Playing like we're pros again in Road to SSL on Rocket League

yo yo what is up guys rizzo winston's here how are you guys doing today we're back with this episode three of road to ssl episode three road to ssl my rant my rankings it says i'm unranked in everything but i'm like grand champ two like if you if you watch naruto like you know when rocklee pulls off his weights that's really what this is like wait how how's uh he drops his weights and then wins the fight or he doesn't even win the fight he like breaks even but like yeah who has the weights on the weights was on rock lee he had like 80 000 pounds of weights on no but in this situation of rocket league who has the weight i'm saying jonathan sanders oh the weights for both of us okay also this guy's like uh champ that guy well he's 1367. yeah okay if we lose this i might actually retire again if we lose this uh the recording's done you know that's for sure wait there's never another day good luck stu i'm dead oh my god oh my that guy's not 1300 i've been playing fifa lately i know how to pass i figured it out again oh yeah a lot pass a lot past mid faking okay not what i want oh my god he's gone he's a psycho he's about to roll him no nice oh he's going he said he's a maniac he's a maniac oh no whoa i've no boost you're so sick thank you stu sean what's up he's a maniac i'm telling you guys give me this boost oh you go cringe i got your back oh sorry i know i can't say that works if he looks at the dub what cringe yeah i can't say an oath or something no i just everybody everybody yelled at me in episode one when i was saying cringe 100 times every second you were saying cringe yeah it was kind of crunchy oh okay oh god do you it was oh my god it's okay he's gonna miss he's gonna miss yes okay wait which one is the chance oh it's that other guy what i just went through his car no kids i got his boost taking taking oh my oh you're getting chased no sure no he's not this guy's yes sir yes sir and i bumped him and i bumped him there we go nice wait is that really a thing is that a quick shot yeah yeah i always had i always had bumping on and then i realized that nice bump was a thing and i was like why don't i have nice football that's way more dude i thought that was a macro i thought you said that yourself no i know right i never knew it was in the game and then i looked i was like you know what let me let me look at my quick chats let me see if i can adjust something and i saw that i was like wow that's god's here yeah let me show toxic let me see if i can be more toxic let's see what we got yeah of course i gotta rip the brand i'm stuck with one thing you know about to get breezed on by the 1300 can't believe i'm saying yeah 1300's learn breezies for 100 [ __ ] nowadays oh nice too don't flip i don't flip endless pain don't even sweat it buddy that's it oh i got slammed could be spooky i'm gonna go i got it i touched it right no shot no you didn't touch it oh my god no wait no way just ghosts did you get it dad yeah one more holy he has that i guess he's up i got you thank you stu i'm yeah i'm good okay he's afraid that might not be good oh you kind of choked that i'm not gonna cap no so i got my boost i got i'm so low okay wait yo where are the corners going dude this is crazy some ratatouille [ __ ] someone out here sneaking around grabbing all the boost some red chewie oh god who's gonna be who could it be dude i found the crowd oh my god oh that's what it was that's crazy i can't believe that thirteen hundreds is that going back right okay okay listen realistically there's zero chances to get 1300 oh try to fake him go again yeah i'm saying you feel me oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah oh my goodness listen fake it figure go live okay trust it always works yeah i'll just always just quickly shoot it you know what i'm saying real quick uh didn't go in yeah it's kind of lucky oh how'd you score this yes i got lucky yeah i got okay these doubles though like you know i i wasn't sure if i should turn my monitor wrong because like i'm against kind of low rank so like oh i got one it was a handicap to start with now if they take it again like later okay yeah oh [ __ ] oh my gosh yeah yeah yeah it gets cracked no big deal oh i got boob though afraid this guy's shaking in his boots he doesn't want to move up for a pass ever oh i gotta boost by the way good luck okay yeah it's whatever i just wish to save it yeah yeah yeah i'm easy for the wrist man yeah defensive match right off the ceiling by the way i'm just gonna yeah i see you okay love you sue oh yeah yeah that's crazy we were calling him lucky earlier too then he said we're lucky i don't know that's kind of weird it's so easy mechanical