Parents Guess What Naughty Items Their Kid Owns

you don't know what it is this is like what is it is it a goosebug where's the bed i thought it was a bag we've evolved i don't want to touch it vagina probably well there's a scary man oh i carry cooties thought it was for your butt hello guys i'm ken and that's buff pro and today we're checking out the cuts they've had a video that's just been going wild getting tons of views where parents guess what naughty items their kids own and the very first scene is this freaking i don't know what that thing is i've never seen that in my life apparently someone owns that and it could be their kid oh my god my dad my dad all my dad feelings right now are just like no oh we'll see you see i'm going back to the kid feelings ken what type of items did you have that your parents didn't know about no hey well [Laughter] if this is your first video you're watching be sure to hit the subscribe button leave a like leave a comment do all that cool stuff it helps out a lot check out the gaming channel toastygames if you want to see gameplay dane streams on twitch at buff pro and he also has a youtube channel buff pro the and uh we appreciate you i was married before and my father-in-law bought me something like this i tried the dog why don't you ever wear that for me okay all right well that's just it's starting off great already this guy had it he don't wear it anymore this guy had a questionable this guy had a questionable childhood step dad or somebody who bought this for me and you know had me wear it around the house a little bit but it was just a gag we were just being boys you know but by the way i don't know what that thing is i don't either all right this is uh so versus on the cut parents try to guess what taboo items their kid owns or not okay so they're bringing items out and then the parents gotta ask their kids if they own them oh god i'm already cringing oh i know this is gonna be bad but i'm ready have you ever gone through my room and found anything yes i have gone through your room oh my god are you kidding me ah duh i've been through your room this freaking dude right here step dad here look at his oversized freaking like suit and tennis shoes and like four different five different shirts on and whoa whoa whoa kid lay off of him that's my guy i love this style he's styling right now all right all right i dressed the same way i ain't lying either all right are you ready for the first item yeah yeah bring it out let's go oh a big old bowl full of condoms you know what i'm gonna say my man right here ain't got none of them in his room it's all i'm saying i'm single right now how many people do you think i've had sex with three this like child parent relationship already i would never be like hey mom guess how many people i've slept with she would just have a heart attack and just die i don't know why right there on the spot my mom would start like pulling out her spoon like what'd you say excuse me you mean you better notice loving nobody you ain't married yet right no ella are you sexually active i am i have a a boo thing ella are you monogamous yeah you guys get a boo thing get that dad sitting here he's just like might agree to come on the show already who is this look at his hands you can like see like the pressure he's putting on his knuckles because hands are like beat red and there's like these white outlines there oh my god this guy's about to have a heart attack already i mean i would say i'm a sexually active 24 year old ask your daughter if she's monogamous are you monogamous wait a minute no wait a minute why is this dude over here trying to open a condom right now the whole time i'm just trying to struggle to get it open like he's never even seen one of these before in his life i've heard of these things how does it work [Laughter] when i'm kind of hungry strawberry flavor i know her boyfriend and he's super responsible i do own them i don't use them all that much but i do own them why why would you say that dad was over there like yeah he's like yeah got it and then like she says that and he's like what yeah he's like excuse me i'm about to crawl brandon's mom from night day fiance never set you up an appointment i would hope yes but for some reason i'm gonna say no i'm gonna say yes i do condoms in my room is that mom over there like you know i think he does some reason i just think he's too um look at him he dumb she's like you know he should but it's my son and i've seen his report cards ah he ain't got nerd in there not marin i don't have any condoms why don't you have condoms honestly convenience you believe this you believe this we're going to bring in what is convenient about that i'm about to cry over here like wait i don't own anything it's just convenient just to you know not have them you know have these babies is just convenient i let him worry about if you don't bring one you know whatever it's cool ain't no big deal really good at pulling out you know just like brandon brandon has taught classes i think the medical term is the pull out method maybe i'm just really good at it i don't know check out our 90 day fiance videos about freaking brandon julia that dude is freaking ugh ugh cigarettes oh wait well we should go back condoms i mean shoot do i mean obviously i ain't never seen one [Laughter] i got kids all over the place you know yeah i don't know why what do you even what what are they for ah cause i'm i'm celibate oh well you see you know i mean sometimes dane when you're like a you know a hit and quit kind of guy you got to put one on just to go the extra mile oh my gosh your performance enhancer is understood you think felix smokes cigarettes no i don't think he does i say no felix what's the answer no i don't i never smoked a cigarette uh-uh i don't think yeah i mean i i'm gonna i don't know i i know people that smoke i think that smoking cigarettes nowadays especially with like younger people is kind of rare most people gonna say no they'd be like nah bruh vapes [Laughter] oh definitely yes she does how do you know because i've seen them in your purse oh it's a yes okay yeah and also you know even though you don't think you smell like cigarettes you definitely smell like cigarettes i'm gonna say you know you kind of walk past us sometimes and can smell the cigarette people that smoke i don't know why they think that like you know let me chew some gum or something it's like your whole your whole being smells like a cigarette right now i can smell you from like 20 feet away i can smell your soul can you see me oh there it is that's what i've been waiting on right there that thing right oh wow what what i mean i guess i guess it's just to be sexy just put some you know pearls on your bits and yeah there you go oh yeah look at this it's all dolled up for you honey what's going on other than that i don't know no i generally do the laundry i i would guess yes yes all right roy all right roy yeah high five dude yeah you've been checking out your daughter's thongs nice dude get in there yeah heck yeah celebrate that all right roy i'm gonna say yes i say yeah he's got a little freaky side to him yeah oh no i don't own those you don't no but i might now no i'm kidding i'm like yeah i was gonna say i think it's way less common for dudes to own something like that yeah i don't know get my speedo out you know i kind of got like i found like a type of underwear