Oney Plays Yo Noid 2 (Complete Series)

Oh play with friends hey everybody welcome to oh my god we ever plays retro games oh that's fine why don't we play something new you annoy - Wow or the place do a new game get it going play it the ps1 be specific there's some full motion video you'll know it update the noid hero of pizza is headed home to enjoy his reward for saving New York City with the power of his trusty yo-yo you cannot let this get to you no I will hit him with pizza pie good noise find out who took your yo-yo so you can deliver him some sweet sweet revenge hey he left sounds good maybe saw that building had an 804 [ __ ] haha I'm the noid there you go that's all you need whoa how do you feel about the noid Chris he's pretty cool is it her favorite character design he's pretty good this is a controlling very well yeah they did a pretty good job Oh Chris is doing way better at this than I did oh you died oh the water kills the water killer water it's a good movie yeah do you know what to do here it's a Mario jump Wow a quick learner Chris but what do you do here there you go not bad chris is much better at this this is fun oh it's so good oh hey not bad and be careful look you don't want to get with Ottawa huh it's actually really fun no too bad about that don't [ __ ] spawn me back there you [ __ ] [ __ ] game are those are those building textures from the from the first game what the [ __ ] noid Chris would you say you're annoyed it's that way he's called the noise I don't know why he's called the noid I'm sure you avoid the noise because someone they're in a business room so we need not ask I said I'd annoyed you avoid the noise [ __ ] guys what are you doing what's annoyed do I know it doesn't like the paid son he doesn't like the pizza no he doesn't beat says he tries to ruin them really yeah well that's why I don't know oh okay [ __ ] this yeah make it over hey you did it huh shipping containers of Domino's huh when the textures shake around yeah but Chris you're going the wrong way no I'm not how do you think you're good enough what are those Oh Domino's okay this is Domino City I got flooded is this what the noid actually sounds like yeah since disgusting didn't you watch no no all I don't know wait was there show no those commercials oh I'm sorry it was adverts they'll go up there cause you can you do so I jump like in Maha Maha Momo yeah yeah bad Oh bad I really like cool yeah go noid see I'm a man Oh No just go over okay oh my god okay here goes Jesus hey pretty good Jesus this little noise is pretty agile he always was in the commercials he was jumping off everybody look he would jump around on his little pizza squish sure I like the town over there it's good but there's no pizza squisher in this it was in the opening oh you like these Domino's freighters are these all the different parallel dimensions where he dies yeah like where he goes the Domino's [ __ ] I love that it's probably the best death sound I've ever heard there's probably better I don't think so what about whoa mm-hmm that's true the jokes aside this is better whoa what am i doing oh hello hello back here oh thank you what's this [ __ ] there's a little man that's pop Rico what do I do talk to him he must run jump where am I like I like the little I like the little voice clips about the noids cuz his voice is already annoying but you telling me to switch the sign back up okay you gotta learn to use the yo-yo is pretty tricky oh there you go it was a little finicky when I played it I think they'd oh no they fixed it up yeah huh wow this is amazing can I jump with it well not with that one but if you turn around Chris oh [ __ ] turn it off I hate it I flip a bit more horny okay we go Chris it's got the hang of it what is this never-ending hell what the [ __ ] this is the noid void yeah this is scary Chris you think everything's scary this is true who's this hello it's Olivia he's very sad this was once a secret place but one day the deeds took the pizza disappear deep the deep I did the details on this Pizza sounds like something I would have done back in my pizza smashing days well I see there there's a lampshade it put taken the heavenly spires stood before us in this very spot he's a fool I just explore this huge ass area you gotta find a pizza box open up really look at that look what Papa found that's a different pizza chain look what Tommy now Papa again look what HUD found I did it oh my god Wow oh my goodness is this normal where is the noid let me sing you the song of my people Portobello porcini truffle chanterelle and mochi many kinds of shrooms are we Christ you ever got mushrooms on your pics I like mushrooms I didn't ever think I would like mushrooms mushroom this feels really nice to play now what do you think he do with that crazy thing Oh Oh Chris he could tell if it was a switch right away smart smart boy Chris O'Neill cleared know yo I'm the noid [ __ ] I'm the noid [ __ ] I'm annoyed whoo Let Me In you Nicki [ __ ] Tory Wow oh my god that has become the Wind Waker oh how do you think how do you think you get out of here with the ultra mega jump Marino I really like when the textures float around like that yeah it's cozy it reminds me of better times when pop I used to hit me in front of the TV and then I saw the textures in the walls flip another mother would smash the bottle over my soft spot I don't like this fool but you can jump on him