(upbeat music) - Hello there, here's Some News. (soft pop) We did it, wait, hold on. We did it, you guys, we made it to the 100th episode,
"Some More News" special. Also the president and cited
an unsuccessful insurrection on the United States Capitol
resulting in several deaths and sure that's no worthy as well, we'll get to it. But 100 episodes, wow are we right? Am I right? Do we have a celebratory graphic? Well, we kind of spent all
the money on that puppet and the movie Macaulay
Culkin cost us like 10 grand. Not as like a fee, he just totaled my car. Anyway just because we're on a budget, doesn't mean we can't have
a whole other special, while the country falls apart,
again, still just a series of specials and stunts
and never ending episodes about national disasters, impeachment second impeachment, treason, et cetera. But then another special
and another special round and round we go like
a purgatorial carnival ride, all that fun. That's why to celebrate
100 of these, I'm going to eat 100 uncooked eggs. Is this really what we agreed upon like shells and everything? Can we do like a "Star Wars" thing? - Cody, hey, what's up? You gonna eat those eggs or not? - I guess I'm just
wondering if this is gonna are we sure this is safe? - If we're doing it, then it's safe. Wasn't this whole thing, your idea? - It certainly wasn't my idea. - Well, we already had the eggs and I couldn't get anything else. So we had...
- You already had the eggs? - Listen, man, do it or don't I don't care but a 100 episodes kind of feels like something we should celebrate. - By eating eggs? - Yes, absolutely, people
celebrate with eggs all the time. Like a birthday egg or like funeral (indistinct) I don't know, whatever man
just eat the eggs, okay? Egg boy bye. - Okay. You know what, why don't
we just do the news? 100 it's just a number and
no better way to celebrate than just keep on keeping on with boring old regular news. That's right. Everything is out of control. Also, we still have presidents? I thought we nipped that in the bud but hey folks, there's
a lot to talk about. There's like ending of seven levels of unpacking that needs to be done. And it certainly won't
be done in this video. And in the time it took
to film and edit this we might not even have a country or maybe we'll have two countries or like a super country where
we all get laser eyes but water is money? But anyway, the point is
we're trying our best. And at least at the moment it appears that there won't be a government overthrow and therefore, not a complete fascist in
the White House for now. We've swept all the ear
wigs from the bathroom ignored the nests and the state of the mess that caused
this allegorical infestation in the first place, and now we can declare ourselves bug free and why not use our 100th
episode to celebrate that? That empty election victory
that included the almost former president calling for an overthrow of the government after
he lost the election. Just a little Oopsy, coopsy, koozie. Anyway, oh boy, are the GOP super shocked about the whole sedition thing? Aren't they? - The first thing that stands
out to me is how embarrassed and disgusted I am that
the United States Capitol got be taken over by domestic terrorist while we're in session transferring power from
one president to the other, that a band of people who are terrorists, not patriots literally occupied the floor of The House, drove the Senate out of its chamber. And the question for the
country is how could that happen 20 years after 9/11? - Lindsey Graham, the guy who
backed Trump's false claims of election fraud, shocked. Ted Cruz the guy who
actively alleged voter fraud despite there being no
evidence of it, shocked. Trump's own White House staff shocked. It kind of makes you
wonder where they were for the past four years, how they appear to be just tuning in. Well, no matter Republican lawmakers watching this video right now while we can't keep up
with what's happening, right this moment, we might
as well use our 100th episode to remind you of everything
that got us here. Perhaps get us all on the same page. And for the people who were
actually paying attention maybe this can be therapeutic, we can be like thankful it's technically behind
us sort of not really like if they actually go after Trump which is the best case scenario that means there will be
a year long trial filled with protests and dumb
lies and likely violence and terrible grifter takes and Twitter, oh the Twitter. But again, technically
speaking, we're done, we're done with the ear wig for now. Aren't you happy? So let's do it. Let's actually sit down and
go through everything bad Donald Trump has done to the country since he became the president. The stuff that GOP apparently missed until the last two weeks,
he's the president. (whooshing sound) So we could afford that
graphic, but not a title for the special? - Yeah, we've had that one on standby since he got COVID. So, what's the status with the egg eating? - Working up to it we got a
whole treason to talk about, but first how does one
start when chronicling the 1000 year saga the formerly of Twitter crime president loser who lost probably with the lies. Remember how he's a liar
who lied all the time? And not just the regular lies a president would make because they're all liars but like really insidious weird lies in really obvious ways. Lies that were somehow way bolder than the other liar Presidents. Lies that in the end
resulted in the deaths of a lot of Americans
from a virus and also (beep) insurrection on the US Capitol and all the future
deaths we've yet to see. Stay tuned for all the
future deaths folks. It's so many lies that there's an entire database keeping track of
the recorded 26,548 lies that Trump has made. That's an average of 12 lies a day meaning that between us writing this and recording and editing the episode he probably made another 100 plus lies. Meaning that if you sat
down and watched the 1997 thriller "The game" Trump will have lied at least once by the time you get to the thrilling and yet oddly low stakes twist
ending that I won't spoil in case you haven't seen the
1997 thriller "The Game." Just trying to put it in a perspective you all can understand, but especially for fans of 1997 "The Game"
starring Michael Douglas. And the most amazing
part of the lies is that it's genuinely hard to tell if some of them are
purposeful lies or just dumb (beep) he believes. Like remember when he said you
needed an ID to buy cereal? Something he's claimed multiple times? - If you go out and
you wanna buy groceries you need a picture on a card. You need ID, you go out
and you wanna buy anything you need ID and you need your picture. - And was that just him spinning (beep) or is he just so disconnected
from grocery shopping that he actually believes you
get carded for buying food? Serious question. Has he ever gone grocery shopping? Has he ever even eaten cereal before or all of his breakfast just handfuls of loose waffles crushed into wads by his ball me fingers stuffed into his enraged kisser with a cocktail of Sudafed
and Brain Force Plus while hunkered in his morning "Panic Room" chilling with Jodie foster man I've been on a real Fincher kick lately. Also, this is gonna take forever if I spend this much time on every lie. So let's just shotgun a few of them blast them into your face like you're a cornrowed Jared Leto in David Fincher's "Panic Room." Starting from the very
beginning of his campaign some highlights, lying nonstop about his campaign opponents and drumming up lasting
conspiracy theories about Hillary Clinton when there's plenty of real
stuff to complain about. Saying that Obama
wiretapped him because of a and I quote little bit of a hunch. Or much more hilariously
boosting a theory that Ted Cruz's father helped
assassinate John F. Kennedy based on a story from
the National Enquirer triggering a new found
humiliation fetish in the Senator and snowballing and
apparent life of servitude. Any who, Trump went on to win and then immediately
