Poorly-Aged 90s Commercials

[Music] chocolate no introducing jello stir and snack pudding chocolate a whole new way to snack chocolate don't worry i'm making you a cup of this new stuff stir i need a snack jello pudding my own cup of rich creaminess new jello stirring snack now you can have pudding one cup at a time you got any vanilla i can do that [Music] if you can stir you can tweak [Music] understand life [Music] read dianetics by l ron hubbard the owner's manual for the human mind for only 5.95 it's a great investment and leave old inefficient ways of doing business behind with new ways to find and share information at t can streamline the way you do business so there's no limit to what you can do when i joined halliburton i knew i was going to work on some big things we put out a few fires at work once ran into a small challenge of getting some supplies to our troops we built bridges schools all over the world but the biggest thing serving our troops good old american food great phil just a little closer to home [Music] halliburton proud to serve our troops you've got this huge customer they're so huge sometimes they don't even know when they've received a shipment whose problem is this yours that's why you ship ups because only ups captures signatures electronically then you can use ups online tracking software to see your customers actual signature so when they say we never got it you can say not only did you get it but uh you don't dodge your eyes ups online are you connected yet [Music] miss fogle no denying your body's changed over the years yes sir this committee must know did you ingest anything that helped create this change in your physique yes go on usually a six inch turkey breast sub for lunch and a foot long veggie delight for dinner you get those over the counter yes at a subway restaurant what is this we're gonna need more evidence am i free to go they came across country by wagon and settled in mana iowa whatever they needed they made by hand made it the best it could be that same fundamental is still practiced today in amana iowa the home of amana appliances araytheon company whatever you make you make it the best it can be raytheon where quality starts with fundamentals [Music] welcome analysts the result has been a disappointing performance welcome analysts this was a challenging fiscal year for the company due to unpredictable weather earnings are down welcome analysts but as everyone knows you can't predict the weather there's nothing you can do about it [Music] would you like one of these i think a tic tac is clearly better than a certs oh yeah no really with only one half calories tic tac freshens your breath just as well as that does oh yeah let's see hmm i'm almost convinced oh right right right i am convinced tic-tac i'm gone i'm history the incredible one and a half calorie breath [Applause] you okay i'm fine let's go hold on where are you i'm in new york who am i hey coach and who are you i'm batman sit down you don't understand i'm batman i do i do not going anywhere for a while grab a snickers hello good citizen my name is batman you could be my assistant would you like that would you like to ride with batman now this is the fear snake the most venomous snake in the world one bite from him and it's all over ah no worries mate luckily we've had the andy venom sent from america via fedex in my line of work if you're not absolutely sure you're absolutely dead oh crikey it appears we've used a different courier who hasn't arrived yet it's okay because hi i'm rick titus the host of driver's talk radio looks like you have a lot of trouble your caravan seat weighs a ton let me show you this ford freestar sure i think on a daily basis you're gonna find this a lot easier to live with come check this out just one hand okay i'm depressed i just bought that caravan i understand here's someone who helped me when i was really depressed therapist no actually a ford dealer come on i'll help you with that scene the all-new ford freestyle if you haven't looked forward lately look again i don't know how you do it i put together some really impressive deals but this thing you've pulled off it's amazing a big and tasty for just a dollar how do you do it what's your secret got a buck you're in luck because you can get a delicious beefy big and tasty and the chicken sandwich and lots of your other favorites on mcdonald's dollar menu every day together grimace we could own this town weeding again hey bob huh why not do it once do it right why is your head in the ground i'm gonna watch roundup kill these roots hey this is spike's area bob roundups can be used where kids and pets will play and breaks down into natural materials since roundup kills the root what's not coming back bob the weed you betcha bob come on down and take a peek can i square one sure bob this is my body and i can do whatever i want to it i can push it study it [Music] tweak it listen to it everybody wants to know what i'm on what am i on i'm on my bike busting my ass six hours a day what are you on get out those championship rings those mvp things we're gonna score a jillion points or more because we're together now and you know what we're hungry for i'm hungry for a mcdonald's triple cheeseburger extra value meal super size just 39 cents more for more drinks and more fry and the dream team 2 cup when you're super sized supersize any extra value meal for a puny price after lunch that world championship will taste nice what you want is what you get at mcdonald's today will you help me you

Channel: Microsoft Sam

Views: 2,172,769

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Id: y9vZwAtkJfA

Length: 8min 30sec (510 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 24 2021