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[Music] she was wearing nothing underneath she was wearing nothing underneath stop I moved my eyes slowly deliberately up her long black legs across her flat glistening torso over her rounded breast to her face stop it wasn't beautiful but it was lived in stop I chewed her ear and whispered kitten stop black thoughts were transmitted stop I put my hand on her I slammed my fist into his face as hard as I could stop there was the sound of crunching bones stop blood spattered everywhere like a burst water M stop I smashed my knee into his I took the whip from the wall and cracked it across his back stop to my amazement comma he squealed with delight everyone walking this Earth has a secret closet he'd rather left closed stop his face was like a crushed red pepper stop no wonder my fist throbbed sto and that wasn't all that throbbed I had just opened one of those little closets without knocking and stood staring in stop I cracked the whip again stop this time across his I kissed her lightly on the cheek and slipped quietly from the room stop end of paragraph chapter 13 outside I held a camp sto it's time screeched on the hot Tower Mech as he drew out stop take me to the Asylum I said the driver laughed the taxi pulled [Music] away better Al [Music] [Music] the day started quietly enough then I got out of bed that was my first mistake my second was to try and get from here to here that's how it all began that Bizarre Adventure which put five people in the cemetery and ruled me out as a customer for laxatives at the time I was living abroad I was already a writer having 3 years before left London and a lucrative job as a funeral director it was the family business of my wife whom I deserted together with my three children handling stiffs was hardly the life of someone with a burning creative [Music] urge so I elbowed the loved ones um I left some tapes here for transcription the name is King in English preferably please you wait the writer's life would be ideal but for the writing that was a problem I had to overcome then I read in the Guinness Book of Records about Earl Stanley Gardner the world's fastest novelist who can dictate up to the rate of 10,000 words a day that was for me none of that romantic stuff with a typewriter I had better uses for those two particular fingers my full name is Chester Thomas King although most people call me Mickey for reasons I won't go into you may have read some of my early works not that you'd know them my publisher didn't see Chester Thomas King as the name of a best-selling author he preferred such authors as guy strange Gary Ruff Dan wild and Les bean I was all those and others I was co-authors Susan eager and Paul S cuming the newly discovered Indian writer Dr o r Gan spelled with two NS and the struggling Nigerian author S odomy with the emphasis on the o none of them exactly made book of the month club Mr K yes could I have a word with you yes please take a seat cigarette no thank you our work here is mainly technical specifications insurance and shipping documents company reports and legal contracts your manuscript took my staff rather by surprise they finished it though of course of course may I ask who normally types your work my mother your mother yes she prefers it to knitting listen if you don't want my custom you just have to say so what I read I personally found very stimulating and your staff too stimulating but they have not taste for such things my private address if I can ever be of assistance thank you are your books in any way autobiographical totally what exciting life you must have had even better than Frank haris oh Frank was a novice you have my card don't hesitate to touch me yes I remember that day all right around noon I collected the manuscript of my latest novel the organ grinder looking back I should have realized something was up a man had been tailing me for over 2 weeks and I knew it I thought my my wife must have employed a private dick I did ask him but he got upset he was too big to upset twice so I tried to ignore him which in this case was difficult oh h later I was to find out who he was that tame gorilla who followed me everywhere I rode a cab round to my publisher Milos marovich a Greco Albanian born in Budapest whose talent for writing book covers is such that even the author doesn't recognize his own work sylvana get this down marovic was respons ible for all the aggravation that was about to hit me Hollywood an empire in Decay comma ruled by a twisted Emperor comma and the desires and tensions a strange girl whose secret became big screen technical nightmare new paragraph Sam necta was his name an unknown orental girl was his obsession Sam cast her as a negro slave only to find himself as a slave to her desire new paragraph what the critic [Music] said Pence exciting enjoyable time literary supplement the office attracted leading writers from all over Europe marovich never quite understood why nor did he care very much his life was dominated by one driving force a weak bladder Sor marovic I didn't get all the quotes down later later open you son of a [ __ ] open why is this door always sticking oh Jesus I'm bursting oh God I beseech you one last favor open this door thank you why why why have you deserted me you want to hear my confession honey what have I done wrong my name is Denio I got an appointment