r/ChoosingBeggars - BEGGAR made me babysit dog for 2 years for FREE...

what's up guys welcome to daily dose of reddit this is your host zach and today subreddit is our slash choosing beggars this story is called choosing beggar couple breaks into my backyard on two separate occasions sorry this is so long it's a story that involves a choosing beggar couple with an incident involving them individually a week apart it was mid-morning and i had just woken up to start getting ready for work got my cup of tea booted up the xbox so i can listen to our slash as i took my sweet time waking up i was halfway through my first cuppa when i started hearing an odd grunting coming from my backyard i quickly rolled up my blinds one of my bedroom faces my backyard to see a random guy trying to unscrew and pry the lock off of my garage door instantly called the police telling them that someone was attempting to break into my garage a few minutes later the cops arrived and approached the man as he was still trying to get into my garage i had my window open so i can communicate with them while remaining safe in my house as one of the cops suggested in case the man became hostile because they recognized him to be one of the homeless people that's constantly in and out of jail the exchange went as such hey buddy the cop knew him by name can you put down the screwdriver real quick and come talk with me over here oh hi officer long time no see how's it hanging i'm fine would you mind telling me why you are trespassing on this woman's property and trying to break into her garage and do not tell me you didn't see the no trespassing sign on the gate oh i saw the sign but i need to get my stuff out the guy had made a small hole at the bottom of a wall to stash his drugs in my garage the week prior when i was at work late and now couldn't retrieve them because he couldn't reach them so naturally he had to bust the lock to get in cop2 got the keys for me so they can confiscate the drugs as cop one placed the man in cups and asked him why he thought that was a good idea homeless dude looked him straight in the eyes and said well i knocked on the door and no one answered cop one shook his head put homeless dude in the back of his squad car made his report made sure i was okay and left me to continue getting ready for work the story's done right nope a week later i had a day off and was fixing some shelves in my kitchen when i hear my dogs going nuts in my backyard i had the back door open because i was home and thought it'd be nice for the puppers to be able to run in and out as they please plus it was a nice day for texas in june i ignored it at first thinking they were barking at my neighbor's german shepherd since i heard him barking as well when i suddenly hear a woman yelling at my dogs to shut up i stop what i'm doing and run out my back door to see what was going on since i didn't recognize the voice as any of my neighbors turns out my dog is barking at a woman homeless woman that was currently wheeling her broken bike in my yard i look at my now open gate behind her and see the lock cut and on the ground i put a new lock on the gate after homeless dude i promptly asked who the hell she was and what in her right mind gave her the idea that she can come in my backyard like she owned it can you put your freaking dogs up before they attack me i have two adorable floppy ear basset hounds that are more likely to kiss you to death my dogs are fully in their right to be in their yard and bark at a stranger that's trespassing whatever my boyfriend left some stuff here so i came to get it i was confused excuse me my boyfriend is in jail now and asked me to get the stuff he left in the garage it dawned on me she was homeless dude's girlfriend clearly when he spoke with her he forgot that the cops had already removed whatever he had stashed when they arrested him i informed her about the events and told her she needs to leave before i called the cops on her next for trespassing she was oddly calm out of nowhere okay but first do you have a pair of shoes i can use mine broke because my bike doesn't have brakes and i literally almost died she held up a broken pair of flip-flops i was beyond pissed at this point and was in utter shock at her that she could ask such a ridiculous question no i snapped you break into my yard tell me to put my dogs up your boyfriend not only created a hole in my garage wall that i had to fix because he stashed his drugs on my property and now you think i'm just gonna give you a pair of my shoes because your dumb ass wore flip-flops while riding a bike well you don't have to be rude about it besides my boyfriend is in jail because of you and you owe me also i have epilepsy so you have to let me sit here for five minutes because i almost died around my bike that has no brakes i doubt she actually had epilepsy i had enough and called the officer that arrested homeless dude he had given me his number in case of one of homeless dude's friends came around boy he called it as soon as she heard me put cop one on speaker she takes off running out of my yard and down the street i give a description