PewDiePie's Wedding & YouTube Sues Copyright Troll - H3 Podcast #136

three to welcome one and all to the h3 podcast i'm your host ethan klein and with me my beautiful co-host wife best friend and mom extraordinaire not my mom but our child's mom a klein looking sharp and beautiful as ever today's episode is sponsored by stitch fix stamps calm and hems now guys this is probably one of the best episodes we have ever made so we're not gonna want to miss out not for a single second because we have surprises throughout this episode so if you skip ahead you may miss those surprises now let's start from the top I mean we've got an attenuation of scooter madness you guys know that I've been fascinated with scooters I can't get enough and they keep coming in fascinating so we're gonna be getting to scooter madness as well as shopping for our ultimate scooter and buying it I think we've got big plans for becoming scooter people ourselves as we as we hold them in such high regard no it's usually a disability mobility what wouldn't your disability be that I'm fat which is like 90% of all the people who ride scooters to be honest like that I've got a bunch of videos here they eat on the scooter and then they just get up yeah it's like dude you're just fat like maybe if you walked around you want to need the scooter sorry I don't know if that makes me a fat person hater but if you crashed your scooter and you stand up and walk away from the crash scene maybe you don't need the scooter and are they fat every time yes exactly so in short that's my disability I'm Tobie's but before we get into that I want to show you a product that's really popping off on Twitter why why can't buy a river when you can camp on one which is a interesting question too close and I think and I think I can answer it did you lower this yeah I can come music just in case I'm nice here I'll just cut it yeah so this is a tent that allows you to sleep on the water aka a watery tomb this here is where you are guaranteed to die just imagine okay this is the dumbest thing ever okay you first of all if it gets punctured do you understand that it will deflate in the water and you will be encapsulated in it okay you'll be you will be your base do you know what you're doing you know the mob kills people and like puts them in bags and throws in a river this is basically a convenient way of dumping your own body in the river do you know what I'm saying I feel like it's something that like sounds really awesome but then look at this idiot you exactly how pathetic it is I mean you look like that look at this idiot trying to make it look like convenient so also there's no anchor it's look at this there's no anchor you're just gonna float downriver aimlessly you're gonna hit the bank you're gonna immediately crash into the bank so you might as well be on land you're gonna go wander off into some Rapids probably takes like 5 hours to put this thing together it's gonna be dark when it comes with so it doesn't come with an anchor and it comes with a foot pump to blow this thing up and it costs $2,000 no I would pump my hand do you understand I do just to put in perspective when we did the beach ball video right we had an electric pump and we stood on the side of the road for probably over an hour yeah a foot pump dude I used a hand pump you know our flame thrown that's an hour by hand and that this would take you 20 out more no I noticed this clip going viral lately on Twitter for some reason but I have watched every episode of the Prophet yeah we love that any prophet fan out there would recognize this was on the show yeah and my favorite part about it is that it didn't listen to Marcus Marcus suggested that he changes the name of the companies right now it says Smith fly because he started with like products for fly fishing right so Smith fly but it doesn't make fishing stuff it's just camping stuff now yeah so you said the whole episode was like you got to change the name right and he never changed it but to be frank I don't think the name is the problem here she not I mean like and just you know maybe in defense against Marcus I don't think dropping fly is gonna make them successful out of the name well we'll never know because he never tried it that's a good point um what could possibly go wrong we've got a bunch of literature here let's see but in the end this is so good here watch this scene from the Prophet so they're picking it to like outdoors world or something yeah and so these guys are like start asking basic ask questions like you know it's a point of failure that like we might be introducing does it come with any type of anchors it does not come with an anchor no anchors are pretty specific to what water type you're on it's a weight anchors are specific to what type of water you on what are they going in the ocean you don't you know what I mean if you use that anywhere else on a lathe and ocean if you go on a lake with this how the are you gonna have an anchor you'd have to have like a 200-foot anchor it's River only dude you cheap how do you put a cool upholders in it it has speakers yes or no no we got a hundred million views of it right it's a unique product it's a tough sell I love when they say that we have a hundred million views it's like all right well clearly nobody bought it and now that that viral sensation has passed and you're not successful what do you want me to do well Marcus invested he bought half the company for a million billion dollars for 50% that's a bad investment Marcus no the thing was that the guy who was actually you it was really good at creating this product he has like boats that he makes and they look amazing so if you listen to Marcus it could have turned it into a successful business if you would have just dropped the fly you got to drop the flag Smith why look at Marcus he's like did I waste my money there like problems talking about an anchor man that's such a bad product should we buy it for dumb products mm just drown well bye guys it would be funny to take it out to like a river puncture it and then watch as we die like even with like first aid at the side it would collapse around you do you underst suction sealed no it's fantastic so good luck to Marcus on his 1 million dollar investment who by the way ghosted us on Twitter Marcus was supposed to come on and he goes to me but he's a busy man he's a very serious man in fact kind of shy pull up his Twitter profile no I have no pride like Marcus why am I talking like talking right ela what am i doing that's right come on Ethan have some class you're speaking of the guy indiana's he was considered coming on now you're trying to air the dirty laundry start beef with Marcus right there is no dirty laundry there's beef with me and Marcus house yo okay this is kind of a old clip but I feel like I just now understood oh no it's from this year I just now understood how amazing this clip is so a pass an officer passed away in the line of duty duty not funny in the slightest bit no no no so here's her name like Deidre men in doubt or something Deidre men a'dope okay and you know residence two men stole something so anyway rest in peace to her you know fallen all in the line of duty we salute her we think her first service but this reporter got her name wrong let's hear it the only recording exists I was like can can't we find the live of this the only thing that exists is just this one hero who filmed it on his phone the original source doesn't exist one dude just rewinded captured it i preserved this moment for all humanity I love mega dude who is such an epic name oh I gotta start calling my mega Doo doos see when I first saw this I thought it was trolling but she actually just Oh Luke we should clip this CD mega dude [Music] dan you catch at the very end there she's she immediately is apologizing it cuts off unfortunately but she's like I'm sorry oh yeah I wonder if somebody her on the teleprompter like burgundy style you know what I mean cuz I don't see how you can print from that do yo any time someone missed speaks from now on I want to clip that soundbite and play DD mega doodoo anytime someone miss speaks so make sure that gets to that that's an important sound buy it Roger that I don't know what to say I mean I'm trying to get comfortable over here and sometimes I got a lean back okay stop bringing a claim I sell we got under five seconds if you say the lean back three times you get clamped mice you're in the clear all right well rest in peace - DD mega doo doo let's move it on to the scooter madness we of course have received numerous submissions of submissions continue to come and I would love to see more in the Trevor treasure trove mm-hmm podcast a trace reproductions comm scooter madness is a Trevor Trevor if now it was Zach I would play DD mega due to right cuz I got my you know words mixed up mmm telling you guys are not ready for today's scooter segment and what keep doing these until we've watched every scooter segment there is until you guys are gonna absolutely love this come on it doesn't get better grandma honest and I don't know what's going to work without knowing what's gonna happen it's already funny yeah you got some old lady on a scooter holding onto a rope now why did this grandma is by herself in a mall there's nobody in this mall she's the only inhabitant