r/Bestof My Friend Wants to KIDNAP My Baby

Welcome to our slash best of redditor updates we're op's friend wants to kidnap her baby our next Reddit post is from r slash off my chest the title is my best friend thought that shoving her breasts down my daughter's throat to calm her down was completely okay so basically what the title says I have a 10 month old daughter I'm a 30 year old woman and I've always been super close with my best friend who's 31. she helped me a lot during my pregnancy and after childbirth so it always came naturally to me to ask her for help until she eventually became something like a nanny for my daughter when needed she's always been very eager and happy to help since she had no kids of her own she had a miscarriage in the past and stopped trying afterwards so we were at a mutual Friend's Wedding yesterday I was holding my daughter for quite some time since she hates strollers my best friend came to me and offered to take her for a while so I could take a break and go chat with some friends I agreed and wholeheartedly thanked her after 20 minutes or so I came back to where we were and she wasn't there so I started looking for her in the garden and she was literally nowhere to be found finally after another 10 minutes I managed to find her and I see her talking to some people while holding my baby with her boobs shoved down my daughter's throat I literally tried my best to keep my composure and not to scream so I went to her and said that we had to talk after reaching a quiet place I yelled what the f is wrong with you and why are you nursing my daughter she looked at me in disbelief and replied that she understood that it was the best way to call my daughter and that there's nothing wrong about it adding that it could very well be her daughter what the f I was shocked but we couldn't keep up this conversation because we had to get back inside for the wedding cake I told her that we would have to continue this discussion later on we never did but now we agreed to meet today in a couple of hours honestly I'm so effing bad how could she say that there was nothing wrong with it I feel like she violated my daughter and she gave literally zero F's about it I'm trying to arrange my thoughts before talking to her I hope I don't end up hitting her I'm nearly bursting out then five hours later Opie posted an update so we met up and talked she explained that my daughter was Restless while she was talking to a couple of women and they said that maybe she was hungry and it was fine for them to keep talking while she was breastfeeding so she just did it I got straight to the point what she did was completely effed up no excuses she told me that she didn't agree and that she did nothing wrong she said that she tried everything in the past and nothing worked except for her breasts which were the only thing that calmed her down so she just did what she'd always done I literally couldn't believe it I asked her what was wrong with her for doing such a thing behind my back and why the F among all the things that she thought that she could try was right nurse my daughter she replied back saying that she was just doing what she thought was best for the baby and doing what my daughter wanted adding that she didn't think she needed to inform me of such a thing since she's quite a second mother to her I was losing it but she continued she added that she wasn't actually dry nursing her since a while ago after using pumps and dry nursing her so much she had actually started to lactate a little she said that her Supply was still low but that in a while I could leave breastfeeding to her and stop worrying about it I was livid but she didn't even realize she was completely clueless like absorbed in her own world like not even realizing that what she did was wrong so I stood up from the table and told her that she was completely insane and that she was creeping me out I told her that she wasn't allowed near my daughter anymore and to never contact me again or I would report her to the cops she started crying saying that I couldn't cut her off from hour her daughter's life yo what am I reading so I lost it and shouted that it's not her goddamn baby but it's me who me who popped her out it was me who was pregnant for nine months and she's my daughter not hers and I just left I'm just completely shocked I don't even think shocked can completely describe what I'm feeling now I received a couple of texts from her begging to reconsider and asking to see my daughter I told her to stop contacting me and blocked her if I receive another message or call or anything like that I'll report everything to the police I'm just disgusted she was my best friend why did she do something like this I'm completely speechless then the next day op posted an update after my friend tried all yesterday to contact me on social media this morning she just showed up at my front door I told her she needed to leave because I didn't want to call the cops on her she started crying babbling why was I treating her this way and why I was keeping her from my daughter since she did nothing wrong I told her that everything she did was wrong because she did all of this behind my back I said that she can't be the baby's mother and she can't take over as the only one breastfeeding and it was delusional even thinking something like this my friend responded by saying that my daughter needs her breast milk and that her milk will be surely by far better than mine for the baby yo what if that wasn't enough she said that she was worried because my breasts are too small to feed her properly and to please stop being so fish and start thinking what's really better for my daughter concluding by saying that she was fine with me breastfeeding my baby until she reached a sufficient Supply but then I should leave the responsibility to her if I wanted my daughter to grow up healthy I couldn't believe what I was hearing I wasn't even mad I couldn't believe that it was my best friend saying such [ __ ] my