If Twitch Chat can type ONE normal message, they win.

hey Mr duter my ex-wife stole my cat in 1996 PS my question is should I get just let her have them or should I get a some chicken nuggets to dribe my way back in her good graces pts has gotten a little weird today I think I'm crazy for saying that Doug are you a French painter this is what I mean what is going on today what the [ __ ] are you talking about am I am I the crazy one I refuse to believe that I'm the one who doesn't get it Doug what are you talking about you disabled TTS at the beginning of the stream are you feeling okay it doesn't make sense hey Doug I've been having trouble ejaculating lately but watching your streams has really helped okay it's nice when my nip nips get excited especially when your hair is blonde your beard and face look so soft and I love your voice D thank you Doug kisses I know that we like to share everything here but we shouldn't we're playing Skyrim today Skyrim that's what's happening today let's just let's get back to the foundation of the scam I feel like you guys have wandered off into the woods and you're lost and you're scared you need to come home I left breadcrumbs back to the Skyrim okay follow the breadcrumbs back Skyrim that's today's stream Subs help me out here talk about all the wonders of Skyrim mods okay they're mostly just saying Skyrim oh hey Doug it's actually a well-known fact that when Frenchmen take a [ __ ] they inhale the fumes Do you inhale [ __ ] fumes Doug do you what the [ __ ] are any of you talking about what is going on today hey dog love your streams I've been trying some K exercises to help with my ejaculatory problems I listen to your stream in the background and it helps relax my pelvic area your smooth voice helps me practice my ejaculation and stimulation thanks I have a new challenge okay new thing we're doing today on stream if twitch chat can have five normal TTS messages in AOW three normal TTS messages in a row that are messages that would be written by a normal human being and not a psychopath I will gift 10 Subs okay ready go someone please calculate the amount of calories ingested by Doug by the end of the stream that was that was relevant that was interesting uhuh Doug Doug takes acid the table for one looks at him and says another way to foren your dog yeah I think you lost it there that doesn't mean anything would becoming a vampire and using the drain life spell be against the rules that's one normal one can you make a bet on if we can do this what let's just that was relevant to what we're talking about that's two out of three hey Doug this is a totally normal message nothing strange happening right I mean technically that was it I'm actually impressed good job everybody hey Doug hope you are having a great evening okay that was actually four in a row jeez there you go 10 gifted Subs you earned it you didn't act like absolute lunatics for a full 30 seconds okay so there we go and then it's like I mean we did get to four so that's the new record we can see uh we can see if we can break the record again today I Doug what's your favorite fruit from swe car game not relevant but not weird watermelon I guess hey Doug does the carpet smatch the drapes I see you go I think we reset you know I think it's I think it's back we are overachievers that's not that's not how I would describe the situation hey Doug did you know quaz are akin to Celestial espresso machines caffeinating the cosmos with r of the UN I am a normal human saying normal human that's often what humans say to each other I remember I went to Thanksgiving with some friends and I we were just walking around a circle saying I'm a normal human I'm a normal human and just repeating that for 3 hours it was very normal here is a normal message did you get me those reports I need those reports by Friday so we can go ahead with the merger thanks great work here yes that's a normal message I guess normal message by normal chatter technically that counts fine that's is that five is that new record hey Doug I've been trying to read more books lately but I have trouble with my eyes I think my eyes have some problems so I've been seeing an orthoptist that's fine anyway do you have any recommendations to help with ejaculation problems back to zero more stimuli back to zero no people in chat saying [ __ ] as though like being normal six times in a row is like the biggest accomplishment that you will have had in your lifetime if you get to Seven I'll give 10 more duck relevant totally normal message and not from a psychopath how did you come to have the pepper as your icon or mascot anyway where is the nicest bathroom you've ever been it in public you can't I I don't know if we're at zero okay if you start your message bansi it's your boy Koski badki from the chicagi black you know what I'll accept that that's one one normal one his standards are being lowered you're right you're right you know what you're right we need to we need high standards for what a normal human message is hey Doug can you help me for a second I got confused and took an upper decker in your toilet back to zero hey Doug love your streams what is your favorite kind of cheese probably goua that was an noral m i busted it at fourth normal message because it was such an accomplishment that kind no that's like a half I'm saying that's a half that's a half normal it was a funny relevant joke if you make ejaculation relevant I'll count it that's not normal but it was relevant it was it was like relevant to what's happening hey Doug my partner showed me