take a seat please I'll kneel Show Me A Sign [Music] Lord knock and it shall be opened unto you King of Kings or was it St [Music] [Applause] Matthew how old is this man he saids he 62 he'll really be 65 next time mhm and you want to publish on his birthday correct blue when in like it had eyes his name was Ben Deno it was the nicest thing about him he said he handled public relations for an important man who wanted me to write his life story trouble was he couldn't tell us who although he stated categorically that it wasn't Howard Hughes why me he likes your sty fellow read all your books Kill Me Gently my gun is long the knee trembler all he knows I've never ghosted anyone's life story so start now besides a Sagittarius which is just great how do you know that I know everything about you from your wife's made name to your inside leg measurement we don't take no risks encouraging we flattered green what a shot I'm a pistol ain't [Music] I what's going on out there what sign say for Law and Order vote Prince Chipola and the new front party are those characters for real yes Jesus weet they don't look so new to me yellow I'm all for La order you for La order me their's or mine I still don't see why you want me it's simple you're elected the old man's getting ready for the big sleep excuse me certainly it's the first store of the right it's SM tolet BR he's headed for the last Roundup and he wants something to be remembered by a death rattle in paper Bank eh he's got more stories in the Bible crazy stuff all you got to do write it down block St [Music] oh I think that's absolutely marvelous great stay out of it okay okay take hold it that's [Music] great thank you ladies thanks a lot I appreciate your kindness just win deer come on you beautiful thing how are things down there at the [Music] officer Pinko he's American indelibly he's a famous ah so white like sink what are you D guys worrying about you got nothing to lose you get that month's vacation in this Villa a cash advance and a fat fee you get the publishing course plus a slice of the profits black what's my fat fee correction for fat fee read blood money what a play Mickey 2 days later I was traveling south Destination Unknown Deno was so full of the James Bond crap it had to be a private jet Bound for Miami and a mysterious Hostess to loosen my safety belt did I have a wrong [Applause] number a 5-day package tour and for me a personalized mystery trip that freak Theo had come up with a new idea of Hell My instructions had said that someone would contact me along the way I looked the passengers over for a possible contact man hello little Bella hello a bunch of balloons not a dirty thought between them that would have been too much the immovably chased girl said over my My Dead Body he took her at her [Applause] [Music] word don't spend another night alone send for the Fantastic date maker it's the greatest device for getting intimate with girls you have long admired come on look at me you are beautiful I want you alone on a low coach to China my God she's trying to meet [Music] [Applause] me Denio had a lousy sense of humor I tipped my seat back and waited for the tap on the [Applause] [Music] shoulder [Music] ladies and gentlemen we will be arriving at our hotel in about 5 minutes as we climb the Steep Road you will have a magnificent view of the city on your right hand side of the coach soror mind if I use that contact was made as we neared our first stopover he identified himself with one of my books a nice touch that and good for my royalties your English right through yes on vacation uh sort of a working holiday uh what do you do I right oh what's your right Mr King King check Miller what what what do you write uh gangster fiction uh pulp would be less pompous and more accurate you're talking to an addict I practically eat them they'd given the job to a screw ball all that Reading had gone to his stomach he was constipated with pulp and now it was coming out all over me Ross McDonald you've read Ross McDonald not since mother died the best I think what books have we read how that my gun is long you're kidding you WR that yes I am the real guy strange that's very good oh you have great taste Mr Miller sensual brutal Mr strange provides us with the devil's dictionary of our secret visions and desires it's dedic ated to my wife you put yourself down shouldn't do that you've got a good hero here in uh Brad Mason mhm I mean here's a man who clearly sees the animal in himself and he's not ashamed why don't we cut the crap and talk straight your plot line is thin oh it is is it relies too much on coincidence oh it it does huh puts your story beyond the bounds of believability well how about this for believability I know all about you Mr Miller CH it was like I had hosis and that made me mad okay so I jumped the gun and spoiled his game that was no reason for acting like a big girl I made up my mind that if Miller didn't get over his menopause by morning I'd quit the job things started happening sooner than [Music] that [Music] thank but come tell thank you while the armchair adventurers were packed away in their rooms I sat in the bar thinking what kind of nut was it that wanted me to write his life story a Mafia Boss on the run a defro priest Adolf Hitler I still didn't understand all the secrecy as fiction it was a guaranteed rejection slip [Music] K room 313 have you got the