Yo baby, i have seven CDs and three jam boxes. 🎶--note in the hallway🎶 🎶by the time you read it i'll be far away
(Beyonce - SORRY)🎶 Do you want to make out? No HUUUUHGHHH-HUH?
Me neither i wanna go to sleep HHHGGGGG-HHG-HG Welcome to Asthma Jams, the music show for cool kids with asthma. Shake-shake-shake that med-e-cine! So you think that you can dance.
That's wonderful. D E S T R O Y H I M . It has come to my attention That someone in here thinks that they can--
*laughter* S O . . . you think you can daNC-- *laughter* Can I say something into the microphone? *microphone feedback* Hey guys, hit that like button if you think
being haunted is... kinda hot. I'm really into dubstep, there's this one that goes "doo-doo-doo-doo-doodoo" *gasps*
*iphone ringtone* You have the right to remain s e x y .
Anything you say can and will make me B U S T A N U T . I'm Grady, I'm 20, I'm going to the circus and I'm looking for
a freak. *joyous trumpets* HA-HRR *malicious laughter* Ha-HA! No mercy! HaAaA! TaKe tHiS! aaaAAAAaaAA! What if I want to have sex before I get married? Well, I guess you just have to be prepared to die. *i don't want to look this song up for the lyrics so just know that it's obnoxious thx* *wheezy laughter of shock and disapproval* Wow!
What? I can't believe you're a real person.
Why? It's just that I've been catfished 48 times.
49 BITCH! *mario bending over, crying while Luigi attempts
to console him* WHHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?! 🎶LPFJ2 - A$AP Rocky🎶 🎶Home - Resonance 🎶 *girl sneezes* Hey Sneezy, need a tissue? Please don't call me that. Sorry, S N E E Z Y. Yo Dave? Oh shit, nice beard dude! Thanks man, but I totally forgot that I needed it for the rest of this FUCKIN vine 'cause
I'm a DUMBA-- 🎶Cher - Believe🎶 VINE CAPTION: when you went through a door in a video game but you forgot something You guys are being really mean to Nash Grier saying he's homophobic but
he lives in a house Okay now kicking off the ho-ho-ho holidays,
John, are you just as excited as I am? I feel absolutely dead inside--lost all grasp
of the concept of time itself! For a dollar-
No. WHY??
B E C A U S E . 🎶Umbrella - Rihanna🎶 *car starts up* 🎶Darth Vader Theme🎶 P is for! 🎶Play with my pussy day. Pussy this pussy
that pussy taken🎶 🎶Pussy ride dick, like she ah Jamaican
(Boss Ass Bitch - Nicki Minaj)🎶 🎶Spooky Scary Skeletons send shivers down
your spine🎶 🎶Shrieking skulls will-🎶 uaghghhg oooahhahhghh AUHGHGHHH I was thinking I would do some magic! MAGIC? Charles... It says talenT. Show. That's what he is, a BUM. The DNA tests results are in, my friend will
explain. 🎶Philippe's not your dad.🎶 Aw man they forgot the cheese... *dramatic gasp*
Ok mom, wait-- YOU FORGOT MY BABY'S C H E E S E
Mom, it's not a big-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAA It's so messed up how we have to like open doors for women. I KNOW. Like it's hard all the time, the opening.
IT'S CONSTANT! 🎶Bad Romance - Lady Gaga🎶 I came in my room, and this giant stuffed animal was on my bed *unintelligible from the furry* AAUUUGHHHH Hey James, have you heard the new Lil Wayne album?
Nah, not yet man. Haha, I'm blacker than you! Haha! Tell the cops that, Jared. That's--that's me. Call me.
We can talk more about it. 🎶Crank That - Soulja Boy 🎶 VINE TITLE: when you wait for the beat to drop before you start throwing snacks at people What are these curious circles? They have little faces on them, how quaint.
Poor people eat these? *bites*
disGUSTING, JEEVES, TAKE IT AWA-- 🎶 *whispering* kanye...kanye... *sighs* do you want your cranberry juice?
oh my god... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN stamos! 🎶Full House Theme🎶 I couldn't find this exact song but try https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAgTy6yCisE if you want to hear it my bad