kinda this is really fun I'm glad you like it Chris whoever made this is a good man swing thank you a tricky boy yes Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza but why is he collecting them if he wants to smash them it was awesome are these pizza flowers mm-hmm it's very clever it's like putting pizza in everything oh okay there we go Oh pizza flowers are being disgusting maybe they would yeah they'd be all greasy and rotten should I collect every pepper on no I don't think it matters you don't there's not even a pizza counter is there no from the key Wow musics pretty good it is yeah it's really catchy this is a very hellish world look at that door Chris mmm where do you think the key go okay if you don't want to be in the Chris yeah well if I told you annoyed in the game right now is your father trapped in the video game I dressed him up in a suit laughs really hold on Chris don't let go I want it be really funny if you did oh very nice what a good bird oh my god it's making me a little dizzy yeah it's kind of weird there's the donut oh he's a pine nut Oh pineapple that's a living mine Apple that's pretty cool a squirrel Fred over there says you need a license to sit in the rocket but I always [ __ ] a ride at the bottom okay don't do crimes kids go up there I really like pineapple Emmett what was the last time I had pineapple on a pizza I don't know I think it was a while back we got what was the place called was it a michi we go oh yeah I met cheese does really good with pineapple and pepperoni cheese and meat cheese it might be a meaty I'm pretty sure it's a met I don't know how you pronounce it I don't [ __ ] know that they found baby but they're they're way out of here but they're pretty good my god what the [ __ ] Jesus Christ he landed on the big pizza ball baiis we got pineapple there it was very good Hawaiian pizza dad you back yet huh oh my god I like the noise voice makes me happy yeah P if I told you who is made out of clay though huh yeah wasn't it it was done by the California Raisins yeah I was right I forget what the company name what is the company I forget the company name but yes it's a little known fact that they California Raisins were actually tiny people be sure they I'm pretty sure they copy not copy where they trademarked claymation as is was there because everybody every studio has to have their own goddamn name for animation look at that little man oh dear oh my god is he doing the whole world is just an illusion just triangles emulating a reality we will never know even the water is fake just code and cheese we are trapped in the system I've seen the truth and the truth has seen me he can be stopped he's a good man I really like the effects I got going screen that's pretty good find the key this is crazy this is crazy [ __ ] how come more games Elliot let don't let you do this [ __ ] so fun just control cuz people don't like to make fun games but when you get the right batch of people together they can make something really fun found a key pizza Pete - Pete wait wait wait wait it's like when you used to do you do see do crash going whoa yeah he would always slow down I'm sorry about well everybody we're very it's not your fault that your fault well didn't make well you did but everybody says you didn't but then also sometimes they say you who knows what a crazy world we live in look what Papa fan and all of mining will be the end of me what a stupid idiot he deserves to die yeah I hope he stays dead yeah why he's gonna get resurrected the Church of all of Christ this is the wrong way isn't it no you can go this way kami yeah cuz you can open that door you have a key for it get up you [ __ ] annoyed as long as I start being a slurry now yeah call each other [ __ ] noids wait what that block up there no no I thought that was the sky but it looks like no this is the water from earlier remember hmm I'm underwater right now I guess so yeah it's like in Sonic Adventure when you walk into the water but you know that's completely different for it it's the stupidest thing I'd seen yeah look at that screen shake that's real nice please get away from him that's very pretty why I don't like him I do go back go back what go through the white door this door yeah just what the [ __ ] you hit the microphone no it's babbino gonna cry no [ __ ] again you idiot daling there you go what get out of a hole have we already talked about that video hey the glowstick video yeah it's really funny like we must have yeah don't you know dingaling kids oh the kid gets called a ding-a-ling but there's a there's a little boy who puts a glow stick in the microwave and he's bending it and he thinks he's so cool and then a burst in his face as dad comes he says I told you not to do that your ding-a-ling dad does the Kerrigan's yes is he [ __ ] yeah that was an idiot don't go there yeah where am I going you got to go back to the rocket oh yeah you gotta find the bird again oh my god okay this is a game I like it that's a big hole oh there's water down there that's where you were before remember that's oh yes so yeah underneath that that's crazy I wonder why don't you re flicked it then where do we go the other way Kress don't flick beans this way I think it must be yeah I can't help it would you get a bean burger or a bean pizza I'd get a funny bean burger oh [ __ ] oh god that does both sound disgusting that's cuz you hate beans oh I love beans