of this giant space is this grandma on a scooter how does that even happen it's inexplicable but what happens next will shock and awe and surprise and shake you to your very core dee dee mega doodoo I love that the dude who's recording this from the security camera is just silent you can't hear him laugh or breathe or even snort alike like breathe have his nose from laughs he's like just silently what imagine his face is just totally straight hmm what's happening is grandma's holding onto a rope and she clears her head she's going under it on a mobility scooter clear their head but Nana doesn't cook doesn't realize that it catches on the headrest and so she does a complete flip-flop and she eats hard baby in the bag it's a mess and not hard though it always seems like well fine she's got the headrest the thing is that there's nobody in that mall so she's gonna be there till the morning I didn't know where's everybody it's just her and this one guy watching the security camera with this perfect fairy fence I just imagine he's like this which is kind of psycho yeah that's a good one I always love when the bag falls out it's like such a compounding tragedy but do you rate that one scooter fail oh I'd say beginner fail not a high level the fact that it's an Anna kind of makes it less fun too cuz you're like well it's an old lady but it's funny i watch any scooter fail I don't give a I have one where people actually break their hips coming up like literally they break their hip and it's hilarious I'm sorry to say that but what am I supposed to do you know people go there was just one clip where the guy on the wheelchair like literally suicides he dies that's the one we're describing on the elevator and I'm like look it's still hilarious I didn't see his body splat on that you know what I mean I didn't see the violent conclusion that's not funny but watching his little scooter disappear under the elevator door after trying three times is hilarious and the fact that he died is kind of you know another story I see right yeah you're talking about those oh it's funny you know stop laughing oh he died it's like well it's still funny is this a this is where I'm this is where I'm dying this is the hey this one's funny this is a good well you tell me you rate this one this good of people in such a hurry that like an airport they don't know they don't learn the controls they don't know what they're do you say it's still going they don't know what they're doing and they can walk so this woman's at an airport she's in so much of a hurry the sliding glass door open she doesn't slow down she comes she comes slamming through the glass shatters everywhere and then what happens she gets up immediately and walks and the scooter keeps moving let's watch this I think once we buy a scooter and use one it will help us understand so much more it's so complicated about a scooter it's made for people with semi functional there's only like one function they need to exactly there's go and stop I mean it's not more complicated than that here we go she's just like she cannot fine oh and then on the flower window it says dude the huazi wipeout I guess she did the huazi wipeout it's like an ad or something she just destroyed that glass door and she's gonna peace out to that well I want his scooter so eat she can walk look at her she's pushed she can walk there's no issue with her walking she's not that overweight even I would say pretty no do you think people are just lazy like I won't walk am I gonna scooter and then you give them the benefit of the doubt like you would never imagine that just well I didn't buy it so ya know there's no rules what's the problem but we would you ever in your life imagine someone on a scooter was just a lazy that's insane mm-hmm that is just insane but I'm afraid we might be having that like like and I think they start to play it off as it's embarrassing so they start to play off like they have a disability or something because it's unimaginable that you would just do that because you're lazy so then all the sudden they start acting like there's something wrong with them but they're just lazy I can't you know I don't know I didn't need to sound I don't need to hear this guy's white noise yeah she's totally fine and she doesn't seem very phase that she just literally drove through a glass window either you know and she pieces out yeah she's like alright well it's another day she's like alright well is there scooter insurance you could do you think those people aren't sharable they're sure to be like $10,000 a day those people are walking liability commuting liabilities can you imagine insuring one of these psychos oh this one's just great this one is just iconic it's just called backup Terry I know if you watch this one no okay good so a dude in a wheelchair letting a firework hold her hand see go he's lighting a really big firework sukar okay so they're like other cars are coming but that's life all right so he's lighting it and I'm just gonna tell you what's happening for those who are listening his wheelchair stops man something about like people from the hood freaking out is the funniest thing ever I got it it reminds me of that one went to talk with the ball yeah I gotta play that outdoors I gotta find this other one cuz yeah he's good that's so funny black lady with a dog bitch Beach dude this video I mean this is this is I swear to God the funniest thing I have dude I'm not gonna say let's watch this one yeah this is the original box her training directed by a proud owner mmm how exciting he minds so good I wanna show you something get that ball over here about come on let's get you let's get your ball and play with it then what I want y'all to sing that you want oh come on bring it out alright you see you work anyway over this way are gonna bring it on back don't show them how good you do now I want you to show them how good you know me come on I'm waiting on you to throw your ball back to you boy you just study right now come on he got to do a little meditation you know how dogs the years and all they have to thank a little bit ponder the whole situation it's so good the dog shits in the ocean the ball gets in the dog lays in the ship it's like how could that happen actually no fine I always wondered if it was like a clip that the dude did voiceover - yeah cousin so funny do you guys think that's a genuine mom it's hard to tell yeah I had the same thought that this might just be over light but because if somebody did that overlay I would want to take credit for that because that's a stroke of comedic turns oh my god it's like it gets better like the guy's already funny and then the dog shits in the ocean I'm lays in it oh and then this is another class just while we're here we're going out YouTube YouTube autoplay get out of my life you know I'm saying and you're gonna play me some that's like you get media monetize you're like oh did you want to watch little girls in bikinis autoplay no I don't even find the button where's the button you two why you play me like this dude would you like to watch would you like to watch bikini watching naked vagina next autoplay I'm out of this I gotta get this Jesus Christ do we want to all these oh I did haven't watched that clip in so long oh man so here's the one where people break their hip visit so sweet so in Netherlands I love the Dutch man these guys are on another level someone did a little Mario Kart at it but basically they have old people on scooters doing a race bro like the Dutch know what's up they already know what's up and they actually had to tone back the event here I have some right up here here's an article that ela was translated and was cracking up as if we laughing at and I'm a translator here for you before I play the video because it's very short first of all you should play it for us so look at the clip they use some old fat lady looking down it says mobility scooter adjusted next year due to broken hip participant so here it is y'all ready buckle up I kind of like it you know I'm a Mario Kart it is so much like Mario Kart the similarity is insane dude that was such a hard spill this way eat and runs over a do yep I wish I had more footage but that was all we could find so shout out to the Dutch who know what the hell they're doing last night when I was watching all of these I could not stop laughing and then I wonder now if it's not as funny just because you watched it already i watch it already or is it not that funny dude how dare you question that although I don't hear them laughing him back which makes me wonder I'm laughing okay good okay but I've seen them all - so good I feel like if one watch this at midnight like it's way more funny that's true we work we gotta we gotta do the podcast I mean that's hard to Teeter on the edge because on one hand you want to be surprised I know but on the other hand you don't want stinkers I need to know what we're talking about through him you know you need to curate it for the audience right yeah but I like last night when I after I watched this video and then I opened that article - you're crying saying that picture well to be honest with you guys it was at like - I think that was even probably 2 a.m. and then after that just to put you in the time frame of our life right now sleep has lost all meaning