of her so an official report is given i have since replaced the new lock on my gate and added a second lock on my garage door it boggles my mind the logic some people have to think that they can do what they want uh yeah that's that's really disturbing that people just casually stash drugs and other people's uh property uh i i can only imagine being a woman who lives alone i'm assuming and seeing a dude trying to freaking get into her garage just so nonchalantly that is that is not okay this story's called scumbag dog owner years ago a friend of mine got a puppy because his new girlfriend loves dogs it was a golden retriever so a generally easy to train dog that's food motivated and a pretty fast learner he asks if i can watch his dog for a weekend give or take a few days because he didn't know how long he'd be out of town visiting his alien grandmother i agree and ask about the type of food the dog eats table scraps i ask what kind of dog food table scraps he eats what i eat this schlong doesn't even have dog food he says he feeds the dog canned army surplus chili routinely because he gets 10 cans for a dollar i tell him he's going to kill this dog and try to explain about the dog's diet he agrees to get the dog on regular dog food but he also sounds like he's not actually gonna do it the day comes and he drops off this huge fat ass puppy that farts like crazy it makes this weird noise when it breathes too hard i basically rip my friend a new booty hole for being a crap dog owner he leaves and says i'm gonna get him on good dog food we're gonna walk him when girlfriend moves in and blah blah blah blah blah trailed off into bullcrap about being busy with work and oppression and other excuses he later texts me and says the doc isn't house trained yeah thanks for the heads up cooter face i figured that out when the dog took a massive chilly stink deuce in my bedroom and pissed all over the kitchen he then asked me to get the dog some toys start the dog on a pretty expensive dog food beneful if i recall because he did some research and it's the best bullcrap he saw a commercial on tv and try to house train him before he comes home i think this butthole planned it to have me train his dog and pay for toys because he's lazy as crap and cheap well while he's gone friend's new girlfriend dumps his ass because he was stupid enough to post check-ins on facebook and make comments about having a great time reconnecting with an ex in his hometown might not have been too bad until he said something like a couple more beers and i think she'll be ripe for the picking is some dumb crap about planning to bang her and now i'm even more pissed because i was told he was gonna visit his grandmother and help her pack and move into some assisted living place he's checking in at places two thousand miles from where his grandmother lives so the girlfriend dumps him and now that the girlfriend isn't around he has no need for a dog the weekend give or take a few days ended up being two years after two weeks i called no answer texted asking when he was coming home no answer he basically ignored me for two years two years later the phone rings it's him acting like we're best friends it's like we'd been buddy buddy and nothing ever happened it's an awkward conversation like he's talking just to talk and doesn't really give a crap about catching up i figure he's gonna ask for the dog nope we end the conversation and that's it he calls a few more times over the next couple of weeks and i think maybe he's really trying to reconnect by now i really don't even want to though on the fourth or fifth call it happens he tells me he wants his dog back then come a few waves of choosing beggar level bullcrap i get pissed about the grandma lies ignoring me ditching the dog and just being an all-around poo head i flat out tell him to drop dead he gives me this sob story about how i kept the dog from him for two years and now all he wants is a chance to cuddle some fluffy love i tell him to drop dead again he tells me his girlfriend loves dogs and i'm denying her a chance to have fluffy love i assume fluffy love is what his dim-witted girlfriend called pet ownership i tell him to drop dead finally he pulled out the old it's really for the baby no kid should grow up without a pet would you really deny a child the chance to grow up with a loving dog i tell him i don't give a freak and he's not getting the dog so he can destroy him with canned chili and neglect he demands fifteen hundred dollars saying that's what he paid i know he paid 800. i tell him he owes me 3 600 for a hip operation for the dog as well as general vet visits shots toys food collars leashes grooming etc he tells me to step off and says he's going to sue fine go ahead not surprisingly i never hear anything else about it i'm sure this fits in our slash i am a total piece of crap as well as r trashy but i thought it would fit here too since he expected all this free work training paying for toys paying for food exercising to get the dog back in shape etc i'm proud to report that friend hasn't made contact in several years buddy is almost 10 years old in good