Reacting to EVEN WEIRDER Twitch Unban Requests (UNFILTERED)

so today we're going to be doing unbanned forms awesome again abcdefg i'm going to kick you in the knee qrs tuv you should go suck on if i type her tits or nice will you ban me la mao was that really funny bro you got the whole squad laughing what compelled you to one minute say that i suck and then the next minute talk about my breasticles and then the next minute ask to see my breasticles on stream what compelled you because it sure as hell wasn't the lord or jesus christ okay it sure as hell was not and they're looking down on you both of them god like this and jesus like this and they're disappointed like no i didn't i didn't make that i i wasn't me no and god's like yo i'm not taking credit help nope not me and jesus was like i died for this [ __ ] and they're looking at each other like let's get out of here and i'm also getting out of here hello good morning today we will be doing unbanned forums once a month again when are you so today we're going to be doing unbanned forms awesome and again however this time it's with a little twist what is the twist what does it even mean to be unfiltered you guys don't even know but prior to looking at unbanned forms i have my mods go through them and kind of remove the ones that are like really bad but today i'm gonna yolo and just show you guys everything everything already starting off with an absolute banger cat jam you love to see it we all love a good little memer however for some reason he also just felt the need to ask if i could pop a titty for the boys and i'll be honest i do appreciate him specifying for the boys like it's not for him it's not a selfish desire it's one for the group and i share those sentiments of like you know let's do it for the boys popping a titty just crosses the line so i'm sorry it's gonna be a no for me dog but then he said i'm sorry i got dared by my friend's wife and sometimes this is kind of tough because like on one hand i get it like and he apologized and he threw in a wide people's ad like that's some points that's some brownie points oh guys you can't white people sad me in the chat you don't understand i'm weak i'm weak i'm a weakling i see a white people sad and i give bank account what do you need food you need unban what do you need take wait this was six minutes ago listen people said you're clearly still here i need to deny you out of principle however i want you to know i won't be mad at you if you make a new account and you just act like a nice guy and that's something that a lot of people can take from this sometimes i need to deny but that doesn't mean you can't change that doesn't mean you can't chat in my stream it just means you gonna need to make a new account okay i just i can't good luck with everything wide people happy ban me oh yes i can't say it i am sorry you are just cute just please unband me unbanned i'm sorry you're just so cute i couldn't help i couldn't help myself from asking you to bend over you're just so cute i just needed to call you a big titty [ __ ] i couldn't handle it i just didn't like his justification you know like say you were being dumb damn yetis i want to motor them sorry it was my small brother he's not younger than me he's just he's actually 23. he's just suck i just let out a fat one [ __ ] [ __ ] sucky sucky this scene wasn't even done the scene wasn't even done unban request oh okay i mean he seems okay with it if i type her tits are nice will you ban me la mao was that really funny bro you got the whole squad laughing oh i'm bulgarian don't mind the first message but for the last i was just kidding calm down do whatever you want here's the thing i'm not even mad at this guy because whatever like he probably was just joking but i would also like to perhaps take this moment to teach a lesson in humility what i imagine is like you know what if you're dating someone and you guys are like a misunderstanding and whatever happens and like you don't want to get your feelings hurt you don't want to seem like you want to stay in the relationship too bad because you don't know if they do but deep down you really do and so you say some [ __ ] like do whatever you want and she she really wanted you she really wanted to be with you man she really she was just hurt by what you said but she wanted things to work out but now you're giving her the do whatever you want and she is going to interpret that as you don't want her to face things and you want her to go away and do whatever she wants and then she is going to leave you when deep down you wanted to be with her and she wanted to be with you and star cross lovers are no more just say sorry mp just say sorry next time pokey please suffocate me by squeezing my against your cheeks unbanned message simps for the many years that i've been on the internet i have received many a comment about my lower regions whether it be my gluteus maximus or my thighs and yes i do understand that i have a certain body shape and as the years have gone on sometimes the frustration and irritation wells up within me where i just want to choose violence and i want to use use my assets as a form of destruction and i want to crush my enemies and not in a pleasurable manner not a way in which they will enjoy i will destroy you with my thighs shut up hi cheer how far can you squirt that escalated rapidly sorry i was eating something and my big bro said it it's time for me to put on my sherlock hat and do my best toast impression as you can tell whoever wrote these messages for some reason has quite an interest in using quite a different font from other messages and if you cross-reference this with the unbanned request saying that it was his big bro who said it it seems that the writing and font and boldness of the font is identical to the messages that were sent leading me to conclude that the perpetrator is the same person who also requested an unban therefore it is highly likely that the perpetrator is also the owner of the account my findings lead me to denying this stupid message i want to see your titties i want to see your boobs why did that sound like it was almost going to be a wrap or something i want to see your titties i want to see your boobs i really want to see them but also i'm just too [Laughter] sorry how how you look pretty cool a b c d e f g i'm gonna kick you in the knee q r s t u v you should go suck on just kidding well he he was kidding so probably unban him right because like it was just a joke i must have been confused i have a great big std jk wanna lick i carried my what yo i predicted i predicted what he was gonna say i'm confused because you're really going crazy here this is all within like a 10 minute span and all of this is within like a two a one minute span all of a sudden you're using capitals and commas and apostrophes did your older brother write this huh and if so why did he just say i was