no problem kids are bad you know they talk trash they're like the best players in north america like what do you expect faking [Laughter] faking i've noticed [Music] uh 16 12. okay so mine says yeah mine says 1649 plus nine and if i do my math correctly that is uh 1658. climbing the ranks right catch up i'm still i'm still sort of unranked i'm still bugged but i'm pretty sure you guys don't even play anymore probably because you got bullied by you so much you just stop me what about you hello what do you mean how did i ever bully him what that's capped hey could you record this script here it says after the failure of rizzo esports he was on take three not rizzo esports well same thing no it's not same thing they're both rizzo esports i just have orcs or just flying out my pocket fake yeah good fake oh my god i got boobs get 50 kid yeah good 50. wow you actually just dusted him yeah that kid is probably depressed he's like i didn't know i could get dusted like that whoa no way i didn't get him just used sue all right i'm back now dead okay well this is a [ __ ] strat i'm pitching it get mid are you yeah oh my god you didn't trust dude no i did it just like he was ready you trusted more than i did he just it was just a believer i guess i'm missing this by the way oh okay i'm retreating i think we're screwed though no he actually missed no it's fine i got it i gotta go oh all right i'll just go [ __ ] myself i guess faking thoughts oh my god oh my god i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm not god defense god defense lock it down god defense go knock it down mustard never mind psyche poppy sorry oh sorry everybody that was like an opposite musty yeah i just split dude there's a ketchup backboard oh wait he reads that dusty that's all you said lord have mercy on that man no i missed the boost can i take this i'm taking it go the other way no leave leave oh he's there wait no he's not controlled oh no oh oh my god good luck to you good luck you're getting bumped oh yeah yeah give me that he's gonna angle i actually feel it he looked like he was ongoing wait there's no boost still no oh i can't go i messed up hopefully he thinks he's sick yeah i think this is funny to me yeah yeah make games easy you know i spit on them i just i spit that [ __ ] up here face ah salvia big fan guys cringe dude upstairs nice nice nice nice yeah yeah i'm zero oh we're ready i'm waiting on the middle i have zero brusso all you i'm across i'm retreating retreating i love it oh god i'm dead i'm dead psych idiot red red right i was like what did you mean i was like red does that mean like stop like green light red light oh my god [ __ ] the elementary school dude no we got my boost i'm i'm zilch i know we're good we're good i'm cool japanese i'm getting chased he's in my in my net we're good we're good we're good you can't do anything i love you all you i'm pretty driving for jumping left okay yeah yeah back to me though yeah that's it oh oh it worked that worked right here it's like please dude actually i can't i actually can't believe how good we are at those i feel like we do that way too often we actually do it's just the pre-jump meta now like over the years of practice of me just monkeying it eventually actually paid off it only took 10 years yeah we learned so watch this okay [Laughter] good luck stew i'm on the way back i'm pre-jumping him yeah no way you [ __ ] on him that's how i'll be yeah yeah i just flipped through he's still mad i'm upfield he's up no he's wait upfield no boost good luck he's gonna he's gonna fake that give me that yeah no i appreciate that you're not getting this either okay i'm back with that i'm back with none okay where's your boost don't throw i want a dude i want this that's all so bad oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah what what is that a bug did you just see that visual bug because i did that can't be right i just think i'm sick oh [ __ ] that's so weird oh also i'm i'm pretty sure and still wasn't in and i angled it again oh whatever bro is it oh my you did it it wasn't no it wasn't that i think that was it but you did almost double on goal that would have been impressive yeah that would have been sick been working on this i uh might have missed so yeah go for that i'm already right wow wow kids cringe oh god oh god nice oh that's crazy that's kind of cringe that is cringe that one's cringe i'll give you that fake yeah oh yeah yeah where do you want it uh forward sure that was right that's right give me this watch this no way this man forgot his directions pass back flick like a booger give me this boost no way you got that boost is it in yeah easy we don't lose is it the first game no second game right how's the