friend was talking really loud and I guess my daughter heard that because my daughter started crying my friend took that as a sign that my daughter was calling for her what the f she only left after I started calling the cops saying that I shouldn't treat her like this and that she was only doing what was best for my daughter I'm done I can't take this anymore I contacted a mutual friend and told her everything emphasizing that she needs help my mutual friend agreed to talk to her to see what's going on in the meanwhile I'll go to the cops and try to file for a restraining order and I'll talk to a pediatrician as soon as possible I can't live peacefully like this and I'm starting to get worried for my daughter girl same same I'm um I'm actually worried for op safety here The Vibes this lady is sending off is I'm gonna murder my friends so I can replace her as the mother and kidnap the baby and run off into the sunset where I can pretend to be this baby's mom for the rest of our lives then the next day Opie posted an update so I came back home this morning after spending the night at a nearby Hotel I didn't feel safe staying alone in my house since my friend has a copy of the keys even though I have a surveillance system I didn't want to take the risk the first thing I did when I came back was called an emergency locksmith explain the situation and they arrived and changed my lock swiftly I felt so much safer knowing that she can't get in anymore then I met up with a mutual friend and she updated me on the talk that she had with her okay so for the rest of this story op is using a lot of she's but there's multiple she's in the story so I'm gonna name these characters to keep track we'll say that the delusional breastfeeding woman is Karen and the mutual friend is Amy Amy told me that she visited Karen at Karen's home this morning because she wanted to talk to Karen face to face because she thought that maybe I was a little bit overreacting well Amy went to Karen's house Karen greeted her for a bit and chatted before inviting Amy in when they sat down when they sat down Karen asked Amy if they could talk while she breast pumped because she had to get her Supply running Amy played dumb saying that it wasn't a problem but she asked why she needed to pump if she doesn't have kids Karen replied back saying that she does indeed have a daughter and she was surprised that I didn't tell Amy about it Karen then pointed out that it was my daughter and that even if she didn't give birth to her she still considered her her baby too and that she needed her mama's milk to grow a healthy she kept on going saying that she had no choice but pumping because as I was being sassy and inconsiderate and I wasn't letting her breastfeed our baby but that she couldn't be inconsiderate like I was and she had to get her Supply to a sufficient level but that she was sure that I would change my mind in no time since I'm not stupid and I know that her breasts are better for our daughter yo this this story is going off the rails you guys Amy told me that she couldn't believe what she was hearing and that she couldn't believe that all of this was true but what shocked Amy the most was the fact that she was indeed lactating she wasn't producing much but she was indeed pumping breast milk Amy tried to talk to her but it was no use Karen just wasn't listening and after trying for a while Karen just said there was nothing wrong in what she was doing and that she was just being a good mother and after that Karen asked Amy to leave because she had to relax while pumping honestly I wasn't surprised after hearing all that but still it was very very depressing Amy was completely shocked and she couldn't understand what happened since apart from that she seemed completely normal I then asked Amy to accompany me to the police but unfortunately this evidence wasn't enough to get a restraining order so the only thing I could do was file a formal complaint about what happened and I did that they told me they'd keep an eye on the situation and they would check my neighborhood more frequently to make sure nothing happens and that's it for now Amy will stay at my house for a couple of days to help me recover from what happened also to wait for my parents to arrive unfortunately neither I nor Amy know how to contact Karen's parents but Amy did find a way to contact Karen's ex-husband and I'll contact him tomorrow to ask for help it's been a while so I hope he's willing to help I also booked an appointment with a pediatrician and I'll get my daughter checked next week I'll stop making updates for a while I need to get my act together plan what to do next and take care of my daughter fortunately my parents are coming to help me and I'm really really relieved I don't think that I can keep facing the situation alone okay um that's the entire post and normally Reddit has a reputation of going to the most extreme suggestion saying the only option is divorce you need to contact a lawyer go scorched Earth but in this post honestly I kind of think that your best option is to just go off the grid to literally move do not tell anyone where you're going except your parents and just cut all contacts with all people because I would not be surprised at all if this lady breaks into op's home steals the baby and just vanishes a small part of me almost wants to be sympathetic to Karen here because I don't think this is malice or evil I think she's just delusional like she's having some kind of psychotic break or psychosis or I don't know the right term for it but this woman does not understand and what actual reality is and that makes her extremely dangerous alright down in the comments it looks like I'm not the only one who had this response lollipop shares this story all I can think about is this case in Texas where a mom of two kids I think who had a newborn was visited by her best friend who brought her coffee they got into the friend's car and that was the last time the mom was seen the best friend killed