shape and super happy wow 10 years that's such a cute little story to have for meeting your dog chili farts that's disgusting also psa don't buy a dog unless you would fully intend to taking care of it and all that taking care of it implies alright this story is called free gift wrapping isn't pretty enough i used to work for an independent family-owned toy store in a fairly affluent area we did really heavy business on saturdays because of birthday parties we had lots of regulars who would swing by on the way to the party to pick up a toy and take advantage of our free gift wrap service we offered colorful gender-neutral fish pattern paper but no ribbons or bows because it would usually come off when the gift was bagged we had bows for purchase if the customer wanted one usually between one to three dollars per bow it's a typical saturday around 11 a.m and the place is packed it's a tiny store we have two registers both are open but the line still has about five people in it everyone's pretty chill though i'm behind the counter doing the gift wrapping after a year or so at this job i'd gotten pretty fast we wanted good quality on the wrapping but we wanted to get the line moving just as much so speed was essential i don't remember what this older karen bought but it was for a baby shower she has already paid for her item and has stepped aside to wait for me to gift wrap the toy was in a box with an open angled front i do recall so not the most even thing to wrap i do my best there's no holes no great lumps no tape showing just for fun let's count the number of times i say free i go to hand it to her and she says where's the girl paper this is the paper we have for our free one gift wrap service during this exchange another two items have appeared on the counter to be wrapped for other customers it's for a baby shower me annoyed but trying to be polite yes ma'am this is our free to paper we offer as a courtesy we have some other options of gift wrap for purchase if you'd like to buy one of those i'd be happy to rap it for you again not supposed to do that but i really was trying to be nice i'm not standing in that line again another another employee has begun wrapping the other gifts behind me can't you do it better blinking rapidly sure ma'am i begin taking off the paper what a waste and i pull a new piece off the roll i have to share the space with the other worker who is helping to keep up with the line and our counter is tiny but i managed you don't have a box no ma'am we don't offer boxes as part of our free three gift wrap i finished the second rap and again tried to hand her the gift somehow still smiling karen points to the paper see how this side sticks up i don't like that i only say something because the child's grandmother will be there and i want the gift to be pretty is the gift for the grandmother or the baby ma'am i really can't do anything about that due to the shape of the box and the shape of the toy we do have gift bags for sale if you would like i could put some tissue in it for you again not really supposed to do that but we always have tissue paper behind the counter no it's fine just fix this side i'll wrap it for free for one more time at this point the cashier who is my boss and the owner of the store turns to me and says don't rap it again you're done he turns to the lady and says we gift rap for free five not for show take it or return it she took it red-faced and mumbling about how she probably shouldn't have made a stink about something free hey at least she learned from it good thing she admitted her mistake that that's actually really good good job karen i'm proud of you this story is called there is no such thing as a five dollar custom pattern i studied fashion design there are entitled people who think they can exploit this once a total stranger contacted me asking if i could make her a pattern for a dress she would sew herself she wanted a pattern made from scratch custom fitted to her body and from the description she gave me it wasn't a simple style in the least i have the skill set to do that but it's a lot more work than people realize professional pattern makers often make more money than fashion designers because it's a specialized skill and very few people are good at it my pattern making professor used to charge clothing companies five thousand dollars a pattern she offered me five dollars for what would have been several days work i politely explained what custom patterns cost in the real world she got snotty with me blocked you want a cheap pattern go to the fabric store like a normal human being warning most the patterns cost at least 10 these days that's interesting i never would have thought of pattern designers or pattern makers pattern creators you know patterners making more than fashion designers um i didn't even realize that was a job i just assumed that the designers did everything other than the manufacturing maybe don't forget to like subscribe and hit that bell to never miss an episode

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Length: 17min 18sec (1038 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 12 2020