this world that we live in but we're still in the ocean hey can we go on land no why the Sun is it deadly it is ok let's go on land nope can't walk yet oh and there's no food yet so I don't care ok but then eventually learn to walk if there's plants up here Oh set some bugs and fish oh oh you can't make it fish ok so I could go on land but I'll go back in the water to have to use an egg Oh use a stronger egg put water in it peppa baby on loan in an egg water is in the egg Oh baby in the egg in are in the egg works for me finally the world has moved from ocean to land how could this end guys let us find out okay everything's huge fifty million years later land sure Wow now everything's dead oh you're the survivors keep your eye on this one because it's about to become the dinosaurs ah man the dinosaurs are gone guys alright then one dinosaur survived at least come on now guys who else misses the dinosaurs alright leave a like right now have you missed the dinosaurs I wish they were still here becomes a meteor okay and maybe you're at 66 billion years it's before the world one of them just learned how to grab stuff pointed rocks Wow firing Yeow Oh crazy sounds with their voice ok ok ok he's already fast forward a lot into our entire history guys so the dinosaurs were gone and then mammals existed a because those breasts Wow dominate the world and one of them just learned how to grab stuff Oh monkeys oh that's the wall same time 4 million years ago 3 million years ago things on fire yes we've discovered fire which can mean different we like to communicate and that's a human buzzing wow what you can I say over here let's review there's people on the planet uh-huh and they're chasing their food yeah time to plant some grass oh I control the food now now everyone I want to be my friend and live near me let's all build houses except mine is bigger because I own the food this is great I wonder if anyone else is doing this using rocks for everything use now it's Underground better farming was just invented in a sweet dang Valley right in between these two rivers and the animals are helping poor food and all who came to buy the food now you need people to help make the food and keep track of the sales and now eat houses for people to live in and people to make the houses maybe I can invent things which makes things better and more people come and there's more farming you have people to make a fast for people and business he compressed everything so well guys society if we work together we can obviously you know cut out the middleman not everyone has to make food for themselves we can devote a couple of people to make food and the rest of us can you know do our own thing and help the world and society in a different way it's just society great I think soon to a dank River Valley near you I now wall out in the middle of nowhere the horse is probably being tamed was also lame and lumpy tired of using lame sad metal introducing bronze made with strong gradient in from the Far Lands of tin land I don't know it won't tell me where he gets it now we're getting somewhere so basically as the population grows we have realized that we can live our lives being the exact same position that we are in but we could also learn to tame animals in order for us to get around the world much quicker and faster we've also learned how to use metal to create amazing things Egypt the Egyptian society was crazy guys I'm sure a lot of you have learned about in school like I have but the Egyptians made some amazing things like that there are made but god damnit Middle East is getting more complicated maybe because it's in the middle of the East yeah it's the people with horses and they are and then those copied their horses oh how look it must be the Greeks or a beta version of the Greeks Valley Civilization they're gone guess who's not going oh yeah nice you could make a religion out of this Hinduism all right you can make a religion out of anything guys all it takes is one person honestly there's the Bronze Age collapse so can we switch to a medal that's a little easier to find Thanks it's the 12 tribes of Israel just one oh he's got like a 10-step program so the concept of God has been around since the beginning of time obviously we are born into this world without knowing a goddamn thing and we are literally trying to comprehend every detail that there is in this complex situation but I feel like we should all just respect each other's beliefs honestly look who came back to Israel it's the 12 tribes of Israel right just like a 10-step one god you're some huge heads must be the Olmecs the Fonz make some colonies the Greeks copy their idea and make some colonies the Phoenicians made a colony so big it makes colonies here comes the Assyrian Empire never mind it's the Babylonian media it's too big ah the Buddha was just enlightened who's the Buddha this guy who sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that we're all dying you can make us ignore the fact that we're all dying honestly guys I understand Buddhism at this point because let's just forget about everything that's going on in the world and just try to live our life in harmony that's what Buddhism is all about right I actually don't know I'm not a Buddhist oops China just broke the wall right and Confucius was figuring out how to have good morals the great just had an idea of thinking about stuff I'm thinking about the sky well I'm thinking about the ground damn guys what do you think about on everyday life the