lied about the crowd size of his inauguration despite the entire
nation, having eyeballs. - This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration period. - Other lies about his election include, but aren't limited to his insistence that he only lost the popular vote because three to 5 million
people had voted illegally despite that being not the truth, opposite of the truth. One of his first
presidential actions was to issue a travel ban, which
in a weird coincidence specifically targeted Muslim countries. And like they said, it wasn't a ban and Obama had done the same thing and both of those things were lies. And then the ban caused
airport bottlenecks. this (beep) racist President claimed that only 109 people were
affected because of his actions. Despite that number being closer to at least 60,000 wait it's weird we didn't have a graphic of Trump's tweet about
it, I wonder why that is it's so strange. Ah, geez! What are some more lies? Do we have any racist lies and not something easy like birtherism or like the literal
first thing he said when announcing his candidacy
for president, which was and I'm very lightly paraphrasing here, Mexico is sending us their
rapists who are bringing drugs. We have to build a wall
to keep them out, huh? How could we have known? Anyway let's watch them
justify the travel ban and the wall by saying in front of Congress that
foreigners are responsible for the majority of terrorism since 9/11. - The vast majority of
individuals convicted of terrorist and
terrorism related offenses since 9/11 came here from
outside of our country. - Except that according to the government accountability office a government agency, it's
right there in the name his government agency, only
27% of extremist violence as an act of terrorism resulting in death were from radical Islamists. Can you guess what the
other 73% was caused by? I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with Dwight lure X, C miss. The hard rhyme it was Nazis or Nazi types with the skin
that tends to be white. Point is lies, and also racism. Gotta speed it up here. It's hard to list the lies and also explain them as lies. So like Google along, lot of lies to get to folks. Another fear monger lie was that time, he said that the murder rate in our country is the highest
it's been in 47 years. When that is literally the opposite. Here's the FBI saying the
opposite and here's a graph. And if you need the
nuance, what he's twisting is the true fact that there
was a slight increase in crime and that increase was
the steepest in 45 years. But that's part of a larger decrease, like the lies going down and then ticked up slightly and he's using that to lie and then take credit for crime going down after he took office even though it's just a larger pattern and boy, does he love taking credit
for things he didn't do, usually by lying about how
bad things were before him like saying that an
environmental regulation costs 100s of 1000s of jobs,
a figure that seemed to have come out of thin
air or falsely saying that the US has spent 7
trillion in the middle East when that number is actually from a study calculating the money we will spend. But hey maybe we shouldn't
be spending any trillions on blowing up foreign kids. So you know what? I will give him that one except he still increases the
military budget every year so not really. Except also not because he's
massively increased the number of drone strikes and
deaths from drone strikes from other drone strike
presidents and also made it so he and any other presidents
don't have to say how many civilian deaths there
are from those drone strikes. Also, he took credit
for cutting $600 million from the F-35 program, but actually they were
planning to cut costs before ever meeting with Trump. Oh, and he freaking love taking
credit for jobs, didn't he? Most often using company expansions that had literally nothing to do with him. He worked hard to keep
a Ford Lincoln plant for moving from a Kentucky to Mexico. Despite the actual fact
they weren't planning to do that at all. And also they don't make
Lincolns in Kentucky. And that time Exxon
Mobile announced they were expanding jobs and
Trump took a victory lap despite the plan originating in 2013. Oh, hey, hey there friend, do you remember when
he said he spent a lot of time with 9/11 first responders and that he was quote down there, and then the retired deputy chief with the New York fire
department was like, oh no he wasn't. 9/11 of course being that
time, there were 1000s of Muslims cheering on rooftops. Weird how he keeps lying about Muslims. It's only a section of the episode, we haven't even gotten to policy or crimes or existential terrors. Remember when he kept
lying about Time Magazine wanting him to be person of the year? And then we learned
that he had a Photoshop Time Magazine at his golf club? Like he was weirdly obsessed
with being person of the year like some kind of sad Booher fantasy. Speaking of weird golf course lies, how about that fake Civil War Memorial, that was definitely fake. Like he had a River of Blood, War Memorial with a quote credited to
him at his golf course. And that historians were
like that definitely isn't the thing. He's (indistinct) that hurricane Map Mexico will pay for the wall, doctors are executing babies. The military is low on ammunition. (beep) what is it? Are we spending trillions or are we running out of ammo? He lied about his height, what is with these guys doing that? Windmills. - If you have a windmill
anywhere near your house, congratulations, your house
just went down 75% in value. And they say the noise causes cancer, you tell me that one. (groaning) The thing makes it a sound, and of course it's like
a graveyard for birds. (breathing heavily) - Cody you doing okay? Need a cold glass of egg or something? - We haven't even talked
about crimes or climate change or countless coronavirus lies
that absolutely killed people. Like the lies I've been
covering are mostly lies, we forgot because of bigger more dangerous lies everyone knows about. And do we really need to talk about how he's called
climate change a Chinese hoax but privately recognizes
that climate change is real. And so his life there, one
that will slow down progress to likely catastrophic results
is not out of ignorance but flat out purposeful malfeasance or how people have actually died from
taking hydroxy chloroquine. At least one of those deaths
being directly related to Trump, falsely toting it
as a cure for coronavirus. Or the masks stuff,
downplaying the virus early on, ignoring warnings (beep)
directly giving the virus to other people. This mask thing, et cetera, and et cetera and at to the center is
where my et cetera is at a delicious smorgasbord
of lies surrounding the Russia investigation
claiming to have never met people he clearly has met. Entire genres of lies. I'm sure we've missed so many lies and could perhaps blast the screen with all the other lies
right in this second maybe with a cool font, like in those James Cameron
movies I've heard about. But, we need to move on. Because for the most part, this is just stuff
Trump did with his mouth mouth stuff. Trump doing mouth stuff on us. Really going as with
his mouth, imagine that. But also, and like I
guess way more importantly he's also done a lot of crimes, like not as the one most recent
crime that I'm sure happened while we were recording this episode perhaps another treason or
two but other crimes too. So many that once again, we
can have genres of crimes and this isn't counting is
pre presidential crimes. Like, rape something that
has its own extensive Wikipedia page. For the sake of brevity, I'm going to just remind
you all of the crimes he did while in office. How do we do this? Alphabetically, but like deceptively so that we still control the order or like Letterman's top 10 list. Remember that? Let's do both. Starting with (upbeat music) Number 10, A. Lot of Emoluments clause violations. Oh yeah, that. The old article one
section nine clause eight of the United States Constitution
