Teacher Reaction to History of the Entire World, I Guess - Bill Wurtz

hey guys welcome back to the channel i'm ramirez i'm a coach i'm a teacher today we're going to be reacting to a highly requested video this one's called history of the entire world i guess i guess it's time to watch the show finally yes we didn't yeah we could we were hesitant in the beginning to watch it it's because uh because the fact that it's almost 20 minutes long so if you guys are watching this but what the heck yeah watch it all the way through all right guys before we start go ahead and hit that like subscribe and share button so we can get to 10 000 subscribers so we can go ahead and start our live sessions because once we hit 10 000 subscribers we're going to try to go live every like sunday or every other sunday so we can like just interact with you guys because we love you guys and everything like that uh us looking at the camera is awesome but it would be really cool for me to interact with you guys too so let's go ahead and hit that like subscribe and share and get us where we need to go yeah all right let's go ahead and get started all right hi you're on a rock floating in space pretty cool huh some of it's water [ __ ] it actually most of it's water i can't even get from here to there without buying a boat it's sad i'm sad i miss you how did this happen a long time ago actually never and also now nothing is nowhere when never makes sense right like i said it didn't happen nothing was never anywhere that's why it's been everywhere it's been so everywhere you don't need to wear you don't even need a win that's how every it gets [Music] what's that are those supposed to be tournaments forget this i want to be something go somewhere do something i want things to change i want to invent time and space and i know it's possible because everything is here and it probably already happened i just don't know when to start and that's exactly where it started oh i paused it i think there's a universe now what's it made of and stuff ah that's a thing in a place don't like it try a new place at a different time try to stick together because the world is going to get bigger and emptier but it's not empty yet it's still very full and about a jillion degrees great news the quarks are now happily married in groups of three called a proton or a neutron and there's something else flying around too that wants to join in but can't because it's still too great news the protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other some of them even doubled up great news the electrons have now joined in congratulations the world is now a bunch of gas in space but it's getting closer together and it's getting closer together and it's getting closer together new [ __ ] just got made some stars burn out and die bigger stars burn out and die with passion and make some brand new way crazier [ __ ] which allows newer more interesting stars to be made and then die and explode so now stars have cool stuff around them like rocks ice and funny clouds which can make some very interesting things like this ball of flaming rocks for example holy [ __ ] we just got hit with another ball of flaming rocks and it kind of made a mess which is weather update it's raining rocks from outer space weather update those rocks might have had water inside them and now there's hot steam in the sky weather update cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava weather update it's raining severe flooding alert the entire world is now an ocean volcano alert that's land [Music] what oh cool like a plant or an animal no a microscopic speck it lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup which is being served hot and fresh made from gnarly space ingredients left over from when it was raining rocks or whatever oh yeah and it can do that it has secret instructions written inside itself telling it how to build another one of itself so that's pretty nifty i would say tired of living at the bottom of the ocean using a revolutionary technique you can convert sunlight into foods side effect now there's oxygen everywhere and the skies blue then the earth might have been a snowball for a while maybe even a couple of times it's a sponge it's a plant it's a worm and some other types of weird strange water bugs and strange fish wow that's animals and stuff but we're still in the ocean hey can we go on land no why the sun is a deadly laser okay now the animals can go on land come on animals let's go on land nope can't walk yet and there's no food yet so i don't care okay will you learn to walk if there's plants up here maybe set some bugs and fish okay so i can go on land but i have to go back in the water today learn to use an egg i was already doing that use a stronger egg put water in it have a baby on land in an egg water is in the egg baby in the egg in the water in the egg works for me and now everything's huge including bugs want to see a map of the land sure oh [ __ ] now everything's dead just kidding you're the survivors keep your eye on this one because it's about to become the dinosaurs here's another map of the land yeah it broke apart don't worry about it does that all time here comes a are meteors it's mammal time here come the mammals look at those breasts now they're gonna dominate the world and one of them just learned how to grab stuff and walk no like walk like that and grab stuff at the same time and bang rocks together to make pointed rocks ouch and set things on fire and make crazy sounds with their voice which can mean different things that's a human person