I don't like beans you don't like extra cheese and sauce on a pizza you're dang straight which way to go down here no no that's yes he wouldn't in a circle there you go this way don't you oh yeah it's roughly the same place he was going go right go right there you go yeah better you go he's a bad little noise I don't like the idea of bubbling pizza you don't know not I'd be gross it would be pizzas are pretty gross food isn't it like speaking objectively cuz it's like if you of you apply a pizza texture to something like sludge it's just a massive meat and cheese tomato it's good it's very tasty to put in your mouth but it looks gross especially right after it comes out of the oven it doesn't look so bad those little pizza pies there what about these little watermelons those are camp yeah they look like cabbages to me cabbages cabbages that works better than sandwiches No Go the door yeah that you think that key you have is what you're talking about the green door now I see now pull this would you give me no turn the game off can I get on that grab the record well well look at that look at all the polygons out in space that's what the Spyro the Dragon skybox has always looked like yeah it's vertex painting this is really scary no pizza oh my god he did it on the first [ __ ] track that wasn't the first tried rule it was he got to the touch every time I tried you every time I tried to do it I would jump out of the top oh you mean like when he got to the touch yeah okay these are the kinds of games I like and I was good at I'm usually that being wet just like platforming just yeah well it's okay they don't really make mine to base platform they don't really make it much anymore why don't they just make more 3d platformers that are all about movement its movement and physics and the weight of Haissam they're just hard to make yeah you got a big did you imagine if this was made in just a month that would be [ __ ] up bad Bieber that could never happen nobody could ever make a game like this in a month with this love listen you'd need millions of dollars game makin is really expensive or talented so many people to make a game like this very nice I like how the planet looks you would you [ __ ] fruit okay hi everybody that was good Chris okay see it looks pretty pretty stupid Chris why Chris I'm sorry I'm just JK rowling on the floor Lau why'd it came rolling do you think JK Rowling trolls boys and girls and then she says she's JK Rowling yeah she goes to the [ __ ] because there's trolls in Harry Potter she says I'll have a I'll have a Bud Light and she says JK Rowling rock please no oh my god you saved yourself get on there you need five by the way now what do you do there we go can swing see pizza yeah no but visa to be serious the skin was very offensive okay who does it offend Chris the tomato kin the olive kin cans are old [ __ ] nobody's a can anymore I'm a kin what about ink ink in does I'm missing a key oh you can see all the way back down to the planet oh good to the point of little planets to the left is that really how it looks when you're on it is really just a big mean it it is like spherical when you're walking around go behind you though there's tiny planets to the left the wife where there were little colored planner oh yeah right there those were pissing me off - get up there Chris jump on my own this is ripping off Super Mario all-star Chris it's Super Mario 3 Superman super Mary it's ok Psychonauts ripped it off first that was a joke that did Psychonauts was like 10 years earlier is good psycho Nazis did I got it good job get off the [ __ ] planet stupid red idiot what do you think is wrong with the noid everything why does he dress up in a rabbit cause cause he's scary noises he's deformed he's got a stupid-ass voice nobody likes him he has one tooth yeah uses it to scrape cheese off a pizza that's the way he hates them he's allergic to it he can barely eat the pizzas he can't do it he's lactose as in he's made of it oh he just wears the ultralight elongate the ultra one the ultra oh yeah I like how it looks okay what happened to Sheen at the end of Planet Sheen did he ever make it back to her they turned him in to the planet planet sheen crashed into a moon and exploded I wish that would be a good ending Carl Weezer wheezes oh no hi Jimmy Neutron Neutron Neutron Carl new shot I was gonna say that sounds like a like a lyric from the aina maniacs song but now it's just a silly thing on its own Jimmy Neutron creates a game how to nuture yeah nutria hep hep okay there we go he doesn't want people eating pizza so they can be as fit as he is oh no [ __ ] you game please please oh jesus [ __ ] christ I'm sorry Chris why does the rabbit to jump honestly I feel like this segment was the hardest out of everything that I experienced and I realized that wasn't Fork that was odd to the game but trying to land these platforms is really difficult I think crash bandicoot is as hard as [ __ ] many as videos why Manton [ __ ] me the [ __ ] [ __ ] cause he's spinning around baby riced you did a cross at the pits yeah Lloyd got the beads hmm now find the next pizza box are you kidding what how long is this [ __ ] game not very long there's only three pizza boxes there really is that the first one yeah there's two more left are you kidding Jesus don't put Jason either it makes it seem too short what do you mean too short this is way too long for what