that prevents any person holding office from
accepting any gifts or profit from their position. A violation considered so severe that in 1810, they approved a
currently unratified amendment making any violation punishable
by removing the citizenship of the individual in question. So yeah, kind of a biggie. Maybe we should make
that amendment official. I don't know, it's just an idea. Just a little brainstorm, putting all the cards
on the table and such, or in this case, folders
filled with obviously blank pieces of paper. Remember that? Remember when the president of the United States in
an effort to assure people he's going to divest
from his many businesses presented us all with
a half-ass scattering of shoddy office props,
like some kind of community theater production of
"Glengarry Glen Ross." What kind of hilarious
sociopath does that? The lazy hubris needed
to not only pass off, obviously blank paper, but also plant staff members into
the audience to laugh and clap at his very good words. And just as we all knew he was going to do our dear president proceeded
to spend the next four years using his position to make money while nobody did anything about it. We just sorta watched it happen. Kind of hoping that perhaps
the Democrats would maybe I don't know, stop him. But instead Trump
immediately began referring to Mar-a-Lago as the Southern White House specifically while hosting
the Japanese Prime Minister at his private club during a summit in which he charged the
United States Government a total of $36,000 for just that one time he charged three (beep)
dollars for glasses of water. Regular water, not like fancy $3 water where you soak $3 bills in the water to get that
salty manhandled flavor. And he would go on to make millions in hotel and resort profits
from taxpayer money spent on secret service and
event catering as well as GOP and corporate suck
ups using his properties like luxury wishing wells. Of course we know, and
are apparently bored with all our taxpayer money
going to that turd orange but often do we forget
all the weird corporate and political bribes just
flowing into Trump hotel. Like, hey, remember
that time Trump approved a merger between Sprint and T-Mobile that would (beep) over wireless customers? Like even though they
promised it would lead to 5G and more jobs most people understood that
would actually raise prices and reduce competition. And after the merger went
through, thanks to Trump T-Mobile went back on
all of their promises for innovation and job
creation because it was bad. And then we learned that also, just as an aside T-Mobile
had spent $195,000 at Trump hotels since asking
for the merger approval. So like T-Mobile wanted to do a bad thing designed to hurt people, lied
and said it would be good, and then spent almost
$200,000 directly paying the president through his business he didn't divest from resulting in that president approving the bad thing they wanted to do to people. In exchange it seems for money, just a thing that happened that didn't end Trump's presidency, nor did we blink after
learning that his IRS chief earns $100,000 a year from renting out Trump properties or the fact that he uses
Mar-a-Lago for fundraising events some of which feature
videos of him shooting the logo for Black Lives Matter, a civil rights movement. Remember, do you remember? And so he's essentially
siphoning political funds from the GOP straight to his company. Like some kind of it's grift isn't it? Seems like the word for it. (upbeat music) But of course, we're talking specifically about the emoluments clause, which is about foreign governments, giving money to the president which is also a thing he did on a regular basis no less to the surprise and action of no one. Foreign governments leasing
out luxury condominiums at Trump tower, making business deals with foreign companies
to build golf courses in other foreign countries. He tried to host the G7
Summit at his resort. He literally uses his
position as the president of the United States to
plug his (beep) businesses to foreign leaders spitting directly in the face of specifically Jimmy Carter and generally the emoluments clause. A thing our founding fathers apparently considered to be a really serious offense. Also plugging your businesses like that? Is this tacky man. And on Twitter, come on, weirdest tweets keep not showing up. I wonder what that's about. Any who, I guess the constitution is like vague or some junk. So we had a lot of problems
actually punishing Trump for this, even though it's clearly not what anyone had in mind
for how the presidency works. And like Jimmy Carter busting
his nuts and so on and so on. And I guess the founding
fathers who clearly wanted a harsh punishment for
this once made Ben Franklin seek approval for a diamond snuffbox from King Louie
specifically because of this but what they didn't
write it clear enough. So a joke's on them. The joke being that Trump used the office to make a total of $24,000,303, 218, for his properties specifically from being the president. Ha, ha, great joke on the country. So much egg on our faces. - Did someone say egg? - Next crime. (upbeat music) Number nine. But boy, he did terrible
campaign violations. This is already too many
bits on top of bits. I see that now, but whatever
we're pushing through it. So many crimes to get through folks. Remember this thing that Michael Cohen guy from forever ago who in 2018 surrendered to the FBI on charges
of amongst many things paying off women using campaign funds? Donald Trump's campaign funds and those women being people Donald Trump had relationships with. You know money to, shush them, shush money. Oh, and he was Trump's lawyer at the time and said he was directed by Trump to do that
thing, important detail. And then we later found
out that Trump's campaign had in total, he had
$170 million in spending that we know about. And while we couldn't
technically link the president to the actual crime by his lawyer who said the president told him to do it everyone was kind of curious
why we couldn't do something because why else would they
be paying off hush money if not at the president's request? But whatever I guess we just moved on or maybe not who can say
and frankly it's wild that this is like the least
important crime at this point. I'm so bored with the whole paying off incriminating people
during his presidential run. Let's move on to, (upbeat music) number eight. Crap, look at all this abuse of power. Oh yeah, this is one
of the hits right here had this (beep) in the
articles of impeachment, the first articles of impeachment. That's of course when our
president asked the government of Ukraine to investigate
a political rival in exchange for $400
million in military aid. And like we have a lot of evidence and testimony saying that
happened and direct links to his lawyer and Trump
literally confessing to it. But the GOP just threw it all out and said that he learned his lesson. Gee, I wonder how they feel
about that decision now. And again, this is like
the thing we all know about and it's almost not worth
recovering that time he was impeached for major crimes? Old news, bro, whatever give me that underground
corruption (beep). Like how aside from the
Ukraine quid pro quo Trump was clearly doing
this with his donors awarding ambassador and
government positions to rich people who gave to his campaign, which like a lot of things Trump does was not uncommon in politics but he just does it more and worse and more obviously one of those guys was of course that postmaster general guy, you know that guy, the one who (beep) the USPS
right before the election while the president publicly
admitted to wanting to (beep) the USPS to stop mailing ballots. Just a guy with power abusing
that power constantly. Pressuring the Attorney
General to investigate political rivals. Using his Twitter and power
to call a boycott over bad news coverage of him. Using his Twitter to intimidate witnesses during his impeachment,