and now they're everywhere almost ice age what you can walk over here cool not anymore well i guess we're stuck here now let's review there's people on the planet and they're chasing their food [ __ ] it time to plant some grass look at this i control the food now now everyone will want to be my friend and live near me let's all build houses except mine is bigger because i own the food this is great i wonder if anyone else is doing this tired of using rocks for everything use metal it's underground better farming was just invented in a sweet dank valley right in between these two rivers and the animals are helping guess what happens next more food and more people who came to buy the food now you need people to help make the food and keep track of the sales and now you need houses for people to live in and people to make the houses and now there's more people and they invent things which makes things better and more people come and there's more farming and more people to make more things for more people and now there's business money writing laws power [Music] coming soon to a dank river valley near you meanwhile out in the middle of nowhere the horse is probably being tamed why is all my metal so lame and lumpy tired of using lame sad metal introducing bronze made with special ingredient tin from the far lands of tin land i don't know my dealer won't tell me where he gets it also guess what egypt meanwhile out in the middle of nowhere they figured out how to put wheels on a horse now we're getting somewhere also china did i mention [Music] the middle east is getting more complicated maybe because it's in the middle of the east knock knock or clop clop it's the people with the horses and they made an empire and then everyone else copied their horses oh look it must be the greeks or a beta version of the greeks let's check in with the indus river valley civilization they're gone guess who's not gone china new arrivals in india maybe it's those horse people i was talking about or their cousins or something and they wrote some hymns and mantras and stuff you could make a religion out of this there's the bronze age collapse now the phoenicians can get down to business also can we switch to a medal that's a little easier to find thanks look who came back to israel it's the 12 tribes of israel and they believe in god just one though he's got like a 10-step program here's some huge heads must be the olmecs the phoenicians make some colonies the greeks copy their idea and make some colonies the phoenicians made a colony so big it makes colonies here comes the assyrian empire never mind it's the babylonian media it's the persian empire wow that's big ah the buddha was just enlightened who's the buddha this guy who sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that we're all dying you can make a religion out of this oops china just broke but while it was breaking confucius was figuring out how to have good morals ah the greeks just had the idea of thinking about stuff and right over here alexander just had the idea of conquering the entire persian empire it's a great idea he was great and now he's dead hopefully the rest of the gang will be able to share the empire evenly between them knock knock it's chambra gupta he says get the hell out of here will you get the hell out of here if i give you 500 elephants okay thanks bye but what about this part that's the tamil kings no one conquers the tamil kings who are the table kings merchants probably and they've got spices who would like to buy the spices me said the arabians swiftly buying it and selling it to the rest of the world hey china put itself back together again with good morals as their main philosophy actually they have three main philosophies out here the horse nomads run wild and free and they would like that we're under legalism yeah i didn't couldn't read what's it oh god this is their main philosophy actually they have three main philosophies [Music] out here the horse nomads run wild and free and they would like to ransack your city let's check the greekification levels of the greekified kingdoms greekification overload bye said the parthians bye said the jews hi said the parthians taking over the entire place hey said the romans eating the entire mediterranean for breakfast thanks for invading our homeland said the jews who are starting to get tired of people invading their homeland hi everything's great said some guy who seems to be getting very popular and is then arrested and killed for being too popular which only makes him more popular you can make a religion out of this want silk now you can buy it from china they just made a brand new road to the world or you can get the wrong water sick new trade routes said india accidentally spreading their religion to the entire southeast that's a good place for an epic trading kingdom there goes buddhism traveling up the silk road i wonder if it'll reach china before it collapses again remember the persian empire yup said the persians making a new one aksum is getting so powerful they would like to build a long stick has anyone populated madagascar yet let's do it together still can't cross the sahara desert try camels hell yeah now we got business said the ghana empire selling lots of gold enslaved hi i live in the roman empire and i was wondering is loving jesus legal yet no actually okay sure said constantine moving the capital way over here to be closer to his main rival don't worry about rome it won't fall [Music] there's the gupta empire not chandragupta just gupta first name chandra the first guess who's