joking couldn't he thought of something better i hope this is a lesson perhaps to some people that it is not an apology to say that you were joking i'm not joking omg turn around and bend over and oh well you know what i'm so stupid this was two days ago and it just baffles [ __ ] it baffles me because this person and this person seems like two different type of people like i would get along with this person who looks at this and goes that's so stupid lmao i would unban him and if he had just said i'm so stupid for this lmao and sorry i do think he kind of means sorry when he says like he's so stupid for that but also this was two days ago it must be so tough to be a judge i'm out here kind of feeling like god low-key you know what i'm gonna come back to this in like two weeks time and then we can unban you oh you know you know as soon as you have a bad round in valorant all the are you really diamond heads andy's come out like did you not get that kill right there you can't get that kill right there no cow no cow you belong in iron no cow you came in for 2.5 seconds saw me with one kill oliver in sudden you're a valeran expert huh okay dad add me one what's up who's question mark xd oh no he's toxic bro he was bming other viewers yeah that's also really cringe don't come into people's chats and then be rude to other people that are just minding their business wait a second okay i almost believed him because i saw this and he was like me not no english friend said to put it in and i was like you know what he dead ass might not know english but then you go back further and we caught you at 4k bro you talking just fine sometimes i get a little confused seeing stuff like this because i'm like what compelled you to one minute say that i suck and then the next minute talk about my breasticles and then the next minute ask to see my breasticles on stream what compelled you because it sure as hell wasn't the lord or jesus christ okay it sure as hell was not and they're looking down on you both of them god like this and jesus like this and they're disappointed like no i didn't i didn't make that i i wasn't me no and god's like yo i'm not taking credit help nope not me and jesus was like i died for this [ __ ] and they're looking at each other like let's get out of here and i'm also getting out of here boobies nice boobs nice tit will you give me a hand job sorry for the inappropriate behavior my friend was on my twitch account when he came to my house last night will you please unban me oh yeah your friend seems to come over a lot [Music] caught in 4k my friend came over lashed this one time get out of here dog oh yeah that one time when i asked you to pop a tit i didn't mean to okay then what did you mean i meant like pop lock and drop it i didn't mean like pop it tit like show me your breasts i would never i'm a man of god get this i didn't mean it [Music] all you mods are simps for banning me for trying to get around the filters to say the n-word yo this guy should do stand-up anybody else agree [Music] this is so good this is cool but feet pics are better and he goes may i pretty please suck on your titty and you know the pretty place is quite nice but he didn't add a cherry on top just kidding um i i do quite like that he was like i was polite and asked also kind of true i kind of want to unban him and be like that's true can you just not ask though wait wait wait wait wait i need more contacts not that i don't enjoy your students but if i get banned i can possibly pop up on the unbanned thing if i just say let me treat you right i wonder if anyone's been able to keep up with my convo be there goes nothing is that good enough ban me i want to see what it looks like i said ban me mods sheesh what i got to do to get banned without being disrespectful so someone did time out has it been 30 minutes bad i don't really know pc games too ltbh don't add me to your band video i just want you to read this to have a good laugh this chat be piping though here we go like him prepping himself to get banned here we go you got nice tit tease ah because i backed out it didn't show my previous chats at a full-blown convo saying how i met you and stuff and whatnot but i hope you have a good day but for real don't add me to your video my homeboys are gonna call me simp daddy hopefully you can look back at what i said earlier i'm gonna go back to playing search on cod keep up the awesome work girl i don't know how to feel so much is going on here my brain has given up i'm just gonna let you guys pick what do ban unban put in video put in video so his friends so his friends call him simp daddy you guys know the what it feels like to be all right 12 seconds later put in video so his friends call him daddy dude 8k this is probably the most votes we've ever had on a freaking poll y'all activist when it comes to humiliating others noted what does this even mean pokey listen i have i did all this just because i want to know how are you today and how can you be so pretty mods pleased he's foreign and he's 12. it's just but are you a cannibal my dude i can't even just be harassed in one language like it's gotta be multiple there's gotta be dudes all over the world being weird you know it's like not just america not just the u.s canada not just the western country all over the world right yep we're down bad universally all right can oh okay i want to pog in you so much that's one i've never heard before i want to pog in you do you like to swallow on the big [Music] pogs [Laughter] guys it's me swallowing on the big pogs what do you not understand do you guys think i like to swallow on the big pogs didn't ask did not even remotely enter the premises of such a conversation and or topic sir [Music] [Music] oh you're ugly kiss my shiny ladies and gentlemen further proof that there are indeed pokemane hater bots they're not real people they are shiny metal bots garbage streamer i say what i want and won't get banned trash gameplay get better your laugh is more annoying than my potato wi-fi mods doing nothing about me garbage ban unban me or i will just poop on your door if you poop on my door we're gonna get you sent to prison because we have surveillance are you okay man uh those monsters are [ __ ] by the way you're doing a great job highlighting what you deal with on a day to day which hopefully makes the average viewer more work to a situation thanks you're smart don't forget thanks yeah in the past it was just me reading this [ __ ] day in and day out but at least now i can turn into content and we can all laugh a little bit so at least i finally get something out of it hopefully it look at my ain't feel my pain when it comes to me and you ain't not the same this is so far from a game

Channel: Pokimane

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Id: Fwq7n7y_vkU

Length: 18min 37sec (1117 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 13 2021