key sir no oh it's uh probably in the lock the boy will show you up Point room 313 for what are you doing here I hope you don't snore Miller ah you're supposed to be in 213 they brought me in here that's okay I'll take your room I have to watch my image but just a minute this shouldn't have happened at all I bet you say that to all the boys you like a [Music] drink I took dinner early it was part of the package and free I was wearing my royal blue three-piece suit with light blue shirt tie and matching handkerchief black moccasins Mau nylon socks and a fresh pair of jockey pants in case of assassination thank you I'd bathed and shaved and taken a dry martini in the bar I was to need it a tomato salad a spaghetti with butter no sauce There spinach with two eggs you a vegetarian I'll have a plate of C again just butter H give me a bottle of mineral water you a vegetarian yes why is that I don't like the killing of animals we are from Texas what about fish occasionally see I told you they're all alike we are from Texas we have course of course you are eggs yes cheese they're all organic matter contrarywise continued treel D if it was so it might be if it were so it would be but as it isn't it ain't that's Logic the words of Louis Carell my dear lady but I'll put it more succinctly piss [Music] off Bing Mr King Miller didn't show at feeding time I wanted to see him again we were due for another talk the page boy was right on Q thank you Miller wanted to see me in room 313 it was the long arm of [Music] coincidence Miller M come on be water Lu hey I thought it was red bath salts at first then I knew he'd get his picture in the paper he'd be knifed Jack Francis Miller Senior lecturer in English Berkeley University I was dumb enough to wonder what he was doing as my contact man the answer was he wasn't I wondered who he was the poor dead bastard why had he panicked on the bus when I put the finger on him I was in for a surprise the guy was a [ __ ] a transvesti that explained his panic but not his death an ugly thought made my Waters curdle that should have been me in there having a bath [Music] [Music] hallelu Miller was my standing with [Music] [Applause] [Music] death morning it was election day so the musac at breakfast was was a little unusual I ordered tomato juice then cancelled out of respect for the dead I didn't fancy a bath either I expected the place to be moving with police like maggots in a right cam bear not one not a cop tracker dog or bandage mechanic not a reporter photographer or Clairvoyant in sight that didn't figure further off from England the nearer it is to France then turn not pale beloved snail but come and join the D can you walk a little faster said the Whiting to the snail there's a porpus close behind me and he's treading on my tail I've read it 117 times Alison Wonderland 117 times starting again tomorrow yes well you've picked the right tour for it begin at the beginning the king said Gravely go on to the end then stop they should have found him by now of course Miller may have asked for a late call very late Judgment Day I Left the Mad Hatter and decided to take a trip down memory lane past room 313 my mouth went dry the door was open and the room cleaned out hello the corpse had checked out hello inspector clo in drag the man who was here where is he yes that's what I thought okay gry yes Mr King Mr Miller room 313 I'm afraid he left early this morning you sure he had to go back to America suddenly did you actually see him leave yourself yes thank you curiouser and curiouser 1,373 Mr balm Moren Miller was dead and now gone checked into the hotel Paradiso but we weren't the Killer and I we were were still Earth Travelers probably sharing the same lousy bus the guy was no dum dum it wouldn't be long before he knew he'd got the wrong man this story was like some pornographic photograph difficult to work out who was doing what and to whom I was still trying when we reached the temples of zun and the gods was angry anyways and besides they send a thunderbolt to the city of uh sin now uh some personages now nowaday would call that punishment or smelly Revenge depending on your point of view or state of mind but it was a warning to such personages to stop bad ways of having fun and to clean themselves up it was a very big warning all people's still in bed when the Thunderbolt blow out of the sky many still drunk with the seual portion they do not know what hit them in the museum you will see a plaster cast of people in very interesting death position are the the poet Memphis described as the greatest coming since Zeus fell upon his wife and then the city sink into the sea follow me please out this way and over there what do you think of zong's Temple Mr King how do you know my name Deno is waiting my bags are in the coach not anymore very City for a Ghost Rider oh you're so kind people so the contact man was a girl it was the first time I'd fancied Robin Hood which wasn't healthy that made me think of Miller again I'm so glad we bought you we you haven't met Preston yet Preston he's my sugar daddy and you have a very sweet tooth eh the sweetest her mouth was wet and warm she moved against me a Perfect Fit I could feel the fire in her loins it was warm scolding warm and wanting to be faned her tongue went deep it was alive and wet and very shocking I had visions of refueling in space come on come in here I've got