your pajama sound video and now I can't stop watching your streams they make me laugh at my office job hey thanks glad you enjoy all of the normal conversation that we have here I think we're up to five now hey Dugout of all the characters you have played who do you think has the strongest FL that's back that's a zero that's a reset hey Doug I was wondering what is your opinion on you know what that was a normal sentence that cut off early I'll we'll assume you like fell asleep while typing it I'll count that as normal hey Doug I just wanted to say thank you for your streams they never fail to make me laugh okay that's four normal ones in a row you could go for the the holy seven hey Doug this stream is pretty funny okay I see that that gets stupid but it might get cut off if it gets cut off that doesn't count it might it might not play the full message okay it didn't [ __ ] inside oh damn it hey hope you have a good day reset no reset we're back at one I am a normal human and I ejaculate a normal amount that doesn't that no that doesn't fix it did you know that you talk in your sleep I do actually talk in my sleep so I'll allow that one you're lucky though that that was true as a reminder I know most of you no longer care about Skyrim but this it we are doing a Skyrim challenge just as a reminder oh I forgot about Skyrim trying to your mother cooked you a lovely Skyrim dinner and you guys are just watching the TV instead of paying attention to the great food that I made okay chat has its own challenge you're going to eat your mother's food and you're going to tell her that she did a good job at it and then you guys can play with your messages well also what's the current score okay I think you're three normal ones good luck listen closely the pigeons are conspiring but the squirrels have the secret code and you're back Z turns out we didn't have to worry too much about what the count was at hey Doug it is Monday and your report was due by 8:00 a.m. I am going to have to report you to HR we needed those reports to hold our meeting on Tuesday it wasn't weird but it wasn't relevant at all I don't think that counts I'll say it stays at 600 the next one has to be normal and then you're at 700 if this one is normal you break the record very excited to announce that I'm going to be a father we just found out it's we've been watching your streams while we prepare my sister and I are so excited to be parents no back to zero no no no no no that's normal for some people no sorry for bad vibes for a second chat wanted to say thanks Doug lost my dad to brain cancer recently and I've been having medical scares myself your content has been keeping me going less than three you're welcome thank you for not ending that by being like yeah my dad and I are Fu noral human ejaculating the normal amount for a human you did say it was normal Doug do you think when your Skyrim character holds fire in the hands it feels good this was six right is that seven that that was kind of normal that felt only kind of relevant it was okay this next I'm going to rig it this next one has to be normal and or relevant and then then you've earned the new record and 10 gifted Subs we'll we'll nullify that one if next one's normal 10 gifted Subs hi Doug should I get tacos tonight thanks for streaming you always make me burst out in acne much love I don't know these are weird these are in the middle I can't tell like that's not really relevant that's normal how is that normal that's not perfectly normal we need a normal ass message one that is very explicitly normal this one has to be super normal the normal distribution describes a symmetrical plot of data around the width of the curve is defined standard deviation also Doug dug looks like a bell pepper coincidence hold on hold on hold on at the end no that's kind of canceled I'll count it totally normal kind of Jesus Take the Wheel thank you Doug for the 10 gifted Subs I think you earned it congratulations chat you're kind of normal I'm really proud of you as a reminder this is supposed to be about Skyrim we're doing like a fun haha challenge remember double or nothing I've already given you the what so like 14 in a row man I can't wait to bust on out on 7even okay you're B to okay I think I think it's time to focus on the challenge hey Doug I know this is a bit sudden but would you go to prom with me I love you okay that you know what no I was about to let that one slide absolutely not back to zero hey Doug I've been noticing a bit of preum in my trousers even when I'm not aroused very much mostly when I watch you're a negative one don't laugh to that dude why did this get way way worse once you as soon as you hit the goal just deteriorated immediately hey Doug why are you theoretically that guy like passed out or had a medical condition halfway through the sentence so I'll allow that hey Doug love all the har that's been going on have a nice day gotam that's not nope no gotam jokes are not relevant you can't say five on that that was not normal or relevant how how do you think that is a normal relevant message that was nice that doesn't mean it's just because you like it doesn't mean it's normal or relevant the whole point is to get the messages back to relevancy they said have a nice day that doesn't make it relevant it's not seven now as I when I press e I've beaten the challenge let's see how far you can go what are you at right now okay you're saying nine I don't believe that hey dog dog you drink olive oil you eat blocks of butter you are the reason were so weird I'll allow that 10 if