Oney Plays Toy Story (SNES)

[Music] with friends oh [ __ ] for a bad time why why these guys stink what's wrong with them evil logo yeah whenever I was a kid and I saw that logo come up I always knew I was in for a bad sign Fox no I'm serious every game I played as a kid with travels tails I never enjoyed but then they went on to make the Lego star the Lego games all of us so maybe this is the first one of their good games yeah they seem to be good at making games about toys this is the Toy Story yes what the [ __ ] he's mad Devere hey everyone today is Andy's birthday and we need to find out what presidents presidents he's gonna be given that's the movie we get it we [ __ ] I've all seen the movie every soldier was saying that yeah I was right okay oh the movie I've seen the movie I know the movie damn you're pretty good no I think you feel good about that one guys keep please give me a like of this this video so I feel good boy so there's a lot of reading for a small children's game open the bucket of soldiers and then locate the baby the baby monitor and pass it down the toys will done meet you Jesus Christ what a [ __ ] the sound we bothered by God Zack do you remember when you made a rat boy genius game yeah you did ten minutes okay but I just replaced the Brad fixer Jesus Christ ed why is this pathetic he talked to his potato head I hear a lot of babies enemy I bet if you [ __ ] interact with mr. Potato Head you'll take damage you could jump like that you could jump in the bowl you are smarter than me whoa okay I found the bucket oh wow god I could talk to [ __ ] Don Rickles as mister I'm really surprised this game I was like voice clips this is Super Nintendo let's go say this is pretty whoa let him go this is pretty I don't like his little like gargoyle like Okies move it's a very creepy who runs like a sasquatch or something yeah it's very super uncanny I really dislike this I was gonna hoping they play all the music from the movie I have some very very light whoa that is scary that may have played this game I could be wrong I don't like very vague the baby monitor that's the baby monitor that's the objective so I gotta help the little man get to the baby monitor well well what he is experience his own death like whoa the shittiest death transition I've ever seen in my life yeah how what did you die from I got hit by a little toy bruise your health I thought these toys all respected me so I bet you talked to his potato hood yeah I bet he'll set you straight it might be some good life advice am I getting hit I can't even tell potato heads I'm doing that's real healthy all right you can't even jump down from a platform properly Chris go to the left aren't you supposed to like stay with these guys yeah I think I'm supposed to oh my god I think I'm gonna fall over did he die think that one's dead oh my god it's like the [ __ ] Normandy Beach scene and savouries Ryan get oh my god I think he did die I think he's dead these stories doing push-ups or something oh wait what okay oh oh what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] dude go back I think you talked to edit here please no now he's attacking you ah [ __ ] dude he's a double agent am I supposed to be making sure these guys don't get killed why did he fly attack kill the helicopter die then the helicopter started hitting you after that guy was in it come on little man go go go gotta make sure this train doesn't kill him this is a silly silly game okay why would I [ __ ] open it I'm attacking this thing stop [ __ ] [ __ ] through the live please and Phil I got a question mark on it it implies I'm supposed to do that yeah that's designed to make you would open so you you got to get them to the baby monitor that's right literally two guys are stop walking okay where are you going wait is that the baby watch out for the marbles is wait this is the baby monitor those are two baby monitors you got to get both of them okay I died again because I [ __ ] did what I thought I was supposed to again that is such an instinctive thing to just want to pop something with a question mark on it well like the ideal I personally gave something like that would give you health or something yeah god damn it [ __ ] off go to hell go to hell okay now I want to see if this little guy gets to goes up to the helicopter again go away cuz that's gonna kill you it's trying to it's trying to murder woody yeah but here's my question though you look like what's the story why does he always flip the little guy never flies do a little helicopter in the movie that never happens okay go alright okay there's one follow these stars okay go okay right then there's a scary thing over here it's bad you did it did the baby monitor okay oh my god or see and rocky needs to go under the bed and you need to get onto the bed it gives you so much [ __ ] I've days yeah that's quite a bit [ __ ] christ so the level design is just well the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that was potato heads [ __ ] eyes and mouth and nose whoever whoever is playing this MIDI keyboard is your signature whip that [ __ ] now that robot is stuck perpetually in motion you know what go left but you're supposed to get up through that bookshelf right here you try that yeah yeah yeah yeah damn Zak you've actually got some smart super skills of my lovely sleeve I'll help him no he's free oh [ __ ] I think I made the wrong choice where did he [ __ ] all your choices have consequences the original this is the original original Mass Effect and legitimately think I made the wrong oh there goes where you don't think you can just go to the right right this is fatal we like the robot made to be a character that you have to launch into the chest yeah because robots are terribly thinking we're going man what this is scary this game is crazy that pretty good I don't know damn let me go I don't like him jumping around why not his body's too big what do you ever do to you ah look at this when he runs look at his arms or the lack of motion and he's always for movies like he's yeah