One Piece Characters Ranked As Roommates!! (Tier List)

all right hello everybody Welcome to the stream the streamy mix stream stream uh I am recording this next to a stream I'm not but if you're listening to this I actually haven't been putting these up in podcast format I should do that uh for these actually on spreer so you can listen to these on Spotify I don't know they're tier lists so I'm always like yeah this is a very visual kind of stream but if you would like these on Spotify or uh Google play or whatever just let me know and I can I can definitely do that but um anyway today we are going to be what are we doing today what what's today's topic we are ranking one piece characters as roommates apparently yes okay so this should be a fun one uh teking hello everyone sup mellin number one mellin best roommate ever um let's see hello everybody greetings everyone good night teking good night people that live in the part of the world that is currently nighttime uh let's see uh is the balers gate Series Dead uh yeah for right now it is I don't know when I'm going to pick that back up but if it if I do it's going to be on Twitch uh dog and cat perfect roommates yes Eno Rashi and neam mamushi are included uh whenever I pick characters for this uh I have a big folder of like these little icons of all the One Piece characters and there's a bunch obviously and uh for this one I basically every single one I'm just looking through it and I'm just like okay who would be a good pick for like a roommate in this particular context like with the influencer one I'm like okay obviously boa and Nami and Robin need to be included in that um but for this one I I went with some different characters I try to diversify the amount of characters that're included obviously the straw hats are always going to be in in it uh the Yono are always going to be included the Admirals are always going to be included um yeah yeah testing testing uh feel like Marco would be a good roommate well I think Marco's on yeah Marco's on here we'll we'll get to him we'll get to him testing testing everybody's good yeah bone Sean is on here I don't think you can see him on this uh particular page but he is down here I think he's on the last row here's all the characters we're going to be looking at today we have a lot of characters today I don't even know how many of these are 1 2 3 4 5 6 7even 8 nine 10 11 12 13 14 what's 14 * 5 I suck at math it's that number that number that sounds like a big number we should probably get started that's over 50 we should probably get started we should probably get moving uh let's see so we got the different uh tiers here we got best roommate at the top we got very solid roommate right behind them perfectly fine roommate perfectly fine well adjusted average don't think too highly don't think too lowly kind of roommate then we have kind of messy eh little bit messy but not that big of a deal I mean it's irritating every now and then but whatever uh then we have never does anything just lays around all day and then we have awful roommate that I feel like at that point we're starting to delve into like not just they don't do anything but they are actively ruining [ __ ] for you first time seeing this at live it's 2:30 a.m. from my time zone always love your content thank you CLE boy thank you so much uh for the 100 I don't know what that currency is but for the100 that it's depicting right now thank you so much uh you don't have to stay up for the whole thing CU it is kind of late you're at right now um buggies on here buggy included uh let's see then we have yeah so awful roommate is somebody that's actually ruining things for you like that's the kind of roommate like you show up and for some reason your room is a mess like they had no business being in there but for some reason they were and like hey man sorry uh you know I I brought a cat in from off of the street and it's covered in mud and it went in your room and it got mud all over your bed sorry man anyway the cat ran off and it's also got mud in the bathroom that's how just like a come on man it's like 10 at night I just want to go to bed you know uh then we have gets kicked out which is like yeah like you need to leave and then we finally have I was going to put like probably going to die if I was their roommate but instead I just wrote down CSI so it's like an episode of crime scene investigations where it's like like well this person was murdered in the kitchen and just face down I'm just face down dead from whatever one piece character did it yeah uh let's see okay uh thank you everybody thank you true king thank you so much for the super sticker first time yeah it tells you when you're like the first time donator or first time uh you know contributor so that's pretty cool um yeah Zoro gets kicked out for not showering often I feel like Zoro would shower I feel like Zoro would shower but uh we got to get into it because yeah we're like five minutes in we got we got stuff to do today okay so I always have a habit of putting Luffy first and foremost whenever I do these tier lists uh just because Luffy you know he's the main character of the story and he's a good metric for how this goes oh by the way um I also will add or subtract various tiers depending on how they go like we might not use all of these tiers so I might remove them later if anybody has any ideas for better tiers as we go I can rename them or add some we'll we'll rearrange that this is a collaborative effort here is how we do it all right Luffy would be a bit much uh Luffy would be a lot to live with guys like Luffy would literally be jumping off the walls constantly or he would be demanding meat he does not cook and whenever he does cook it is straight up sludge it is poison when Luffy like you'll show up after work and Luffy will be there with this big trough of just nonsense like he just grabbed like he just dumped a whole bottle of soy sauce and then a whole thing of ketchup and then he dumped a whole bunch of like flour