Quiplash 3 but we’re not allowed to say [CENSORED]

hi eddie everyone my name is mr fruit and welcome back to more jackbox games this time whiplash and it's not a direct sequel to our recent tko video but you'll probably want to watch it to understand some of what is going on because some certain inside jokes continue and we try to stop some certain inside jokes you know try and be a little more creative some of us succeed some of us don't some of us have the willpower others don't either way it's still hilarious i think you guys will enjoy it with that said let's get into it now before we continue this video i want to thank dollar shave club for sponsoring this part of the video i have a question for you are you a human being i just did that to tricks like all the dogs just clicked off we're good if you answered yes then just like me you need to shave now where you decide to do that isn't my business but what you use to do it is introducing dollar shaves club's ultimate shave starter set lips think of a grooming need hold it because 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set for only five dollars and round out your grooming routine by adding any of their other high quality products after that razors ship at regular prices yes all right no buffy all right do we all have different questions oh my god i have the perfect thing for it five four three two bro let's go nice all right got it got it don't think of one i was having a really hard time thinking of mine i'm sorry guys let's see what i'm saying i'm sorry guys no shut up i swear no so we have to vote an inner dialogue i wish i tried pornhum premium when it was free vietnamese noodles whoa audience says wow people i never win these i don't know i don't know what really brought me closer to the memes no you can't vote for that one because they broke up with it again look it was too perfect but i want you to see how perfect that would have been it would have been [Music] no no no no good night [ __ ] don't be dead [Laughter] a little bit more original than me i liked yours rob that was good enough not as good as his so i [Laughter] oh god that has to stink so bad thanks bliss thank you audience holds so much power i know we're all at their mercy [Music] yeah it's unfortunate drake kong you never heard of drakon i couldn't contain myself i i i i thought about it i did it don't worry we should have both done it we should have both done it it actually makes sense you know how do more people vote for his bus you're like oh that pussy's okay though because it's funny [ __ ] kong pussycock see we allow that but wait we already do yeah what the hell i don't need to acquire it apologize how do i even vote for this wait yeah i just i don't think any of them really works it's funny i mean i don't think that maybe you can actually feel butts oh i didn't even get the vote if it makes if it makes you feel better bless i was in the same boat i'm like what the hell do i pick on this [Laughter] i spent i can't think of any seconds on my answer check this out you guys missed a slam dunk that's a good one that's a really good one that's that's easy easy choice robin hood's not a person though it's old god damn oh my baby come on yeah yep wow still pretty close it was i feel like our vote should count for like five audience or something yeah in high school [Laughter] yeah i think you got that so abner what do you do in the booth club we patch it oh all right well i think i'll join you [Laughter] the second one had to know me well oh but the audience nearly split it okay do i really have to start in last place hey ab how's it going down here hey you you're you're the president of the booth club right could you pass it that's a good one can i join the booth i got one good one really terrible see i hate when i say that girl because i'm like this is going to perform and then just and then the terrible one does well he doesn't contain cocaine [Music] that's why i don't get fairy dust fairy dust is life see i thought that one was funny oh i barely pulled it out we take it yeah i thought it was very topical you don't believe in miracles then explain blank what are we [Laughter] explaining because i've been trying to figure it out thank you i appreciate you shark that's a good one i mean he put the word peen dude like he won he's doing it i'm hilarious don't worry oh no talk about manga i don't know morally my compass is forcing me yeah they're both bad either way i know right all right it's too real of course it's dorm that was close it's just a little mess next up the main attraction of the worst opening ceremony in olympics history [Laughter] oh my god [Music] [Laughter] the fact that you bothered to make it like the whole official thing is thank you thank you i really appreciate it really thank you wow oh my god [Applause] yeah the audience has no taste it's more than two years [Laughter] i have to vote for it out of principle i'm not yeah i'm not gonna not vote for it though i respect a topical kind of person i'm not getting into all that [ __ ] oh i'm all in it oh he got the 112. yeah you know your mechanic is ripping you off when they tell you this oh no [Laughter] okay maybe we can make an exception for this one but this is the second no it's like sorry we're talking about [ __ ] fine i'll skip oh wait well plus you're pushing it wow oh my god oh my god we're kicking the we're kicking the audience that's crazy [Music] is that the thing where like they go against the wall and like it's like no they're squirting they just all sing roxanne together this is rob they're swearing what is that real hard i saw it on inside the nba charles barkley did it he was squirting a witness something that should never be decided by a coin toss [Laughter] urine like what oh same question i can't believe i just voted for that no i didn't get to put my thing in it it still makes more sense i'm really sorry no it doesn't mean it makes the same sense like why would you like it's funny the 20 ounce of urine thing i don't get it are you like contesting to see who drinks it no like imagine like you've tossed whoa fruit we're making it up in the