Part 2 Kaylieleass storytimes!!!😍💕

story time the most psychotic dude i've ever hooked up with so his first question was what's your body count naturally i divided my true number by five to give him a much prettier number to look at once he was satisfied with my answer he decided we should talk and try to pursue a relationship so we start to talk but he would vocally express to me he didn't like that i lived 30 minutes away because he could not regularly stop by and check in my dorm to make sure i was not sleeping with other people so i didn't text him for two hours because i had to study for an exam and he goes well you're a [ __ ] and you probably gave me gonorrhea you're putting my life and my son's life in danger well an std is sexually transmitted so it's concerning i'm putting your son's life in danger but two weeks prior i got a test ring ring the results are in i'm clean so he then proceeds to say i will tell everyone you love i'll make a powerpoint presentation show it to your college to show everyone how nasty you are i wasn't concerned so i blocked him he then texts me off his son's phone and goes i have an infinite amount of resources don't block me again trying to scare me why block the sun radio silence where's your infinite amount of resources party story time okay so i went to a party and i showed up there super early because i'm literally that person anyways i was talking to the guy throwing the party and i'm like yeah i'm not feeling it i don't really want to drink yes i'm literally the lamest person alive anyways he's like okay do you want a bottle of vodka boy i just told you i didn't want a drink and he's like no like an empty one you can fill up with water and pretend you're drinking and i'm like you're a genius so i do just that and i walk around the party drinking out of this bottle of vodka that actually has water in it people literally thought it was legendary they thought i was getting so drunk so basically at this point i was lying to everybody at the party so anyways i get thirsty so i step outside and start chugging this bottle of vodka that's actually water and i look to my left and there's this girl literally staring at me okay i have like a really gross disgusting story time so just listen so like in seventh grade like girls at my middle school thought it was like trendy and like cute and quirky to like piss your pants like at school like do it at school like they would like laugh so hard that like looks like they peed themselves and like would keep it on their butt all day and then they would like ask for like their crushes sweatshirt to like cover up like the pee on their back just because like they're so cute and quirky and i remember this one girl pissed herself at a choir concert backstage in the choir room and the whole entire choir room smelled for like a day and there was just a puddle of pee on the seat and she literally had to go to the bathroom and wet her whole pants so that you couldn't tell that she pissed herself like it got to the point where like two or three girls a day were walking around the school with pee on their butt and like no one said anything like it was cute and trendy and like even the guys jumped on it they were like oh my god like she peed like what like it's just so like unbelievable but like it literally happened and i don't know why story time [ __ ] my boyfriend throws this party i'm like can i bring my best friend he says i don't really know her and then i was like i'm gonna bring her anyway a little bit into the party he's like i'm gonna go pick up my friend and i was like okay i sat outside my best friend was inside i thought she was i didn't really care what she was doing i trusted her he comes back 30 minutes later comes outside and everything is fine he's not suspicious at all i then sleep over at his house that night he's in the shower and his phone is blowing up like blowing up and i'm like who the [ __ ] is that my snoopy ass looks on his phone it's this guy luke and he doesn't have any friends named luke it was constant text like you need to break up with her you can do so much better blah blah blah and then luke says you know she's my best friend she can't know about this so i sat there they've been hooking up our whole relationship so i tell his mom and i leave i'm a [ __ ] circus this is a crazy story time of when i used to work at tilly's so buckle up this middle-aged mom walks in the store right and she just starts walking around the men's section and literally just grabbing everything she sees i mean she's not even looking at the sizes so we thought that was weird so we went up and asked her if she needs any help and of course she said no then she decides that she wants to try everything on so i unlocked a room for her and then i told her that she can only have seven at a time and she literally had a million things and she just ran in shut the door and cut me off so we started to get suspicious so i started talking over my little headset thingy and telling the people around the store what's going on we knocked on the door like three times asking if she needed help or needed any other sizes and of course she just said no again then she comes barging out and literally runs runs to the front door and just leaves so i walk in to see and there's literally a bloody tampon on the floor two days later she comes back to the store crazy story time about how my mom kidnapped my sister so my mom and dad split whenever i was really young and at this time they were always in and out of court battling for custody over my sister and i well the one day my dad drives my mom downtown to the courthouse because she didn't have a ride