I thought it was what do you think it was that was a fun little game this is a fun little game it's like an hour long oh look at that pizza it's clipping and you can walk around on it happy oh I think it's the left of that temple yeah to the left of it over there yes I see over layer there right he's running over line have hep hep hep hep [ __ ] beads man's my lounge look guys I found Pizza number four where's Domino pizza open your [ __ ] buddy barks barking open it you [ __ ] dill you Dell where'd you get pickles on a pizza yeah I've had I keep telling you I've had a really good hamburger pizza from a place that doesn't exist anymore it's never existed I had a really good pizza place that didn't exist they do exist [Music] we are we gonna OH then Santa faints it's very funny for 10 years this is the 20 layers Eminem's come here 30 yeah the yeah but I was commercial yeah Billy West that was a really stupid thing to reference I'm sorry speaking in which we watch Ren Stimpy and we watched the first season after Johnny I always say I always say season past season 3 of Ren and Stimpy is not very good no I did season 3 isn't it when he's not a part of it anymore yeah because we watched season three and that was the one what what was the episode called there was the is the it was the sequel to the natural world I forget what it was actually called I'm trying to remember what it was called is the bit about the lummox that's what that's what the day was so unfunny and it was Oh boring that was very risky it was an accident look at all that taffy down there that has to be one of the least entertaining episodes of Ren Stimpy they've ever done what happened because it was them trying really hard to they're just like focusing on still paintings for like four minutes at a time and like there's just just no jokes or anything but the whole joke is like oh look at this guy is fat he eats a lot and it's just that they spend 15 minutes yeah for the whole episode is not funny but we watched watched some really good ones too season 2 is my very favorite I think then that was the pinnacle of animation for the series and I think it was really funny too what do you think those big things on the wall are for spinning things those are fidget spinners this isn't super magnetic neo well you almost got it hey can you not can you not attach the one that have ropes on them those are sausages sausage yeah see those are sausage links sometimes it just doesn't grab it oh I see yeah you can only grab the hooks you can't grab oh yeah they are sausage links that makes sense I guess because it's like the pizza factory or something right so why is there why is there pink goop that's [ __ ] sour cream is a digimon [ __ ] that is sauerkraut thank you Chris bye I'm sorry I am funny what's this [ __ ] I'm weird Helen I like cheese [Laughter] there's a new song I have to spell out noise you get it joke no that's Hoyt no Chris how could you other way No Oh what letter is that alien letter spawn oyd noise over here I know that video game reference what oh that's a they say come here to me he says come hither uh what kind of pizza do you grow mom much like mighty worm armor your mum your grandest of mothers she died did why did she die did she had a bad pizza she smacked her head up in McDonald's the one to a coma that's almost the same joke really yeah she fell in the parking lot at McDonald's she smacked her noodle did she hit it on something funnier no I mean that's a very humiliating way to go yeah Oh gross little boy he's got pucker who's this man hey there thanks for free yeah are you like part man part rabbit that's as good but she was she was in the coma in the hospital everyone came to see her and she she passed on to the great beyond yeah she said come hither watch me with her and add you like that would she like shriveled up and turned gray her arms were very long and she had claws and she grabbed all the children and pulled with the clothes I said look at me did you love your grandma she was okay I love my grandma she had a duffel bag that she would bring full of surprises and bad smells bad smells huh my grandma used to say curse words and laughs to herself it's the best kind of grandparent she was the best no we'd be like pulling out of her driveway and she'd drive me to church and then she'd be like no famiiy she lives on a main road so or she lived on a Mickey plain road and whatever she tried getting out it was too busy and she'd look at me as a little boy and she'd be like none of these people let me out those bastard is probably the least funny sport do you realize you're getting my was live because every day you're laughing at more and more immature thing I'm getting yeah if someone sent you an e-card of a gorilla picking his nose would you laugh at it probably I had absurd and stupid the sentiment is of sending any card in ten years Chris someone will send you an e-card of a kid and falling down you know we're living in a different time the only reason our parents do this because they don't understand yeah there'll be something there'll be something new and wacky that will like latch onto and and everybody will be really embarrassed Chris do you remember the order for these no you better go look oh you're early color coded yeah go to the other room Oh see oh it says Potts so they have to be mirrored is that it okay this is what's like working in a factory Chris I guess