PEOPLE WHO GOT CURVED OVER TEXTS

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hey guys so today's been a crazy day we've been hiking for almost six hours it's a 10-mile hike to get to base camp we are almost there so make sure to check out Altima expedition on YouTube Brad have you ever been rejected so people who got rejected over texts yeah it happens a lot the pills are huge you know what else is huge hell yeah Tammis do got carved into another dimension you're pretty Thanks I wish there was something between us me too really like what whoa no no not that that's butter hey what a b c d e f g h i EU j k l m n o p q r s T V W X Y Z I put you and I together a winky face you misspelled desperate you trying a little too hard you don't have to rearrange the whole alphabet to get her to like you that's a lot of effort imagine trying to do the whole alphabet on your phone without it trying to autocorrect you yeah no I didn't think so I mean if anybody answers you like this silly you're like hi they're like what sorry for starting a conversation it's like trying to pet a dog in their life sorry I'm a nice person do you mind settling an argument between me and my friend real quick sure okay so my friend swears there are 23 letters in the alphabet but I'm almost sure there's only 21 so how many are there are you for real there's 26 hmm I must have forgot you are a cutie your friend was closer he only forgot B y and E bye girl sorry I don't like dudes I'm missing a few brain cells bitch boy you thought there was 23 letters in the alphabet for your information I graduated third grade it's 26 I feel like if anybody does this you never talk to them again it's over let dad talk to you and if they don't it's done you cut ties with these people they don't like you they're not worth your time don't you hate being single on Valentine's Day yeah it's so annoying I wish I had a girlfriend well you're single I'm single we don't have to be single on Valentine's Day maybe we should sign up for match.com good idea thank you I'll go do that right now so I can go find me a girlfriend well I'm just gonna stay home I need a guy's opinion what do you think about this dress I like it very nice but I'd rather see it on the floor winky face she dead-ass ends in a pic of just the dress on the floor that's good see even Martha over here got jokes I mean there's something my mom would do she'd be like oh okay here here this on the ground so you can get a better look at it let's get married you have to ask for my dad's permission first sure no problem how do I do it phone call or take him to lunch in person is probably best okay when should we meet up he'll wanna know your intentions I'm just trying to pipe I don't know what that means sexual intercourse get you an honest dude like this at least is gonna tell you his attention straight up so you ain't playing games what you doing getting naked that's hot like oh my god yeah like naked my juice I I don't know what's so hot about that I mean it's like a smoothie it was in the fridge so it's like cold are you like stupid hey girl yo wake I'm near your apartment this is an auto-response the person you are trying to reach still remembers how drunk you were the last time you texted her this light and the 40 minutes of rigorous labor it took for you to achieve even the slightest hint of a soft on the person you are trying to reach recommends you text someone with more patience with lower self-esteem damn so she gave your ass a chance you wanted a pipe she tried to let you play 40 minutes of rigorous labor man 40 minutes I mean 40 minutes you ugly or something or or he got a problem maybe it wasn't even a soft on maybe that was like the whole package cuz 40 minutes is a long time but yeah man you just got rejected I like how he's like I'm near your apartment so it's like I'm already here so you best open the door not hey I'm coming over and then she's like no I'm not home it's already like I'm I'm already here I just want to take off your clothes please fold them neatly that's very polite yeah man you can't be ticking my Gucci sweater just throwing it on the floor ah ah ah you gonna fold it back open up my dresser you're gonna put it back in or you can hang it up on the hangers either one is okay please respect my garments are you single no I'm plural I met are you free this Friday no expensive fine I just got paid anything you want from the dollar man you baby girl I got you I got the bread to buy her the bread on her big mass and pick of you here you go it's like this one do you like it am I pretty yeah weird on why you asked for a pic of you I'm just giving you what you wanted hey gorgeous what's up not much but I can't speak for the 31 other girls attached in this group message ah 31 other girls that's that's that's embarrassing hey why text each girl individually when I can add every single girl in one group chat and then send a message to all of them like hey gorgeous what's up it'd be perfect they'll never know except for you could see all the numbers attached it didn't quite work how you were expecting expectation versus reality this is straight-up disrespectful put some disrespect on that this dude asked this girl out to prom with a box of donuts what could go wrong any girl with eyes and a stomach is gonna say yes right cuz like donuts the stomach is close to the heart so she sent him a picture of her and her boyfriend eating the donuts she's like never mind to prom but thank you for the donuts me and my boyfriend enjoyed them so much yes what like Ashley actually I loved you I spent all my allowance buying you those those donuts and this bitch is gonna sit there eating that with her boyfriend bitch I got him for you that were for you actually not not for him look you don't even look happy eating them last time I ever buy a bitch donuts yeah I lost five pounds wait does your remove your makeup from your face ah look II not go I I rarely get triggered but it's like there's so much comments I was like if you take a spoon to sniper Wolf's face you could scoop up ten pounds of cake I'm not trying to be rude and all but do you have any idea how much one pound up makeup cost bitch let's do the math okay I buy new makeup yesterday I paid $35 for a little thing 1 ounce 1 ounce thirty-five dollars 16 ounces in a pound 35 times 16 $560 for one pound of makeup you really think I'm aware ten pounds of makeup I know it's exaggerating but you sound like an idiot for seeing ten pounds of makeup by the way I barely even wear makeup I put on half a pump so for ten pounds of makeup that would be fifty six hundred dollars you're saying I have fifty six hundred dollars worth of makeup on my face I mean show you got that YouTube money doll betting like that what are you doing laying in bed mmm just laying in bed nothing else meeting cereal uh-huh nice what would you do if I was in bed next to you eat my cereal oh I mean if the cereal wasn't there I get out of bed and go get cereal I just really like cereal take the hint she don't like yo boy else girl you really like our cereal especially Lucky Charms now I want to know what your favorite cereal is coming below my shirt is Maire if anyone wanted didn't oh you're so pretty where are you from hell I just thought using this cuz everybody's always like where are you from you look so exotic yeah I'm like from hell hey cutie no no what I hope your day of going good no no want me to come over no want me to bring you food chipotle brown rice big bowl with mild and guacamole no Jeremy go play you at your own game just hmm what can I say to get her hopes up because she being a bit I mean she is being a bitch to kind of deserve that go play at your own game who rejected who penny what's giving you the silent treatment this is what you do what would you do if I got you into my bed is it comfortable yes it's sleep this is me hey hey sorry I was busy I sent that two years ago you a little too late just just a little bit what's up I get in town next week you want to grab something to eat I'm not hungry dude got swerved a week in advance like let's go out next week no I'm not hungry so good you're like a drug to me because you're hooked on me no because you're ruining my life at least you acknowledge your problems hey so do you still have feelings for me well yeah ah me too like hatred disappointment anger you know stuff like that Oh find a way that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did we shouldn't that like right into it comment below your favorite cereal and subscribe to the Wolfpack I love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys [Music]
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Channel: SSSniperWolf
Views: 3,928,275
Rating: 4.939249 out of 5
Keywords: sssniperwolf, sniper wolf, reacting, reaction, funny, rejected, crush, boyfriend, girlfriend, rejection, texts, gone wrong, dating, text messages, ultimate expedition
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Length: 11min 18sec (678 seconds)
Published: Tue Jan 16 2018
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