second game wow yeah can't lose we haven't lost a game yet like ever do you know literally today i asked is there a grand champ four yeah no like that's what i'm saying like do people actually know these things like are there ranks aside from ssl i assume so yeah i don't i'll call my kids so bad that's kind of crazy like could you imagine like being in any other rank yeah i could imagine it no i couldn't imagine no i'm gonna say all right no no more bad kickoffs for me watch this i'm stuck right all right it's a good kickoff oh i'm zero i'm pretty jumping not pretty jumping kiss us yeah yeah yeah yes sir yeah yeah one oh do you yeah thank you okay okay nice oh no power get his boost no way no shot that just happened right where did you get it where are you no i didn't get it it's spawning right i hit it back nevermind i hit it right i'm left if you can get a left pinch ah i chose that hold that shoulder really bad wait it's open i missed okay i'll go back i can't no he's your mouse i uh i lagged metro yes you to me beat him oh i didn't trust sorry nah i was scared i said he missed i get it no money sir i'm taking my boost okay i got the back i mean me me me me me taking fake faking no bad 50. i thought this guy is no boost the mystic guy i think oh 1v1 mono e mano close my eyes i double jump flipping uh yeah give me a sec i'm hitting it back and i score oh [ __ ] wait i got it is this awkward oh i'll be back i bumped him back left i'll get this well i'll get his way again i got oh you i'm bumping me now hold on take your time he wait he's [ __ ] he's [ __ ] he's not right he's not back i just trolled so hard dude i can't do anything get a baby no rainbow are people saving my shots this guy jumped too bad so lucky there's no boost now i think i'm under you flip your set no way you got that [ __ ] nice there i got no jeez i get ramped up dude no way i'm just going to shoot it bump him faking no shot what the [ __ ] oh my god i got it i got his boost i'm bumping he's there he's dressing yeah yeah i got none i can't go yet hold on okay i'm waiting for you to do right to you left i mean i don't know which direction i'm looking at your girl i'm a cross i'm a cross i got it okay i'm mopping he's on back wall no i can't bump anyone they always just hide back walls they hide oh my god that's so cringe oh i hate it i hate it i hate it i should have just arrived i'm faking the thing i'm oh i should stay mid [ __ ] me just said [ __ ] the boost couldn't blow them back yeah i need back face get hold on i'm gonna flick okay about them all i'm getting bumped by other guy oh my god okay i'm mid nice okay holy [ __ ] i see there's no way he has it oh what i should touch oh you though he's up cringe what why why oh my god you got it baby oh oh my god they play like such [ __ ] actually facts actual factual reason i just said no way uh whatever bro whatever there nah this is wonderful this is wonderful i'm actually telling you it's one of those dudes they're so bad you just know they'll lit up a goal like because they think they're cocky like this they literally they literally rolled better rng like i don't know what i don't know what we could do listen hit it four i score okay fine i had one damn job [Music] oh my god okay we're good faking it's all you i'm low boost but i'll figure out what to do with it this game is so bad oh my god i got it bottom right oh my god and they always just land on it too why is he waiting i don't know they always just land on [ __ ] too it's like it's just randomly 50s and they're just in like i don't dude these kids are garbo they actually are i feel like i have to tell them that they're garbo nah it's whatever it is before there's four no really yeah they're just forfeit let's give it just get me out i think i just got i got a lot of no though you know no no just get me out stop holding me stop holding me [Music] so they know they're [ __ ] garbo just just stop holding me hostage listen give me back get get a rematch get her there's literally a free win sir the [ __ ] you stop dude hurry the [ __ ] up they're about to actually get farmed oh my crap my shoulders too it's over oh let me oh yes it's it's chalk for them actually actually let me take a nap i don't need to sit up for this taking oh yeah yeah hi you know what he hasn't noticed so there is it i got okay he's just waiting he's demoing me i'm taking the boost bang i shot him yeah let's go yep yep yep yeah i mean you know bronze players don't know what it's like to be good so i'm going to [ __ ] show them today back left back left is this profile picture oh no okay i thought that professor was slicker and i realized that's reckless dude oh my g what is that oh i used to i'm trying to get mid but