in it and he he's just rolling it and like here's some here's some uh some random spices I just took out of the cabinet here's and I baked it in the oven at like 500 degrees for 20 minutes here's Luffy's surprise junk loaf like it just be like oh God no Luffy would be awful he would eat all of the food you would you would get home and there would just be nothing in the [ __ ] fridge and it'd be like no worse than anything he would eat food you know he would you would be like you would get home and you would have some food from like a restaurant like a sandwich or some Chinese food or something and you would clearly take out a Sharpie and you would write on the box like mine you know don't eat and you would put that in the fridge and then you go to work the next day you be like man I can't get home I'll I'll get home and I'll eat that for dinner and you get home and it's just gone and Luffy like what did you do and just like uh nothing I just it was gone when I you must have eaten it by accident I didn't anything just oh my God H you know yeah I would like them on Spotify I can put these up on Spotify you would never be bored though Luffy would be fun to hang out with but like would he ever pay rent he's a pirate he doesn't pay rent all of these pirates on here don't pay rent I'm not paying all the rent if you're living with me you know oh oh he wouldn't clean he would eat all the food three out of 10 roommate for Luffy yeah he's he's not the greatest roommate um all right so I'm gonna put Luffy at awful right now I I would feel like I would feel bad about kicking him out I mean I well I would actually no I feel like after a while after he's eaten all my food for like the fifth time I feel like kicking him out at that point would probably be very apt um Luffy would just give you an IOU yeah he would like he would just like put an IOU on the uh the landlord's like like uh table or whatever just like IOU rent Luffy some of those words not spelled correctly um yeah I don't think it would it wouldn't be crime scene investigation I wouldn't murder Luffy but I would want to at times at times I would want to but he has that energ see here's the thing though Luffy has that Charisma mihawk said it best he has that Charisma to just get people to like him so even his enemies kind of ended up liking him so I think that would keep him from getting kicked out just because like damn it Luffy you ate my food for the seventh time in a row and you don't pay rent and you're a complete slob but like damn you are an interesting fella to hang out with you know like there there you go so he is awful he is awful but the Charisma does help him a little bit yeah uh he would put the treasure he would all yeah he would just write my put it on my treasure tab you know yeah uh yeah mihawk didn't have to live with him though that would be a complete yeah all right listen there is a difference between being friends with somebody and living with them I I okay I am very fortunate cuz I've never well like I like right after I moved out of my parents' place I got this place okay I saved up from YouTube from years and years and years cuz I didn't want to go and like move into an apartment then move into a bigger apartment then get like a small house and then like I just to save up and get a nice place to live okay that's what I did um you know so but anybody that's had situations where they were friends with somebody and then they were thought oh man this would be really cool for this person to be a roommate and then you move in with them maybe it works out sometimes but I think a lot of times it would also be like oh I can't stand living with this person or maybe it's just like no this isn't going to work out you know what I mean yeah uh the landlord would hate him construction companies would hate him he'd be putting holes in the walls every day yeah okay so yeah we'll we'll leave Luffy there right now I'm I'm tentative he might go down we don't know we don't know uh all right who's next KERO all right KERO he would spend most of the time just hanging out smoking weed which if you it's like if this is like a Herald and Kumar situation you know what I mean if you're just like both potheads and you're hanging out on the couch all day and just smoking weed I mean somebody's eventually got to cook some food I mean somebody's eventually got to work but you know Harold and Kumar they they were living okay you know they were all right uh I needed to listen to something during work so this is perfect timing welcome stump yeah um but you know also KERO dresses very nice it's not like kizaru is like uh you know a slob or something like that he has his Fine Suits he goes to work every day he works then he comes home and he smokes like little sumsum on the couch and just watches Netflix you know what I mean like that's what he does um I I don't think I don't think he is that messy we saw his office he he he trims his fingernails he's trimming his fingernails so he keeps he keeps his personal hygiene very clean yeah now yeah now listen I don't smoke weed so if I'm hanging out with somebody and my friends smoke weed fine but like if I'm living with somebody and the whole house just smells like weed constantly and there's weed trays like on the coffee table like that would probably bug me that would bug the [ __ ] out of me that'd be like I don't like this this like I don't like this crap all over the place it's getting weed all over the countertops I don't like this you know what I mean that would be me because I'm kind of a clean freak to be honest with you but uh he he keeps things clean he's better than Luffy I I I think I guess we could say kind of messy just from the weed smok you know just from that and like there's bongs laying around and like there's like little weed trays and then there's part like chopped up and you're always finding weed on the counter on the floor and it's just like little scraps of it little bits of it and I'm like ah I have to keep sweeping this up yeah I