his first impeachment. A lot of Twitter stuff, we can't see his tweets anymore I wonder what that's about? But oh yeah and attacking
private citizens on Twitter. Then there's the general
purge of officials deemed unloyal to the president the firing of witnesses
who testified against him. And of course the presidential pardons of people who refuse to rat him out. Terminal (beep) like Paul
Manafort and Roger Stone and Kushner and maybe also
Trump himself, perhaps. And this specifically leads us
to the next super fun crime, we're having a great time. Number seven, darn, bribes. It's kind of more often to
a lot of the other crimes. There's just so many crimes, it's a spectrum of crimes but we really should just stand
back for a second and like take in how many bribes the president of the United States was involved in. Like we already covered it, but his time in office began with the
knowledge that he paid off a woman to cover up an affair. And there was a time
where other politicians would impeach a president just for that. Like no judgment here if it's
consenting adults and whatnot but also Bill Clinton is a
rapist, but also, so is Trump. But you see how low the
bar has gone, right? To the point that news
like this story here where the president might
possibly be accepting money in exchange for giving
out pardons to criminals kind of got lost in the weeds because the weeds are already horrifying. The weeds include an
entire impeachment where Trump was essentially
bribing another country into investigating a political rival. The weeds are the fact
that Trump's business is a lobbyist wet dream allowing other countries like Saudi Arabia to rent out 500 rooms at Trump hotel for I'm sure very legitimate reasons or how Trump reportedly attempted to shut down the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, a law that prohibits companies from bribing foreign officials, because hey since all
those foreign companies are bribing him, it only seems fair. Did I mentioned that he tried to bribe a foreign country to
investigate a political rival? I did, but just for good measure. (upbeat music) Number six, everybody's talking
about that quid pro quo. I seriously, I can't stress enough how we impeach the president for something he definitely did do before the GOP acquitted
him for political purposes and said that he had learned his lesson. Like I know that was a whole thing, but just to recall the dits and the tails article two section
four of the constitution specifically says that a
president can be impeached for bribery, bribery being legally defined as a quid pro quo. And while there were other crimes too we got a clear picture from
testimony of several ambassadors and officials being told by Trump to defer to Rudy Giuliani on
matters involving Ukraine. Despite Rudy having no
official government positions besides being Trump's personal lawyer. And in one brief moment,
cyber security advisor. And at the time, oh fiddle
pants said out loud, I'm asking them to do an investigation that they're doing already and that other people
are telling them to stop and I'm going to give
them reasons why they shouldn't stop it because that information will be very, very helpful to my client. Rudy also hired several criminals to go to Ukraine and pay people
for dirt on the Bidens. One of those criminals would later say that Trump absolutely knew everything he was up to at the time. And like there are pictures
of them hanging out too seems damning. Also those crime folk
were making donations specifically attempting
to push out an ambassador that Rudy and Trump didn't
like also pretty damning, a little damning a dab of damning. If damning stuff was
like an old man's penis this is the equivalent of reaching into the pants and kinda
knocking it around a bit. We got a whole trial
with testimony talking about how Trump was
basically pushing officials out of Ukraine dealings
and trying to replace them with his personal lawyer. And at the same time we got Trump tweeting out all sorts of intimidation
tactics at those witnesses. Oh, and that whole testimony where the one ambassador who was also a (beep) donor to Trump's campaign flat out
said to a Ukraine official that he could get them a meeting with Trump only if they
continued to investigate Biden. And it caused John stupid
(beep)Bolton to straight up end the meeting right then and there. And all the ambassadors
were texting each other, like this is (beep) wild, he's trying to get them
to investigate Biden. And oh right, none of this
includes how Trump withheld aid from Ukraine and then got
on the phone with them and said he would put the aide back but first a direct quote, I would like you to do us a favor though. The favor being an investigation
into Joe Biden's family, And jeez, like they acquitted him huh? Because despite evidence
that Trump was directing them to go to Rudy, Trump claimed that his personal lawyer was acting alone. At least until he just flat out confessed after the fact. - [Geraldo] Was it strange to send, Rudy Giuliani to Ukraine,
your personal lawyer, are you sorry you did that? - [Trump] Not at all, Rudy
was a great crime fighter you know that may be better anybody.
- [Geraldo] Of course yeah. - Because he did it. He sent his personal lawyer to dig up dirt on a political rival. And at the same time rearranged
US diplomats to serve that personal purpose. Then he pulled aid and told
the Ukrainian President he'd give it back if he
did him a personal favor and we proved most of
that during the trial. And then the GOP acquitted him. And then Trump just brazenly
admitted to this stuff, he was previously denying and then he kept being the President. It's weird, super weird stuff, is weird the right word? Hold on. dictionary.com. Excruciating, that's the word
that describes this thing that happened, okay, cool. Hey, what letter are we
up to in the alphabet? (upbeat music) Number five, (beep) being obstruction. It's impeachment adjacent but deserves its own letter slash number or whatever. Trump obstructed justice, it was the second article
of the impeachment. Like the opening band to
the Ukraine headliner. That was specifically
about ignoring subpoenas. But there was a whole other
brand of Trump obstruction like before that. The cool Indie Band
playing down the street from the impeachment article opening for the Ukraine, headliner. Just so many crimes it's
hard to keep them all in your head without contextualizing
them as musical groups. I'm talking about all
of that Mueller (beep). God, you're gonna remember that. Mueller gave us a whole list of ways that Trump was
probably using his power to obstruct the Russia investigation, which totally isn't
(indistinct) as (beep). Do you even remember the
Russia investigation? Like the one different
than the Ukraine thing? Holy (beep) cat Jesus. He fired Comey. You remember Comey? That useless drip. He fired him, and he
only learned he was fired from watching the TV. He fired him as he was
investigating some kind of thing but it was terrible. And before he fired him,
he asked him to drop the investigation and demanded loyalty. And I guess they made a
mini series about it where he's Jeff Daniels bet,
that's a lot of fun. Don't you wanna watch that right about now the Jeff Daniels James Comey mini series that came out around the election? We have so much more to cover, Trump tried to talk Jeff
Sessions out of recusing himself from that investigation,
that's obstruction. He tried to fire Mueller
through white house counsel Don McGahn, and McGahn resigned instead, that's obstruction. He asked Flynn's lawyer
for a heads up on anything that might incriminate
him, that's obstruction. He (beep) called Michael Cohen, a rat, when he started to testify against him, like a TV criminal might say. Did I mentioned how he
fired all the people who testified against him
during the impeachment? I feel like I might have, but
I feel like saying it again. Let's move on before I literally explode. Number four, go, go, gadget election help from Russia. Oh my God, that's right. That's what the Comey stuff was about. Boy, that brings me right back. Donald Trump, Jr. meeting