we watched 2 hours of bachelor in paradise last night at 2:00 a.m. he was like we should go to bed I'm like dude what is sleep even mean anymore I'm on Ashley paradise I've been waiting all day for this and yeah it's worth this event 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that was me the rest was Ian so we all appreciate that right Ian nice teamwork it was a real master class were you impressed by my editing be honest I was like you came in slick you fixed it real quick are you just giving me lip service are you serious I'm being serious thank you well I am I've been editing up I mean I'm an editor I always say I'm an editor first and you don't get a how to bounce like that without years of experience but I will say to your credit in your really good editor - yeah you butch it up faster for your good man thank you appreciate it yeah yeah so Cheers now back to scooter madness mm-hmm the ultimate clip this really is if we can find anything to top this then I'm gonna be impressed but look at this situation here this is a large woman she's got a white wicker hat on I mean she looks like a southern gal she's an oxygen tank - that's pretty oh wow Vic forgot an oxygen tank rigged forgotten oz for her scooter it's like hydro booths for whatever yeah durable she's a large lady and she's really squeezed in there man I mean she's kind of spilling out the sides got a basket but she's looked like she dolled up for church or something right so um I don't know but here we go so she's in the middle of street and then some kind Souls like damn this lady's in danger I better escort her but the lady on the scooter don't want to have none of that she trying to lose it to her she does want to be tailed trying to lose the tail so what ensues is true madness and for all your viewing pleasure she got a turn signal on this why are you okay [Music] this woman doesn't even want that so literally in the left land traffic is building up behind a yeah so let me skip ahead there's like big rigs going by her like you know 16 wheeler so I mean just skip ahead a little bit to worse something it's a long clip it's like 12 yeah 11 minutes yeah and so let me just go so accident she needs some help or did she know where she was going I'm we'll just let me know if you your signal let me know we gonna signal I'm still behind you Marvel I don't know where but I'm helping her because they are look at her she's going around the traffic bro into an English balls deep into a red light busy intersection fun this is making a left turn on the red lights but she did it like frogger bro she's Frogger again not a sweet little lady charging it through the so what what's happen is Isaac open a new window so what's happening now is that she got on the freeway they can't hear you so she's trying to catch up now here we go she's getting does she think she's in a car I mean she's driving like I don't know you got flowers where's she going y'all I swear I don't put on her her either I know I didn't notice that the first time this woman is the same yeah she really so then when she called the police the police show up and this is when really gets out of hand she gets shot dead it's crazy just I'm kidding the police just show up and shoot her it's totally uncalled for they just show up in pepper spray in the face I wasn't even thinking about that so they set up a roadblock and I feel it but nothing stuff in the scooter later can gone wherever she's gone communing beliefs are gonna stop her think again some was driving blinking around the left everyone stop so now the police is approaching her on foot and she hits it hard she she she's the out right around him she's all about hey she's going fast the cop and now he's on foot running she got too serious she had the cut Wow the moment the cop starts chasing a cartoon you had to get where you're going man hmm there you have it that one is gonna be hard to talk no now going talking about sorry yo am i hitting your night yard near Jays um where's the feedback about people were angry that that I was sympathizing with mobility merry yeah the I haven't seen it in our document the messages yeah we're all link it to you oh yeah so there was a reaction strong reaction to me not completely coming down on mobility marriage yeah the terror of Santa Monica and I wanted to read some of the feedback and comments we got because apparently this woman is worse than Adolf Hitler do we have sound bytes of mobility marry mobility marry I don't know okay so here's some of the feedback we got from mobility marry hi Dan I'm actually Santa Monica where Mary is from and she has a bit of reputation here kind of an urban legend most people got angry with her quickly because we all assumed she was wandering around town trying to sue also she's not a little old lady she's a scooter bound because she's obese I hope this helps we called it well Hannah yeah kind of what we assumed but do not sympathize with Mary she knows what she's doing she can't be that socially clueless to know how to record for YouTube man these people really there's real mobility Mary hate how can you hate someone who's providing such amazing content like what a treasure for us to behold laugh my ass off she definitely goes out of her way to create problems in situations for videos yes that's why you have to love and hate right notice how all the bystanders were on the girl were on the girl with dog side everyone in the community knows Mary and they know how Mary is what does that mean that because she was trying to get people to help her and everyone was ignoring her oh yeah I know Ethan stop sympathizing with this lunatic old lady dude have some glass man did was that not a joy and a pleasure how much fun do we have enjoying that clip I'm supposed to hate her I want her out in the world doing her thing and recording it I want more can't get enough I would pay her I won't put her on salary to get her ass out there I do find it crazy that she managed to make a youtube channel that's actually a good point she can't be that crazy she's managing yeah oh that nah that woman in the scooter is crazy she's looking for trouble okay man she didn't kill anyone I've I've encountered Mary three times well she even passed me in one of her videos while costing someone else she's a menace I've never once heard a verified account of her being attacked by a dog the most she ever gets is a dog touching her scooter she's a horrible woman I understand she coolly has issues but she makes life immensely worse for the people in her neighborhood come on that's so epic that you've got this menace in your society some fat lady on a scooter that's the best thing I ever heard why is Ethan defending this lady I swear he's probably his grandma or something I wish my grandma's dead dude so how dare you I only wish that my grandma could be on a scooter harassing people right sure straight-up I can't believe you are siding with her did this person super upset when you start with straight-up you hold on cuz this she's the one putting herself in danger and being annoying it's clear people know her and hate her she literally had so much room on that last clip and she just purposely made a scene she acts like people need to make a fifty foot wide bath just so she can get through absolutely horrible person I bet she ain't old either she just fat and can't walk which is another reason I don't feel bad also she exterminated six million Jews it's a little over the top that level of hate a little bit I can't believe I strayed like her mobility married literally killed 20 million Russians in World War two she genocided the Native Americans I love mobility marry no amount of feedback or hate or kickback will ever change me and I'm willing to put her on payroll right now I don't know how tech-savvy she is but I swear to God marry you contact us podcast is racial productions.com I will put you on payroll to go record videos of you zipping around Santa Monica I will I'll give you health insurance I'll do an album and you know healthy water first scooter bound obese lady I'm telling you I'll do it for you I'm telling you you I could even just make a pod a live show I would be rich just put a live feed on our hundred mobility scooter I'll get her a quicker one two that can do more damage that'd be crazy liability did to be sued into the ground but I'm willing to do it I'm going to lose everything I have interesting to get more fresh mobility motor going on that we were talking about buying our own scooter yeah and Dan and the family back here at h3 nation have put together some potentials so we will review them and I think we have to make a decision because we are definitely buying a scooter this is not go we are buying a scooter so let's say is in order to decide which one so this was on the subreddit actually like this one there's one driver seat and two it's almost like a train car alright it's like a little table and then like wine you know so this thing unfortunately I don't know where they bought or they got it custom-made lean well it's called the limo Nemo well how do you say that Lee mobilizer yeah I don't think it's like a limo mobilizer Oh limo ok mobilizer there you go no of Andy cat people you could also you know what to another name for an immobilizer a car anyway so that's a no and I we came to buy it I