in rome barbarians what's a barbarian non-romans said the romans being invaded by non-romans r.i.p roman empire or actually just half of it the other half is just fine but it's not in rome anymore so let's give it a new name [Music] oh and here's a huge city population everyone the goat turks have taken over the entire eurasian step great job coke turks how's india broken how's china back together how's those trading kingdoms bigger and there's more of them korea has three kingdoms japan has a kingdom it's the sunrise kingdom deep in the arabian desert on the top of a mountain the real god whispers in muhammad's ear so he goes down to the cube where everyone worships gods and he tells them their gods are all fake and everyone got so mad at him and he had to leave town and go to a different town you can make a religion out of this and maybe conquer the world as well the roman empire's long gone but somehow the pope is still the pope plus there's new kingdoms all over europe i wonder if there's room for moors here's all the wisdom in a house it's the baghdad house of wisdom just in time for the islamic golden age let's bring stuff to the coast and sell it and become the swahili on the swahili coast said the swahili on the swahili coast remember this tiny space you have to go through to get from here to there someone owns that now want to get enlightened in the middle of nowhere the franks have the biggest kingdom in europe and the pope is so proud that he invites the king over for christmas surprise you're the new roman emperor said the pope pretending to still be part of the roman empire then the franks broke their kingdom into what will later be called france and not france the northerners or just norris if you don't have much time are exploring they go north from the north to the northern north and they find some land two types of land and they name them accordingly they also invade some other places and get called many names such as vikings there's the ruse the kievan rus are they vikings i don't think so said the kevin ruse okay fair enough the pope is ready to make some more emperors of the roman empire the holy roman empire it's actually germany but don't worry about it new kingdoms all the kingdoms which brand would you like mine's better mine's better mine's better time to conquer england said william it's a bird it's a plane it's the selji turks said the byzantine empire who's getting so small and almost doesn't exist anymore we need help they need help so they call the pope hey pope can you help us get rid of the seljuks maybe take back the holy land on the way come on i know you want to take back the holy land yes i do actually want to do that let's do a crusade they did many crusades some of which almost didn't fail but at least the italians got some sweet trade deals goodbye mayans goodbye toltecs hello mississippi look at those mounds there's the pueblo i always wondered how to build a town and a cliff guess who's here come here where here and pagan is there vietnam unconquered itself korea just became itself and japan is so addicted to art that the military might have to take over the government china just invented bombs and typing and the mongols just invaded most of the universe nice going genghis i bet that will last a long time some of the islamic turks were unaffected by the mongol invasions because they were busy invading india is it tonga time i think it's tonga time i just found out where the swahili gets all their gold look at this chad means lake there's an empire there right in the middle of the king of mali is so rich he's going on tour to let everyone know wow that guy's rich everyone said the christians are doing a great job reconquering iberia which will soon be called spain and not spain please remain christian we will check in later to see if you're still christian when you least expect whoops half of europe just died china's back yay hey come here time to share new kingdoms here and there oh look who controls all the islands it's the mahajapit oh italy is really rich time for them to care a lot about art in the ancient classics it's kind of like a rebirth here's a printer let's make books so you think you can conquer the byzantine empire yep said the ottoman turks nice job ottoman turks oops you missed a spot don't forget to ban europe from the indian spice trade what that's [ __ ] said portugal spiceless well i guess we'll have to find another way to india wait said christopher columbus probably smoking crack if the world is round let's go this way to india no don't worry we already got this at portugal so chris goes to spain hey spain want to hire me to find india by going around back of the world no please no please no please okay so he sails into the ocean and discovers more ocean and then discovers the indies and japan let's draw a line to decide who gets which half of the world the aztec and inca empires are off to a great start i wonder if they know that europe just discovered their continent the habsburgs are marrying into so many royal families they might have to start marrying each other move over lithuania here comes moscow ivan wants to make russia great again move over timarids maybe go invade india or something persia just made persia persian again let's make it the other kind of islam the one where we thought the first guy should have been the other guy hey christians do you sin now you can buy your way out of hell that's [ __ ] this whole thing is [ __ ] that's a scam [ __ ] the church here's 95 reasons why said martin luther in his new book which might have accidentally