with Russian lobbyists to Trump Tower, specifically
looking for dirt on Hillary Clinton and then
lying and saying it was about Russian child adoption
before the story went public and he had to change his story as you would for a totally
innocent and not illegal meeting. And Paul Manafort was there, there were damning emails about it, Paul Manafort went to jail,
so did George Papadopoulos, the Trump campaign advisors
who were caught seeking dirt on Hillary Clinton from Russia probably found through illegal means but I'm sure it wasn't something Trump who would later pardon Manafort,
knew anything about. - So did we clear, Mr. Trump
has no financial relationships with any Russian oligarch? - That's what he said, that's obviously what our position is. - And Roger Stone, now
pardoned the long-time Trump and Nixon associate was found
guilty of among several things threatening witnesses in
the Russia investigation that I'm sure Trump was
totally innocent in. Hey, remember when Trump offered
Juliana Assange a pardon, if he pretended that
Russia wasn't involved in the WikiLeak, DNC hacks? Innocent people's stuff that is people without ties to
Russia, these are the things they would do because there's
nothing going on with that. This is all bringing me so far back, oh my gosh, like when there was no disease and we were all excited about like "Game Of Thrones" and the President had yet to rile sedition
against a fair election and it was instead just desperately trying to cover up the fact
that he sought personal political help from a
foreign government that was specifically boosting his
presidency to create discord in the US and then accomplished that. You remember how Russia
successfully tried to kill our democracy by helping
to elect Donald Trump? Did you remember that? Oh nostalgia well jokes on them because we didn't need their help to destroy our democracy, ha, ha. Number three, have a hot
cup of advocating violence. Just to reiterate, there
was no way to see it coming that Trump would build a
base, willing to act violently in accordance with his wishes or maybe it's the opposite, hold on one second. It was the opposite where
it was incredibly clear that Trump was building
a conspiracy driven mob of terrifying, racist and sycophants somehow believing that a
wealthy reality TV host was the second coming of Jesus. The man famous for living in gold towers. I mean, if you just remember
his campaign rallies he would frequently encourage violence against people who dare
to speak up against him. There soon became an entire genre of Trump inspired hate crimes that we just learned to live with. Here's a list of 52 incidents from 2015 to 2019 were
violent actions were garnished with Trump slogans or
statements of support. Remember pipe bomb guy? The guy who specifically
tried to murder people, Trump didn't like? The time he called some Nazis very fine people and inspired America's most old to run for president. And when he tweeted,
when the looting starts the shooting starts a phrase
with a long ass history of inciting violence, specifically
against people of color. And then someone went out and shot people. How about when he told the
police to treat suspects rougher, when he threatened
a journalist prison. Remember when he praised a guy for body slamming a
reporter the time he said he'd physically fight Black
Lives Matter protestors which honestly I'd kind
of like to see him try. Or when he suggested shooting
people, crossing the border. Hey, remember what he
was asked point blank to condemn white supremacists
and instead told them to stand by and we just kept on going. He just kept on being
the president because there was just no way of knowing this would escalate any further. How could we know that the
president who praised a group of supporters trying to
run as opponents bus off the road would incite so much violence in the event of his election loss. Oh my God, we haven't even talked
about the human rights violations yet, like I know political violence
is real in vogue right now because we're seeing years
of Trump enabling coming to a climax or at least
hopefully this is the climax but we must not forget all
the human rights violations. Let's talk about that for a while. Number two, I can't believe
it's not basic human rights. Dang, I bet a lot of
this is technically legal and stuff that other
presidents did before Trump and will do after him. How do we even tackle this
in a section of this video? Do I need a second top 10
list within this top 10 list? Can I bless the information
directly into your head like in the movie "Brain Scan." I know how you all love
my "Brain Scan" references when talking about (beep)
over civil liberties. I'm just gonna shotgun this
in no particular order. Everyone get ready. Arguing that trans
rights are not protected by title seven of the
Civil Rights Act of 1964 revoking a rule disclosing
civilian casualties from airstrikes, trying
to revoke mercury limits on coal plants. Puerto Rico, just everything with Puerto Rico could
have done a whole hour in Puerto Rico, but we have to keep moving to using cluster munitions
despite being banned by over 100 other countries for disproportionately harming civilians. Rolling back access to free birth control pursuing the harshest penalties
against drug offenses. He revoked the 2014 Fair
Pay and Safe Workplaces or designed to protect
women in the workplace. Also revoked an equal pay rule or at least attempted to,
rolling back regulations making healthcare more accessible to those with disabilities. Repealing net neutrality I guess can count and there is a whole other
videos worth of content reversing protections
on offshore drilling, deregulating sources
of toxic air pollution, removing climate change information from government websites, withdrawing guidelines for
campus sexual assaults, scaling back civil rights investigations for the Education Department, lifting a human rights condition to an arm sale to Baron. Keystone pipeline, that's a whole thing (beep) there's not
enough time that we talk about the Muslim flight ban? I feel like we had that
earlier, but there's no way of knowing. All I see is darkness and blood. Then there's the
transgender bathroom stuff. And just like so much
(beep) over of trans people in the LGBTQ community. Again, several videos worth of that. Coal mining regulations,
animal rights regulations just flat out failing to
report human rights abuses in general. They ended protections
for Haitian refugees. Oh God, the immigration story. Seeking to end due process rights for undocumented immigrants,
making it easier to deport victims of domestic
violence, sexual assault and human trafficking,
expanding the power to deny asylum to any immigrant
who crosses illegally. Also, they're now just
sending asylum seekers back to the places they're seeking
asylum from while they work on their cases, routinely
forcing migrant children to take drugs and the cages,
of course, there's the cages day's worth of talking about cages. Can't forget the cages, which
admittedly were already there and how they use those
cages to, as a deterrent separate 1000s of kids from their parents and made the parents choose
between getting their kids back and being deported to the place they were trying to escape and
deported a bunch of families without their kids. And still can't find a
lot of the parents now and publicly said they are giving up on reuniting some of the
kids because it's too hard. And the people running
the cages are of course, buddies with Trump. And any reporter that
covers any of this was put on a special government
lists to what else? Betsy DeVos saying the
school should be able to report undocumented students, so they can be separated from the parents, putting in cages and lost in the system which I guess is a kind of education. Denying visas to those who
can't afford healthcare. Ah, I bet there are more that I miss, all the ice stuff and
COVID gosh, and COVID. (sipping drink) - [Gigi] Cody?