he's treading water or something it's like a weird zombie run I feel like they actually used the real MA okay so why are these guys yeah I'll bet Disney really likes this they were able to use the official messes he does pass over at some point so I think you've said to wait for them to walk over it like to go down pretty much oh my god yeah it's really what you have to do I've got a timer oh yeah yeah no Andy's gonna come up he's gonna see all those toys in motion he's gonna [ __ ] get sent to the ward holy [ __ ] oh yeah thing is mom's gonna be like we need to get you on medication there's my back my back Rebecca I think this might be the worst game ever I'm gonna [ __ ] scream well this way to you oh let's see I just would at least see at level 3 this is one of those this is one of those legitimately infuriating children's games that just [ __ ] with the kids well at least let's dance you're wrong can I turn that up Arif Marshall Yahoo I'm a cowboy oh is this the difficulties the [ __ ] oh god yeah you can do that are you are you not enjoying the [ __ ] brain stitute energy break angular across something called brain storm energy do that [ __ ] it by its disgusting it is pretty [ __ ] vile you can turn it off but if zach is seemed smarter than usual he is he's drinking what is the best part Zack sighs right now when he has a second each I feel smarter yeah he's the next step in human evolution I really wanna do more of the [ __ ] I would really actually love to see I would love to see the credits roll on this game because I'm so invested you guys here's a little little observation oh I feel like maybe the toys have seen Andy masturbates I see they've seen him Gurkhas talk until he spike she's like a ten year old I can't say that sure you can the toys can yeah they're gonna see him come for the first chicken should really do a skit where uh Eddie Jack's off as a college student you did it you did it yeah that was actually speed ran pretty efficient Zack good job have fun with this one this [ __ ] so yeah welcome to hell you killed mr. Ballew wrinkles actually died a real life the voice I really died using 95 so he died Rickles is dead mr. potato man yeah [ __ ] Potato Head died he's like a famous comedian he died literally died like I didn't know that I knew slinky the doggy dog died yeah it's a Hemingway yeah notice he's Christmas I think he actually did die from smoking-related thing I'm pretty sure that even the joke is that way his voice was like that I could be completely you are such a disrespectful piece of [ __ ] you did not even see Ernest scared stupid so don't even talk about it get him in no you got to wait for me all the way back I think and you gotta time it forget the rest of us stand on the block it stand on the black stand on that thing no no no no no no stop doing that jump on the thing jump on the thing now and be ready now okay get ready get ready no you missed it I have a hundred [ __ ] seconds left to free this other David over here go some of the ball baby and woody what do you have to be on the bed by the end of it oh that's also something I remembered it when we actually beat this yeah you're gonna be okay Lyle's uh is the palm of a big [ __ ] hairy fist okay get ready to get ready get ready get ready get ready get on there no Z Z for Z no no keep stand on it get ready okay okay Z firsts Italy here comes the Tyranno mo you know I could be completely this sounds like the [ __ ] Sonic Brotherhood music I might have actually played this game as a kid I could be complete what the [ __ ] was that is that what I'm not kidding would that is a demon this is this is the sound oh it's the or see car screeching its tires is it gonna hurt me no way you got to put that big muscly fella in there you what's he listed I don't think maybe RC car I just smashed that oh the mostly man's gonna move that yeah Oh God you got it oh my god he's pushing that platform over for you dude did you what no no don't get up there go left you've only have 27 seconds to do what to do well there you go there you go okay I was right they're gonna go on the bed now it looks like that's what to do right oh it was to get that guy in the thing yeah yeah you're fine jump up on the bed and be ready oh my god 15 seconds can I get it can I get over there it's what Plus for the people you are up oh my god six-year-old supposed to figure that [ __ ] okay okay if [ __ ] 360 girls can't do this how the [ __ ] did expected 1 2 3 3 able to do this [ __ ] is this you gotta keep up with him you gotta beat him in a race I guess this musics terrifying no I was gonna say earlier um Jeff you ever played Sonic in the Dark Brotherhood or whatever that games called the Dark Brotherhood yeah what no it's like this shitty RPG for the Nintendo DS but the guy who did the music just rushed it really hard so it all sounds like he's [ __ ] Todd he is [ __ ] with you yeah whoa but it all sounds like creepy MIT I and it's really bad you should look up the central thing the central city theme for that game is the funniest [ __ ] play it now played over this it'll be great with the hooks and you'll swing on him I think ok I'm gonna [ __ ] beat buzz that musics actually scary this yeah I could see this I could see this playing through someone's head is being stabbed you got hit by the clown I did I need to be careful dude I think that's a Tom Tom Hanks his brother so what's the what is the mechanics of this could I grab the hooks yes you could if you aim properly if you actually [ __ ] try did I have to [ __ ] do it right here a kid oh wow you suck you're not you gotta like maybe aim yourself like diagonally away from it yeah oh you are so epic okay you're actually good maybe got a little flag Oh oh my god what are you supposed to do there can you like grab that rope which rope up there up to there oh my god watch out for those ah he's swimming yeah what's going on what what the [ __ ] Jesus this is a good video game whoever made this really uh you're gonna die here dude so that I could do okay I think it's gonna check point yeah