Greeks just had the idea of thinking about stuff Alexander just had the idea of conquering the entire person oh it's a great idea he was great hopefully the rest of the gang will be able to share the Empire and lay between them now look at shaumbra Gupta he says get the hell out of here will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants okay thanks to the Tamil Kings no one conquers the devil kings and they've got space who would like to buy the spices me said the Arabian swiftly buying and selling it to the rest of the world put itself back together again with good morals as their main philosophy three main philosophies o confuse Sokka as iam having good morals stylism go with the flow and a legalism you obey the law so if I had to comment on what the hell has happened through this time is that us as humans have constantly debated on who should own what land who should be in charge who should be a leader we've just been constantly firing ever since this point some of us have learnt not to fight and instead understand and learn about different cultures and learn what could you possibly have in your piece of land that I could then sell and make money in my piece of land and they've got space are elected by the spices Lee said the readingsseoul the squire itself back together again with good morals is their main philosophy right actually their 3 main philosophies ok good out here the horse nomads run wild and free and they would like to ransack your city oh that's all good oh that losing everything ok great the Greek vacation levels of the Greek affect kingdom's pre-k fication overload my said the Parthian spice and the juice is taking over the entire place he's leading the entire Mediterranean for breakfast thanks for invading our homeland said the Jews who are starting to get tired of people invading their homeland hi everything's great said some guy is the resident killed for being too popular which only makes it more popular you can make a religion out of this summed up Christianity on silk now you can buy they just made up oh the Silk Road Wow conquering Vietnam six new trade routes said India accidentally spreading their religion to the entire southeast oh please for epic training Kingdom there goes Buddhism traveling up the Silk Road I wonder if it'll reach China before it collapses again remember the Persian Empire yep said the Persians making a new one Aksum was getting so powerful they would like to build a long stick has anyone popular yet let's do it together great man China has been through so much goddamn history I think though the China that we have to stay is pretty strict on everything so I don't think they wanted to break up again honestly okay across the Sahara Desert try cold actually okay sure Constantine moving the capital way over here to be closer to his main don't worry about Rome it won't fall it's great there's the Gupta Empire not Chandra Gupta just Gupta first up Chandra the first guess is in Rome so it's a barbarian non Romans said the Romans being invaded by non Romans r.i.p roman empire actually just half of it the other half is just fine but it's not in Rome anymore so let's give it a new name [Music] there's a huge city population everyone the garland taken over the entire Eurasian steppe great job cope Turks how's India broken Oh Korea has three kingdoms Japan has a kingdom it's the Sun Rise Kingdom he goes down to the cube where everyone worships gods and he tells them their gods are all fake and everyone got so mad at everybody had to leave town and go to a different town you can make a religion out of this man imagine being the guy that tells you that all religion is fake I am NOT gonna be that guy okay the real God was presumably Oh God the real ones and he tells them their gods are all fake and I'm so mad to leave town and go to a different town and maybe conquer the world as well but somehow the Pope is still the Pope plus there's room for Moors here's all the wisdom it's the bad house of wisdom the coast and sell it and become the Swahili on the Swahili coast said this while he Leone the Swahili coast remember this tiny space you have to go through to get from here to there someone owns that now wanna know where the Franks have the biggest Kingdom in here I'm so proud that he invites the king over for Christmas surprise you're the new Roman Emperor said the Pope pretending to still be part of the Roman Empire Wow Frank's broke their kingdom into what will later be called France and not France the northerners are just Norse if you don't have much time our exploring they go north from the north to the northern oh and they find some land two types of land and they named them accordingly oh I'm funny yeah honestly who was the person that decided that Greenland the place that's mostly ice be called Greenland and the place that's mostly ice be called Greenland they also invade some prices and get called many names such as Vikings I think even roots are there Vikings I don't think so said the Kevin is okay fair enough the Pope is ready to make some more emperors of the Roman Empire the Holy Roman Empire Oh Germany but don't worry about it Christians know the kingdom's new kingdoms okay would you like buns better mine's better oh wow William it's a bird's egg Turks grazing Tina buyer who's getting so small it almost doesn't exist anymore we need help they need help so they call the Pope hey Pope can you help us get rid of the seljuqs maybe take back the Holy Land on the way come on I know you want to take