- Who is that? - [Gigi] Cody it's your grandma. - Gigi that's you? - [Gigi] I just wanted to check in to see how my grandson was doing. - Kind of work, but it's
very considerate of you. - [Gigi] Are you getting
enough protein, my boy? Have they been feeding
you all you sound cranky. - No I'm fine, just a little tense. - [Gigi] Perhaps you
need a good egg or two. - Oh thanks, I'm not hungry. - [Gigi] Your grandma
wants you to eat some eggs to get big and strong. Now do, as your grandma says now, grandma commands you. - Is this not my grandma? - Eat the fucking eggs Cody. - I don't wanna eat the eggs. - You promised to eat the eggs, do you really wanna break your promise? - When did I promise to eat the eggs? - Do not try to gaslight us Cody, you know what you did. - I'm pretty sure it's
the opposite thing that's happening right now. - You don't eat those eggs I swear on your school you will regret it, I will make this, the rest of your life. - Do I have to eat them? Can I just put them into
my body some other way? - You have one hour click
the sound of hanging up. I'm hanging up on you, but
it's not on an actual phone. Okay, bye. (sipping drink) - I think maybe I'm in danger. Where were we? Oh right, we were about to
name the number one crime of former president Donald Trump in alphabetical order, which is. (upbeat music) Treason, right the treason. That shouldn't come as
a surprise, I guess. And perhaps for a
moment, we should clarify that treason specifically
means a crime that's punishable by either death or no less than five years in prison
and a $10,000 fine. Because I guess there's a spectrum of treason actually, that does make sense. Like as much as we hate
this old Trump fellow he was probably on the
light side of treason, at least in terms of this
US Capitol, jazz, sorry, (indistinct) to the point that it's more likely to charge
him with sedition instead. Sedition being, advocating insurrection against the government with a
punishment of 10 to 20 years depending on if they'd be
able to prove a conspiracy like say, I don't know, if he had some kind of
hilariously inept lawyer who helped him. And then to impeach him, could
if convicted, disqualify him from ever holding office again, as well as trust or profit
under the United States, which is specifically noted in the current impeachment
papers which passed. The difference being
the treason is defined as levying war against the US or in adhering to their
enemies, giving them aid and comfort and is generally
harder to nail people on. And with that said, Donald Trump committed treason. Maybe we can't prove that
about him like in court but he definitely levied
war against the US. Was he too dumb to do that successfully? Sure, but that was
absolutely what he was trying to do right here. - Lets trial by combat. - All of us here today do not wanna see our election victory stolen by embolden radical left Democrats which is what they're doing and stolen by the fake news media. That's what they've done
and what they're doing. We will never give up,
we will never concede. It doesn't happen, you don't concede with. (crowd cheering draws out speaker) Our country has had enough,
we will not take it anymore. And that's what this is all about. (crowd cheering) And to use a favorite term that all of you people really came up with, we will stop the steal. We have come to demand that
Congress do the right thing and only count the electors
who have been lawfully, slated, lawfully slated. I know that everyone here will soon be marching over to the Capitol building to peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard today. We will see whether
Republicans stand strong for integrity of our elections, but whether or not they
stand strong for our country. Our country, our country
has been under siege for a long time. - So imagine if I told an entire crowd of people that Frankie Muniz was at this very second
feasting on the supple flesh of little baby kittens. Delicious, delicious kittens
but we hate to see it folks. We hate what Frankie Muniz is doing to those kittens, right this second. And we should probably go to his house and peacefully protest
as he eats those kittens, right this moment inside that house. And also I've been saying
this how Frankie Muniz is eating kittens for months now. And in fact, for years, I've been talking about all the terrible
stuff Frankie Muniz has done and sort of dodging every opportunity to denounce the people who
have attacked Frankie Muniz on the street for eating kittens. And sharing videos of people
clearly doing violence against Frankie Muniz. Re-tweeting accounts of
people who have been calling for the death of Frankie Muniz. Agent Cody Banks star, Frankie Muniz. It would be extremely
clear from years of me passively inciting violence
against Frankie Muniz that telling a crowd of
enraged Muniez hating weirdos that he's currently eating kittens and everyone should go to his house was an attempt at dethroning this delightful former child star. And now imagine that
I was completely lying about the kitten eating. And in fact knew that
I was lying about it. The election part, not Muniz that guy definitely eats kittens. But you get my point here in the sense that Trump had spent four years building a violent mob, condoning
violence, encouraging it getting mad when asked to
denounce his Nazi supporters. And then later at another time in his apology calling white
supremacists very fine people. Later telling the proud boys to stand by. Telling the people storming the Capitol to overturn the election that they're very
special and we love them. He would have to be extremely
stupid not to know what he was doing, which okay, maybe. But that also wouldn't absolve him from the responsibility. From the fact that he got in front of a crowd who truly
believed that the election was stolen from him. And then said (beep) like, I hope that our great vice president, our great vice president
comes through for us. And if he doesn't come through, I won't like him quite as much. And then told that crowd
to go to the place where Mike Pence was, along with
all the Democrats he's accused of being a child molesting
election, stealing cabal. And then the crowd got
there, shouting this. - [Crowd] We want Pence! - Before breaking into the
Capitol with flex cuffs and explosives and an
albeit half-assed plan to kidnap and murder
Trump's political opposition AKA the United States Government. That is the culmination
of a four year long push for treason by Donald Trump ear wig trader president, who before any of this happened was still in the (beep) hot seat for
a call in which he blatantly pressured Georgia election
officials to cheat the election for him. - [Trump] So all I wanna do is this, I just wanna find 11,780 votes which is one more than we have because we won the State and flipping
the State is a great Testament to our country because it's a testament that they can admit to a mistake or whatever
you wanna call it. If it was a mistake, I don't know. - Do you remember that? that the thing that should
have gotten him impeached before this other thing
that's gotten him impeached for a second time. On top of all the calls to violence obstructing justice
regarding an investigation into him working with
Russia, to win an election using his presidency to profit off of foreign corporate
interests and willfully building a mob of white supremacists and conspiracy theorists feeding off wild lies, demonizing his opponents before sending that mob to the US Capitol. If that's not treason then I don't know what the (beep) treason is. Maybe it's a little
legally foggy to prove, I don't know, man, but when
you add everything up like this it is truly ghastly to recall to see the growing
escalation that everyone paying attention was flat out warning would lead to some
kind of a violent coup attempt. And so not only do we
have to remove Trump, but all of the people who enabled him and pretended to not
