OnlyUseMeBlade Cucks A Fan

think he proposed to his wife in front of you and then he and his wife went around and you and his wife looked like you were hitting on her and you may have kissed her i'm not 100 sure about that he comes down the stairs looking totally cocked and a little demoralized what's the full story there is that about it um sure basically i'll i'll assess what you basically just said uh super fan met me at a twitch meetup in kansas city and was like hey i really love this girl and he pulls out a box with a ring in it he's like i really want to propose to her i've wanted to propose to her for months but when i found out you're going to be here i thought it'd be really cool if i could propose to her in front of you and i was like that's a [ __ ] honor dude like um right i wouldn't propose to a girl at a [ __ ] video arcade but yeah when i get married i gotta have hutch there [Laughter] frankly frankly i've been i've had the ring in my pocket for since i've been on probation pretty much and as soon as i'm off i'm heading to cali i'm getting my hands on hutch and he's going to watch me propose to the love of my life i gotta have him there watching otherwise doesn't count this makes no sense you realize that right you realize how insane it is to want only use me blade to watch you get proposed yeah so uh fast forward fast forward um about i'd say about a year and a half okay okay they got they got married he he wanted me to be his best man at his wedding and i'm like i can't really make the oklahoma dude and i'm sure you know someone way better than me to be your best man that's a little ridiculous that is absurd you don't even know him i need tapes at my wedding or else nothing's going on so anyways um fast forward so i'm in canada and um it's new year's i have been banned off twitch not allowed on twitch not allowed on anybody else this is twit and so my buddy bigfold is like yeah we're gonna have like an eight person force multi-stream crazy new year's eve party stream it's gonna and i'm like that's cool for you guys but what am i gonna he's like i got you you can stream in my basement it's this unfinished basement with like an elliptical oh i remember this i remember the scene yeah and so while craziness is happening upstairs downstairs there's just quietness and me being like what's up guys new year's three hours let's do this and um one by one the people would come from upstairs downstairs and want to have a jager shot with me and i'm like okay get your shot all these people did this so between me taking shots to my stream and then free shots for them i get pretty drunk well down waddles girl her name is cherokee and she is the part of the kettles actually i i've i've slimmed down and it's not because i'm just a boo you really have um i at the hospital i weighed 243. um so and how tall are you i know you're taller than me yeah really so okay um so anyways um she comes down and she's like she's pretty drunk and she starts like kind of like i [ __ ] me i'm like uh your husband's up there and there's a camera right there but that didn't stop her so we i instigated it a lot a bit but basically started making out you know helped her a little bit and they it got this perfect angle because it was me kissing her and in between our necks you could see crispy come down the stairs and then we parted parted her necks and he just looked devastating rightfully so i would be devastated the same way you're in his house right no no no he he was in fulton's house it was neither one of them he wants you to be his best man yeah or dead no they're so does she so they're married at this point they're married oh they're married okay they're married were you the best man just to clear that up quickly no no okay too bad i couldn't i couldn't make oklahoma city i was really busy and obviously it's insane so you weren't going anywhere so do you know what happened to their marriage oh they they got divorced that's awful regrets there plead um 90 percent regret because it's super [ __ ] up and not cool i would never want to like you know what i think i have enough respect for every single one of you guys that if you had a significant other i wouldn't even no matter how drunk i'd be i would make out with your girlfriend friends or your wives i wouldn't do it and also i'm pretty sure i appreciate it and i'm pretty sure your girlfriend wouldn't be down in any ways so cool okay um but there's this small part of me where she didn't was and kind of instigated you know what i mean like it's not like she was like no no no and i like forced myself on her that's true she was into it she was definitely into it i've like at first when when he asked the question i didn't remember this but when you talked about the unfinished basement it clicked for me and i could it just played in front of my in my brain in my mind's eye i watched it just now as you were describing it yep that was an epic clip so the next obviously i'm hungover and obviously i don't even like to ch any of this stuff the the red edits the anything because literally like if somebody says i miss too much you don't like to what any of this stuff i don't like to check like the reddits and oh and all the the social if i did something [ __ ] up the night before okay i knew i did something [ __ ] up the night before because it went past that it went to live stream fail if i get on livestream fails i know i [ __ ] up because that's a [ __ ] massive audience and so the whole day i'm sitting there and i'm like dude i don't want this phone call i don't want this phone call because i know what it's going to be keem's going to call me and [ __ ] yell at me for half an hour be like dude you gotta stop drinking what the [ __ ] were you thinking so finally keem [ __ ] call and he is laughing hysterically as soon as i pick up the phone i'm like uh what he's just like you're a goddamn legend make that [ __ ] up she was married dude and the husband was right there that was [ __ ] hilarious dude that was cool that was incredible yeah he's like i'm like i thought he'd be mad dude he's like not mad that was [ __ ] amazing like that that girl could that girl had [ __ ] will powers she could have been like no but she [ __ ] chose to do that because she's a hoe so [ __ ] that was and i'm like that's the phone call okay cool man that poor guy if it hadn't been if it had been blade sliding in there it'd have been some 360 no scoper or probably went as low as a battlefield montage maker somebody likes you player grizz with a 720 faking his way into proper gash i'm

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Length: 8min 18sec (498 seconds)

Published: Sat May 09 2020