back the Holy Land yes I do actually want to do that lets do a crusade they did many crews almost didn't fail wow it's got some sweet trade deals goodbye goodbye Toltecs oh there's the Pueblo I always wondered how to build a town and a close come here we're here and pecan is there Vietnam unconquered itself Korea just became itself in Japan is so addicted to art that the military might have to take over the government oh and the Mongols just invaded most of the universe affected by the Mongol invasions because they were busy invading India is it Tonga time I think it's Tonga times home good thigh I just found out where this way Hayley gets all their gold look at this Chad means like there's an empire there right in the middle of the king of Mali is so rich he's going on tour to let everyone know wow that guy's rich everyone said the Christians are doing a great job rhe conquering Iberia which will soon be called Spain and not Spain please remain Christian we'll check in later Europe just ID he explained to the Black Death oh whoops you're just gone down died whoops half of Europe just controls all the islands it's the Maha japa time for them to care a lot about art in the ancient classics sounds kind of like a rebirth here's a printer let's make books so you think you can conquer the Byzantine Empire yep said the Otto oh nice job Ottoman Turks whoops you missed a spot don't forget to ban Europe from the Indian spice trade Christopher Columbus probably smoking crack if the world is round let's go this way to India no don't worry we already got this at Portugal so Chris goes to Spain hey Spain want to hire me to find India by going around back in the world no please no please no okay so he's Austin discovers more ocean and then discovers all these and Japan let's draw a line to decide who gets which half of the world Wow an Inca empires are off to a great start I wonder if they know that Europe just discovered their continent marrying into so many families they might have to start marrying each other move over Lithuania here comes Moscow Ivan wants to make Russia great again move over Timur it's maybe go invade India or something current version again let's make it the other kind of Islam the one where we thought the first guy oh wow yeah chance do you sin you can buy your way out of hell [ __ ] this whole thing is [ __ ] that's a song the church here's my reasons why said the Wow in his new book which might have accidentally started the Protestant Reformation you know what will be magnificent said Suleiman wearing an onion hat what if the Ottoman Empire was really big which it is now what am Russia was big said I trying not to be terrible Portugal and repelled the entire Indian Ocean including the spice trade oh dream was real and Spain realized that this is not India but they pillaged it anyway damn said England riots we gotta start pillaging some damn said England and France we gotta start pillaging some stuff yeah then the Dutch Revolt and all the hipsters move to Amsterdam damn toaster damn we got to start pillaging some stuff through North America well but at least there's beaver a question to steal the spice trade that's not a question but the Dutch stated anyway shoes made in Brazil in the Caribbean profitable you might forget to not do slavery think about doing slavery a lot has happened since I last paused but the world is controlled by god damn money the fact that slavery even happened the fact that we can think that human life can be controlled and monetized honestly it's crazy in Brazil Oh in the Caribbean and it's so goddamn profitable you might forget to do slavery and that's that I'm Russia's to-do list is to get bigger Britain and France are having a friendly discussion about who should control the entire world more specifically Ohio that leads into a seven-year discussion giving pressure a chance to show Austria who's boss oh and in France did they figure out who's boss yes they did it's Britain oh also Britain so I start taxing the hell out of America [ __ ] you says America debating our independence and fighting for it in France a Muslim way now Frances broke and Britain will have to send their prisoners to it where the king and queen still wear such fancy dresses heads off said rope spear cutting everybody's head off until eventually got my head off you can no don't no don't here please no more religion skies I swear some people don't even know the start of their own goddamn religion like come on guys let's just live our lives and be happy and be good people that is that is the religion that I would cry honestly media star Oshin special slaves who free themselves by killing their masters good thinking this before who's in charge of France now he said no I'm trying to take over Europe luckily they banished into an island to another Island there goes Latin America going independent in the Latin American Wars of Independence writing just figured out how to turn steam into power so now they can make machines and machines [Music] Vincent trains and conquer India and maybe put some trains there hey my stuff from us now dude we already got everything says China so Britain tried to get them addicted to opium which were oh I draw it and made it illegal and dumped it over to the sea so braising it and made them open up five cities Wow Britain Russia great game really try to stop each other from conquering Afghanistan just where he lives India just had a revolution and they would like to govern themselves now nope said Britain governing