never need to pay for my lights though well he doesn't control electricity he just controls light so we would still have to pay for electricity he could just keep it in his room yeah but will he will he though the big screen TV is in the living room you know he's going to be in the living room on the couch and I don't want to be that kind of roommate I don't want to be like you're only allowed to do this in your yeah no he yeah I don't think this would work my weed stays in one room oh wow okay he would make some good brownies though that's right yeah he would be creepy sometimes maybe sometimes yeah we leaving weed crumbs everywhere um okay Brooke now here's the deal with Brooke he's going and Brooke achieves so many things on these tier lists you know Brooke Brooke was like one of the top influencers on on the Instagram one you know only beaten by like all the sexy ladies of One Piece cuz obviously but uh Brook would be one of the best roommates though he is a skeleton like just from that alone I don't need to go into further detail he's a skeleton roommate imagine you're hanging out with your friends at a bar somewhere and you're like dude my roommate is a [ __ ] skeleton who walks and talks and plays guitar are and be like what and then you go over there and then Brooke would pop out of a closet and be it would just be like a fake skeleton and be like that's not a that's not a roommate oh God you can mess with your friends all the time it would be so fun it would be so much fun to have a talking skeleton as your roommate he wouldn't he doesn't need to worry about personal hygiene I mean he does shower he would shower but he's a skeleton he's a skeleton I guess there would be afro hairs everywhere but no there isn't cuz he doesn't grow new hair his afro is there it's very sturdy it has very thick Roots it's fine it's fine missed my last Super Chat sending my lawyer yeah with super chats with these ones I I'll I'll keep track of them as best as I can but I have to get through all these characters so I might miss some of them sorry and he gets free music he just chills he just just hangs out on the couch strumming his guitar you got great music I'm sure he's a good cook I think Brooke is a decent cook Brooke is a decent cook he has money from all of his gigs he's in a band basically it'd be like you hanging out with a uh a roommate that's in a band but he's a skeleton yeah and you save money on food he doesn't need to eat well okay he does he does like to eat though he doesn't need to eat but he does like to eat I would feel bad if I'm just like I'm just buying food just for me I'm never buying food for Brooke hey Brooke I came back from McDonald's uh I only got some for me though cuz you don't need to eat just like but I like to eat it's like yeah I know but I just bought a Big Mac for me you can have a fry it's like no I would still buy him food I gotta go for a job interview well good luck Brooke would invite his friends over and then you could just hang out with the straw hats I mean yeah we could just do that logic that all the straw hats are going to hang out together and they're all piled into my apartment together I don't know how I'd feel about that actually that would be very cramped maybe for the sake of this argument we're going with like a basic apartment so we're talking about like a decently sized living room kitchen area and then one two bedrooms one for you one for your roommate uh we'll we'll you know what we'll even make it nice we'll make it two bathrooms because I've been in some apartments and stuff where there's only one bathroom and yeah that's it's a thing right it's it's a total thing so we'll we'll be nice and we'll give them both their own bathrooms all right it's a decently sized apartment yeah he is like 9et tall yeah is like 9t tall maybe the afro hits the ceiling every now and then but he'll be okay uh Brook would either throw too many parties or always be bothered because he's been alone for 30 years I don't know like he doesn't seem that clingy with the straw hats yeah he was alone for 50 years but he's not constantly clinging around them there was that one filler episode where he kind of did that though what does CSI mean look it up it means crime scene investigation it's it's it's like a murder scene it's a show yeah I no not all the not all the villains are going to be bad roommates case in point let's talk about crocodile so crocodile as a roommate I mean he's a very clean guy he takes showers even Oda has confirmed that he takes regular showers uh he eats Fine Food he's into fine dining so you know he probably crocodile seems like the kind of guy to me that'd be like you got nothing in the fridge guess I have to go out and get some decent food to have some good meal T night he would go out and get like flaming yawn and he cook it up and' be like okay here you know sand everywhere he's not M he's made of sand but he doesn't like sprinkle sand wherever he walks that's not how loia work you know you'll find sand anywhere guys was rain dinners filled with sand was the dining room where he was eating the meal just covered in sand all right he I mean if he wants to be a dick he could do that but he can control his sand all right it's not like when crocodile's asleep he just wakes up and his bed is just covered in sand uh there would be no sand he would be very proper yeah like like every time crocodile gets done walking around he takes off his boots and it's just like no he smokes okay you're right he does smoke that's not that's gonna that is going to dock him some points now here's the thing though would crocodile have the manners to go outside and smoke or would crocodile be the kind of dude that he's like just in the middle of the [ __ ] kitchen and just lights up a cigar and just blow a smoke cloud right in your face cuz here's the thing he is I I feel like he he cleans he dresses well he's probably a good cook but he also has a very he's very arrogant he's very arrogant and I don't think he would really