and before she gets out of the car she's like can i give the girls a hug and my dad was like yeah go ahead little background information i was more of a daddy's girl my sister was more of a mommy's girl which is probably the reason why she took her i was sitting by the window my sister was sitting in the middle seat so she gives me a hug next thing i know my sister's seat belt was unbuckled and my mom was running across the street with her in the middle of downtown didn't even look for cars so my dad got out of the car ran over grabbed her picked both of them up and walked over to the sidewalk and my mom was screaming bloody murder so this guy called the cops and my dad was trying to show them custody papers because he had full custody but the cop knew my mom so he let her take my sister we got her back but i didn't see this [ __ ] for like four months y'all a cheater is a cheater and if he's a cheater then he's going to cheat it don't matter what you do what you say how you dress how you act or what you change for him if he wants to cheat on you he's going to cheat on you and a lot of the times the girl that he cheats with is not prettier or better than you i'mma explain why men not cheat not men boys that cheat are very insecure and a lot of the times they get with girls who are too much to handle because they want to see if they can get them they get them they fall in love but then they realize oh this girl is too good for me oh this girl could get anybody she wants she might cheat on me she might do me dirty and their ego starts to suffer a little bit so what they do is they go and talk to other girls and do stuff with other girls to boost their ego a little bit but you need to know that they're actually really insecure really broken and have nothing going for themselves that they have to cheat on somebody to feel better about themselves oh honey you you dodged the bullet with that one okay don't worry about it keep it pushing story time about my toxic ex-friend group so my freshman year i had moved to a new high school so right away i started being friends with this group of girls and they were super nice and i was also friends with this group of guys well since i was friends with both groups we all started hanging out all the time but only whenever i was there the boys just didn't want to hang out with the other girls and after a few months the girls started acting really strange so anytime that i would hang out with the boys and not invite them they would ignore me for a whole week meaning they wouldn't talk to me in school they wouldn't answer my messages or anything like that not a single one of them and also anytime that we hung out they would be like oh invite the boys and it was like they never wanted to hang out with me so the one night one of the boys was throwing a party and i was going and the girls asked if they could come but they had drama with a lot of people so the boys didn't want them coming but i invited them anyways like for part two story time about how my boyfriend cheated on me with a 17 year old girl so when summer started i started working at this new job and i had a really good connection with one of my co-workers and he was 28 years old so we started talking but i would get mad at him a lot because he would ignore my messages asking to hang out and on top of that every time that we got done with work we would all go sit and eat and he would sit next to this one girl and by the way she was 17 and i could see them flirting all the time well finally once summer ended she moved away and then i felt like i had a real chance to start dating him so we started hanging out a lot and hooking up a lot after a few months i started taking our relationship serious well apparently not for him because there was this girl on his phone that he had been texting a lot so weirdly enough after that i get a dm from the girl that he would always flirt with at work and she asked me if i was dating him and i said yeah and then she goes oh well he's been texting me a lot so then i blocked her and went and hooked up with one of his friends that night like for part two part two about how my boyfriend was cheating on me with a 17 year old girl so like i said i hooked up with his friend that night but i didn't tell him for a couple months because he would always say that we weren't dating even though we were basically in a relationship so we were doing really good until around christmas time so after he gave me my gifts which was socks and a candle he left for massachusetts i don't know if i said that right and a month before this item blocked the girl that he was flirting with so weirdly enough after he left she dm'd me basically asking if i was still dating him again and i was like yeah why and she goes hmm well i need to tell you something he actually took my virginity and he's been sending me a lot of gifts like a record player and albums and we've been talking on the phone every night so when i confronted him about it he said he felt bad for her because he took her virginity so after that i confessed to hooking up with his best friend and called him a child predator crazy story time about how i found my aunt and my boyfriend hooking up at a family function so every year my mom and step dad would have a christmas party and everyone from both sides of the family would come and i also invited my boyfriend and at this time my boyfriend and i were both juniors in high school so everybody came to the party and everything was going good well like an hour into the party all the adults were super drunk so before we all open gifts i decided to help my mom clean up dinner so while i'm washing the dishes