Reacting to my WEIRDEST Twitch Unban Requests

for anyone that doesn't know today i will be going through unbanned requests on my channel you know quite a few people get banned on my channel because a lot of people be saying some wild you know the audacity dude what a scene it's 7 30 p.m you finished all your homework so you go to twitch.tv pokemon to watch your favorite streamer oh sheep clutch i am having so much fun vlog champ pog champ oh no i need to go pee you get up run to the bathroom so that you can come back and watch the stream immediately all of a sudden you hear your door close wash your hands and run out quickly you put two and two together realize your brother has yanked your laptop stop typing in pokemans chat you bang on the door you try to unlock he's locked the door and won't let you in oh no i'm gonna get banned brother please stop it your brother laughs maniacally from inside of your room all right everybody we're starting off with a real simple one you know give a deep throat whatever that means and you know hit you with this sorry that was my brother i'm so sorry ooh face not a lie this face kind of gets me it's so cute this reminds me a lot of like you know when you're in like fifth or sixth grade and you ask someone out and they say no and you're like oh that was my brother that was my cousin it wasn't me [Laughter] i'm sorry sorry it's cause like when you read this you just imagine him like on all four i'm sorry i'm trying to suck her toes bam i'm sorry you know what i i mean like he said sorry nick compton you seem like a decent dude wait unbanned all right he said sorry you're sexy pokey i love pokey's sexy full i don't think she's wearing a bra i'm sorry i should do something [Laughter] okay but keep an eye on him eyes is this you hi my name is troy i have a basketball game tomorrow i don't even think you're old enough to be on twitch fam oh no he got [ __ ] insta unban me no now what guess what you still ban don't tell me what to do don't talk my chat don't be that guy later [ __ ] unbanned bingo so i heard somebody write about that earlier i didn't understand what it was i think ludwig had some sort of bingo boyce for stuff he sees and unbans [Music] he said pokey what kind of men do you like pokey which kind of men do you like you are so ugly what kind of guys do you like like i'm just asking for a friend it's like what kind of guys are you into hello ugly oh they said i don't deserve an unban wow so does this count from whom or comment devolves into hater comment i don't know if this is like full-on coomer though i actually wanna unban because this sounds a little bit reformed i will deny it but if you made an alt account and were nice i wouldn't be mad about it f let me see your tits not the way he says not me with like no explanation like it wasn't my brother i wasn't hacked i don't know who it was but it was not me i'mma have to sorry to pokemane if you read this you're the best person in the world you make me laugh you're the best hi i'm only six i'm in your closet look behind you you're how did you go from this to this to i'm six back to this i'm sorry when i came in it said meme don't be mean i was meaning why are we still here you can get unbanned when you turn seven okay wait 13 tos simp simp simpson how am i supposed to get hard when your face skip is an animation what the [ __ ] i was thinking about life man how did i get here he got banned and then his unban request is just i do didn't ask to marry like i said it only for a joke who's laughing not me i mean i guess i am laughing now he's just so stupid like imagine walking up to someone being like you a dumb and they're like what the [ __ ] can you go it was a joke i'm laughing it was a joke like that's not how jokes work that's not how jokes work the joke wasn't funny yeah no that's about it my goddamn points are lost because these people don't know how to play the game that's so funny like no this was you what you said i think was worthy of a timeout i don't know if it was worthy of like a van ban okay just be nice suck my i'm sorry i want to be able to chat with my boys go to your room i'm sorry mommy i'm sorry i need to teach them like what's not okay pokemane moment show and vagana [Music] at least you you admitted it [Music] that's so good i beating my meat too what's up baby girl i beat my me too references to beating me sorry my teenage brother got my account i love your stream can i get unbanned it was my brother again i give people one chance when it comes to um someone else bend over me hello look at those tips [Music] what's going on what's going on i won't do it again my friends dare me um a classic i give you one one second chance cause you a bad be my mom be my mom i did to you i matter bait i matter i matter to you baby can't see dummy can't see dumb ass dumb ass dummy dumb as this why am i banned i was copying other people and i get banned please please please never again omg omg omg please mods please nope what's up big i'm sorry didn't mean it [Music] i'm sorry i meant it when i called you a big titty [ __ ] and asked you what's up i'm sorry but i meant it i'm gonna just get it dude what a scene it's 7 30 p.m you finished all your homework so you go to twitch.tv pokemon to watch your favorite streamer oh [ __ ] clutch i am having so much fun log champ pog champ oh no i need to go pee you get up run to the bathroom so that you can come back and watch the stream immediately all of a sudden you hear your door close wash your hands and run out quickly you put two and two together realize your brother has yanked your laptop stop typing in pokemans chat you bang on the door you try to unlock he's locked the door and won't let you in oh no i'm gonna