Prisoner

hey hey you me that's right you want to know how I got in here okay it all started when I was assaulted by the Walmart door greeter what yeah this co-worker felt threatened I I saw him running at me out of the corner of my eye holding a gigantic zucchini did he hit you with it he threw would that be like a boomerang and on the return flight of that zucchini it's giving my beard and got zucchini junk on it gross super gross it was then that a war had begun and I was a lone soldier but the Rambo kind a teeth reference but the Jason Bourne kind did you forget your ID right the Mission Impossible Gaiden - hunt can I wasn't long before - morbleu vested villains bending vegetables by to vex me with vengeance one of them threw a sausage lasso around my neck while the other one bowled a frozen turkey a turkey a 32 pound butterball but I wasn't ready to give up so I loaded him full of LED LED turned him into a fishing line sinker what that's right I give him a let diet that didn't agree with him more than the daily recommended a lifetime recommended value but lots of salmon laminas Heine so I bit the sausage last off my neck and I did a double backflip to avoid the turkey then what well the bowler had put some spin on the turkey so it came around and knocked out one of my legs so did he strike you down nobody bowled another turkey and it pinned my leg so you got a spare no he got a turkey I got a spare tire I picked it up and I threw it at one guy bounced off him and hit the other guy and then a third guy and it bounced like ten times it was amazing it's like a pinball machine are you one of the people of Walmart's yeah what does that mean never mind huh how did you get on my way out I tripped over that gigantic zucchini gross super gross that's when I blacked out I suspect they found me there and brought me here to this prison but this is a library but the why are there security guards I'm gonna browse for a while oh my

Channel: Divine Comedy

Views: 69,176

Rating: 4.9252338 out of 5

Keywords: byu, divine comedy, james perry, adam berg, hbll

Id: 1f3GeNRb7rQ

Length: 3min 21sec (201 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 10 2013