Phoebe Buffay being WEIRD but ICONIC

clients in the waiting room okay do we have to talk like that when they're not around you guys i'm sorry can you please talk a little slower this is going in your book yeah it's about relationships you know the traps the pitfalls what not to do keep going this stuff's great excuse me and how none of it matters when the people really love each other [Music] and how people will believe anything you tell them as long as it's a compliment oh oh my god you're rich no my parents are rich yeah so i gotta die someday hello why do you work here guys it's good money that doesn't change the fact that this is an evil blood-sucking corporate machine well i think this is a great place to work okay are they listening how would i move in with you well that would be great but then what do we do about denise denise my roommate do you have a roommate yes denise denise hey what is with the secrecy phoebe huh and what about this denise is she cute please understand how can you have a roommate that none of us know about maybe because you never listen to anything that i say i talk about her all the time denise hello yeah it's time for your massage yeah put put your face in the hole oh a swedish massage from a real swedish person okay then i'm swedish please don't be a spaceship please don't be a spaceship [Music] oh thank god [Music] huh how could you be beeping i just disconnected you i took out your battery how can you interrupt me yes well from interiors hello this is ross geller's personal physician dr philangi who yeah i discovered that ross forgot to take his brain medicine um now without it uh in the brain of ross uh women's names are interchangeable through no fault of his own oh my god phoebe no not phoebe dr philangi oh no you have it too hello so what's your name it's a normal swedish name ikea but one of them just said that she loved me so i just gave her everything no wonder you're pregnant tell us a little bit about yourself so where are you from um okay well all right um originally i'm from upstate but um then my mom killed herself and my stepdad went to prison so i just moved to the city um i actually lived in a burned out buick lesabre for a while which was okay that was okay until um i got hepatitis you know because this pimp spit in my mouth and but i i got over it and um anyway now i'm a um freelance massage therapist um which you know isn't always steady money but at least i don't pay taxes so where does everyone summer we should probably call me daddy too i like that daddy i uh i was just talking about rachel who is daddy getting angry [Laughter] is daddy gonna spank me okay so this wire is connected to this wire which plugs into here okay so to get the beeping to stop all i have to do [Music] [Applause] well done feet [Applause] and that's the swedish national anthem thank you for asking she says no can i have the ring she's not gonna say no if hey hey give it it's gone [Music] phoebe we're practically kissing do you have a plan i don't even have a play oh my god how did you get back here [Music] fire alarm oh hi officer fireman can i help you you found your fire alarm in the trash chute that's not mine yes it is how do you know the next time you want to dump a fire alarm in the trash chute don't wrap it in a blanket that says property of phoebe buffet not monica susie can i call you susie my name is precious i can't say that you know what you're right i am gonna quit it's time i took my life back good for you phoebes okay if you guys have microphones in there too i didn't mean any of that i love you who i doing to am

Channel: Beau-Marie

Views: 1,790,532

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Id: I2-xcP6Y8Nc

Length: 7min 3sec (423 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 21 2021