Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Pitch Meeting

so you have a new pirates movie for me yes sir i do so you know how the last one just kind of ended with nothing being resolved yeah that's right jack sparrow died and barbosa returned from the dead and then we just kind of cut to black we sure did sir and by doing that we pretty much ensured that people would come see this one because we kind of violated the concept of what constitutes a movie that's right i remember so what happens in this one oh we're gonna start this one off real strong amazing by hanging a child oh my god what yeah see that bad guy beckett he's just hanging a bunch of pirates and they're gonna start singing a song which for some reason is gonna call on the nine pirate lords to convene oh there are pirate lords yeah it turns out pirates have an intricate political system with lords and kings and both jack and barbosa are pirate lords how'd they become pirate lords unclear but so they need to go get jack from davey jones's locker so he can convene with the other pirate lords how do they plan on getting there well they go get these navigational charts from this other pirate lord in singapore okay so they follow these charts and they suddenly go over this massive waterfall that shows up out of nowhere and that leads them to davey jones's locker the massive waterfall wasn't mentioned on the map no because this way it's a fun surprise for the movie oh nice of the cartographers to consider the audience so then we're gonna meet up with jack and davey jones's locker which is a very strange place oh it is yeah he's got like a bunch of other jack sparrows in there with him and he has a ship and there are a bunch of rocks that are actually crabs so is this like a spiritual place or a physical place yes didn't the kraken swallow him at the end of the last movie what happened there did the kraken poop em out unclear but speaking of the kraken it's gonna die oh man it's gonna be cool to see the kraken get killed that thing was intense yeah definitely gonna happen off screen though oh it kind of just happened in between movies we're gonna see its dead body on the beach though okay so anyway the gang all heads into davy jones's locker to get jack and then they need to figure out how to get back to the land of the living so this is a physical place then because people can physically go between there and the real world yeah except no not really oh i'm very confused so then they managed to get back to the world of the living by flipping their ship at sunset which is how this works for some reason wow so death really isn't permanent in these movies huh it's all very vague sir which allows us to bring main characters back from the dead but also not do that for minor characters their own fault for being minor characters i guess they should have known better for sure so then they're gonna go to the brethren court on shipwreck cove and meet with all the pirate lords and what's gonna happen there oh just a massive scene talking about the pirate code and pirate politics oh yeah the pirates have very strict and intricate rules and everybody has to obey them if there's one thing people know about pirates it's that they're all about rules yeah there's actually going to be a ton of talking in this movie every dialogue scene is going to last about 10 minutes of people explaining who they're backstabbing and why oh did you need to pad the runtime a bit or something nope the movie's going to be three hours long oh my god oh also i thought we could have keith richards cameo as jack's father since johnny depp based the character on him oh that's very exciting what are we gonna have keith do oh you're gonna like this a lot he's also gonna talk about politics extremely fun oh it also turns out that dog that keeps popping up that's his dog wasn't that dog left on the cannibal island at the end of the last movie yeah maybe this dog is magic i don't know we're just going to kind of go all in on the magic stuff because maybe that's what people liked about the first movie hopefully geez i hope that's what they liked about it fingers crossed so then we're also going to find out that that tia dalma lady from the last movie she's actually this goddess named calypso oh and there's this whole thing between her and davey jones where they were in love and she's the reason he cut his heart out pretty unhealthy relationship for sure and so since calypso brought barbosa back from the dead he's gonna release her from her human form which all the pirate lords put her in what does that do oh well she turns into a giant and then a bunch of crabs and then she makes a whirlpool thing you know those do sound like things that may as well happen it's all nautical and magical so it does feel right yeah then there's gonna be this big ship battle against davey jones oh our physics gonna be a thing not at all amazing yeah we're gonna keep doing that thing or if jack sparrow cuts a rope that turns him into spider-man wow wow wow and then we're gonna have this really wacky scene where will and elizabeth they make barbosa marry them in the middle of a big fight weren't they in a weird place after she kissed jack in the last movie what led to them getting over their differences well the movie's almost over sir oh okay yeah gotta wrap that up for sure then so then eventually davey jones is gonna stab will turner in the heart very rude but there's this thing where if you stab davey jones's heart you become immortal but you also have to captain the flying dutchmanship so this is another one of the death loopholes yeah we got a ton of those so then even though jack wanted to be immortal himself he makes will stab the heart to save his life a very considerate stabbing so then the ship sinks but then it pops back up with will as the captain and he has a fun bandana now which i guess he found at the bottom of the seat oh underwater bandanas are tight so then they have to go up against beckett's ship and this thing has cannons on both sides oh man it's gonna be tough to take that down actually it's gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience oh really you see both the flying dutchman and the black pearl attacked from opposite sides so this thing just gets ruined but you said it had a bunch of cannons on both sides yeah but it didn't use them at all why not well cause beckett was busy having one of the coolest looking death scenes ever put to film oh he was he's just gonna slowly and gracefully walk around the ship as every bit of it explodes right behind him after every step and all around him it's gonna look incredible the cannonballs just keep hitting everything but him and the ship being actively destroyed doesn't affect his balance at all yeah well physics and probabilities aren't the thing in this movie also it's gonna look incredible well okay great and so then all the other ships from the east india trading company they're like all right bye then why don't they attack do they not have as many ships as the pirates oh yeah no they have like hundreds more ships than them so then why do they leave well the movie's pretty much done so we're gonna do that thing where when the main ship is destroyed all the other bad guys just aren't a threat anymore oh okay gotcha so then will's gonna impregnate elizabeth oh my god but then because of his new curse he has to leave and he's only allowed to come back on land once every 10 years and there's no way around that nope very sad well i mean we did show davy jones standing in a bucket of water on land earlier so i guess he could do that if he wanted to but will's not gonna do that no he's not gonna do that for some reason well okay then and so that's about it what do you think well i mean it sounds like a nice end to the trilogy you know really close the chapter on these pirates movies right i'm just kidding i'm gonna need you to end this one by setting up a sequel will do sir [Music] hey everybody ryan here hope you enjoyed that video and if you 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Channel: Screen Rant

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Keywords: Pirates of the caribbean, at world’s end, barbossa, calypso, davey jones, disney, elizabeth swann, film, jack sparrow, johnny depp, keira knightley, keith richards, orlando bloom, pirates, pirates movies, pitch meeting, plot holes, ryan george, screen rant, super easy barely an inconvenience, walt disney, will turner, screenrant

Id: gv18hJ4BKkA

Length: 6min 48sec (408 seconds)

Published: Sun May 16 2021