world that isn't as triple points it's because of that separate responses three separate responses [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] was rough we all have the same one we all do we do oh we don't oh i thought we did oh characters from it wait really oh [Laughter] i might have chosen braces actually yeah i like aziz i chose the clap easy easy come here clap get away from the vegeta no they don't say clap they go come here come here bro you know it is canon you're the do right now it doesn't matter dude the audience votes for [ __ ] last time and now they're like you know what no audience i love you turtle told them off for saying the word they literally just like yeah what did fruit do oh we're going the other way [Laughter] one thing is disgusting nintendo range ambassador you know i capitalized that doesn't know why but you bless your breath it feels bad feels bad that's a tough one to go up against using sponsorships against those cheating yeah hey hey ftc dude where's the call the shout out free games okay nice it checks out let's just change the word even though it means the same thing now it counts and the audience is gonna be like you're right we're back yeah it's a loophole hundred percent the devil's [ __ ] the loophole was literally that i said you can't see it and you know it's like a marijuana video against the damn crazy the devil if anyone's gonna tell it what's the game stop stop let's be honest yo shark i'm with you that was hilarious yeah i'm banning the word bushy and every person in the audience that's all right hold on oh my god that was so close bless i am damn i'm glad you wrote gigi the banana [Laughter] all right what we got what is that [Music] depends on the temperature if you're in a hot tub no it's always small and waterlogged and looks weird i like both of them they're really good this is hard this is the hard one to you brother [Laughter] do you brother and you [Music] how do you know your friends are a bunch of phonies oh yes dude it's not weird we're just friends what kind of christians every night it's true that's how i know we're friends every night one night he didn't it was like are we not friends with me every night at 9 30 sharp yeah because that's my point oh shoot jesus there we go how to find out you're not funny play this [Laughter] i got destroyed too yeah you did better than me last round you better like half of us oh no oh what is this pink juice thing oh my god no nope no kinda any sort [Music] oh oh god oh my god [Laughter] the opponent's answer has to win this [Laughter] no [Applause] what do you mean you're not [Laughter] wait why is that equip lash uh because all the players voted for it i think it was really the same answer you you both got that what the fudge if mine didn't go through i'm gonna be so sad this is the one i was on what what [Laughter] i see what's happening here hey george you wanted to see my banana befriends okay rules [Laughter] she my body temp is [Music] oh my god [Laughter] there's a restaurant near me called speeders before i'd like to imagine that both of these people spent the whole time there's so many google searches we were responsible for actually and that can knock out things and i'm like that's yeah that does oh wait i i meant to put never saying for your daughter's debutante ball well okay [ __ ] what they didn't match the attack who the [ __ ] is that you guys know shania twain like how do you guys not yeah what [Laughter] i refuse to vote every time [Laughter] currently doing a transmog off i can't oh shoot wow it's the homie stock i thought i thought you had that one i literally asked me would i vote and the audience goes the other way get them out of there the [ __ ] flips i think we've given up on that now it's okay we've had enough times hey i tried fruit i thought the boner was funny i i did too i tried see dude every time i do it it's not cool anymore dude just stop just stop man oh my god i really am a boomer oh my god oh oh let me guess let me guess it's cool now though it's good it's cool better not be cool you're not cool i don't get it sorry it's cool [Music] [Laughter] are you stronger together [Laughter] [Music] dear god shark can't lose dude welcome equip last three where the sharks are killing it where the points are made up and they don't matter acceptance in your dream journal oh [ __ ] oh my god i swear to god if it wins dude why are these like rhymes like why like like what why are why are your guys's dreams rhymes you guys are zeus or something you guys are writing children's books jumped off the tootsie are you kidding me [Music] now it's cool again every time we do it bro every time oh that's funny as hell right now i hate wow it now oh would you use it all right all right and now it's all not okay take it back now that fruits put all his answers in okay i don't know what it is i'll have you know i didn't it doesn't even matter anymore because when i as soon as they they just no no no wait don't fruit when you're angry oh god oh no no no no okay no all right you know what i think i know who fruit is i'm giving it to you the jedi versus the dark side you know what i mean [Music] not even the jedi it's like just the real person it's like thanos is throwing a planet and that's iron man like iron man i don't know why you're saying you gave it to me i didn't use bushy you didn't do i give up i didn't do either of these i thought that was you fruit no [Music] anyways [Music] [Laughter] wait a minute that gusher's gushy let me look i can already figure out how this works i try and actually do the question and then i list i lose to kum and gopins [Laughter] i tried i actually oh [Laughter] no no i was the better guy actually oh oh my god oh my god yeah i appreciated that one rob how's it going yeah i am you know sometimes i can pander sometimes water's [Applause] it's so funny that own goes wait [Laughter] and so does black [Laughter] while you're going bob [Music] [Music] you

Channel: Mr. Fruit

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Id: o51S5dMLtgU

Length: 31min 52sec (1912 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 27 2021