more things to show you here there aren't many important things come follow me follow me Behind These doors there is many things that they are not to the eye of ladies or children the people of Z have made rud things on these walls things haven't changed very much in 2,000 years so which brings us back to Sugar Daddy who is he Preston Gilbert Preston Gilbert is he still alive [Music] Mario Mario I'm [Music] done Mario you got to sleep again you bastard I'm getting barbue shoot in here so you're his third cousin removed I was itching around Europe and he gave me a li I'm sure he did it's not like that I feel sorry for him he's an old man with an old bank account he was on top a long time now he misses the excitement the parties and the bre lights all that [ __ ] he keeps me like his cester so you tickle his funny B tell me how long ago was it that he left Hollywood about um 15 years ago just a minute I'm getting some very bad vibrations wasn't there talk of Mafia connections talk correct me if I'm wrong but didn't his roles on and off screen get slightly confused but that happens to all act but with one big difference he always played the same role don't you s me a burn when I holl Mario Mario that is your name you understand it remember that's your name and keep that thing on so that you can hear me and that other than stuck in your ear I'm not paying your good money I'm sorry boss don't I'm sorry boss till I finish I'm not paying your good money for you to sit on your big fat ass and go to sleep and don't stand so close to me I told you never to stand close to me now go on and get in here I'm going to sweat you down the side Buster go on and get in there that's right get in there and stay in there you'll see this when you come out of there you'll be this strong why didn't Gilbert get me on the phone instead of all this mystery to a crap he enjoys playing life-size chess fil the pictures from Temple of zor he's a two bit blown out film star not God don't lose your cool Ghost Rider just think of all the bread you're making are these really on the walls in there see seor the league of decency would have loved this Place sex wasn't dirty then you want you want seor no no no no I'm too young besides these fellas give me an inferiority complex I meant what I said about Gilbert Miller was too dead to agree with me but I'm sure he would have done who's Miller oh just a man who was knifed in my room last night well what's that got to do with Preston I'll tell you when I found out bodies belong in the Mory not in my B but you shouldn't be surprised darling after all you're the Ghost Rider what's this then the family Runabout never use that word Mickey what word family nice to see you H okay Tony take us for a [Music] ride besides Preston Gilbert big man I was supposed to tell him I was getting in deep very deep things were moving too fast to bail out I've been with Preston for 32 years I started with him as a gopher there goph for coffee goph for this goph for that after 9 years he made me a partner Gilbert was one of the screens Immortal Mobsters hero woried and imitated around the world the way he talked and acted beating up the big boys manhandling the women appealed to audiences everywhere his father was a nothing a real nothing A small time gunzel butched his first contract and disappeared when Preston was three personally I think he wound up as an aut F that made me feel nervous inside most men there's a tough guy trying to get out a book on Gilbert was certain to make money a lot of money that made me feel good I remember he used to send the broad after his fresh State 11 yellow t- roses with a card which said the 12th is you he didn't get that from those Queen script he thought it up himself he had class buffed every Leading Lady he ever work [Applause] with don't worry Tony knows every bump in the [Music] Gilbert's place was on a small exclusive Island a kind of rich man's alcatra home sweet home Mickey home sweet home I didn't feel so good [Music] [Music] again pron Mr Gil was born here went to the states with his uncle when he was 12 oh there's his brother brought it here with him when he came back hi Mrs tato where's Preston she loves it hasn't known herself since she's G back really brought herself out after all those years in the bread line impression still must be changing I'll take you out a tip as soon as you get in sit [Music] down [Music] [Music] d [Music] he's here Preston I am [Music] Mick make yourself at home sure Mi I I knew all the boys in the old days Al Capone Bugsy seigle yeah bugs R you bet I did yeah Mick they they all love me they all love me why shouldn't they what the hell on a screen I gave him class didn't I so how come I didn't win an Oscar hey uh do me a favor will you change the record please put on one of the old ones I like the old ones an immigration department they're tougher than any hoods any gangsters I ever work for oh Mick you know what they're nothing but a bunch of [Music] Hypocrites sure they waited until I was a little on in years you know had a little mileage on me then they went after me but I was asked to leave the country you think the fans gave it damn like hell they did that's what hurt I couldn't even go to a club throughout the United States all over Chicago Cleveland you name it not some idiot taking a swipe at me and they hit me in a jaar or something well that's a fans for you you do