Please Don't Destroy - Pimp My Ride - SNL

-The idea is that he's afraid of the stairs. -Uh-huh. -And so -- -Hey, janitor guy, you're three hours late, man. -I'm sorry, Mikey. My car broke down and it's too expensive. -Oh, your car broke down? Oh, no. That makes me sad. Not! Let's go. I got trash to empty out. -Oh, my God. Poor Sergei. -It's just not fair, man. That dude works harder than anyone here, and his car is busted? I think I know how we can help. ♪♪ -Sergei, wait. Don't get on that bus. -But I have to go home. -Well, wouldn't you rather drive? -We saw you were struggling, and it just wasn't right. -Thank you. -So we teamed up with the crew over at West Coast Customs to pimp your ride. - ♪ So wanna be a player ♪ ♪ But your wheels ain't fly ♪ -♪ Gotta pimp my ride ♪ -What have you done? -Now, Sergei, I'll be the first to admit we don't know much about you. But we do know you're our janitor. Which is why we turned your van into a fully customized trash wagon. A fresh paint job, new decals, and a custom vanity plate. -Cleaning is just job. -Huh? -Since we know Sergei is the king of clean, we replaced his front bumper with a Swiffer WetJet. -We also tricked this thing out with three LCD monitors, two subwoofers, and because we heard you like cooking borscht, check out the center console -- we put in a Crockpot. -[ Laughs ] -And we know how much you love driving around your big-ass family, but they're going to have to find a new ride because we replace their seats with a bunch of mop buckets. -For what purpose? -Sergei, we also got a very special message from the GOAT of "Pimp My Ride" himself, Xzibit. -'Sup, guys? Xzibit here. Just wanted to let you know, whatever you do, do not drive that [bleep] car. -Ooh, ooh, turn that off. -So this one was hard, but, uh, we heard you were going to college at night. We know tuition isn't cheap, so we made a couple calls. We turned your side-view mirror into a DVD player. -Oh! -Oh! -Mother [bleep] -Sergei, what's wrong, man? Do you not like the trash wagon? -Does it even drive? -Brother, you tell me. -Sergei survived the explosion and successfully sued Ben, Martin, John, and Xzibit for $50 million. -♪ You've gotta pimp my ride ♪ - I am in no way associated with any of this [bleep]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Id: yA0hoxZCSAY

Length: 3min 11sec (191 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 22 2024