it's not gonna be there yeah he just [ __ ] i'm getting the other one letting me and you got the boost pain yeah all right again nice i think he has that i'm gonna fake are you behind me oh no now i am try it again i can't go i can't go he's not here yet yeah let me get mister i'm going that's fine oh i missed sexual no no yeah yeah yeah yeah love that of course oh guys up off the ceiling i hit it above them open nice yeah yeah yeah bang nice let's go dudes dude got it back they think they're slick trying to pre-jump man i'm gonna hit it over you [ __ ] idiot get the [ __ ] down i'm i'm not faking never mind they're onto it yeah i know they know i'm gonna get a space i gotta go i have popping for you oh [ __ ] that's good no one's up no come on i'm behind you waiting what though it's 50 like oh i didn't i [ __ ] he's fine popping yeah he's up i'll just let him i got it okay one's behind you trying to bump you ah that's i'm dead i got it my god no watch it watch it dude i actually just combed everything nah nah that's nasty nah that that's [ __ ] worthy no that's nasty that's nasty i i had to do it i coombed everywhere i combed everywhere that's crazy holy [ __ ] my chairs soaked all of a sudden oh i almost did it to him again i hit off the floor i love that do you yeah love that too i'm just loving things right now oh i almost went in there i'll be mid isn't it clear yeah i'm buying you a bit yeah there you go get it take your time to get down while he's rushing once behind you okay again i got it yeah [Laughter] not going to go for a bomb risky biz yeah oh what the [ __ ] that was selling up here this guy's no boost dude better oh dude okay i got none you want to stay with us stay with it yeah yeah i'm midnight 30. oh my god that would have been a god pass oh uh you go you are take corner take a corner eyes up one's up oh no try get my bad i should have kept going nice good stew it's good listen up back around back right all right right in your lap let me focus he might be on that ah cringe i must say one more dude pinch oh i got it i wonder i want your left i got it so actually low boost low boost taking solo oh so close that's my bed you go yeah it's in oh oh kiss me yeah like like you're confident i'm telling you it's in like you know top right i'm scoring oh yeah that was nice good angle course back left of course yeah of course back what did i love you forever got you stew yeah dude do you [ __ ] do it to him oh are your arsenal oh he landed on it i actually had a shot too like it went up too awesome oh my god yeah control that [ __ ] i'm across i got one more should i clear it forward i'm gonna go back i got it yeah just popping for you can't go actually don't go don't go i'll challenge you i'm gonna say backboard i'm watching low yeah i got it he's rushing i get the boost boost leaving or come back dude this kid this kid followed me and went straight for the boost dude yeah i should have been back on me team back i'm left yeah oh you dad come up here again i got bounce yeah nice i'm in that low boost i'm gonna get there boost and head back i'm just stalling okay i'm gonna bump this guy i got it popping for you midfield okay that's pretty bad i got it i'm low just hit me i can maybe stop actually just stall just slow this off i'm going to hit one more yeah yeah pop it mid okay let's go easy you know free you know we win the best of three kids never you know what i'm saying yeah well of course you know the lockers might win one game yeah no they they might they might when they're they're like luck or dog one game yeah they they might roll they might roll better one game but like no i actually i actually hit some some peakage some peekage on that guy yeah yeah that was a clean dribble you actually that kid might have to go and like rethink his life after that like maybe that's my my rethink the hours he put in that's that's what i'm saying yeah yeah he might he might like quit and just actually become a full-time madden player like that's nuts that's crazy yeah all right so what what did we what do we what do we do today we went up uh i went up 21 points let me see not bad not too shabby yeah all right hope you guys enjoyed we'll catch you stu's later peace [Music] you

Channel: Rizzo

Views: 65,369

Rating: 4.9647799 out of 5

Keywords: rocket, league, rizzo, g2, gameplay, game, champ, champion, pro, plays, player, rocket league, Rizzo Rocket League, Rizzo RL, Rocket, League, Pro, Grand, GC, RLCS, Pros, Doubles, Squishy, Muffinz, Sunlesskhan, amustycow, Musty, Jon, Sandman, Squishymuffinz, Rizzo, Sizz, Supersonic, Legend, Map, Modded, RL, Arsenal, road to ssl

Id: m2x7_Q5WKt8

Length: 28min 15sec (1695 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 13 2021