that i like and then i buy like eight pairs of those and that's pretty much all i get i mean that's kind of why it's kind of how mine goes until i get a bunch of holes in them you know what i'm saying for wearing them for so long and then i gotta bust out the tighty whities again sexy about them it's all about that strong personality you got the spotty white yeah 34 going on 80. would you ever wear those maybe if i was your age ew would you ever wear those you're not talking to me oh yeah oh yeah she definitely got like eight of these of course we partake they party no they partake we partake of course they just even get like the accent like of course you yeah my name is lou you know we all smoking we're smoking the marijuana you know what's what you will fight about it it's super dang only the best for me my stepdaughter of course no that makes ella wait what wait wait mom maybe mommy don't think this girl right here smokes weed i mean i just look at her you know like she's stoned right now dude she chases she chases her weed with her cigarette mom she's being blazed out right now look at that look she's wearing a jacket it looks like somebody's some grandma's carpet of course she's high all the time i'm gonna say yes there's i don't because it does make me anxious i was wrong man i was wrong it makes her anxious dang whatever she had to try to know it makes her anxious i thought i had her all figured out man do you think jake is a bad influence on me so here's my take on this very simply sometimes he drives me nuts and i want to punch him in the face because you don't move [ __ ] up get in there he don't move quick enough what does that mean he don't move quick enough i want to punch him isn't my way i'm walking here bro i said pass the ball what are you doing you're taking too long you're about to get punched what the hell is that oh my god oh i got nothing to say i'll let you take this one that is known as a gag ball i believe what is this dude just step that bottom one as a gang oh you're like this dude is just like the self-incriminating dude ever is like yeah my stepdad got me one of them too i tried it on you know it's just a gag though literally can we take this home [Music] jesus christ oh my god roy oh my god dude roy just a freak you know you're right dude don't know what it is this is like what is it is it a goosebug where's the bag i thought it was a bag we've evolved i carry cooties thought it was for your butt oh the enema you know get that coffee enema going over here cleanse it out it's actually active and gay maybe he would use it to like clean up yes you got it right so i mean you knew whoa okay all right all right he's got one you gotta use one of these gotta clean up a little bit you know gotta cleanse to cleanse the old the old palette you know the um all right all right do you do it regularly how often are you supposed to do it once a month cool we can put it on the calendar we're not doing it we have to put it on the calendar let's have some mom and daughter family time we're just trying to bond here mom come on let's go douche together you know what i mean we can compare what all we wash out you know look at that oh gross you had that pregnancy test the pregnancy test i don't think most people just keep these on deck i usually figure it's like oh crap i need to go buy one because yeah it's like oh whoa let me so if you're trying yeah probably but yeah emergencies only you think ella's ever had to use one yes do you know that yes you probably didn't know that did you you should ask her if she ever kept secrets from me oh dead man now this show is tearing families apart over here that's what the cuts about cutting that family time i think i was living in hawaii and i was dating someone there and i thought i was pregnant what's their name what was his name [Music] me i wasn't there and it was a great relationship wow that's family dynamic here just nuts this dude is just like just caught off guard completely like oh you can look through it i think i know what's in it yeah oh really's got one he's still with all the things my stepdad bought for me or whatever oh god do you guys watch pornography nope nope you've never watched porn no have i ever yeah heck yeah i have yeah watch this i will say that nobody owns a magazine maybe i don't know maybe the dude has a magazine i feel like i mean everybody just streams everything these days just open up your phone and it's all there right like yeah i don't think a magazine i think they're all gonna be no for the magazine answer's no porno mags are a little outdated no yay i don't know oh man oh what is he so bummed about that he didn't land or that she doesn't have one man you know what are you missing out you know see what's up maybe we could like do an exchange or something you know i'll give you mine you give me yours you know bada bing bada boom that actually it's right on kid i like it by the big bottom bowl yeah i do this daddy you said that too didn't you you guessed him yeah yeah i did actually yeah yeah i got him oh boy oh just a normal oh look at that that's cool wow oh my god this dude is just let me just let me all right luke all right get get somebody get lou off the stage he's over here off the stairs what is your problem he's over here just jerking on it roy don't even do that all right and he wants one i think you have one i say no i do go uh i think it's pretty cool though um i think most the parents are like treating their kids like they're they're adults and you know they're living their own lives they're not being like oh my god you have this right but maybe it's because the camera's there and like when they go home they're just like are you serious you freaking that's the first step the next thing you know ten years ago the the gateway well no it's not a drug but it's a gateway it's the gateway mama's can't handle oh my god next she's gonna be smoking crack look at her face over there she's just like she's just freaking me out like oh my god i do not want to talk to roy again is what you're thinking i literally said no to everything and roy said yes everything i i need [Laughter] yeah kristen you won wow congratulations okay he's just like congratulations can we go he's not happy can we get out of here i need to go down the cracker barrel and get me a you know some mashed potatoes and oh it's super fun a little embarrassing though i have to say yes i don't think that all your stuff should be out there which is good that you kept those things private until today and then you let the whole world know i mean now everybody that watch this video about it oh boy first thing when i get home i'm going in your closet you got to help me lift up the bed too oh my god first thing so i said first they get home it's like all right we're going through everything all right you got to clean your life up you got the gateway drug and it's wobbly what do you guys think of roy yeah that's that's what you can leave in the comments yeah tell us what you think of roy thank you guys very much for watching uh appreciate you today's your birthday happy birthday stay toasty my friends and i love you almost as much as roy loved every one of these items

Channel: CinnamonToastKen

Views: 797,487

Rating: 4.9637365 out of 5

Keywords: cinnamontoastken, satire, funny, react

Id: l_g8SZFcc3g

Length: 17min 24sec (1044 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 26 2021