see what was happening and are currently fading shock and trying to wash their hands of him. Whether or not Trump is
simply so narcissistic that he isn't fully aware
of what he's doing or very purposefully attempting
a white supremacist fueled overthrow of the
government it's moot. Because either way, he should
have been removed years ago. He should never have survived,
his first impeachment. He should have been impeached earlier for lots of other stuff. And the people who allowed
that need to be behind bars not cool Tiki bars, but the
jail kind of bars to be clear. Of all the things to storm
the US Capitol about. It's so (beep)surprising that
it wasn't the people who've spent the last four years
watching terrible coward standby and let a racist, sociopathic
sleazy line grifter slowly erode the country during a pandemic and instead it's the
violent dumpy (beep) mob of ignorant and entitled
ass holes demanding to live under authoritarian rule, what (beep) embarrassment. And now for the lighter side of Trump that's the transition we prepared. - Look, if you don't like
it, maybe you could eat a few eggs and protests. - I'm not eating eggs I'm not eating eggs. I'm not eating eggs, I'm not eating eggs. I'm not. And now for the lighter side of Trump. It's actually something
we've been wanting to do a video about, but never
really got around to it. I guess the clock is ticking. Now we're not about to
tell you any good thing about Trump as a president
or attempt to sympathize with him or defend him in any way. I just wanna make that clear. But, if we had defined a sort
of positive aspect to the man and it's not really positive, so much as interesting, is that Donald Trump is just such a living breathing
Dead Kennedy's album cover. And to be a white house photographer in the last four years,
must've been an absolute treat. He has, as you all certainly know by now murdered the concept of parody. Nobody speaks like him. And if you look at him without context which you should never
do, but when removed he's absolutely the funniest
(beep) president ever. Assuming his power ends here and now in America, somehow recovers we will be ironically
using his speech patterns and phrases in casual
conversations for decades to come. Many people are saying this about him. Like the man once stare
directly into a solar eclipse while his staffer yelled at him, not to. - [Man] Don't look. - Well, the first lady just stood there expressionless like
freaking Wednesday Adams. That's incredible. He got on Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe, like a
Leslie Nielsen character. I'm not one for body shaming here but he's the most powerful
person in the world and couldn't seem to grasp
the hair and makeup needed to half-ass an imagined vitality he so desperately tried to conjure. Like while all the knocks it
is appearance you often see from liberal Twitter, usually just end up being cruel and petty and hypocritical. There's something fascinating about the attempts to make
him seem overly powerful or sexy when he's, he's just an old guy. He dances like a school chaperone. He stands like he has no knees. He has resting toddler face. Again whatever, it all kind of seems like a doll afterthought
from the trees and stuff. But I just like to take a moment to really showcase the seemingly
purposeful Banksy level art that Donald Trump has given us. Fade to black, please. ♪ As we walk ♪ ♪ Very strongly down ♪ ♪ This walls ♪ ♪ Will have all the best memories ♪ ♪ Like this ♪ ♪ Remember this ♪ ♪ Remember this ♪ ♪ Remember this ♪ ♪ Remember this ♪ ♪ Miss you miss you miss you ♪ ♪ Miss you miss you ♪ ♪ Miss you ♪ ♪ Remember this ♪ ♪ Remember this ♪ ♪ Remember this ♪ ♪ Remember this ♪ ♪ No one has the memories like me ♪ Touching stuff. Folks we're almost done. I swear it. Not talking about Trump, of course but just this specific video. This is by no means a glib eulogy for Trumpism because it isn't dead. And while we're hoping to
focus on the next president and Democrats, maybe another nut episode I've still got this thing lying around. There's surely going to be more violence in the name of Trump. More ghoulish, grifters,
praising his name, more people trying to harness
the stupid American fascism. That's always festered
and took center stage with Donald Trump. More enablers and apologists
getting away with it and being taken seriously more using not being Trump as the bar for acceptable. And more of Trump himself especially if the next year it turns into a series of legal battles for him. And I guess you might be
wondering when exactly do we get to stop thinking
about Donald Trump? I get it, you've had to
ingest him every (beep) day. And while that's doable in little doses the more you keep gobbling
them up, the sicker you get. It's like, it's like a lot of things. And the answer to that is actually simple to at least sum up, which is that we can stop thinking about Donald Trump when the problems that
caused him are fixed. In other words, it's gonna be while. We're not even sure what
all the problems are. Like there's obviously the
entire GOP wealth inequality and division Nazis,
grifters, gerrymandering the Electoral College
and even more distressing there's the fact that after
a botch pandemic response, overall incompetence blinding racism and all the other stuff
I've said in this video, 74 million Americans still voted for him. And from the exit polls,
we know that the majority of those people were
white, male evangelical higher income conservatives
who didn't attend college. You can take any part of that
and conclude what you want, I guess. But when you look at the
people, mostly white men, some of which were off
duty cops who stormed the US Capitol literally
smearing their poo on the walls and seeking out
kidnappings and execution, beating a cop to death for this guy. And they all just tried to go home like nothing had happened just went back to their hotels and airports. They didn't wear masks,
had their phones on them and even wore the (beep)
badges of places they worked. They poses for pictures and
put them on social media and are now being defended
by the same crowds who acted like kneeling for the national
Anthem was the worst of sins. Who have zero tolerance for looting when associated with a
certain darker skin hue. And all, for this guy? All in the name of a man so transparently disingenuous that he hugs American flags
to show his patriotism while secretly calling
dead soldiers, suckers. Remember all that soldier stuff? Well, it all kind of points to a major, major dysfunction among entitled white men in this country. That we've spent the last 200 plus years cultivating an environment that sugarcoats historical atrocities, idolizes monsters, favoring, a single sex
and race in the workplace and media and society in general shunning the different or
unique cruel towards the weak or inconvenience building
a system designed to reward the powerful and the immoral and shame the poor and disenfranchised for not miraculously saving
themselves all culminating to a group of easily
duped, narcissistic honkies thinking that they can
just casually attempt to fascist coup in the stupidest and most brazen way possible. Thinking that a guy who
spent most of his life as a villain and reality TV host is somehow the best
choice to run the country and will overturn democracy to help him. Like wow, that's a problem. The realization that a large chunk of Americans are no smarter
than the over-exaggerated cartoon mobs you see in episodes of "South Park" or "The Simpsons." And of course the fact
that if you're a person of color or a member
of the LGBTQ community it's very likely that none of this is a revelation to you at all. What (beep) problem this is. One that is ingrained in the country and quite frankly, is going to
take a major overhaul to fix. We need so many things to happen. Money out of politics,
police demilitarization and reform and defunding,
education spending, Medicare its like, I don't know