them even harder than oh that's my idea hi I just sent you a message through a wire States finally figured out whether slavery is good or bad oh they decide and then manifesting their destiny which is to kill the rest of the natives and take their land to me oh the Mexicans - Wow okay yeah that is the history of America let us be the ultimate civilization by killing the natives all right but technology is about to go okay good it's bad they discard and then they continued manifesting their destiny which right all the rest of the natives and take their land and maybe I got the Mexicans to I'm the Mexicans - fascist man isn't it crazy that how we just abused Africa honestly guys one day I think Africa will be a like civilization that will be just as advanced as the rest of us honestly they've had a hard start to civilization but honestly guys they will catch up one day no let's Africa said Europe yeah great destiny to manifest so they're looking for more great main controls Cuba I'll blame something on them and go to war what should we blame on Spain Oh blame the mane on Spain so they blame them now we're in business Oh out of Panama and make a canal connecting the two oceans around that they delete their old government and make a new stronger government only weaker and controlled by a guy from the previous government or a peasant had a war since the last war so they start World War 100 war so great we won't need a second one yeah they blame Germany through the government now everyone's paycheck is the same come in the Sun Britain helps now the Ottoman Empire is gone so we can mine let's get Sykes in poco carving up the remains of the not-so Ottoman anymore Empire it just seemed like the right thing to do right hello yes it's the 1920s calling let's go car and drive to a party and listen to jazz on the radio and go to the movies the economy's green it'll probably be great forever just kidding Oh featuring Hitler and he's mad at the Jews for existing has finally conquered the East and they're so excited they rape Nanking way too hard they should probably just deny him Hitler's out of control so the international community tackles him and tries to explain why killing all the Jews is a bad idea but he kills himself before they could explain it that is World War 2 guys why do we keep invading other people's lands guys alright let us just stay put and be happy with where we are in the world right there he's mad at the Jews for existing Japan I stand there so excited the man came way too hard they should probably just deny him Hitler's control so the international community tackles immature oh right Jews is a bad idea but he kills himself before they could explain it to him grace no don't use the extinction Paul seems such a good god the important doesn't get the hell out of India I'm going to starve myself in public Oh work out was actually to Pakistan's Oh Bangladesh later the Jews in the Arabs finally figured out which one of them should live in the Holy Land meet they both said at the same time so everyone's happy China there's a new China in China what's on the menu commie Breyer no thanks said the Oh China escaping to an island hello is the real China there's the Korean War Korea vs. Korea nobody wins then it's unpause forever let's meet the sponsors oh it's the two thousand powers they're having a friendly debate over which economic system is good and which one is an evil virus of Satan and the Blandin bombs Oh know that the world let's just keep it cool and spy on each other instead good and make sure we have enough atom bombs yeah themselves Europe is tired of pillaging other continents and the continents they were pillaging we're tired of being pillaged so here's a new map with new countries Wow they're being pillaged by the United States finally decided whether racism is good or bad it's bad and the agrees South Africa might need another minute to think about it whoa okay oh wow - that might keep happening Sylvia decides to relax a little and accidentally falls apart Europe makes a union so now they can all use the same money except Britain because they don't feel like it right at the mail surprise it's on the computer if someone just attacked America surprise it's on the computer the computer which is in your pocket whoops the economy just crashed don't worry the big banks won't fail because they're not supposed to bastardized flying robots with bombs oh brain some people have no friends some people have no food the glass inventor said the thing inventor inventor after being invented by a fing inventor yeah well even are we what a great video guys but if I had to take anything from what I just watched it would be this the fact that we are living right now in this moment is crazy enough the world is a crazy place the universe is a crazy place and honestly guys if I had to do one thing before my life ends it is to make the world a better place so honestly just try to be a good person guys and live your life happy and fulfilling okay guys I'm gonna end the video there this video is honestly the best videos that has been uploaded to YouTube and please subscribe to Bill Watts either way though guys thank you so much for watching shout out demotious Ofcom if you want to get the plushy either way though guys thank you so much for watching and I'll see you very soon in the next video see you later guys buh bye

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Length: 33min 50sec (2030 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 29 2020