them a favor by living out their fantasies for them and then they they get jealous gangsters weren't the only guys I knew M Jack Kennedy I knew him it wasn't no gangster he was a pal ofine good buddy look what happened to him sure I got to admit it Micky I worked for a lot of the big boys before I went out to H hwood what the hell I figured I have already paid my debt to society I was killed in over 80 movies wasn't I Mickey glad you could come over ah sit down son it's uh it's going to be a great book it's going to be a real real great book I'll tell you that hey uh you're hungry come on come on with me I'll I'll feed really I mean they're nice people simple but you know they understand after a while you know somebody wonders why are you liveing around I I was actually born here I went to the states with my uncle when I was four oh there's my own mother over here Mak hello Mama hello sweetheart can't hear a goddamn thing def isite doornail hello hello hello hello you big long-legged who are you all right hey hey Benny has mommy eaten this week um yeah all right come on come on come on down come on down hurry up let's see you know you got a great appetite with this weather here we can serve good grub too well you see what we lay out anything you want don't make any difference you be surprised yeah we got corn beef we got everything but stry I had some flown in last week but come on Benny let's go move it move it it move it I'm hungry come on move your ass or I'm too old to enjoy this meal I'm kind of hungry you hungry [ __ ] huh She's a Beauty little sensitive she be all right everybody dear Lord bless this meal we're about to receive in Christ's name amen surprise you I'm a good Catholic Liz like to hop in a sack with him oh Preston y Preston don't give me that [ __ ] I've been trying to make her for over a year and I ain't been able to score Mama must have heard me say grace at least look at her girl on sit down mama you know some idiot's been trying to uh trying to rub me really who who obviously a professional contract guy goes under the name of Miller and I suppose he teaches English at Berkeley University why would you say that I write crap like this every day it's my job he was murdered last night Mama you can last night are you kidding me Liz Dam readyy isn't murdered last night Ben did you hear that I heard they finally squashed that bastard I don't have to worry anymore I don't have to I don't have to say my prayers anymore what no no I'll explain it to you later look at I want you to write that Mother book CU F now forget about her she she doesn't speak English anyway I'll give you all that [ __ ] about the old days everything else and and look uh hey you know how every book starts with a quotation well my book should start with a quotation too let's see uh how how's this uh we've all we've yeah yeah this is it we've all passed a lot of water since then Samuel gold Gilbert wasn't tight with the dialogue he talked non-stop for a week enough for a good fat book but he never mentioned Miller again the trip to the mainland was to be an end of book party some party the night before denuo had a premonition the ferry would sink and refused to come Mama received a visitation from the Virgin Mary and wouldn't get out of bed and the scar on my leg screamed at me not to go Jesus I I feel marvelous I hope it lasts you don't have to worry about me I'm not worried about you H nothing what's matter what's matter it's a wound in my leg oh the war no a cofin fell on me was it empty no it was it was full there was another thing about that day it was the anniversary of his father's death the date they now [Music] [Music] share come back San Sano better keep it keep it [Music] together what [Music] [Applause] ending all right all right sir your Mickey K Superstar was buz did he tell you about me if you're L Cheney yes I married five times all of them hard [ __ ] she was my third you should meet the other four Betty's my name you're the one that's married to Prince chipa you know you're my very first princess and I I bet that was a fairy tale romance on the contrary the prince is very headr isn't that right Superstar isn't he big in the new front of course but he was a Christian Democrat when I married him yeah that does make a difference do you like being the wife of a politician kissing babies and all that B I didn't stop it babies are you trying to Canvas me princess I can always use a floating voter but I don't have a t King's good enough come up to my castle sometime this weekend's fine for me Betty what special qualities did you need to be a princess only one I'm very good in bed so I've been to hey hey you guys hey hit the bottom for [Applause] that hey you don't make how I used to make my living in the old days as a pin after that this will kill you watch oh God not a again not that same boring routine he does it every year what his party bit it's embarrassing so why do you come if it's that bad I never miss his father's anniversary Never oh [Music] no [Music] [Applause] [Music] I watch [Music] it we didn't order spaghetti did we we didn't order spaghetti you didn't order spaghetti no oh mad I'm so sorry you didn't order spaghetti oh sir excuse me I I'm so sorry you you don't like my spaghetti sir you you don't like my father I have nothing to do with your father but you have something to do with my spaghetti you oh sh I'm sorry I'm