don't know where to buy that so here's one of Tucson wow this is a British company has accomplished the Guinness record their words longest mobility scooter what we just looked at I think so what's the cost but I'm telling you the prices on these things are really reasonable like look at this two seater that's what I'm talking about $3,000 for I mean that's a slick thing either look at that cool Vespa front end so my question is this one - cool 50 miles per hour probably it's too cool dude it will hold passengers up to 600 pounds I love that 200 - wait - 600 pound dude that's like the fattest personal I like 600 pounds is like I think the fattest person that ever lived that's gotta be total right the 600 its to 300 passengers up - yeah right - 300 years is pretty big so pretty can you met sick when you're 600 pounds they need to like crane your ass a prayer out of bed I'm not kidding like here let me show you what a 600-pound person looks like in case you are not appreciating how much weight that is so but in the meantime I feel like this one almost looks too cool right I yes I agree I'm trying to find a photo that I can show my god this is crazy but here these people are apparently 600 pounds of pop mmm yeah nice so imagine scooters are gonna hold two of those that's Oh Mike hit me up on support fastest two-person mobility scooters they see you know it holds 600 pounds and can be an extra $100 off the scooter today what it what hi Mike can one 600-pound person fit on this scooter let's see let's look let's leave this open and let's see if Mike does get back Mike was pretty responsive yesterday when I was doing my oh I don't know it might have not been Mike but on this site thing okay okay well we'll see about that yeah next step will give Mike a chance to respond and we've got top mobility let's see Oh what that looks like the Batmobile like that purple is crazy it's like a motorcycle 3000 oh it's cheap 1000 yeah why Oregon while these websites look like scams you know like I don't know man because it's like they care to old people and old people get scammed so easily I don't know what watch the scam I don't think it's a scam but I don't think it's a scam it's kind of like FUBU for us by us old people shopping at old people like if you even go to this website you can't look all hip and like oh it's a new dam these guys have the same all right leave me alone come on mom with my so okay I mean I do look at the customer support one some all dude like are you kidding me but the headset on come on this last leg I love the color selection yeah it's pretty badass but like they're all cool I don't really hot colors yeah like hot pink hot purple hot green oyster target audience other than ice like cuz I don't see an old person buying that I wanna have fun you wanna cruise in style how fast is this one this one is 18 miles per hour whoa 45 mile drive range are you freakin kidding me do it I can like charge to the airport and that thing down the 405 yeah all right Oh Mike said yes you can I'm I can't what about what about to six hundred pound people we can get some clarity on this this is good good that's crazy so I would have to probably remove the center divider if your one 600-pound right here he's typing let's let's await his response here this is exciting this is a h3 podcast live exciting interaction with Mike yeah you give me a good thoughtful answer the weight capacity in total is 600-pound okay well garbage what about one person that weighs 400 and one person that weighs 205 come on door goes here you know I mean I love that all these web sites have an old person is the support picture yes that would work oh so Mike's I'm very good at math so wait so you're saying I can go five pounds over capacity interesting oh wow look at this one yeah looking 400 and it's got like over now this I'm already liking a lot more this is like get the out of my way it's more this you can you can hate people and you're gonna stay fine right they're just gonna wipe off the shield yeah like this one I need speed though 50 miles per hour 40 miles drive range that's crazy 500 pounds of raw hardcore driving mobility yes there you see these think they're in cars turn that's what I'm looking for oh you see Mary's new scooter what are you so humiliated about there it's like a is it a status symbol and these like retirement communities might be right about that yeah it's old I got the call Brad G look what my son bought me and you got the e there's some broke-ass old person was like a beat-up barely functioning one no thought people judge them you seen that Cobra yeah yeah check over DT is the cool guy on Mike says yes on a large capacity my model a few pounds over will not harm the machine hell yeah so what a so so how much over can I go I don't think it's that interesting there how many more pounds you could go so if I weigh so if I weigh 650 is that okay you don't like this conversation I'm trying to get to the bottom of this you look I think you're missing out cuz you should keep checking out the links go the next one oh wow that looks scary that looks menacing good what that looks menacing oh lucky yes it's listed at nine thousand but it's only on today on this scam website four thousand mm-hmm that thing looks really cool wait 10 miles per hour what the you took what kind of scam were they running oh really I so slow you know why you get this so slow is because you're like dude I don't trust my grandma with 50 miles per hour yeah they they all do actually have limiters for exactly that reason so you can set them up and restrict them to like but I'm surprised that this one is slower it's more expensive it's slower and has a lower range it even has a coal you know what it is guys hmm actually no I'm wrong it's 50 pounds less hmm okay no they're just lacking on the code actually fragment next one is very classy so mike says just to follow up I'm gonna end it here there's no specific amount I'd say six 25 or so is gonna be on the safe side thanks Mike okay thanks Mike you've been very helpful [Laughter] [Music] I'm very large now close the window quick I would love to take you on a scooter ride and it's beautiful well you accompany a come come accompany me there will not be much room so I that mega do to help your weight is not very high can we move on under under 100 no I like the scooter combo not good I don't know how much of a good show it is for people to listen to type all right where are we what's new it's getting about it so the next one I like a lot and the next next one I like a lot which we on the Maverick yes oh this is Logan paws scooter and something's actually calling them retro girl looks like a chopper yep the front is like a chopper oh wait sorry we know we were under one above it we haven't we go back to that one but this one again 9.5 miles per hour okay I'm gonna hurt people no you know I mean that's my prime objective they're not we don't look at the Cobra GT yeah we looked at the heavy-duty off-road tires oh sure this one's 4,000 oh I really like the look where we were going off-roading huh go hiking on a scooter hello did this bat nine point three miles per hour top speed yeah but the joke is probably really good it's for climbing at 500 pounds what the man I feel like the same person owns all these ones okay cuz they all wear the spam look at here's another old guy yeah I mean any time this is all once can't I know marketing I know I know this world it's the same dude who owns all these websites he imports these scooters probably from China and he just slings him to every single person and he gets a little Commission yeah I guarantee that's what's happening Mike says like it's typing a response so it won't port back on that gila maverick we don't like the Maverick no the dual sitter so far I'm not really a super magnet oh my goodness look at this like a tractor now these people are not even the sable these are like filthy looking people yeah what but check out the sit it can Oh it swivels wait how do you drive how are they driving if the seat swivels to the side it doesn't matter anyway you mean you be in the seat driving and then you'd have to be like this pretty much how they drive anyway so dude why are you so you can't surely it doesn't swivel why you drive right no really I I was assuming it would but how can you also why are these people so young and happy then max speed 10 miles per hour I think my my requirement is testimonials on the bottom Mike said sorry I'm over 100 how much do you weigh and I'm gonna ask Mike how much do you weigh scroll down to the bottom yeah more yeah yeah look at this old people a big thank you to all you guys that progress mobility my scooter arrived in only three days and I absolutely love it your service from start to finish has been excellent the other day I fell off the side of the curb and broke my hip it wasn't the scooters fault but thank you Mike said it's how much do you weigh Mike said enough so it's a real person do you drive one of these scooters Mike you know I think this must be the actual owner yeah because it goes to his phone I think it's one guy I think so too it's one guy who owns all these sites there's not that much track I've heard about this support chat it's just it just pops up on your phone well also the way he's interacting with me is like he's like doing