her stuffed her in the trunk and took the baby the friend had been faking her pregnancy possibly miscarried early on and faked it the rest of the way the friend's boyfriend believed that the kidnap baby was her baby so if I were you I would be terrified of this Karen oh God then we had this story from Lucky Worth or the case where a lady was invited by a neighbor to have coffee then the neighbor and her boyfriend killed her and cut her baby out of her belly then they stuffed her corpse in a closet and incompetent police didn't think of of checking into it the baby was also stuffed alive into a chest while the police were looking around fortunately after a couple of weeks they were arrested and the baby was rescued yeah sorry I kind of got off on a tangent there I'm just saying um crazy people do crazy things and this woman is crazy so op please do not expose yourself or your baby to that level of craziness our next Reddit post comes from R wedding shaming will I be the butthole for dropping out of a wedding when it's two weeks away I'm a 29 year old male and I have a long-term girlfriend of three years Hannah my friend Kyle is getting married later this year I agreed to be a groomsman so it's me him and three other dudes I was disappointed when I found out that I wouldn't have a plus one for their wedding but at the same time I thought the same went for the other guys I come to find out last weekend that the three other groomsmen do have plus ones two of them have been in relationships for less time combined than I have the other guy a single and was complaining about not finding a date to bring on Tinder which is how I found out I asked Kyle what was going on why do they have plus ones but I can't bring Hannah I found out that the reason is because I'm walking down the aisle with the bride's Sister Lisa Lisa is developmentally disabled she's in her 20s but mentally she's only about 10 years old Kyle says that it's because they don't want to piss off Lisa her parents figured that she'll never marry or have a boyfriend so they want me to come solo to give Lisa the impression that I'm single basically they want me to be a pretend boyfriend for Lisa if I come with Hannah that'll make Lisa jealous I'm really not comfortable with this Lisa's a nice girl but I don't like that I'm tricking her into thinking that I'm someone I'm not it's scummy to make someone believe that I'm her boyfriend when I'm not plus what if Lisa meets Hannah in the future and finds out that we're together she's already gotten into trouble in her adult Care Group for fighting with another girl over a guy I told Kyle and his fiance Claire that I'm not okay with this they told me that I need to suck it up for a day because this will mean a lot to Lisa but I'm not comfortable playing pretend boyfriend especially for someone who thinks that we're the real deal I want to drop out at this point the wedding is two weeks away will I be the butthole then later that same day Opie posted an update I'm gonna need some time to calm down my friendship with Kyle is over and whoever said that I got roped into this because Lisa had a crush on me you win I'll fill you in when I have a moment to calm down I feel sick right now then an uncertain amount of time later Opie posted another update the more I read everyone's answers the more I realized this was really messed up I already had a feeling that this whole Lisa wedding date situation was messed up but reading everyone's comments reinforced it I told Kyle that we had to talk and he agreed we met at Kyle's house Claire was there but Lisa wasn't thank God basically I told them that I was dropping out of the wedding I told them that setting me up as Lisa's fake boyfriend was beyond messed up what did they think was gonna happen after the wedding was I supposed to continue this charade or dump her break her heart and be the bad guy Claire tried to explain what was happening something about how Lisa was upset and angry that she wasn't the one getting married but that wasn't the part that pissed me off no you guys want to know why I got offered up it's because Lisa loves K-pop and is obsessed with Asian guys I'm Japanese-American so that's why I got roped into being her fake Dade and not my single friend who has to rely on Tinder to find someone it's all some sick attempt at making Lisa feel better by hooking her up with the uh with the only Asian guy they knew at that point I'd had enough I told Kyle and Claire that this was over I was not going to the wedding I never wanted to speak to them or see them again there was a lot of screaming and crying Claire asked me why I would do this to her sister I barely even know Lisa except for a few times that we met that were wedding related and that's where things stand I don't know if they're gonna try to paint me as the bad guy who broke Lisa's heart I already told the guys that I'm not coming and why who knows what the Fallout will be from that I spent the rest of the night trying to get a grip on myself I feel kind of queasy from this whole thing this feels like one sick joke I feel bad for Lisa because while I got out she still stuck with that awful family oh I also asked why not hook up Lisa with Tucker the single friend who was using Tinder for dates it's because Lisa said that he was too ugly and she hated his beard I'm not gonna tell Tucker that he's gonna find out eventually man this is so messed up how are they gonna say how could you do this to my sister it's like lady I didn't do this to your sister you did this to your sister Opie I'm glad you got out of there because there was no way this was going to end well for anybody that was our slash best of redditor updates and if you like this content check out my podcast where I published the exact same episodes also hit that subscribe button because I put out new Reddit videos every single day

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Id: JyBnQnDw39c

Length: 17min 57sec (1077 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 28 2023