I called up these scammers in India who claim to be from Microsoft Tech support they try to connect your computer Install a nasty virus on it, and then keep control of it for a ransom I ended up staying on the line with this guy for over an hour Because wasting these scammers time is my way of protecting innocent people from these scumbags. Here are some highlights from our ridiculous interaction. Enjoy. Thank you for phoning Microsoft How can I help you? What is your name again? My name is Bill Stewart, can you help me with your name? Yeah, it's Abdul, Abdul Abdul Yeah, right. So what is the problem you're facing that you are getting pop-ups I'm opening my computer here all the time you know I don't know if it's like I got a bad virus or spy or something you know my friend tried to explain to me But every time I open the lid there is like Like really nasty stuff. I'm like on my screen man So there would be a cost involved that would be around $300 to go ahead and check it if you want I can go ahead and check it right now Can you work with me on the pricing can we do like 150 maybe? 150 would be for one time fixer, but with three... 300 it will be for three years Okay, let's do it Let's do it alright So just look at your keyboard on the left hand side in the bottom you will see a window key there Yeah, I have to open my computer first -should I open it? Yes, sir you have to open it. Let's see I'm going to open it uhh... Oh my God again man it's doing the videos and the all the pictures What are you seeing? Hello Can you just go ahead and play the voice again? Yeah? Right now it is frozen on the goat You know goat? yeah, I know a goat. So that is why it is making noises like a goat. Whenever I open the computer there is like a nasty video- you understand? Like it’s not nice. And what do you see, a porn video? Like people just doing stuff with animals you know just- Is there a goat? Which the other animals are trying to fuck? No! There is one guy he keeps putting his dick inside za goat and I open the computer and it kind of pops up over and over again so I don’t know if it’s like a nasty virus or what- That would be- that would be Abdo, you are the guy who put your dick inside the goat. Come on man, I thought you were the one trying to help me remove za virus. Are you trying to insult me now or what? yes, I’m trying to insult you Can you do me a favor? Can you do me a favor? Can you just- can you say goat again please? What goat? *laughs* eh za- za way you say goat it’s like- it’s so funny man like za way you say it- it’s so nice. Can you say goat? Goooat, goaat I think you are an Arabian. Yeah I am- I am actually from Egyp. You are from Egypt? yeah, where-where are you from? you are- I am from India. Oh well what’s Habibi, you want to be my Habibi? No, I am asking you. What is el habibi? Every Arab says el habibi *Arabic sounding noises* Again, saying mah mah mah What are you saying my brother help me please. Why are you fucking your goat? Fuck your wife? My brother, what k- I thought you were Microsoft why are you so unprofessional? I am not Microsoft sir. Let me be very clear to you I am not Microsoft. But you pick up the phone, you say “hello this is Microsoft” I am the next CEO of Google and I will fuck Egypt. I will just go ahead and just blast a missile there. wow. I love goooooat. I love gooooat. So you like za goat? You like to hear goat from my mouth so I’m saying gooooat. Oh, I like it. Why your brother is fucking the goat? You don’t find any girls there? You don’t have a job? Why are you calling me? Why are you disturbing me again and again? My brother- No-no do you know how much it costs to us? *laughter* you want me to feel bad for you? No, yes! You have to feel bad for me. Oh really, why is that? Because you-you’re like a good honest man or what? I am not a good honest man I know you are not man so I don’t feel bad for you at all Will you be nicer to me if I’m Indian? I don’t like Indian as well. But my friend I am like you brother, right? Like you are my brother, I am your brother, why don’t you like it? You only like the goat? Yes I only like goat. What? What is your real name? Michael Smith! Michael Smith *laughs* Yeah, but you are- just like you! You’re Bill Stewart, I am Michael Smith, right? Michael Smith Yeah, you silly goose! Right? You silly goose, you’re so silly! Ask people Monday, Tuesday I like to be Michael Smith, Wednesday Thursday Friday I am Bob Baker right? So who is your boss? Your boss pays you to talk to people just like kind of hanging out? Yes! Yes! Must be nice, man shit! Its me, I am the boss You have a very good life, right? That you are living? You are working in a cubicle all day trying to pick up calls and trying to trick the people? You must be so happy man you must be so happy! Soooooo happy right? goooooooat, goooat, goat. Goat I just put the line to my boss He will tell you- *mumbles* motherchode yeah, let me- let me talk to that benchode man let me talk to- Aye yo Ranjeet, where you at my dog? sorry? Dere we go wassup my dude how you doin’ I’m doing fine, how are you? I’m good, thank you. Well I'm just asking you very politely- why are you wasting our time? Wh-why-what is it that you are calling for I’m afraid I am not able to understand Damn- damn man. You-You like wait hold up like you definitely like the tip top manager right? Like you the supervisor I can tell, you got to the third or fourth English class when everybody else was in like English one or two. Okay, thank you for that but you know I'll appreciate if you'll agree- you know if you'll let us do the business and you can do your work and we can be at our work I gotchu, hold up though real quick I understand man but the thing is my job man. Like exposing scammers and stuff like y’all bitches over there like this is my job so like imma have to call back you know what I’m sayin’? So what is it that you want from us now? I guess I’m just curious man like you know my mom like she was struggling like she ain’t got no money and y’all called her and talked to her like she had a virus and talked to her about like taking some money and y’all robbed her ass man so like she on the street right now man! We do not- we do not take money from the poor. Yes we do take money- we do scam but we do not take money from the poor. C’mon now whatchu mean you don’t take money from the poor? Tell me this: what’s the checks and balances right? Like do you ask them what’s you annual income? Lemme make sure you can afford this or how do you check? Well uhm before we fetch money we definitely- we have a conversation for 40 minutes, when you have a conversation with somebody for that long- 30 minutes, you are able to make out and understand whether the person is rich or not. Or whether or not he can afford it or not. I gotchu man but like- maybe that’s what lets you sleep at night but I’m telling you I called in before- And I talked for less than five minutes and immediately he said okay I can come there for $300- I said, you know what I told him? I said money is tight right now, I am real broke how about $150 And he said oh we can do $150 but that is only for one time. For $300 you get three years. So like come on man don’t lie to my face like that! If you apologize to my mama I might stop callin y’all. Alhabibi I will not apologize I love goooat oh, damn you transfer me back man but come on let me talk to the supervisor- He knows English better than you! What now supervisor? This is now Billy Stewart Oh my goodness You mother chode Listen, listen, tell me my friend look- *hangs up* *laughs* My god, man I can’t believe these people but thank y’all for watching, share this video with your friends and family so they never fall for this scam Yeah! These scamming asshole guys need to be stopped! Fo sho. Hit subscribe if you new, and we’ll see y’all next week