for all of the people. More than two viable parties
and a bunch of other things. Like all the things, our government is bad and something like this,
was always in the cards but for this dude sad, weak. But maybe we don't need a violent coup, our government is like an old house that has been neglected for decades. It's no longer enough to just fix a leak. We have to gut the entire plumbing swap out the foundations and (beep) purge the (beep) ear wigs. So no, we're not going to stop
talking about Donald Trump for a while, because Donald
Trump is a racist fascist as is also apparently a lot of America. And again, this is just
one of the problems, probably the most pressing, but also another lesson that we
simply cannot miss from this which is at least a
little more manageable, is it America needs a way
better early warning system for authoritarianism. If Trump was a shoplifter
this is the equivalent of him making it out of the
store with 10 flat-screen TVs before anyone stepped in to do something. And if that happened at your shop you would fire everyone who worked there. Which is why we can't just punish Trump, but all of the people who stood by. This needs to be an example made and a promise to build a system that actually holds brazen abuses of power responsible. Heck maybe we shouldn't have presidents because every new second
that Trump remains in power much like the previous seconds has been a colossal failure in our system. Presidents can just do whatever they want. That's not very good. (upbeat music) Like, hey you, did you know that in the next week, Donald Trump the guy
who was just impeached a second time for inciting insurrection against the United States
will be the president during five federal executions. This breaks a 130 year
tradition of halting executions during a
presidential transition. It's fun to try new things, right? And Trump has just since July overseeing 13 federal executions of prisoners. And to put this into
terrifying perspective before Trump there were only three federal executions since the 1980s. And so along with the millions dead from COVID or hate crimes
or overseas bombings or all the other stuff here
are just a handful more of lives snuffed out by the guy who thinks that exercise depletes
your body's life, energy. Holy actual God, I need a long nap you guys, I haven't even talked about the lasting effects of Trump. The foreign relationships he soured the environmental screwing that can't be fully reversed. - [Man] Don't forget the nukes. - Oh, hi Mr.Egg. Are you from the drugs I put in my wine? - [Man] No, I'm a new character, I guess. - Cool, cool. So about the nukes do we really have to pile
that on the worry list? I mean, Nancy Pelosi
just spoke with the joint chiefs of staff to make sure that Trump can't just press the no-no button and kill everyone. Which, is that a coup kind of? - [Woman] It's not about Trump
pressing the nuclear button but the way he's slowly chipped away at the protective layers
of international diplomacy the thin shell that keeps
the fragile gooey center of humanity from spilling
out and making a big mess. - Like an egg? - [Woman] That's offensive. - Don't you mean offeggsive? - (beep) man man, this is serious. Trump pulled out of the 1990 to open skies treaty with Russia, which allowed both the
US and Russia to conduct unarmed observation flights
of each other's military. That transparency now lost. Not to mention pulling out of the intermediate nuclear (indistinct) Treaty with Russia which he did in 2018. The INF treaty band intermediate range, land based ballistic missiles and cruise missiles,
and missile launchers. And immediately after the
Trump administration pulled out of the treaty, the US was immediately tested an intermediate range missile likely triggering an
arms race with Russia. Trump also been steadily
increasing provocations with China, sending you as Naval ships through the Taiwan
Strait, risking escalation towards an armed confrontation with China who have nukes. - Boy, that is a lot
to take in from an egg. - [Woman] You what else is a
lot to take in from an egg? 100 eggs ha ha. I bet you can't eat 100 of us Cody. You're too soft. And unless you eat me and
my 99 brothers and sisters then we'll never go away. - Hold on.
- Yes sir we eggs are here to stay. Just like Trump will never go away, unless you eat us raw. It's gotta be raw Cody. - Catie, why? Why?
- C'mon, man! Just eat the eggs for America. - What is with you and the eggs? Are you trying to get rid of evidence? Do the eggs symbolize an important lesson for the episode? Are you just trying to murder me for like insurance purposes? Did I offend you in some way or is it just random cruelty? - Look, man, I just need
some kind of catharsis, okay? It's been a 100 episodes and God knows how many
of those were about Trump and now with everything that's happened, it just feels like we can
finally close a chapter, by eating eggs. - God we didn't even talk
about his golfing yet. - There's just so much. - There's just so much. He's apparently spent nearly a quarter of his presidency golfing. He somehow managed to
incite an attempted coup and still golf all the time. I guess it's pretty great
that the PGA has pulled their championship from his resort. - Which he's reportedly
much more upset about than the impeachment. - Of course he is. - Of course he is. - There's just.
- So much. So much darkness. but hey, we're alive, right?
- Yeah. That's pretty true. - And it seems like while yes,
there is still a lot to do at least Trump won't literally
be the guy in charge anymore. And the coup failed and everybody knows that it was a coup attempt and it was the (indistinct) of people
very clearly doing it at dawn, by Trump and
by members of Congress. And so the GOP can't avoid
what Trump is anymore. They bet on Trump and he lost. And that's good. - I guess its just sort of, I told you so pleasure to be squeezed out share, maybe a lesson learned,
but probably not that. - And the Democrats now
have nearly full control which is like, engine towards good. And so in many ways, I don't know this feels like a very positive transition for our 100th episode, you know?
- Yeah, yeah, I know. - And we're healthy, right? We're doing okay and we've got all these eggs and supporters and progressive ideals are on the up and up and eggs. There's always so many
eggs and it just seems, I don't know, it seems like things are finally starting to turn around. It seems like we can finally
be a little egg sighted. Don't you think? - Happy 100th episode everybody. (upbeat music) Cuckoo chew, egg, man. Hey everybody, thanks for
watching till the end. I hope you did because otherwise, Oh boy, like and subscribe and check out our Patrion and we've got a podcast called "Even More News" and I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
Cody's one of the best out there
I enjoy that Katie Stoll is popping up more in the Some More News segments. Her bit/roll as the disconnected/
disinterestedproducer cracks me up. Cody and Katie's chemistry is fantastic.Eat all the eggs Cody...
Maybe cook them first I guess.
Edit: Having finished the episode, Disinterested is the wrong word. Perhaps wild, zany, or crazy might be more appropriate for Katie's character in this, but certainly not disinterested.
This is a good showdy TMCR
Cody’s glorious crazy man beard is the new co star of Some More News
Another episode of Cody’s showdy
r/egg_irl
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Dude Trump has committed so many crimes and lied so much I can't even remember all of them off the top of my head. I was actually surprised by a couple of the crimes listed by Cody because Trump literally did so much stuff I couldn't keep track of it all when it was happening.
Like, I actually remember most of the "scandals" republicans invented about Obama. And he was a 2 term president. With Trump there's so many its impossible.
Everyone have a nice cold cup of raw egg!