you get to 14 I did say it would double or nothing you'd earned 10 more gifted Subs hey Doug did you watch football over the holiday weekend someone got aul no no no back to zero I talk to the queen I win I win I win the challenge that everybody's here for everybody loves Skyrim it's not a typo no that doesn't count you can't assume they're doing typos that was not normal wait this is about Skyrim this is a horse stream the botom text says horse in all caps okay that's 11 I won't count the ejaculate one that is relevant because I do have horse down there you need three more normal ones in a row de stop kidding yourself we're so far off topic that commenting on the game play should be considered Direct relevanted set counter to zero technically that is talking about the meta look at all that Marshland ahead that was technically relevant one more and you break the record you're going to eat your mother you were so close you you were so close and you couldn't close it out that's a typo which CH is almost able to say 14 normal things in a row normal in quotes half of the people were typoing constantly that's a quote though it what he did have quotes you are right you are actually correct it's quoted from the game okay so what do you at now hold on you're saying 14 or 15 or 16 that seems like [ __ ] to me I can't just assume that if anybody says something weird in chat that they that it was a typo okay if the next three are normal or relevant I'll do the double or nothing and 10 more you've got to get three in a row titter replace the word giggle or laugh with this word when you want to impress someone this is what I mean how is that's not relevant that's not relevant but it's normal who like why is it normal why would that be a normal thing to say I get okay I'll let it slide you're going to eat your mother's food and then you can play with your messages and we are the weird ones you [ __ ] boo that's not a quote from something that's not a quote you can't just put it in quotes and have it be relevant you said that oh I said that oh okay so one more hey Doug I am finally paying D and D again on Wednesday I even got a project to use for displaying Battle maps what do you use to display Battle maps congratulations is a mother he has mommy milkers you okay literally the next one after getting the record no no no no you can't just say that all I I'll give you the 10 I'll give you 10 more you earned it and then you immediately dropped the ball somehow you managed to hold out just long enough hey I'm proud of you legitimately the TTS got a lot more relevant once we started the challenge so great job you did it all right that is GNA be it for today that was a great stream where we played Skyrim remember remember that part where we were playing the video game Skyrim dude there's like the alerts are so far behind they're like 20 minutes behind well the challenge is over the rest of the stream is turning off text yeah it could just be okay hold on we'll just kind to like uh too much cheese will make your pink devil Donuts swollen and oh God that's the hardest reset I've ever seen how do I fill 20 minutes minutes of of TTS messages being normal in quotes Okay if you got a real M it doesn't matter if it's coffee soda even red [Applause] wine that counts you can't just say they're from Alabama to make those retroactively normal I we have to assume the viewers are not from Alabama let's play some Skyrim Skyrim this hole all night technically relevant you know what no my standards are so low now my standards are that if you have the word Skyrim and a message about rim jobs that it's relevant hey Doug we need to spice this up every not normal TTS you sacrifice five Chatters okay fine I'm waiting for the textas speech to be done for the day okay all right here's what I'm going to do this will be fun the next person I see is on Deck uh you very not Jared very not Jared is banned for a million seconds if the next message is not normal I a normal human but do not ejaculate a normal amount please help okay here's the problem the ejaculation jokes have actually become relevant because they're an ongoing bit no no no I can't allow that that no no no no no sorry Jared you're out okay who am I looking at you maxer I like Kamp eyes I wish Skyrim oh yeah no you are dead maxer you are so [ __ ] Al so come yeah no you're out you're out this chat will never be normal Doug accepted we had 14 normal messages in a row I'm very proud of the chat today I I literally will hear people be like oh yeah like checked out Doug's Channel and like the chat is just like really crazy you know I enjoy his videos or whatever but like I the twitch chat is way too much there was a brief period today what maybe over 4 minutes where if they came in they would have been normal they would have been like oh these are normal people talking so I now have like a 4minute block out of 1,000 hours of content where we could show it to people and be like oh hey here's what Doug's channel is like and then people oh yeah that see yeah they seem cool they seem normal and then that's that's what we'll do as like our PR move okay we're going to we're just going to push that into the world and be like oh cool Doug's chat's normal this is it has a strength and the muscle making zor over so we won't show them this part of the stream we will show them that that 4minute clip we have to make sure never show them this part this a disaster

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Length: 16min 35sec (995 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 22 2024