People That Wear a Mask in Their Car

don't just stop don't come any closer i need a six foot perimeter here how could you be so reckless i always wear a mask in my car because my grandfather fought in world war ii and i'm trying to be just as brave and now anytime i'm in my car i also wear a condom because i don't want to get stds either and it works on the same medical premise i think it takes a courageous individual to boldly wear a mask while they're in their car by themselves it's a pretty rare trait we're like the navy seals of the roadways we're pretty elite that's why you don't see very many of us but you do see some of us wearing my mask while i'm by myself in my car basically says i might have coveted and if i do i don't want to catch it for myself because when i'm in my car i'm within six feet of myself so technically i'm breaking social distancing rules and i don't feel good about that i got my degree in being under a trance from the state of deceiving me university if there's one thing i love about airplanes it's breathing the recycled air and my commitment to wearing my mask in my car gives me the same recycled air purification while i'm in my car it's innovative and cleansing it's like we're basically in flying cars now when people see me drive by in my mask i know what they're thinking thank you for your service to our country and you know what people you're welcome they're definitely also thinking he's an inspiration that's a powerful virtue signal and he's probably really well versed on the latest virus knowledge when i get out of my car i put on a mask over my mask because i don't want my mask to get infected while it's protecting me do i take my mask off at home no i'm not suicidal i also walk with crutches just to take weight off my knees to help prevent me from getting a knee injury i think it actually strengthens my legs and character you can be one of the first to get your hand chakras on two new awakened shirt designs the stay weird and the tupac chopra if you're like me and think normalcy is one of the worst diseases to infect humanity then the new stay weird design will remind you and the world around you to be your unapologetic weird self the tupac trooper is one of my all-time favorite concepts it's fun and it always lets people know that your guru is better than their guru awaken shirts are never factory farmed and are always gluten-free hormone-free gmo-free grass-fed vegan-friendly keto-friendly paleo fluid gender-neutral bathroom-friendly and all-inclusive new research shows awakened shirts increase your iq nobility and athletic ability by 333 that last statement hasn't been scientifically validated in fact nothing i've ever said has been scientifically validated including this statement does that mean this might be valid grab the new tupac chopra and state weird designs as well as any of the classic awakened shirts at awakenwithjp.com shop

Channel: AwakenWithJP

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Keywords: jp sears, awaken with jp, ultra spiritual life, how to be ultra spiritual, how to get offended, conscious comedy, driving with a mask, covid-19, face masks, should i wear a face mask while driving, mask in car, new age comedy, coronavirus face mask, should i wear a face mask

Id: 6gnwgZli1_Y

Length: 3min 46sec (226 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 07 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

That's a great laugh. Kudos to that dude for making it, mock those idiots more.

Hurray.

[u/Philosophyoffreehood]

I got my degree of being under a trance from the state is deceiving me University 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

[u/i_am_unikitty]

proof that at least some gingers do have souls

jp slays all day

[u/Figpucker6969]

JP's penis is too big doomers are jelly