Mario Kart Wii : Hitler's Reign

Look at this degenerate, Carlos. Who plays as the Mii character? Go- We got people from all over, that guy's from Europe, Canada, dang. Mexico? The Online works good too. That guy's from - what? They're from dinosaur island? I love this level, Rainbow Street. Uh, back to dinosaur island for me. Here we go, here we go. EHHH AHHH This thing I love about Mario Kart You can always come back from a- From a bad start. unless you keep falling off. Come on.. Yes! Yes the Star Power! Can you say Comeback? *Laughter* BULLET BITCH Can you say Comeback? For real? heh heh heh *Evil Laughter* *Laughter* My biggest complaint about this game is that uh The Races are three minutes long and then selecting the next course for the race is about four or five minutes long they really have to get a better system for this I hope in Mario Kart 8, this is garbage UH HUH OHH NOW'S MY CHANCE FIRST PLACE OH BA, I CAN WIN *HUH* I CAN WIN *heavy and quick breathing* NO, NO, NO, NO! NOO NOOOO MY LEGACY *Darth Vader Moment* I was so close *heavier breathing* I had it all... It's right in front of me *heavy breathing NOOOOOOOOOOO They should call this Mario BIKE Wii Cause I'm the only asshole that's in a cart Me and that guy OHH OH UGH HA HO HO HO THIS IS THE ONE BABY I CAN FEEL IT THIS IS THE ONE THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS IS THAT MAGIC MOMENT TH- *Spit* No... Actually the biggest problem with this game is the voice actor for Donkey Kong Sounds like an asshole He-He's supposed to sound like *Wild Dunkey Mating call* Alright, let's try this, let's try this We should try automatic And there it is, folks. *Giggle* That's how you win What the hell- Mushroom Gorge... Mushroom Gorge Mushroom Gorge! *jason orgasm* OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE IT I'M FIRST PLACE, I'M FIRST PLACE, BABY! I'M FIRST PLACE Lap three! THIS IS THE ONE! THIS IS THE ONE *Laughs* *Laughter* *Breaking Bad Spoilers* *Dunkey crashing over and over again* *MORE Breaking Bad Spoilers*

Channel: videogamedunkey

Views: 9,435,923

Rating: 4.9564443 out of 5

Keywords: dunkey, Mario Kart Wii (Video Game), Mario Kart (Video Game Series), Wii (Computer), Mario (Fictional Character), Video Game (Industry), Mario Series (Video Game Series), mario kart, videogamedunkey

Id: _k9cZHvJAZM

Length: 4min 26sec (266 seconds)

Published: Tue May 20 2014

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

This one has classic potential

[u/Salmontaxi]

Looks like ol' donk needs to git gud at Mario kart.