you're doing actually pretty good I don't think it's gonna save me if I guys this kid has got the longest back true I've ever seen whoa I remember when I had a death pit in my bedroom is a child this [ __ ] level of that glut buzz lightyear the [ __ ] dead PC what my okay sweet it does save oh god yeah you got a do from that angle there you go oh wait oh there's the checkpoint back there yeah see I ruined your timeline now you got two lives left okay we're gonna do this we do this oh my god that was real [ __ ] just keep [ __ ] going oh I'm so [ __ ] scared to suit poor children that had to play this yeah you're kind of figuring it out oh so the stars the stars yes what did I beautiful did it sleeping you have a bad dream about a huge Buzz Lightyear with a real lasers trying to feed this illusion to awake from Woody's worst nightmare I love the [ __ ] ellipses the periods at the end makes it seem so this is gonna be [ __ ] scared I hate this oh wait one's gonna save real quick by the bus Jesus Christ the boss battle part you know I think it was wait for this shoot did you die yeah you did either you died yes you awake one of you will be dead got a 40 ideas okay yeah what the hell I'm surprised those are pretty good sounds for a SNES game yeah it is it is they don't sound that compressed compared like ps2 games I could be wrong did they give us instructions on how to [ __ ] know it just said that you had to defeat him you probably just have to whip him there you can only really do one thing luckily they know what I hit him no I think you're expecting too much if you're expecting it to do that yeah I he might is that asteroid thing is that his health the three I don't know no I don't think so I even see a move of you uh I don't know try hitting him no Jesus okay check up four times I'll [ __ ] it what's wrong say I want to beat this guy I would beat the blastin this would be the one off ice kill him he'll leave me leave my bedroom I think you gotta hit him when the red I think he's gonna hit when the Reds not in front of him was good keep he's gonna see if he's that react even what he's saying take that when you hit him I'll give it a shot because I think he's I'm not doing anything I'd say oh are you supposed to knock his little uh you might just have to knock those [ __ ] oh there yo you're right goddamn you're a smart man was really weird if that's what you have to do it took you can still hit him still head oh oh he's that was like his shield oh okay oh he doesn't get backer he doesn't get those back though yeah little orbs fall away I think that's the first thing you're supposed to do Jesus you've got a friend in me but this is that's exactly what this song was about it was about this exact moment what smacking away his orbs you got a him in the head now you got his we held it off I think or you could just jump into him and die that's fine yep works were you in you've got a you got to [ __ ] get him with the [ __ ] tippity of yours thank you one more time do it in the head watch it firs laser what you did it I said it while I'll [ __ ] clunky just got JFK bad by that little laser pulling them back in the war okay Lyle watch it he always does the same [ __ ] laser sure don't forget what the bulbs the bulbs the bulbs the dragonballs get the dragonballs first the dragon bulbs get rid of the dragon bones first oh my god yeah they'll tell you that whip D is so specific it's like it's like yeah it which isn't one edge to the seeing it doesn't really communicate how [ __ ] poorly this controls yeah you may want to place a bet with mace gungi muskan a nice big Ang's hit the bulbs you can even do it there you go yeah yeah no the [ __ ] like it's got a hit like really specific positioning it's a little small circle at the end of your thing he has to hit it know that I really like don't understand how bad [ __ ] Foy sure you Floyd it am I supposed to [ __ ] hear you up there yeah you're just not crawled out you look like a baby a giant was like you're is on the prowl then totally here that's [ __ ] yeah it's really [ __ ] yeah so here's three hits I think oh my god I didn't even [ __ ] move after the first time heck yeah Oh buzz peckerwood did you see yeah it was look dead you killed me I liked that I respected kill be me all these little stars you're in it you've freed me woody from the hell of my existence what a horrible level literally made an insane clown posse concert absolutely this clip use the RC car to try and knock buzz behind the desk keep Wow is this whole [ __ ] game about bullying Buzz Lightyear yeah I mean he is kind of - kind of a POS stands for bad word I am like mostly fascinated by this horrible piece of [ __ ] I gotta say like I just want to know what's coming next yeah this controls great I'll bet it looks like it controls great [ __ ] your house well you have to do it more than once is it what am i running out of juice they ran out of juice yeah I think you're out of batteries it came over don't do the I think you got to not run into stuff okay now now here's my question well that's like health I think [ __ ] Christ dude give me the battery there you go okay so that's like--that's is that from just you will be using a timer no that's a timer so that goes down a little what your goddammit RC get all the way buzz Oh IIIi see em get are you knocking the battery further up you're gonna have to keep Nakia this drill sucking blood like goddamn hell Oh at least it's more manageable and more straightforward than the other side this kind of thing - this music is actually not horrible either this game that kiddie Chris get it get rid of battery oh my god Christ makes you want to just blow your head off oh my god oh the [ __ ] is this crash bandicoot music I like it well you're not even joking I kind of like it this sounds just like a crash song I'm not probably why I like it it's true the guy who did the music for Crash Bandicoot was last seen running naked through the street I miss him I don't know if I mentioned it before no see you know please it buzz give me that [Applause]