started the protestant reformation you know what would be magnificent said suleiman wearing an onion hat what if the ottoman empire was really big which it is now what if russia was big said ivan trying not to be terrible portugal had a dream that they controlled the entire indian ocean including the spice trade and then that dream was real and spain realized that this is not india but they pillaged it anyway damn said england and france we gotta start pillaging some stuff then the dutch revolt and all the hipsters moved to amsterdam damn said amsterdam we gotta start pillaging some stuff question one can you get to india through north america no but at least there's beaver question two steal the spice trade that's not a question but the dutch did it anyway guess where all the sugar's made in brazil stolen in the caribbean and it's so goddamn profitable you might forget to not do slavery the next thing on russia's to-do list is to get bigger britain and france are having a friendly discussion about who should control the entire world more specifically ohio then it escalates into a seven year discussion giving prussia a chance to show austria whose boss but what about britain and france did they figure out who's boss yes they did it's britain guess who's broke also britain so they start taxing the hell out of america [ __ ] you says america declaring their independence and fighting for it and france helps them win now france is broke and britain will have to send their prisoners to a different continent wait if france is broke why do the king and queen still wear such fancy dresses let's overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off said robespierre cutting everybody's head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off you can make a relit no don't haiti is starting to like the idea of a revolution especially the slaves who free themselves by killing their masters why didn't we think of this before wait who's in charge of france now said napoleon trying to take over europe luckily they banished him to an island but he came back luckily they banished him to another island there goes latin america becoming independent in the latin american wars of independence britain just figured out how to turn steam into power so now they can make many different types of machines and factories with machines in them so they can make a lot of products real fast then they invent some trains and conquer india and maybe put some trains there hey china said britain buy stuff from us now dude we already got everything says china so britain tried to get them addicted to opium which worked actually but then china made it illegal and dumped it all into the sea so britain threw a hissy fit and made them open up five cities and give them an island britain and russia are playing a game where they try to stop each other from conquering afghanistan also the sultan of oman lives in zanzibar that's just where he lives india just had a revolution and they would like to govern themselves now nope said britain governing them even harder than before technology is about to go crazy the united states finally figured out whether slavery is good or bad it's bad they just all right there's a lot of information okay by the way i went oh not because they threw the opium into the water i'm sorry i had to say that i was like i realized i went oh i don't know why i said oh i don't do drugs i don't know why i said but anyway this is a lot of information oh yeah is this supposed to be a joke to us because this is wow this is long we're almost done oh god we're only like three-fourths of the way through well i think the good stuff about all was pretty funny i mean that's a lot of information i mean coming on yeah it's so hard to like really pay attention like okay it's because when they're spitting stuff out stuff that i've read things i didn't know and i started thinking about like oh shoot he's sweating onto another one a thousand years later i'm like oh god i was still focusing on that other one you just said like two seconds ago now we're like five centuries from now um oh god that's all right technology wow wait five thousand years it's not a century oh god okay i just this dude i'm out all right i'm just gonna just watch now i'm not i'm just gonna be like and then they continued the united states finally figured out whether slavery is good or bad it's bad they decided and then they continued manifesting their destiny which is to kill the rest of the natives and take their land and maybe kick out the mexicans too i know let's rape africa said europe scrambling to see who could rape it the fastest they never got ethiopia britain and france are still hungry [Applause] the united states ran out of destiny to manifest so they're looking for more cuba wait spain controls cuba well blame something on them and go to war what should we blame on spain let's blame the maine on spain so they blame the maine on spain now we're in business to celebrate they kick panama out of panama and make a canal connecting the two oceans britain just found oil in the middle east it makes cars go china is so tired of being bossed around that they delete their old government and make a new stronger government which is accidentally weaker and controlled by a guy from the previous government europe hasn't had a war since the last war so they start world war one look at those guns it's gonna be a great war so great we won't need a second one after it's over they blame germany russia went on strike and the workers overthrew the government now everyone's paycheck is the same