Paula Poundstone -3- Snickers Commercial, Hotels, the Lawyer & the Lube Rack

I think is amazing no matter what you see on television or in the movies no matter what you see on television for example no matter how awful it is sometimes someone wrote that down on a piece of paper it cost tons of money to make this always amazed me like I don't know even remember the old Snickers commercial whether where the woman's brushing the horse and the guy interrupts her to ask her what what time of day she enjoys a Snickers bar and cea jeez she says well along about know when your appetite to poking at you poking at you so one row that down on a piece of cake typed it up probably a couple times there was probably a first draft we probably got the very best possible version of that that always amazes me many women auditioned for that role and were rejected and became bitter they were all in the casting office in the waiting room all nervous with the script trying to commit it to memory what about known when your appetites poking at your book long about new when your appetites poking at your probably a bunch of them just read it real flat you know not good at all just long about new way up that's poking a poking at next and then that one gifted woman that fine actress she had a vision my guess would be that she added the poking out your gesture on her own I just can't believe that was in the stage direction typed up anywhere probably just came to her all the sudden just she's probably reading it right off the page the long about noon we appetites poking at your partner and their mouths dropped open and then she made splash don't you think it's time for another sip of beverage don't you kind of what am i drinking diet coke I have to cuz I eat a box of pop-tarts a day I'm hoping this will take away I have become such a disgusting lazy Pig I didn't want become I didn't have that far to go frankly but I stay in hotels all the time you know and I have room service I'm too lazy even walk down the hall and get the food myself I have them bringing in on a tray put it on a pillow as close to my faces and get every to open I roll over and whatever food falls into my mouth thank you did you say great life who is it ever boy I am and eventually not tell you I checked it I'll tell the other day and the one behind the counter said to me do you have a flower preference I go yeah I would like a floor apparently they can just suspend you from the ceiling now I go oh no no no I would like a floor you go all inpatient you guys know what level oh well sorry obviously I'm not that bright nobody beginner I didn't know they could divide you up adware apparently that's an in the event I walked out for they can get the smart people out first while the stupid people are still upstairs collecting the little soaps and trying to get them hangers out their standing up those pretty much every week my small shampoo collection is the envy of all who see it oh I'm gonna get something out of this geeky job I wasn't knocked out the other day there was no shampoo in the room you know so I called down the front desk I said there's no shampoo in the room they stopped a Bell guy and he had his hands just full of lotions he goes oh we're all out of shampoo I said can you see that no matter how many lotions you bring me they're still not shampoo and it is after all two completely different functions I went out that night people like you know your hair's kinda yucky I go yes but feel my hands soft supple ever so beautiful so I just notice that your ties kind of party ties like this and part of it's like that did you do that on purpose is it hot in here are you HOT well you could loosen your tie though but once you've already gone like that may as well loosen it for chrissakes I'm wearing my tie Kanna loose tonight cuz I wanted that Darrin Stephens I'm home honey look do you live in a suburb of San Francisco Bay you live in the east bank mm-hm where exactly wearing these fit you live in Berkeley in Brooklyn what are you do for living I work in San Francisco at a law firm you work in San Francisco at a law firm I'll handle this ma'am have you had a bad lawyer experience you could say that you could say that I mean you could say that I did say that very well I might ask what what bad law experience did you have somebody didn't take care of her personal injury somebody didn't take care of a personal injury what what person wouldn't you like you weren't across you starting to slipped or something SI is my mother it was your mother yeah your mother hurt you and that you sooner I didn't even know you could do that that's incredible like an idiot I just been going to a shrink I see no that actually bringing legal action would feel better no somebody hurt your mother and then they didn't take care of the personal injury lawsuit right your mother wasn't your mother was in gentleman she fell in a gas station and the mother fell in a gas station it was her baby I don't never liked Self Serve that's exactly why because so many people's mothers can be hurt there is she okay now she's okay but she's okay you may not great right what you want her better than before what happened she was in a gas station what happened she tripped and fell over a jack handle it tore her face open on a Lou Brock tore her face open on a Lube rack she said two glasses ma'am home everybody out the story like that we coulda just lied Jesus I didn't like being here anymore tore her face open on out of your rack ma'am you could say she was in the bathroom and she's using that towel that turns around just spring and wristers tour face open on a little brat my mother door face open a little break I sure so wouldn't go down it to people don't they have a sign right there at the gas station ma'am right there that says that you're not allowed to be beyond a certain line one on account of the insurance no that's where we're suing them that's why you're sure cuz they didn't have let your mom put her face real close to ma'am I don't think you have a leg to stand on where's your lawyer you ever have one is Lou Brock things I'm not sure the mediums can relate to this story ma'am a lot of its event uncle's it tore their face open on a loop rack but not so much your mom

Channel: justfinenotdandy

Views: 297,257

Rating: 4.8339624 out of 5

Keywords: paula, poundstone, cats, cops, stuff

Id: ulM4E08J8Lo

Length: 9min 27sec (567 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 04 2009