i look over and my aunt and boyfriend are talking a lot and she started to get really touchy with him but i didn't think anything of it because she was super drunk so after i'm done cleaning up we all started opening gifts and my boyfriend goes up to my room to go get his phone off the charger and after he went upstairs my aunt was like oh i need to go throw up so about 10 minutes goes past and my boyfriend's still up in the room grabbing his phone so i went to check on him and i walk upstairs to see my aunt and my boyfriend laying on my bed making out like for part two part two to how i caught my aunt and my boyfriend hooking up at a family function so like i said they are laying on my bed making out doors wide open they don't even bother to shut the door and both of their shirts are off and i think i should just put in here my aunt is like 28 she's on my step-dad side she's really young so they look up and my aunt's just like drunk as [ __ ] looking at me and she's like do you want to join like [ __ ] what the [ __ ] so i'm just like shook and i start screaming everybody rushes up the stairs and my mom pushes me out of the way and sees my boyfriend and my aunt laying on my bed with their shirts off so my mom starts screaming at everybody so my mom calls the cop says that an adult is touching an underage boy and she calls his mom tells her what happened so my boyfriend and i broke up so that spread around the whole school and weren't got out that they actually started seeing each other crazy story time about how my sister and i found out that we were hooking up with the same guy so i was a freshman my sister was a sophomore and there was this really cute guy in her grade that i liked but i could never find a way to talk to him because we weren't in the same grade and had none of the same classes and my sister and i were not close at all like we didn't tell each other [ __ ] we didn't really talk to each other or anything so by that being said we never told each other about the boys that we liked we just didn't have that bond well track season came around so they called all the people down who wanted to do track and i saw him walk past my classroom window so i decided to go too so i signed up for track and him and i started to talk a little bit we exchanged numbers and he was popular i wasn't so he didn't want to be seen with me so after attendance we would go to this graveyard right by the track and hook up well the next day we had a meet in our school so him and i went to the graveyard hooked up and that's when it started getting crazy late for part two part two so on our way back from doing our thing we had saw a group of kids that were behind this bush and they were chiefing and we didn't think that they saw us because we were like oh they're just smoking like whatever so i go back to the meat everything is good until the end of the meet one of my best friends sends me this picture that i guess somebody posted on their story and it was a picture of me and the kid hooking up and next thing i know my sister is blowing up my phone and like i said my sister and i didn't have a good bond so i didn't give a [ __ ] what she had to say because i didn't know so then i got home and as soon as i walked into my room my sister was literally waiting there for me and she's like what the [ __ ] is wrong with you like him and i are in a relationship and i'm like [ __ ] what the [ __ ] and she was like well it's on the download but we're in a relationship what the [ __ ] is wrong with you you're a [ __ ] so then she decides to drive both of us over to his house so we all decided to just stay away from each other but then they got back together so i just figured that wasn't fair and i'm still hooking up with him while they're together crazy ass story time about how my best friend's parents walked in on me sleeping with my best friend's brothers and yes i said brothers so my freshman year i became best friends with this girl and she had two older hot ass brothers one was in college and one was a senior well it was christmas break and her older brother from college was home and my parents let me go with them to florida for christmas break they had a super nice beach house and i was sharing a room with my best friend and the boys were sharing a room and our room was connected because there was a bathroom in the middle well my best friend got super sick the first like three days of the trip so she didn't do anything with us so i was hanging out with the boys all the time well the one night we were on the deck and we started to play truth or dare and one of them asked would you sleep with us and i said yeah so at around 3am i snuck into the room and things started to get real nasty there are kids on this app so just use your imagination and things started to get really loud and we broke their parents up like for part two part two so we thought that we woke their parents up and we heard someone walking up the stairs so i ran into the bathroom hid and they asked if everything was okay and i was just like oh i'm not feeling good i think i caught whatever my best friend has so they went back downstairs and we thought they went back to sleep they were never asleep so we decided to go on to the deck and finish the nastiness that we were doing and i was like oh okay you know like we don't have to be that quiet now because their bedroom was in the front of the house and the porch was on the back of the house and we were on the second floor and below that there was another porch with like a fire pit and everything and i could see below us well out of the corner of my eye i thought i saw somebody walk into the house but