communism in the soviet union the arabs revolt and britain helps now the ottoman empire's gone so we can give the jewish people a place to live hopefully the arabs won't mind let's cut the cake said sykes and pico carving up the remains of the not so ottoman anymore empire except turkey turkey makes a brand new turkey and then the saudis conquer arabia it just seemed like the right thing to do hello yes it's the 1920s calling let's get in the car and drive to a party and listen to jazz on the radio and go to the movies the economy is great and it'll probably be great forever just kidding germany's back featuring hitler the angry mustache model and he's mad at the jews for existing japan is finally conquering the east and they're so excited they raped nan king way too hard they should probably just deny it hitler's out of control so the international community tackles him and tries to explain why killing all the jews is a bad idea but he kills himself before they could explain it to him that's world war ii bonus round pacific showdown united states versus japan fight finish it let's unite all the nations and have some world peace seems legit hi i'm gandhi and if britain doesn't get the hell out of india i'm going to starve myself in public wow that worked bonus now there's pakistan actually two pakistans one of them could be bangladesh later the jews and the arabs finally figured out which one of them should live in the holy land me they both said at the same time let's divide up the land so everyone's happy look out china there's a new china in china what's on the menu communism no thanks said the other china escaping to an island i wonder which one is the real china there's the korean war korea versus korea nobody wins then it's on pause forever let's meet the sponsors oh it's the two global superpowers they're having a friendly debate over which economic system is good and which one is an evil virus of satan and they both have atom bombs fight wait no that would be the end of the world let's just keep it cool and spy on each other instead and make sure we have enough atom bombs i'll race you to space now let's make some more countries fight themselves europe is tired of pillaging other continents and the continents they were pillaging are tired of being pillaged so here's a new map with new countries now you can't tell who they're being pillaged by the united states finally decided whether racism is good or bad they decided it's bad and the world agrees south africa might need another minute to think about it let's check the world population whoa okay technology's better too that might keep happening the soviet union decides to relax a little and accidentally falls apart europe makes a union so now they can all use the same money except britain because they don't feel like it let's check the mail surprise it's on the computer whoops someone just attacked america i bet they'll remember that phone call surprise it's in your pocket want to learn everything surprise it's on the computer now your phone's a computer which is in your pocket whoops the economy just crashed don't worry the big banks won't fail because they're not supposed to surprise flying robots with bombs want to print a brain some people have no friends some people have no food the globe is warming and the ocean is full of plastic let's save the planet said everybody not knowing how let's invent a thing inventor said the thing inventor inventor after being invented by a thing inventor that's pretty cool by the way where the hell are we said the thing inventor inventor after being invented by a thing inventor that's pretty cool by the way where the hell are we i stopped thinking over loads yeah yeah yeah i stopped thinking this is probably my fourth one that was a funny way of looking at history though yeah although some of it's not so funny of course oh yeah i like um my favorite part was the the tenth step yeah the ten statue christian being a christian wow it's a ten step program and that was but the thing is though that ten step program was before jesus that was the old testament said he's the new testament anyway this is not a church um but that was still funny uh the whole thing it's it's i'm not sure it's educational at the same time i thought it would be i thought he'd go a little bit more into like the whole um pangaea thing but it was he just like did it quick quick then again it's just he went through a lot of stuff really fast but um i wonder if anyone did a like a fact check of everything he said because he went through a lot of stuff mm-hmm all right um here's a challenge for our subscribers and our followers or the people watching this go ahead and put in the comments below where you saw that he was incorrect i know a lot of people in here gonna say all of this incorrect because uh technically the bible says that we've only been around for like ten thousand or twenty thousand years or whatever wait that's jesus twenty thousand years but anyway that's two thousand years anyway i'm sorry like i said i'm done thinking so if you if you see something that's in there that's 100 false put in the comments below i would like to know because i'm not going to look through all the things that he said because he said a lot of stuff too much and i'm done thinking for the night we did a lot of videos to react to this whole week for you guys and we're out please please like subscribe and share [Music] bye [Music] you

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Length: 24min 45sec (1485 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 30 2020