you're right Oh not everyone wow not everyone could play video games I'm not gonna acknowledge you Julian yeah burp was stinky I was probably about as stinky as my my yeah yeah probably good probably that was the lady from my showgirls remember she would insult herself on stage she loved her she says I'm so fat everybody away and lonely I'm going to die in probably three years oh look at the little pizza Chris look I was very dangerous I'm good see now list this at list at least this round this room is full of cheese why this girl is full of keys who said that there was a the beetle the from from a little toast what is it called they'll talk you the toast hit the the beetle from Little Tokyo who the Beatles a little tough kid he crawled off the leaf and said that he spoke in riddles what would you do if you were stuck alone with Kubo in the 7th string the seventh string there were seven of them Chris there were three things you two boring-ass strings on this shitty guitar shitty good heart he says don't blink and don't think and maybe it'll be okay he supports you you little bleep he did he said he said sleep you little bleep dream a dream dream dream dream and then everybody everybody lied to a senile old man they said you're a good man you donated to a lot so lesson of this movie is that memories are powerful thing by the way your memories are meaning we remember that you were a bad guy we're all gonna lie oops memories aren't a powerful thing never mind people could just make up history they'll rewrite that opening is a warning to everybody oh my god oh my god you did it i am christopher on you my friend creator of video you are truly a legend remember me from Simpsons Chris what would I have to do to help you make what you have to do to help you make a thorough like to complete the trilogy of the Sony of Oni Simpsons cartoons I need 48 that I dare that was very you skip you skipped a whole bit I did your drill bit Pizza Pizza don't drop I liked drop it I liked drop what does he want to get to that yeah you want to get over the lows oh he's got to land on this I see oh he made it Julian why do you have no faith in me I get I just get nervous about Heights why could I have the scariest one well you get stuck with games like Jersey Devil I love Jersey Devil it's a good game what's Jersey Devil like I don't know it's a horrendous [ __ ] it's a horrid - [ __ ] it's the devil's where those awful ps1 it's already two [ __ ] polygons and nonsense what's wrong with it it's just tell me boring no it's just a really mediocre three slash leads dreary well what's in a pallet well it's actually got a pumpkin-headed character oh man PT's ah you probably will play it for Halloween that's a good idea okay go to that crane on the right for the love of God don't jump off because that's what I did it's true don't and you'd have to do the whole level over again really yeah that's just bad design my friend I think it has yet where do I go left or right you want to get up there onto the girders so you can climb the stairs and get up to do that swing the left I know use that together okay there you go beautiful it's kind of cruel making you do that all again I agree remember in Tarzan they say watch out for that tree for some reason I thought you were talking about Hercules and I couldn't tell ye what you were talking about very good job boy didn't Disney have George of the jungle and Tarzan yes why didn't they do a crossover I'd probably because they were ashamed that they did join in John and they could jump over the gorge of the jungle is there a place called the gorgeous before I got a calm down this is really stressing me out sorry Julian I swear to God I can always feel my legs dropping out from under me and I hate that feeling oh really yeah that's really funny it's like going out play with the bees freaky a girl that's really sorry I felt like I was gonna die this is pretty funny it's harmless he's gonna die die hard look he's freaking out baby gonna cry some water ya [ __ ] [ __ ] well there's a man what's he gonna say it's a man tato my grandfather came from a family with old money I don't give a [ __ ] I got a Tory I'm starting with start skipping the story now that's fine what story I don't know you know it's always really fun and games to his grappling hook systems oh my god that's [ __ ] sunshine shet I hate it Sun shines I have that that it's a very early level in Super Mario Sunshine I think they're they have the long bits you gotta run on what do you think of this the the sand bird or whatever the Sunbird what was it call it's very cool but it's Ivan I never beat it I never melt is it cold I don't remember saying bird I think it's just Sam bird I liked was fun it was really cool it was a cool idea it was [ __ ] a jump what I couldn't deal with it it was to remember the pachinko machine was that [ __ ] that was really good I had to do that was dumb but pachinko don't say slurs the joke oh I'm so glad there's no wives in this game is that what you're gonna do if you go to Japan you're just gonna kill everyone I'm gonna go play put Chico yeah Chris a little bit over there the giggles yeah they love but I didn't love either popular oh my god Chris you did it I'm a good man Pizza time [Music] [Applause]

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Id: 2gmj6oJmygk

Length: 38min 20sec (2300 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 20 2019