something else he's like watching sports or something that Mike d/dr on these scooters he says I do not oh why were you listening to him my I'm I'm afraid you've lost all credibility I've lost all respect wait like I'm afraid you've lost all credibility this guy's like all right you've really entertained me I appreciate that what else we got so that Gatsby that sounds crazy the Gatsby bro it's like a look it's like a cream yeah oh my god Dean powered Otto locomotive train it's called the Gatsby the old gasps Wow you know there's book The Great Gatsby yeah he's the old and dangerous Gatsby this is lit okay to prove my point this is the same picture this is the same old dude who's doing top mobility unless we've been to the psychic analogy which is possible of this color because you can't move yourself technology in the movies you're badass whoa you can lean it back don't say it three times give me Montez lean back that's two off your green so it's pretty fordable 3,500 well let's oh wow let's see how fast does it go I mean that's really after that is the big question looks their storage in the front for the engineer would be all right 10 miles per hour get the in there are all 10 miles no there were some 15 ones in the beginning oh yeah yeah last week I remember I need one that goes fast the fast ones all look cool though hold on Mike said okay yeah I said Mike if I'm afraid you've lost all credibility he said okay maybe he's not going there now okay Wow so yeah Ethan follow up and okay the first one goes up to 15 miles per hour but it it just looks like a scooter like a lame right they get rid of the if speeds the priority there the there's one more yeah on the way thousand yeah it's you're gonna pay for that speed whoa what is this yeah yo this is like such a flexible oh my god it looks like a snowmobile this goes 20 miles an hour whoa this guy is flexing hard at the old photo yeah you know all those guys hate him that guy guess all the old he's got a he's got a toe too many options then okay well this is the one I mean but at 20 miles per hour it's in our budget eight thousand dollars for a gag for stupid guy the problem with this one Dan is that it's almost not even a mobility scooter it's like a four-wheeler TV I think I read down below that um it's street-legal because of how they write it on streets up 35 mile per hour wait wait it doesn't dollars you can buy a car you could buy like a pretty decent car at 8,000 wait hold on what's what's the mileage on this baby it's the same old guy okay it's the same way specifications let's get to the bottom is 50 miles per charge 20 miles per hour bro they a climbing power 30% incline what is that Oh like a third percent angle you can hit it no I think I think you pins before the engine ground clearance weight capacity bro it could be a hamster turning radius it can hold this in 726 pounds dude oh wow that is like dude you could drive yourself told you man this is like the mack daddy this is the this is the big boys good home control this program big yeah it's such it's I would just buy a car but it's kind of dope you could I mean it's so big you're just on a TV disguised as a mobility scooter right yeah yeah pretty much you need a license for that okay well look guys I know what we're getting out of control I think what we really need is something classic something iconic I can we named a lot like it's just we kind of need like seven over them yeah but I've been Evo whose words that money coming from you know like um seven car garage we need a so yeah need a sponsorship yes Stan now there there is a video of the Gatsby and it it might it might sell you on it that one's pretty epic super cool um oh yeah let's watch it I see here now I watch this last night you know you did a title of the video caught my eye because it's not all the video read it for the six four seven eight yep for Biden please go to two zero six three seven eighty three calm yeah the title of it is just two oh six four seven eight so there you have it so in the in the back half of this video there's a demo and it's you know you can see how cool you look it's just copyrighted music I'm pretty sure it's uh royalty-free because I've heard it on a million YouTube videos I mean it's funny how when you're when you get all of you becomes almost like a kid right just looks like good toy for a kid this one's free dough but Lord there you go your feet in an elevator yeah that other one would it do you think this one this one's almost too cool though Dan no but like it's not intimidating I want one that says do you think I think that's good goes one cool I'm sorry it's too good Gatsby The Great Gatsby we should do a vote well yeah we got a narrow it down though the Gatsby's they're like a Twitter pool yeah hate Twitter will Ian what would you vote I'm going with the you did the Gatsby or the two-seater the one that swivels do we have any more questions for Mike before we close this you said okay all right Mike well can you ask him about the swivel one is it the same website we saw one on another website Oh considering the business of mobility tell me and my wife she liked to be able to see our surroundings look around always good I kind of like this this the classic though because you know mobility marry when you see this classic scooter coming I hate your JS again that's when you know you're in trouble this one well this one's not classic this one's out of game I'll tell you which one is classic mmm recreational scooter oh this one's pretty classic no this one's not quite this one's psycho - yeah in the Gatsby everyone's gonna vote for the Gatsby well you guys have mentioned wanting to potentially trick this thing out I feel like the Gatsby has a lot of sorry it's already tricked yeah I guess that's true it's already tricked yeah you got to find some normal ones cuz you got all the crazy-ass ones there are some normies in there I mean the UW 36 right any W 30 times oh that's the colored one I mean other than the color that's pretty special but yeah I guess so what do you love yeah yeah what oh come on our chairs yeah [Laughter] wait I want to see him oh nice no wine look how why that baby is hold on I want to find it why just one I guess this one let's get more info yo that one's pricey five thousand look at the size of that thing well what does its do stand your ass up oh it does it yeah jazzy elite it's called jazzy elite I don't know if I'd call that jazz you might do it jazzy elite HD heavy duty power chair HD see what the weight capacity is and he liked what I was saying before just because you fell down an elevator shaft oh my God look at this pop-up I got oh oh they're pushing that 70% off let me enter my you're emailed in oh man sir the podcast one if you get a crazy coupon code for the Gatsby then we'll buy it yeah okay get my offers they're on it I just sent that email that email just will be uncheck about forever now hmm that email dress just got sold to a thousand Chinese spammers they also have a bunch of accessories like a cup holder I'm gonna scooter no just go to accessories where's Mike yes you got the bin you got what the you know someone's gonna be driving around with that thing on take a weather protector why do you have your scooter outside I guess good no mmm where would you put it yeah well I think we've I think it's the Gatsby unfortunately I don't know if I like the Gatsby but well if that's what I'm talking about I think you gotta get I think you gotta get four wheel I don't like a bit three like this looks pretty powerful for will full-sized mobility scooter oh that's a performance scooter that's all--that's they do tricks and okay show me the speed 7.5 get the out of here 11 that's pretty good that's the thing you kept emphasizing speeds well what am I trying to get somewhere man so I'm saying die before you get to your destination for 7 8 5 20 mother I like this one mega mega neighborhood electric vehicle with solid roof there's ten thousand dollars you could buy it almost a new car a new car for that price get out of here 7.5 what is this look at this do you see this is called ten baskets on it alright this is out of control this is what I want do you see this is a normal scooter yeah five miles per hour that is where we started originally why is it so slow dan I want one that looks oh whoa all right this is it are you seeing this it's a little self-contained I've never seen anything like that in my life this would talk about turning heads look at this to the picture somewhere anyone owns this I don't think anyone's ever but there's one review five stars well let's see what they said I love the scooter I now can get out in any way there and the tires go right through the snow it's like having a small electric car with all the features of a car did this work so this person gave it a five on appearance a four for quality and price a one-star for portability oof yeah maneuverability a three you could hit those turns a little harder their ability a for taking some heat all right I think we've been on this too long yeah where's Mike does Mike have anything else to say I'm over Mike I think we're both over each other but in short I want something like this dan I'm just gonna buy it this one goes I think then miles is fine ten is good I want ten I was having trouble finding 10 this one is seven