so sorry Madame you excuse me I we've had enough of this everybody's had enough of it the boss he's going to take me to the cleaners what do you think he's going to do to me I'm in plenty big trouble I'm in trouble up to here would you like a banana split brandy brandy Banana Split don't worry about it you ain't going to get nothing if you order it don't worry about it thing I'll take care of the check I'll look at honey it's all a fun it's all a fun lady [Laughter] Gilbert was proud of being the great practical joker he could afford to be suddenly it hit me like a bad tomato I was top billing in his latest production only it wasn't a comedy that made me angry I'm the manager champagne on the house uh the waiter he weaking the bladder runs in the family have fir please don't that's quite all right he has a wife and 13 children he may starve and he'll never be lonely you're all right Sor fine excuse everything all right seor the humor is a little rough don't give me that back in Hollywood I used to put all those slobs on they used to pay me good money to put those people down at parties rib them a little bit some nights I'd make as much as 50 bucks a night those were the days huh you know Mickey there's a lot you you don't know about me oh I believe you now don't get smart with me son you're full of crap Gilbert no no can you of the so oh yet another funny that's true it's the truth the doctors gave me the good news about a week ago that's why I wanted you to finish the book as quickly as [Music] possible you're taking me for an idiot just like those two poor bastards over there Miller the coach trip everything was rigged well you can stuff your book up your ass I'm quitting no yeah Mr Gilbert not [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] again [Music] all us hey Preston stop kidding the joke's [Laughter] [Applause] over suddenly I was a cop lover they couldn't keep me at that station long enough enough I needed time to think and a safe place to do it the killer had tried to get me as well it wasn't a joke anymore Gilbert didn't laugh once all the way to the Mory it was like a casting session for boy Town any ring a bell Mr King the American made me nervous he'd arrived late in the afternoon I assumed he was FBI things were serious if the big guns have been called in the one on the right AKA no not AKA g g you sure I think so says he's chaplain to the nuns at St Lorenzo majuri mean anything to you is it A disco it's not my say they all look the same to me where'd you pick him up BR Alonso somebody died huhy excuse me pardon me I'd like to have a word with you all right next day Liz and I returned to Gilbert's Villa I had some questions for denuo I found him in deep mourning drinking Black Velvet I told the boss not to go he wouldn't listen would he I'm listening Ben where did killer Mark 2 spring from Mama took off as soon as she had the news back to the game don't change the subject Ben who's after me a priest biggy boy he wants to read you the last sack of it he's putting you on Ghost Rider he doesn't know did Sugar Daddy oh we're so upset aren't we don't call him that try sacarin it should help the withdrawal symptoms you're still trying to fit the pieces together bigy boy I'm wrer maybe Agatha Christie's free Christian never told you about the Scandal what Scandal that's 10 bucks yby Liz the old bastard CED out they'll kill him anyway now just a minute you two are you talking about me relax we'll protect you oh thanks very much you come very highly recommended by pre and Gilbert who is lying dead in the local Mory not to mention his two companions a fat Neapolitan singer and an old accordion player now you you tell me exactly what you were talking about Preston in some guy got involved in a scandal a long time ago it was all hushed up when Preston announced he was going to write his life story the guy got nervous who did Preston would never tell us we thought he told you the priest still does any more questions Wicky boy Jesus the priest he shoots very well for a public relations man what's going gr boss I go yes how do I join the other side do you have to run it this way don't blame me you shot The projectionist Who the hell's that it's a Flying Nun Jesus they're getting everywhere that couldn't be him could it if it is I'm the pokee I was marked poison I was the F Guy The Sitting Duck I was trapped there was nothing I could do but cooperate with these Schmucks we had to find the priest before he gave me the big Absolution we ran lizz's film Batman visits zon there was an outside chance I might recognize the killer who's that n that is an eccentric Englishman like ja the Ripper my confidence took another beating they shot film worse than they shot guns that only left craps should do great in Australia I'll rewind it you want to see it again right side up no thanks it l confuse me are you sure you use the foolproof automatic camera sure I'm sure takes a special kind of Genius to screw that up that's probably guil it to tell you he's arrived safely don't fool around I believe in the herea you need to the way you shoot see he wants to talk to you who wants to speak to me go FJ the wizard of fuj are you putting me on no he's a big time fortune tell Preston told me about him so what am I supposed to do Raise Myself to the ceiling I needed he says he's talked to the boss wants to tell you something something big I know a