Channel: OneyPlays

Views: 651,419

Rating: 4.9549508 out of 5

Keywords: Oneyplays, oney, letsplay, videogames, pcgames

Id: U3wCjW1Oups

Length: 23min 19sec (1399 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 21 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/Scorp-Ion]

I remember an ad for this game on my Toy Story VHS but it had this weird cut right at the end where it showed Tom Hanks bukake a jack o'lantern

[u/ThatsGooodJason]

Traveller's Tales is best remembered for being very technically impressive in this time period more than adept at good game design. Jon Burton, still head of Travelers Tales, has a YouTube channel about how his team pulled stuff off and cut content.

[u/non_stop_disko]

That Woody dance is a meme in the making

[u/IntenseSqualor]

I really thought Chris would’ve liked this game more. Maybe it would’ve been better if he played the Genesis version.

[u/Unrealdude]

Two days in a row now The Boys have played games I had and hated as a kid. This game gets legit impossible unless you do the (actually easy) invincibility cheat in the first level. Even then, the later levels aren't even good, they just get ridiculous.

Next they should play a good game I loved as a kid... Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout.

[u/cakeboss26]

I remember being obsessed with this game as a kid because I loved everything Toy Story. The fuck was child me thinking?

[u/Davethemann]

Fun fact, Robot Chicken did do a Toy Story Andy college sex skit

[u/Nikomaru14]

Oh I had this as a kid. I don't think I ever got past the second level.

[u/StevenGorefrost]

It's always frustrating to watch somebody play a game from your childhood so poorly.

I know this game is total garbage so it's totally understandable anybody would suck at it. I guess as a kid you just put up with any BS a game puts in front of you.