and a half seven I'll take something out oh look at the umbrella oh yeah it's only $100,000 let's get the okay on this to limo in short we're gonna buy scooter I'm curious what you guys think though like a classic scooter a two-seater or the Gatsby maybe like yeah and that'll be the the pole all right fair enough okay to theater win the swivel no not this one no this one this was stupid you can't swim over drive it I like this one it's not stupid what if you're at a parade wait I like this one okay wait okay lo you're one behind I don't know way yeah yeah how did they make it look like it yeah each other this doesn't it's just dangle it's kind of cool so you can with people while I Drive you can like throw kicks you can put it over behind you all right well let's see what the people think whatever the people decide we are literally gonna buy a scooter okay okay well we're better in our 2002 talk about the YouTube Seuss thing that's the main story right so YouTube is okay you two you know open a can of whoop-ass on click farms these farms that are out there Manuel claiming videos for even a split second of using copyrighted questionable tactics and YouTube is striking back against copyright trolls and the continuation of the story is that YouTube is suing a particular individual a copyright troll who use DMCA strikes and tried to extort money from youtubers now this is one of these guys that goes around just making up claims he goes he like it's crazy that the system even allows that this is just some dude who says hey I strike your video there's no content in it that he owns he's just a guy yeah and so this guy was going around giving people strikes and then saying send me a hundred fifty bucks on PayPal or I'll have your channel removed and he and he could do that by giving someone three yea strikes it's unbelievable it's this antiquated DMCA law it's not really YouTube's fault so they're going after this guy YouTube is using the fraudulent claim provision of the DMCA to sue Chris Brady a man who allegedly used DMCA two-strike to gaming channels Kenzo and OB raids he also contacted the youtubers directly and threatened to issue a third strike if they did not pay him one hundred and fifty dollars the issue came to light in February when it was reported by by The Verge it all kicked off when Obie tweeted about it back in January when it went viral I actually like this sweet - I don't call it because this stuff was happening all the time but here's the message he was sending people hi Obie we strikes you our request is 150 PayPal or 75 Bitcoin it's a good value you may send the money via good services you do not think we will cancel or hold up our end of the deal once you receive our payment we will cancel both strikes on your channel again you are free to charge back if we don't but assure you we will well I like the guarantees she's okay we'll provide a service here I mean come on we're reputable is there not honor do not trust me if you decide not to pay us we will file a third strike VIPRE MC ownership team won't be able to help you but go ahead and try we'll give you a very short amount of time to make your decision if you have any questions send us a quick message back crazy right yep so the guy I think he just tweeted that he's paying them and and and you know that's not a terrible decision to make no actually that that second image was they saw that he tweeted about it and threatened him further said bad news quality kind of thing hey we saw you tweet about us not sure why you thought that was a good idea or if you thought you would remotely get any help but this has violated any potential Geale enjoy your third copyright strike and we'll be making jam for your Twitter to get suspended too well you know that's all on this guy right there man what a piece of holy crap and you know he's not the only one you can anyone can do this apparently I mean YouTube's getting speiser about it now I think probably can't be done now but back on the day it could and YouTube remembers and this guy think he got away with it but now YouTube's coming back hard and if you think when YouTube Google alphabet lawyers when they open the gates on you you are done this is a horde of lawyers that I would I would rather I would rather live in exile from this country that I love that face a horde of Google lawyers and telling you it's that crazy YouTube investigate it and remove the strikes on this channel but Brady continued to issue fraudulent DMCA at least four more times he allegedly sent for copyright takedown doses to YouTube between June 29th in July 3rd stating that the youtuber excellence and kids got to work on his name a little bit ZyXEL looks in infringe on his content and that so this is this part absolutely blew my mind he then went on to use the personal information of this guy acquired via the DMCA takedown to swat him so for those of you that don't know the DMCA process requires that you put in your address and phone number when you either file or counter the dispute and I quickly realized a my YouTube career early on how terrifying that was because I first when I first was met with that forum I was like oh this must just be for YouTube's internal use yeah right like I was like there's no way you're kind of beefing with someone exactly why would I send that person my information they do not make it at all clear at all I'm like okay well sending this info to this person who strike my video would be unimaginably insane so I'm sure it's just for their internal use so the lawsuit or something legal happens they know what happened nope they send it directly to the other person and so you'd they say put in your your address put in your telephone number put in your email and when you're you know young and impressionable and these forms are really scary you and I did this too in the beginning I would put in that information like my exact information my real and when I found out it went to the other person I was actually terrified I was scared so what I started doing was putting a pillbox and my accountants phone number mm-hmm the location of our business you know but it's it's it it's terrifying and and and this worst fear came true for this poor guy like I used the info to SWAT him that is beyond insane so I wonder if they have proof for everything I mean and then I wonder how old is he because that's a serious offense right just watch someone yeah that's definitely illegal but I wonder if there's a statute of limitation because there's stuff all happened a long time ago hmm no not that long ago just a few months ago no I'm pretty sure wait the lawsuit was filed or this all happened the lawsuit was filed - hold on I mean it was just filed but um let me see when the street was made this tweet was made it was like February of this year oh yeah February this year yeah and the was this was in yeah well he probably will be okay I doubt the police were even aware like YouTube is the one bringing all of this information forward yeah so they filed a complaint against this guy and he is going down hard and I love it I mean this guy is rock bottom scum yeah so I think swatting someone should be attempted murder I think well go to jail it's so dangerous they show up at your door with guns people have died yeah and the guy went to jail for murder right so good point it stands to think that it's the one you should be charged with attempted murder yeah there should be no tolerance for that I agree and then also be charged for they're also wasting everyone's time to shop with helicopters and a whole team and prison walking the streets it's crazy prison for ten years at least for that bye bye neck try again in ten try again in a decade so stupidest thing to do I mean I can't even imagine being in the headspace of someone to actually swap it's beyond and saying YouTube personally dissed him in the complaint they say Brady's extortionate and harassing activities described here maybe in at least part motivated by his failings as a minecraft youtuber the lawsuit reads how epic is that I love that a previous precedent over fraudulent DMCA takedowns awarded the plaintiffs 25,000 per single fraudulent claim the suit alleges Chris Brady issued at least eight so it could be on the hook for at least two hundred thousand dollars of penalties I don't think those hundred fifty dollar charges are gonna stack up to something tells me that didn't pay off for you so YouTube is stepping it up in a huge huge way and I'm so happy to see that because these this is like they're going after the perfect guy too because this is rock bottom rock bottom scum er II I think it's so great they're that they're doing something and it's really feels like they're making a change fine really yeah they're actually doing stuff no it's fantastic I mean imagine anyone out there who's doing who's doing activity like this all the sudden is like Oh a billion dollars worth of lawyers was just unleashed to ruin this guy's life maybe I should rethink this because up until this point up until this lawsuit was filed there was no accountability there was no consequence to many of this problem is that it is that serious but if you're just a kid you you don't understand maybe the how serious these things are it's hard to feel the consequence like this is a cyber crimes this is kind of a new