Paper Mario and the Origami Salami

that's the million year door now walking out that's princess peach from mario how good to see you answer me this shouldn't the mushroom kingdom unfold and be refolded unto glory yes i believe that and what of those toads shouldn't they be silenced for all of eternity yes found bowser i'm saving them when you're ready press trigger to throw some confetti you don't have to do sound effects but i think they're kind of fun i did it i died maybe you can help me get my head unstuck i got just a plan this is actually the same plan i use to save bowser's life come on what do i get what do i have one birdo i wonder do you guys know that birdo talks this is as far as you know there's gonna be a big prize in this one don't laugh give me this give me this prize yes what is this what is this prize the shriveled seed oh my god this thing is so powerful you guys don't even know this thing is so good what's happening [Music] i found a toad got him thanks mario i've been in there for a long time you know what tents don't have right bathrooms there's no bathroom out here [Music] either i killed the music fix fixed it how do i fix the weak me code in the water i knew thank you thank you for saving you're welcome that's heathen is trying to steal the jews i see a mug we'd go try to stop him but we're koopa troops what are we gonna do walk into him slowly that's messed up we'll race this game insects are people too please be kind nope don't be stupid game die die stupid dick i hate bugs wait they actually are people toads are buried here i'll save you oh my god i ripped his head off found the tone don't rip his head off this time stupid guy what the [ __ ] stop [Music] don't do that [ __ ] you give me that bar you have to fight colored pencils as a boss it's a good thing i played the other game where you fight a steak as a boss i'm gonna go ahead and we're gonna we're gonna grab those colored pencils gonna beat the [ __ ] devil out of them i'm drawing you i'm actually drawing a photo of yoshi i have to color in the nose now and if you've painted with me before you know this is the fun part of this whole technique this will make the yoshi appear more lifelike you were better when you were a side scroller man and that's where you take all your hostilities and frustrations a lot of fun what do you say mario want to fax travel oh i get it a genius makes this game i unlocked the new character the baba bobby he's my best friend he's a really nice guy and he lost his memory so i gotta help him out he's actually a really cool and funny guy once you get to once you've actually played the game and you can see it bobby got knocked off for the bridge and he's dead now now wait a minute wait a minute he's alive you shaved me bobby run go go go go go go go go go go go go oh he's dead he's not dead he's in a tree i shave you there he goes again don't worry bobby i'll save you on the seventh time bumper checks here we go a can of tuna thrown by a monkey i just spent all my skill points to upgrade my weapon here opened can of tuna this is the most powerful item in the game the winston 3 helmet is the most powerful item in the game john my boy john we're going to rob tv john you can't change color splash dress you can't change what's coming i'm dead i found a secret cafe door hey barista hit me with another [Music] is this gonna be enough oh my god it's snake die die i kind of like being a snake step right up step right up you could win ten thousand call my god ten thousand coins if i had ten thousand coins i could just beat the game right now the rules are simple you must simply guess my mood well ain't it obvious i mean look at the face he's clearly sad he's very sad right now final answer lock it in come on baby he said look at it [Music] you bastard you liar he's the bastard liar i got it this time though sad sad he's the face is slightly altered but he's still sad actually final answer come on [Music] [ __ ] he is sad this is what everybody hopes for big m i had so much fun traveling with you it's been a blast thanks for the fuse best button thank you mario for everything what's happening what what the [ __ ] he dies but the bop bomb dies in mario who the [ __ ] makes this game you

Channel: videogamedunkey

Views: 4,121,613

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Id: 6notqS434xg

Length: 7min 39sec (459 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 30 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Crushing76]

"JOHN, MY BOY! WE GOTTA ROB TAHITI, JOHN!"

10/10. Thought it was Dutch himself.

[u/mattlantis]

Dunkey's impression of Spike as Dutch is the hardest I've laughed in a while

[u/51LOKLE]

And what of those...Toads?

Shouldn't they be silenced...

for all of eternity?

[u/Lord_Sauron]

Neil Druckmann strikes again

[u/eclement]

Someone pls watch this and give me the spoiler breakdown

[u/[deleted]]

Damn I might actually buy this lmao

[u/wyattlikesturtles]

Seeing this dialogue makes me want to get this game.

[u/TheSmokedSalmon420]

damn this game looks really fun

[u/51LOKLE]

I stopped listening to dunkey after he said Sonic 3D Blast was bad.