stupid me i just ignored it not even a minute later i hear the sliding door open and i hear oh and we all turn around and everybody's standing there so they sent me home and told my parents but i didn't get grounded because loki my mom knew i was a hoe story time about how i tried to get my boyfriend back for cheating on me but i ended up with an std instead so a little background information i was dating this guy for about seven months whenever i was in high school and i would always hang out with him his guy friends and their girlfriends well the one night we were hanging out at my house and he kept checking my phone and he said it was because he was waiting for his mom to text my phone so then he had to go to the bathroom and he asked to take my phone with him and i said no because that's weird as far so while he's in the bathroom i get a text from a random number and it's a bunch of videos that my boyfriend took of him doing the nasty with other girls and there were like 15 videos all different girls so by this time he's been in the bathroom for like 15 minutes so i go to confront him while he's in the bathroom like i do not care at this point and he's gone my bathroom window is wide open my curtains are broken so then i start to text all of his best friends like for part two part two so it turns out the person who sent it to me was one of the girls in my friend group so at that point every single person in that friend group was dead to me and i needed to get every single one of them back so like i said i started texting all my ex's best friends and i asked every single one of them if they wanted to hook up four of them said yes the other three just blocked me and the four who said yes all had girlfriends in our friend group well the girls in my friend group had no idea so they invited me to their party and at that party it was my mission to do the dirty with every single one of those guys while there was this bathroom in the basement which nobody knew about except the girl whose house it was so one after the other i did the dirty with every single one of them in that bathroom and i made sure to snap a picture or take a video so that way i could send it to my boyfriend i know i'm crazy get over it well in the morning my ex's closest best friend came over well i did the dirty with him too because my ex hated him being around me because he was known for screwing other people's girlfriends okay there's gonna be a part three part three so a week later i started having some problems down there so i had my mom take me to the doctors turns out i have a [ __ ] std and nobody knew about it at least not yet well my boyfriend came over that same day asking if we could get back together so i thought what an even better way to get back at him give him what i have mind you i was still hooking up with all four of his best friends and then like two weeks later my boyfriend started talking to me about how he was also having problems down there and i was like oh maybe you should go to the doctors so after he went to the doctors he texts me and he goes yeah i have an std so then i sent him all the videos of his best friends and i and i said yeah i hope you enjoy living with that for the rest of your life and i also gave it to all of his friends and then they spread it to their girlfriends payback's a [ __ ] story time about how my boyfriend was cheating on me with my stepsister so a little background information my mom remarried whenever i was in eighth grade and my stepdad had two daughters one which was my age and we got along really well well before my sisters and i went back to school my mom wanted to go on a camping trip with everyone and my boyfriend was coming because he was really close with my family so while my stepsister and i are packing up she starts acting really weird and we're gonna call my boyfriend kevin she was like oh is kevin still coming with us and i was like yeah and then she goes oh are you and kevin still together and i'm like we were never broken up like the [ __ ] like i said she was just being super [ __ ] weird but anyways we all get in the car we drive up there and her and kevin start being super weird around each other like they were being too touchy any time that i wanted to go do something with kevin she would say oh kevin you can come do this instead well that night kevin and i are sleeping in our tent at least i thought he was and i wake up to some loud noises in the other tent like for part two part two so like i said i heard a bunch of noises and talking and my step sister's ten and i wake up and my boyfriend isn't in the tent so i'd be very quiet getting out of my tent and i go over to hers and i just listen and oh [ __ ] i should have just confronted them because i got my [ __ ] feelings hurt he was telling her how he didn't love me at all and how he only wanted to be with her and how every time that they kissed each other and screwed each other he felt such a connection between them so not only was he cheating physically but they had a connection wonderful so i open her tent and i confront them this was the most degrading thing i've ever went through in my life and i said i heard you guys outside and i'm just not the type of girl who's going to come at another girl because my man wants her because at that point he's not my man she goes sit down sweetie we need to talk apparently they're in love so they started dating they're still dating and my parents allowed it so i distanced myself from all them story time about how i woke up to my best friend having a seizure a little background information so my close friend invited me over to his house to spend the night and we're gonna