frontier yeah it's hard to track it's hard to understand it so but we're getting better at it and YouTube isn't gonna be coming to you buddy all these kids swatting to they think that like they do it and honestly the FBI can find your ass bro you know the guys have got something and they do you know the guy who got someone killed with swatting the FBI found his asked him like five days and guess what he's in prison for jail so if you think your cute ass is Anonymous for Gail what'd I say prison for jail yeah I'll get too excited he's in prison yeah they locked his ass away for murder so if you think your cute ass calling on skype can SWAT someone and not be found out not the case you will go down so get your head out of your ass and a wash your face brush your teeth and build a Minecraft house and living it I don't know but I'm happy these people are worse man I'm very happy so I applaud YouTube I thank them for their efforts and I wish them well I wish them continued I'm with them on this war this battle I'm taking down these motherf Ricker's right right and finally PewDiePie friend of the show friend of ours king of YouTube's biggest dick in the game totally unfair I don't understand PewDiePie he's handsome he's charismatic he's good at making videos he's rich I mean why is it that and it's still yet everybody loves him it seems paradoxical what's going on with this guy why is it that the N cells are not wise the insult army not after PewDiePie yet they love him they all love him everybody loves PewDiePie what is happening everybody loves PewDiePie including his now-wife Marzia they've been Wed and holy matrimony and we give here to honor him PewDiePie and his wedding day ah beautiful what do you think of the black suit I like it what I love her dress yes dress they got good taste I knew they were gonna come out sharp the venue looks really beautiful too every blowing bubbles mm-hmm of course they're all picturesque you know what I'm happy for even you Felix right I mean like everyone's got an m1 and be like like you right you guys know what I'm talking about look at his hair he's got like perfect hair like what the why did how can you know I mean hopefully he's dick small or something oh please got like a 300 you know like up hopefully his penis looks like a pencil eraser anyway they're beautiful they're happy I'm happy for them and let me see the rock oh that's a stone right there right that's a fat diamond hmm I'm supposed to be the one that looks of the ring well I'm just you know nosy well what do you think of the ring be nice it's beautiful oh these are little diamonds - whoa that's a you'd rock dude yeah that looks really beautiful look at this so picturesque and beautiful doing like a greenhouse or some yeah really nice fairy tale how to be PewDiePie no I'm very happy with my life I'm very satisfied with every aspect love it I'm just saying I'm sure there's a lot of people to hate his guts but also love them cuz everyone loves food bye so congratulations to the newlyweds there's some fun responses to his uh ela say congratulations with the why are you winking I was curious I thought it was cute hmm cuz it cuz the wink implies somehow that you're like almost you don't mean it you like congratulations but you did mean it Einstein instead I just thought was a cute face Ethan okay here I made a comment and our mochi games are scray in fire lately congratulations wishing you both lifelong comfort and joy and pooping with the door open which I'm proud to say that we now mean he would now enjoy that luxury together I poop with the door open because you are mid-conversation a lot of times you know I really don't mind it as long as I'm not liking yet don't watch me yeah if I'm not in front of you don't put up put a chair down and watch me you know I'm and I guess also maybe I would have minded it when we used to live in a tiny apartment I could see that no escape from the smell and the sound yeah so I could see that being a problem but today yeah we just leave the door open well not every time but it's just not I'm willing to do that with you that's where we are which I wish them that level of comfort in their lives as well they may already have that comfort in joy but in true let's see lots of oh wow that's an inappropriate when racists get married come on dude why is that at the top even like Twitter's like yeah let's put that at the top shut up dude a lot of that's what dude this is a conspiracy theory it has 300 likes all these have like tens of thousands mine has a lot of comments maybe it said you know people went crazy for that one by the way I don't I mean who's this ethan klein with 55,000 likes whoa who's that guy bomb athletes apparently who did I believe in bomb tweets holy let me check out his profile it says let's see the replies that I'm gonna get into it do you think Marc sees a racist because she's a telling it in you races mmm-hmm that's an interesting argument okay Shane is happy Jack's film is happy Jeff made some Minecraft edits now that's a wedding venue well he recreated every photo in Minecraft man you gotta love it give it up for Jeff Swiper people keemstar put all this effort into a very heartfelt message he couldn't even be bothered to write out congratulations he simply said congrats no punctuation just congrats so thank you for the thoughtful message to keemstar not impressed I'm a youth football coach Legend so wake me up when you have two championship rings which are infinitely more valuable than wedding rings it's fair enough cinnamon toast can with the Flex he was at the wedding thanks for having it being at PewDiePie's wedding is like the Last Supper you know Cooper's is in the middle and then they painted it like the closeness is how important you are so cinnamon toast was at the supper table so congratulations to you and so on and so forth what is this congratulations this is totally unrelated but toilet paper areum I want to wipe your tears away oh I like that that's cool oh it's not even earrings just a clip that's awesome I would buy that anyway we wish you well baby bye and on a serious note congratulations I I really truly think that they have a strong meaningful relationship they've been together for so long you know and it's pretty cool actually to see them like I'm seeing them together for so long I mean my god how long have they been together like who knows probably seven years yeah that's great I think it's beautiful I think I love to see a role model like Felix can show that a happy fulfilling long-term relationship as possible mm-hmm and that it could be meaningful and sustainable mm-hmm because I really do think that well you know with you I have a love is they really love you compared to when you see someone with a different girl every week which is kind of the norm these days maybe I don't know but him being like the number biggest internet star handsome young man he's settling down and well she's a catch to listen yeah man you know Google search says they've been together since 2011 so yeah it's like eight years yeah I'd like it I think he's a I think he's a good boy it's a good message yeah it is I think he's a good role model in that way although the insoles would say it's just his bone structure so depends how you look and she's a gold digger yeah she's so depends how you looking anyway congratulations to pewdiepie we love you we appreciate you wish you all the very best in life and all the things to come and Marzia as well mm-hmm I'm a fan of Marcia she's a real sweet I mean she out here apart in Seoul we have this story about the huge Amazon fires but let's talk about that on Friday shall we Dan mm-hmm sounds good we've got the beach buggy we've got the fan mail from the salmon and next week we're gonna do Arby's taste test advert verse reality I'm looking farted that actually yes very much because the truth is the fat guy and me just wants to eat Arby's like I secretly just want to eat fast food not that secretly yeah it's not I literally am so yeah the week after that we're gonna be doing a chat box reality verse how are you doing on your diet what would you say that ELA no I'm kidding I'm down I'm still trending downwards okay that's good I'm I talk about I look I'm doing it on Noom no I'll give updates on the next sponsor I read ok I got a lot to report though it's exciting ask me okay you don't look excited why are you doing this I can't believe you've done this you should show off your necklace before we go I don't know if you guys can zoom can see but we could see it pretty well like a blinged-out teddy bear teddy bear it's pretty dope it's sick don't get fooled it's not actual don't Romans I personally don't see the value in real diamonds just as good thing is if that was real diamonds it would cost like two hundred thousand dollars it would look exactly the same and you would be paranoid and scared shitless but damn we'll put a pole so we'll decide which one to buy and maybe next time we'll just have the scooter right then well we're done I know she turned it down before we go can we see your shoes no she called me fat so I'm denying her shoe can I call you fat well I think you're giving update on your diet I wanted to follow up you live with me you know my dad is not a stranger [Applause] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 718,305