get banned brother please stop it your brother laughs maniacally from inside of your room if i can't have a girlfriend you're not allowed to watch female streamers and enjoy yourself finally the door unlocks he comes out looking smug and shoves you by as he walks back to his room you run in oh no pokemane please you go to type that you're sorry in the chat only to realize it's too late the mods have already banned you permanently you can't even see the chat you can't even enjoy the stream to the fullest extent as you used to [Music] you close the laptop slowly curl up in bed throw the blanket over you and a slow teardrop falls upon your cheek as you close your eyes [Music] and say [ __ ] you brother sorry okay yes i unran iron van it could be true it could be true can you quit please quit please i hate you i simp merle fu [Music] miss gif is here who asked just kidding just kidding just kidding i'm only saying that because look let me show you guys the kind of person that needs to get banned in my chat unban forms again get a life bit you should stop talking when you stop talking say my name i've been subbed for so long i'm gonna be honest if i didn't know that this is actually miskip i would think this is a twelve-year-old [Music] boobs my bad by smash i meant smash bros look at my previous chats [Music] you know what i'm gonna give you that one smash is a decent game like you if so you know i'm gonna give you the benefit of the devil [Music] could you please band me could you band me please mods ban me please didn't think would really get banned and the fact that it smelled like like a band like a band oh yeah honestly i'm gonna invent him just because i was funny let me smash it was a joke bro what's so funny what is his thing people play video games when do you stop talking loki's watching you for banning me i didn't even ban you i was just logging you see he's not even banned i just logged him they deserve better yo i bet you miss only has this mic because he googled like which mic does pokemane use does pokemane have a cat i should get a cat maybe not pokey greek assad pokey greek god all the way okay imma be hard then later hi pokemane sorry in brazil [ __ ] is beach well listen either you're calling me a or you're calling me as fat and large as a beach so either way you're getting denied rudolph how to subrick right subscribe you cute baby i want to see you i love you you so sexy i want to hit that i am sorry and it will never happen and my name is mr cheese i have proven it mathematically go ahead ask me a question i will tell the truth i am 6. 3 equals triangle square equals four circle equals zero iman equals eight the truth is hard to believe so much has been a lot open your minds open your eyes see the light it does not matter the future is coming iman is the queen of sapphire of electricity i know her destiny me and her are to create universe 11 a virtual reality i have seen the future i am the son of god i only speak the [Music] truth [Music] i'm tipping on 444 trump sues i got a bone huh i mean you know we all know what he was trying to say [Laughter] he's killed three people his toast to father figures so rude how dare you hello pokey main chill moths like you know i contribute a lot to the chat that is actually so funny i almost want to unban him just because he made chat yeah he really did i love you pokey you are the best big sister hey pokey man pokey man uh hey pokey man can i slap your ass guys i'm so sorry my big brother was on my pc please unban me really wild out so much makeup today fan i was trying to compliment her look at this dude you look ugly i was trying to compliment you nah that's a deny from me man i can't see you on the hub anymore all i said was i can't see you on the hub i miss it i didn't ask that's the doubling down it can't it's kind of the wicked who asked who asked overreacting you've played this already she doesn't act yep true you are very insecure without it can you start crying for real so people can put it on lsf band sorry have you considered reacting to caterina's funny compilations please eat my butt sorry my truth be acting up my b disrespectful to people who actually have tourette's fist finger palm sorry for doing this i was immature and now two months later i've changed before i was eight and a half now i'm eight and three quarters and that quarter really did a lot in my life i saw some tweets that made me rethink my behavior and i also saw that you were doing unbanned forms and now i would like to be unbanned i was immature now i am not [Music] can i see a titty is that equivalent to papa titty this was two years ago i am now a reformed person you know what i'm i'm a believer in second chances especially when people are young why is she so perfect read chat i want you to say my name bingo i'm sorry for my immature humor and rude comments to another human being i hope that after some time you the mods will give me a second chance i would love to drop a pog in chat when i get this rest dropped thank you for reading if you didn't add this i would have been so cheesed like imagine saying some [ __ ] like this and going sorry for my immature humor sorry that you don't have the intellectual capabilities to understand my humor show us those peach sorry i did not mean to say that yeah well you said it before too i didn't mean to say it on multiple occasions please unban me okay okay okay i think that's all this is really fun though i would be so down to do this again [Music] [Music] and you ain't not the same this is so far from a game

Channel: Pokimane

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Id: WcJ1PaJ5010

Length: 16min 54sec (1014 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 10 2021