call him jay well jay and i got to his house and his parents are really strict so he had to sneak me in so he told me to wait by the garage and as soon as he opens the front door to his house i hear his parents screaming so he's inside fighting with his parents i'm outside freezing my ass off so an hour later he comes out to get me walks me through the garage and i have to hide in this crawl space so while i'm hiding in this crawl space him and his parents are still arguing and his parents walk past where i was like five times so his mom gets in the car and leaves she said she was going to kill herself his dad comes into the garage starts crying i literally witness him have a mental [ __ ] breakdown then his mom came back said that she hated everybody so then jay purposely bangs his head off of the kitchen table two times so when he came into the garage to get me he had a nice pack on his head then we stock up to his room like for part two part two so like i said he rushes me up to his room because his dad was in the basement and his mom left again threatening to kill herself again and while we're upstairs he starts taking dabs and we're up for a little bit and then we go to sleep so at like eight in the morning we both wake up he's on his phone i'm on my phone we're not facing each other and then all of a sudden i feel the beds start to shake like a lot so i turn over and this kid is having a full-blown [ __ ] seizure like he's foaming at the mouth his eyes are literally rolling in the back of his [ __ ] head so i get up and roll him over onto his side because i didn't want him to start choking and i'm [ __ ] freaking out and don't know what to do because i wasn't even supposed to be there in the first place and he's like making all these types of noises so i go and i run down the hallway i try to find his parents room and i open the door and have to wake them up dead out of their sleep and i was like um your son's having a seizure so his mom runs over to the room and his dad's like well who the [ __ ] are you and why the [ __ ] are you in my house and i was like your son told me that i could stay the night last night oh like for part three part three so like i said his dad's like interrogating me right now so they call an ambulance his son leaves in the ambulance they didn't go with him and his dad's like you're never allowed in this [ __ ] house again and then he asked me did he take anything last night and i'm like he did dabs but like i didn't do anything because i don't do that stuff so he goes over to where all of his dab stuff is and starts throwing the glass pieces in the garbage making sure that he [ __ ] breaks them all and his mom comes over to me to comfort me because i'm literally like [ __ ] crying because this kid almost died right next to me and she's like it's okay sweetie like this happens to him a lot but i felt so uncomfortable because he was like making it seem like it was my fault so i hurry up and call my mom and my mom doesn't get there till like 30 minutes because their house is a little bit further away and for all of you wondering what happened to him i don't know because this happened this morning story time about how i broke up my best friend and his girlfriend so it was our sophomore year in high school and my best friend and i had known each other since we were like eight years old and i've always had a crush on him like any time he would get a girlfriend i would try and break them up and it would work well our freshman year of high school he started dating this one girl well when he started dating her he distanced himself from me because she didn't like how much time we were spending together so a few months go by and my birthday's coming up and mind you within these past few months we only seen each other like twice and he had me blocked on all social media well our parents were really good friends because we lived in the same cul-de-sac so my mom invited him and his parents to my birthday party so at the end of my party my friends left and him and his parents stayed and my parents really didn't care if i drank alcohol so we'd like a whole bottle of vodka to ourselves so we're in the basement and we're taking shots together well i got him super drunk and he fell asleep and while he was sleeping i went on his phone and like for part two part two and i was able to get into his phone because he sold my fingerprint from when we were best friends so i unblocked myself on all social medias and there was an ottoman pushed against the couch so while he was sleeping i was able to go lay next to him so while i was laying next to him i took a few pictures of us and i saved them in his camera roll and i also sent one to his girlfriend and it was about one in the morning well she opened it right away and then she started going off and would not stop calling his phone so after that i turned his phone off so he started to wake up and then we started drinking more and then we started fooling around and while we were doing the nasty i took a video but he didn't see it because the phone was in front of me and i had his girlfriend on snapchat so what did i do i sent the [ __ ] video to her so the next day obviously he found out what happened so then he came over to my house to talk to me and i told him how i was upset that she was keeping him from me so he broke up with her and started dating me story time about how i found out that my boyfriend was trying to get with another girl on valentine's day okay there's a lot that goes into this story time so let me break it down for you real quick i was a sophomore my boyfriend and i had been dating for about four months now and he was a