Rating: 4.8294573 out of 5

Keywords: h3 podcast, the h3 podcast, the h3h3 podcast, h3h3productions, h3h3, h3, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan & hila, ethan and hila

Id: ulfHGdz6KB8

Length: 104min 55sec (6295 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 20 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/TheCultLeader]

They should buy The Gatsby scooter, use it for some goofs, then donate it to someone that needs it.

[u/BladeQuill]

lol Hila cracking up over the power chairs made my day

[u/sagittariums]

That floating tent reminded me too much of the bounce house going over Niagara Falls on The Simpsons

https://youtu.be/nUcOC-Kg-DM

[u/TripleXero]

So at Walmart, I've seen people driving the scooters over to their family member because they can't walk to the scooter themselves, or employees driving the scooters around when the lazy customers decide they can't put them back where they came from. It's possible that something like that happened with the glass smashing lady

[u/Kuroth]

I love Ethan and Hila, and the H3 Podcast in general, but the one thing that I have a hard time understanding is the total insensitivity and ignorance when it comes to people on mobility scooters.

I'm going to start by saying that yes, people eating shit on scooters can be pretty fucking funny. Especially when they're being super entitled or jackass-y leading up to the shit-eating. I've died laughing at some of these scooter fails that are being watched on the podcast. I think there's a line though, where can become easy to stop remembering that these are actual real people who likely do need the scooter, for some reason or another.

I do get where Ethan's "Are they just lazy?" is coming from, because I've also seen people who to me appear to be totally healthy and are just using the scooter because they're lazy. There are also people who "only" use the scooter because they're extremely overweight, which I agree seems like a "lazy person" sort of choice. However, what I've been made very aware of in the last few years is that people may be suffering from long term pain, or have very serious mobility problems that are not at all apparent to a casual observer on the street. Making any kind of assumption that someone "doesn't need" a mobility scooter because you can't see the reason at a quick glance, is extremely ignorant and really shouldn't be okay.

I know someone who has extreme chronic back pain from multiple herniated spinal discs due to a horse-riding accident in her late teens (she is mid 20's now). She can usually walk normally, and her job has her up on her feet all day, but she is literally constantly in pain. To an outside observer, there is apparently nothing wrong with her, even though she's in serious pain which is made worse when standing/walking or carrying anything. When shopping, she usually has to use the store-provided mobility scooters. If she ate shit on the scooter, she would be able to stand up, pick up the scooter, and walk away if need be, but it doesn't take away her very real mobility issues and chronic pain. It just means she's not completely wheelchair bound.

My two cents anyway. Sorry my first post on this sub was a rant, because I truly do love the podcast, but too much of the discussion about the scooters seems pretty ignorant all around, and it really started to get under my skin in this most recent episode.

Looking forward to next week's podcast!

[u/pineappl3head]

Ethan and Hila need to check out TLC's (The Learning Channel) my 600 lb life to see how they interact in society

[u/hunt2destroy]

Man I wonder what people got upset about this episode?

[u/edwardsamson]

Oh shittttt Mike from that help chat on the scooter site left some comments on the vid on youtube. He said this was all wild lol

[u/TheUsernameProblem]

Well I just watch 80 mins of Ethan talking about scooters and only scooters