fat lady is going to cross my path kill over and crush me to death just the same I think he might have a hot line up there I'm going to make an appointment for you Benny uh dear Martin I didn't sleep that night the wizard ringing in gave me terrible indigestion it was just as well my doorknob was being turned very slowly [Music] one more move and I shoot [Music] hello I'm the lar star Ranger and I'm Buck Jones when's your birthday Buck don't give me all that astrology crap I only wanted to buy you a birthday present what a night shirt I flipped off the light and showed her the door I had my pride move over next morning I went to meet The Clairvoyant outside dant's Barber Shop Deno promised his friends would be there to protect me he seemed to have a lot of friends it's difficult to tell these days I got there early took a shave and waited for the Clair voy morning morning yes sh he was wearing a dirty Mac minosh Clairvoyant usually do they make up for it with ritzy titles like wizard Oracle magician they do okay living off people's fears and superstitions s King yeah Dr D I felt uneasy he had eyes like bloodshot oysters I feel hostility you don't trust me I make predictions you see they come through December Queen of England catch cold January riots in Japan many people go to Australia February the pope gets called Preston Gilbert when did he catch cold someone tried to kill him he wants to know when you told him sure yesterday he kept the date what else he gave me something to get feelings from what thing seor Gilbert didn't pay his last money oh really how much 50,000 five five money you mean you want money now I give you good value May trouble in Africa June plenty people leave Australia July Pilgrim See Vision of General the G at lured hold it hold it the Preston Gilbert doit yourself thrill it inside were the things Gilbert had given The Clairvoyant to get psychic feelings from a photograph of a Hunting Party taken about 10 years before Gilbert I recognized the others were just faces anybody's the the address of a man in mandron a village near the coast and The Faded newspaper photograph of a young girl with the name torn away what messages the fortune teller was meant to get from that pile of junk God only knew who was in the hunting Squad Senor Gilbert not tell me nothing what did Gilbert want with you one of these men tried to kill him he wants to know which and the girl I know nothing I say goodbye and I say hello and a girl Wizard and the girl and the girl the girl is [Applause] dead she looked like a distant relative of Rocky martiano it seemed her honor was on the missing list so was her cash I got the feeling it was too late to retrieve either [Music] for me things were Beginning to Look up I now had some leads to follow an address and a photograph of a dead girl that brought me back to the late Preston Gilbert the wakes at our place Preston will be pleased his face rang a bell a warning Bell I'd seen it staring at from a thousand posters all over town but I'd also seen it somewhere else is that Chipola yes that's when it hit me Chipola was one of the men with Preston Gilbert in the hunting photograph that was only the start there was more to come Banker Taylor Soldier sailor they were all in the photograph who are all these others they used to shoot together with him or at him now I knew how how the princess had met her prince on a bore hunt with Gilbert Chipola and the film star had been friends until Betty switch beds Preston couldn't have liked that too much three wives down and two to go at last the jigsaw was fitting together see you later but there was still one important piece missing the one that explained why these pillars of the establishment were so nervous of Gilbert talking what was the Scandal that worried the Law and Order Brigade I decided to cut out of the funeral and follow up The Address given me by my friend with the oyster [Applause] [Music] eyes the [ __ ] crowing made me uneasy it was too near Easter for comfort [Music] the [Music] a [Music] [Music] for [Music] [Music] Mr lepri Mr [Music] lepri the whole town seemed to be in the grip of a fatal disease lock jaw I took my beer outside and wondered what it was like here on Sundays the air in that place had the musty smell of dried up dreams it was a ghost town second class two crossed coffins in the Michelin guide the old man fixed me with his eyes we dialed each other's numbers and got straight through he looked like a retired gunman who drew too late twice he knew that I knew he'd never played the the fruit machines again I began to wish I'd stayed with the funeral I looked at the stranger and knew that nobody' believe me g bo Mr lepri Le do you speak English a little would you like a drink no who told you that Senor lepri lived here someone in the city and what do you want from sor lepri business you don't live here for 10 years are you American English I fed with partisans during war where did lepri go you know why he go no come with [Music] me [Music] as a driver The Stranger left much to be desired another arm for a [Applause] start every time he changed gear my san vanished you know I'm a mayor of town oh really where are we going I will show you I am a communist you communist no what are you I am an imperialist Lackey you see Mama right on top till the end the's got 5,300 bucks for this use the still from Angels Never Dies the B you like it