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quit your job why join my emo band good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove love is in the air wrong swag and yellow in the air irish flag no one talked to me today i diagnosed myself with female hysteria looks in a mirror you again what's the worst sadler episode in your opinion all the ones that had that creepy flying rat in them think his name was homo homo i will watch over you from beyond the stars i will watch over you from beyond the stars girl you're gonna come down here and play tennis sent the crazy frog song link on accident and my teacher growled at me help help youtube go yes thank you i would love to overshare to gay strangers on the internet partake people only like summer because it was our only time off for like 12 years and it's ingrained in our minds to like it the actual season is freaking atrocious big god dang mood i just made one of the most evil wretched images ever anyone want to see of course ask and you shall receive boys of swag men have class i want a squidward movie like the joker got but he has to be gay or they just don't get the character what should you do if you're addicted to seaweed see kelp i ran into my sibling while exploring the sahara desert i yelled out oasis sprocket see i lay face down and use my eyelids to drag myself around the room for oh five or ten minutes what the actual frick mario simpson you can just type anything on this game and hit enter and it goes up on the screen lol that's awesome anyone who thinks children will socially distance at school has never met children anyone who thinks children won't purposefully lick their hands and chase each other yelling corona has never met children my parents seem genuinely shocked at my class policies yes your fifth grader may redo any test or quiz no i don't care how many times they choose to retake it yes they can turn in that assignment late i'm a whole adult that requires grace and mercy i can extend that to kids these policies can help to improve the mental health of students if the point is for the children to learn then why wouldn't you give them as many chances as it takes what is the benefit of telling a child you failed and that's the end of it we've got tv shows about people who pretend to be psychic but are just really observant i want a tv show about someone who's actually psychic but has to pretend to just be really observant the main character is just constantly having to bullcrap their way through improbable home style deductions to explain how they know all the things that they've accidentally designed i vows president to put all the mosquitoes in a super expensive spaceship and then send it directly into a black hole no put them in a crappy spaceship they don't deserve the luxury wise thinking i'm making you my vice president if you got a golden ticket to willy wonka's chocolate factory in what ironic candidates manner would you be killed i try to disseminate marxist literature to the oompa loompas and one ca stabs me through the back with a candy cane sword nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past your hiding spot in hide and seek how old are you that killed joy living up to the url i see where's the cat this is the original a photo shopped in the cat put it back weird aliancovic implies the existence of a mundane yankovic he literally had a roommate in college also named also they called him weirdo to differentiate the two today i hung out with my 15 year old brother's girlfriend and i jokingly was like tell me embarrassing stuff about him and she was like okay he has a purse kink and was 100 serious and i almost crashed the freaking car my brother making direct eye contact with me across the table at christmas dinner in front of everyone including my grandma sarah is very popular on tumblr.com she has very popular posts all right i'll bite what a latin word that generally translates as with such as the phrase summer lord meaning with highest praise how do i be lord all the time one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like three times a day i say to her hello you are full of several other smaller dogs and she wags her entire body at me like it's true i contain multitudes i love that your friend is a pregnant dog what a nice friend to have yeah she's my buddy i love her update there were five smaller dogs inside my dog friend but now they are all outside of her instead great update now you have six when you're in a hotel do you ever rub a pencil over the notepad to see what the last occupier wrote you definitely shouldn't it's weird don't what did he discover t.i.l that the ancient egyptian godset tried to prove his dominance by having shreks with horus however horus threw sets seamen into a river and spread his own on some lettuce set's favorite food after eating the lettuce horus used the fact that his semen was inside set to become ruler of egypt oldest trick in the book tbh rookie mistake on sets part just god's been dudes maybe this is just the growing up relatively poor speaking but like why do some people like need disneyland to be open to simulate an area where they can enjoy themselves just grab a popsicle from the gas station and go hop around on some abandoned piles of concrete behind the softball pitches mh there is literally nothing more exciting than a half-finished building site lower the driving age to 12 just for fun simultaneously make the driving age 12 and the speed limit for each person equal to their age kids get to drive but only senior citizens get to drag race jacks you off with these please god delete this website in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like do you wanna kiss and i was like excuse me and he pulled a bag of hershey's kisses out of his coat do you realize what a good backup plan that is [Music] me learn something absolutely cursed i wish i could unlearn me texting a friend hey guess what i just found out a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says i cannot come in unless i'm invited the vampire's friend a cowboy says mon you know you're always welcome here partner the vampire begins crying bro stop chanting in dead languages you're scaring the hose i'm summoning the hose golf is the most unnecessary sport on earth after communism wins golf will be abolished we still good for mini golf though unfollow me now if you play golf i don't need that kind of drama in my life many golfers can stay but you're on freaking thin ice my professors at the beginning of the semester you have three essays due on november 30th so plan accordingly me on november 29th hold my beer every time someone tags this post same a professor somewhere in the world is hit with a sudden indescribable feeling of disappointment nvm i got a's on all of them and i'm sending love and positive vibes to everyone i hope you all get a's on the assignments you're currently procrastinating on contratodor autorid except me mama against all authority except my mom this is too pure i was looking at grapes in the store and this old lady comes up to me and goes you're not stealing these are you so i'm like oh noello ellen she goes oh well i am and grabbed a handful of grapes and left gksk vksm [Music] one of my favorite threats is you're not invited to my birthday party anymore from ages 4 to 11 it's one of the most heinous things you can say then 12 through 17 it's just embarrassing because teens think that that's a childish thing to say but from 18 onward it only gets more and more effective if only because it confuses the person you're speaking to it's like a verbal smoke bomb that catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react street smarts school we are continuing all classes online my adhd brain oh