junior well there was this girl that he was for some reason obsessed with in his spanish class she was a freshman and i know you're probably thinking oh well how did you know he was obsessed with her well he would snapchat this girl 24 7. even his friends told me he was obsessed with her so i talked to him and i told him i was uncomfortable with how much he was talking to this girl and he said oh okay i'm sorry i'll block her now i didn't ask him to do that but it made me feel more confident in how he felt about me well valentine's day comes around and we didn't talk all day until he came to pick me up i wished him a happy valentine's day and got left on delivered so we get to the restaurants and we decide to put our phones at the end of the table so that way we would be more focused on each other well he goes to the bathroom and then i see this name pop up on his phone like for part two part two so like i said i saw this name on his phone and there was something special about this name so whenever i kept streaks i would put the word streak and then an emoji and then the person's name and he got the idea that instead of keeping her name he would put it as streak so i was like that's really [ __ ] weird and at first i was like what the [ __ ] so i opened his phone and what do you know it's from that girl and she was replying back to a big paragraph that he sent her and we had school that same day so at 6 30 in the morning this girl got a big paragraph from my boyfriend about how she's such a beautiful amazing girl and that she deserves somebody who's gonna take her out and buy her flowers and stuff and how if she wanted to go out to dinner let him know he took an extremely long time in the bathroom so the waiter came to our table so i ordered 300 worth of food for myself so when he came back i told him that i had to go call my mom and i left and he was stuck with a 400.00 story time about my worst trip off lsd so one of the kids in my friend group was about to leave for arizona and we would always talk about how we need to trip together before he leaves and anytime that i would trip off acid i would go to my one plug well he ran out so we had to go to somebody else and i've never tried this kid's stuff before i just said [ __ ] it yolo which should not have been my motto at the time but it was so that night we're in the car and one of our friends is driving because he's sober obviously and before i put the tab on my tongue i started to get really nervous and i have never felt like that before i've taken acid but i kind of just said [ __ ] it and i put it on my tongue so we go pick up two more people that i'm not really close with so then we make our way over to our other friend's apartment and i'm kind of feeling it but not really but then as soon as we walk into that apartment i start tripping balls and you know everything was going good but then my dumb ass decided to look in the [ __ ] mirror and as soon as i look in the mirror i see myself smile back at me like for part two okay part two so like i said i look in the mirror and i see myself smiling back at me and that's whenever everything went south so quick i sat on the bed tried to pull myself together because i didn't want to make a [ __ ] scene in front of everybody but then i got caught in this [ __ ] loop and if you don't know what the loop is then i'm gonna tell you what it is it's basically where you feel like you're doing the same thing over and over and over again and then i started looking around at everybody and it looked like their faces were melting one of my friends got up off his chair walked to the other side of the room and i watched him do that but when i look back over at the [ __ ] chair he was still sitting there so i looked at my one friend that was sober who i was actually really close with and i think he saw the look in my eye and he was like do you want to leave now and i just shook my head yeah like i could not deal with that [ __ ] anymore so we go to his car and then we drive to my boyfriend's house because i could not go home i would have got crucified but we get in the house and as soon as his mom sees me she knows that something's wrong like for part three okay part three so like i said i walked in and she knew that something was wrong with me right away because she was like oh i have a letter from your boyfriend and usually i would run up grab it read it really quickly because i would only get like one letter a week but instead i ran downstairs because her face was [ __ ] melting so five minutes later she has to come downstairs and help me get dressed into my pajamas because i forgot how to dress myself i didn't want to be left alone that night so my friend stayed in the basement with me so he went and tried to go to sleep but he couldn't because i was watching butterfly effect for eight hours straight like that was the only thing that could calm me down but i still don't even know all the freaking words to it which is weird like he would try to change the video and somehow i end up back to butterfly effect and then he tried to kiss me so he left the next morning because he had to go to work which was at like 11 a.m and i took this tab at 8 p.m the day before so i was getting texts like where are you you're supposed to be home now so i had to go home and act normal in front of everybody while i'm still tripping balls and i also got grounded for coming home late because i could not come home at the right time because i was tripping so hard and this lasted for about 24 hours

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Length: 31min 37sec (1897 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 21 2020