Mama hell of a work of art ain't it Mama the beach was too remote for tourists the sand was golden and the sea blue but I miss the bikinis the smell of sun oil and frying flesh it was a long way from my own backyard and a deck chair marked king that's why Senor Ley left that his daughter Silvana found here Dead all [Music] naked is this [Music] her you know her no not who she was bued in the sand here shepher find her early in the morning it's windy sees her hand waving how did she die heart a heart attack yes Hunting Party in gangbang that newspaper headline hit me right between the legs I remembered it from years ago the girl had been found dead in mysterious circumstances there were rumors of orgies in a nearby hunting lodge but the stories had fizzled out not murder no it all fitted the girl's heart had given way under the strain Chipola Gilbert and the others must have panicked and bued her here the picture was almost complete only one face was missing the one who ordered the priest did the police find out who buried her here never do you know yes who capitalis and lepri left soon afterwards him very ashamed of his daughter he got much money from someone and left Village to go to North where did the money come from he never tell he paid to keep quiet he was a such a good communist now he is a fascista I got shot that's tomato ketchup I got shot o I'll tell you later come on come on make for the truck come on come on come on get it show you thank God you're mechanically minded can you drive no [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] okay sod off Nanny sod [Music] off [Music] ah Miller that costume might just get you through those Pearly Gates but I doubt [Music] it remember that thou art pulp and unto pulp thou sh return a fitting epar for Jack Francis Miller priest lecturer and drag [Music] queen I looked across the beach for help no one a sudden pain bit deep into my leg I'd been hit blood was pouring out like a burst water man I sank to the sand ripping my shirt off as I went I remember it clearly it was a a present from my wife that shirt saved my life which wouldn't have pleased her I used it as a tour it was like turning off a tap I dragged myself across the Miller's [Music] but a present for you mama from me scream in the dark on the Run cold sweat that's the one one more move fso and I'll pump you full of lead beautiful ain't it Mama's already shaking hands with his maker you like it and it ain't General Motors I know you'd like it m you need six sense I'll always have him for a sack on the coffin I'm sweating kid I thought you'd appreciate cold sweat [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] all [Applause] hello ladies are you enjoying yourselves thank you very much I'm so glad you could [Music] come what kind of a bird is that it's a falcon [Applause] thank you I'll get you you bastards look everyone he's killed a priest and how are we today mind your own business what's the matter with him you're second they were caught literally with their pants down the girl died on them how'd you know I know they thought that Gilbert had talked to me that's why they tried to murder both of us you're heading for an asylum buddy you really think they'd killed just because they made a girl that's no crime for some people it is why would a creepy old politician like Chipola jump on the Law and Order bandwagon he'd really be sick if this Scandal ever broke cover Mr King I'd forget that if I were you what just forget it you go around talking that kind of crap and you really rock the boat a lot of important people are involved drop it piss off if you don't I'm going to get them to put you on a murder rap yeah whose's murder Miller how reckless driving you know I never murdered Miller so you bastard that's the way it is Bright Eyes just like a house of cards pull one away the lot Falls I've been told to make sure you just don't do that so shut up and enjoy yourself come back here you yellow F I want to kick your teeth in come on back you Tower Mr King you should learn to control yourself the doctor says you'll have to stay here a bit till you're completely recovered take take his advice will you they're nice people respectable get [Music] me nurse quickly please nurse [Music] n [Applause] [Music] he what do you call them again proofs read them to us darling he reads his own works so beautifully don't you agree um yeah I slammed my fist into his face as hard as I could there was the sound of crunching bone blood splattered everywhere like a burst watermate stop I swung round and found myself looking at Prince Chipola and the bottomless black eyes of a hunting [Music] Ro black thoughts were transmitted I put my hand on her excuse me what I'm going toave this see bab is I rolled over gripping the aristocrat's boot as I went sto he toppled like a stone statue I lashed down my [Music] and when the prince bounced on the ground he was dead stop and his blood wasn't blue stop stop it was the same as yours and mine stop I felt better stop that's all I remember chapter 13 outside I hailed a cat its tires screeched on the hot tarmac as it Drew up follow that car I said leaping in where do you get your ideas from Mickey I'll get the bastards [Music] yet oh I wish one leg the [Music] n

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Length: 95min 32sec (5732 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 23 2023