so what you're saying is time doesn't exist sleep schedules are no longer apparent and the classes may still exist but only as a strange distant entity that i can no longer interact with in any meaningful way okay but imagine you're the teacher that's my life rn just heard automatic rifle fire outside girls night young dumb and full of gum gum stays in your body for seven years and i eat a lot of it that's actually a myth if you went sticking through your yummy craps you'll find chewed gum looking about the same as it did when you swallowed it my watts this is a post that cost verism 1.1 billion it's weird how people say follow your dreams instead of follow your ambitions because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except that ducks only criticize people's fashion sense please follow your dream my unread books will never forgive me for this quarantine if i decide to still not read them quarantined with my guilt i need a minimum of two hours at the start of every day to just fight before i actually begin my day lol you guys really just don't check your freaking phones huh you don't give a freak and a half about your notifications you just carry it around with you everywhere but don't actually go on it maybe someone texted you maybe you received an email maybe you need to take your daily do a lingo lesson but no you really just can't be bothered frick you the duolingo owl wrote this post survived all that raw shreks just to die from unprotected handshakes george of the gungle george of the gungle showing results for george of the jungle i know ma is up too late because i'm losing my freaking mind over accidentally typing george of the gungle you all hear one funny word and you just smash that red blog youtubers say i know a place and then follow it up with where i wasn't healthy emotionally i was depressed and dealing with my sexuality so yes i spent that time screaming slurs at black women on the street but it was because life was hard back when doof and perry was popular a few months ago it was kind of funny because i had one mutual who loved it and then another mutual who was the opposite and watching the holy crap one second my activity feed looks like a cat activity friend true crime is becoming to girls what ww2 is to boys boy who knows too much about russia and ww2 girl who knows too much about serial killers relevant twitter meme which do you think would win in a fight discuss here for this [Music] need meet nate you're looking at day and night at the same time don you realize that's been completely impossible until like the past 10 years to be looking at this is straight up insane neat you freaking kidding me neat when an author sets up a narrative choice where all the options are scary and bad and the protagonist chooses kindness and it changes everything because it opens doors that shouldn't be possible and every single time i go feral take it easy jude but take it this is arcane knowledge that the human mind can't comprehend this is arcane knowledge that the human mind can't comprehend honestly what the frick does it mean don't stress yourselves out about it but don't ignore the situation always reblog kiwichitan so today in class the weirdest thing happened a bee got into my class and everyone was freaking out so all of a sudden this kid goes i got it and he pulls out a rubber band and shoots it down in one try my teacher just stood there nobody knew how to react i love podcasts because it's like you're listening to something really intense but you're also going about your life doing normal activities i'm sad they're listening to my favorite character getting killed like ned sangrily me getting super into podcasts over quarantine and consuming insane amounts of content at an unhealthily rapid pace only to run out of old content and get stuck waiting for new episodes like everybody else i've made mistakes [Music] hey guys let us all learn to manage our emotions no i know i made the post but mood [Music] forgive me father for i have sinned and sorry daddy i've been bad both mean very similar things but have wildly different connotations how do i delete someone else's post [Music] cursed image no this is a blessed image a friend tea is just leaf water yeah well coffee is just been water wow it's it's like everything is made of things this store is just wood rectangle this poster is just in paper this lemonade is just lemon water wow it's like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation sure is a magical world we live in the sarcasm in this post is fatal our design left for vacation in fact the game is very beautiful really do not come beauty's battle install now i spent like about a minute checking to see if there was a reblog button anywhere because i thought for sure this was a joke but it's not it's not a joke pooh 1995 man 2000 the two most unfortunate authors to be cited together we are prepared to deploy the asman 2000 me i'm sorry someone what are you sorry for me you know when you suddenly feel horrible and you're not sure why because nothing bad happened and you kinda always carry yourself like you just got best photo in america's next top model even when your life feels like you're constantly in the bottom two sheep highway in ireland beep beep go the sheep sheep when your text post doesn't get any notes just joking i hate this my sister put this on cashier welcome to mcdonald's how can i help you me yeah let me get a freaking arlene's in and gives the cashier a kiss on the forehead fun fact the producer for the scooby-doo move is his name buckle he was born in 1969 tickle 69 calls the shrek's hotline home alone shouldn't have had a sequel it should be a one-time thing now i don't want to talk dirty listen to me home alone 2 was terrible if you think that you are starting to get a crush on someone don't what are you thinking abort mission digest those butterflies i'm serious digest those butterflies [Music] i need to talk about how a 15 year old looks older than a freaking 23 year old i can't tell which one you're talking about when you gotta remind bae that you're loyal hoes zero can i cop this mcdonald's just announced a hippo hamburglar who goes ham as much as he burgles it someone's burgled my ham what does this even mean friend sorry about the mess me sorry about the mess baby mn mom mama baby the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell since i'm 18 now i had to call the hospital myself to get test results and i was simply planning on saying that i had a blood test last week and if i could get the results back but when the woman answered i said i want my blood back and hung up the phone so i'm never trying that again we should change lol to any nose exhale because that's all we really do when we see something funny online the sad thing is i did an annie when i read this bonjour you all me you realize you've misheard your daughter there's actually a mobster under her bed bada bing bada boom i'm sleeping here turns on nightlight voice from under bed eye pally what's that big idea parent looking around room voice from under bed forget about it no one saves you i was at the grocery store when suddenly i saw this and got really scared [Music] i missed you too i walk this lonely road in my bag i have a giant toad don't know where it goes but it's only me and this giant toad i like the multiverse theory because there are giant hamsters playing basketball somewhere out there i also dislike the multiverse theory because there's a world where the competition went to their heads and they forgot to have fun eight get out 9 logan 10 get out 11 logan wow this movie theater really doesn't like logan whoever that is [Music] you

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Published: Tue Jul 21 2020