care too much about you being the roommate I don't think he would care that you're there with him you know he would be like hey you know stay out of my way keep to your room pay your side of the rent and we won't have any problems but he's going to very he's going to think very ladly of you yeah he would definitely be smoking indoors you don't tell him where to smoke yeah that is kind of that is kind of the attitude with him it's that attitude of like you don't [ __ ] tell me where to smoke my cigars you know I'm smoking my cigars you know so yeah that would be a problem uh actually it's the opposite when he's taking a shower he can't turn into sand Oda actually specifically clarified this in a [ __ ] SPS once if he's taking a shower when he's water on him he can't turn into sand that's his literal weakness but he still takes showers because he's not going to walk around dirty so it's like he basically Odus said like if he was attacked in the shower he'd be he would have good enough reflexes in order to fight back you know like he's not just going to like he is technically weakest in the shower but he also knows that's when he's the most vulnerable so he's like aware of his weakness um so I feel like I'd say kind of messy but I feel like I almost need to have another category here like a category of like uh because kind of messy is a very specific thing over KERO though yeah exactly annoying oh we need like just an annoying tier okay yeah um do we want to replace kind of messy with just annoying do we want to just do that do we want to do annoying or do we want to have a new tier or just a category for smoker well how many people are smokers on this list we got kizu we got crocodile we got Sanji smoker obviously is smoker on the list did I put smoke yeah he's on the list yeah we could do I'm almost like this almost right now like Kizer would definitely maybe be an okay roommate if he kept all the weed smoking to his bedroom if he was but I think he would maybe I I don't think he would be that rude a crocodile would be more rude in arant than K absolutely absolutely yeah oh there are a lot of people that smoke on here now I'm actually looking at it yeah yeah shiru yeah we'll keep it we'll keep it with that right now see where it goes okay who's next buggy I I can't if it's just me and buggy hanging out right there's not an entire crowd of people for him to impress like I'm the greatest pirate in the world buggy it's just you and me here we're just hanging out you don't need to act like you're the best what if buggy opens up to me and Buggy's like everybody thinks I'm awesome I'm just I'm just trying not to die I'm just trying to make it in the pirate world you know it's it's all right man it's okay I understand I understand dude I kind of want to put buggy in very solid territory I think we would I think we would hang out well together I think buggy would just be like man buggy you don't have to put up a facade when you're behind closed doors just we could just hang out and play some PlayStation dude you don't need to act like you're better than everyone else you know what I mean yeah yeah I mean yeah you get to say I live with a clown he's like oh what's your roommate I live with a clown I live with a literal clown uh I think buggy would be solid I think you get along with buggy I really do I think he would keep up with the rent I don't think he'd be a Gourmet Chef or anything but like okay listen if you can cook eggs and sausage and like know how to use the [ __ ] stove like if you could use you can make like frozen fries or frozen fish sticks or frozen shrimp like if you're that level of cook then you're fine you can make a frozen pizza like dude if I could just get home from work and Buggy's there and he's like hey man I threw in a frozen pizza I threw in Touro in the oven it'll be ready in 10 minutes you want to play some [ __ ] I don't know some some hell divers i' like yeah sure why not like that wouldn't be bad that would be fine you know like yeah damn I'd be a great Roommate by your standard yeah no yeah no fine I'm okay with that every now and then cuz I I love to cook but most of the time like if I'm just hanging out I'm like I don't feel like cooking I'll just throw some frozen shrimp or something in the in the in the oven you know I kind of stay away from copious amounts like I don't drink I don't I don't not drink but I don't use like uh like instant Ramen and stuff like that my diet doesn't consist of instant Ramen I I went through a pizza roll phase in college I was a big pizza roll fan for a while there most of my meals consisted of pizza rolls for a disturbing amount of time there but that was my college Years yeah I'd put him in never does anything n he would I think he would I think he'd be a pretty solid roommate he's too insecure about his nose yeah I wouldn't bring it up like if I was living with somebody that had like a scar or like a birth mark on their face that they were a little bit like self-conscious of I'm not going to make fun of it I'm not going to bring it up why would I make fun of his nose if it's something he's self-conscious about I'm not an [ __ ] you know like yeah uh what's next Cavendish okay Cavendish wait a minute Cavendish has a split personality of a serial killer so yeah it would be CSI it would be I think dude okay all right he would be he's a serial killer um yeah okay okay this is the deal you move in you got your box of [ __ ] you move into your apartment Cavendish is there and he's this sparkly dude and he's like ah welcome you my new roommate well here is your room here is the kitchen uh try not to make too much noise I like to get my beauty sleep um you you think he's a little pompous you're maybe not 100% sure about this guy but he seems nice enough he might have a lot of house rules like he's very he's a neat freak he's very OCD with that but overall he seems like a little weird but a little bit of an okay guy then you go to bed and then at about 3:00 in the morning you hear your door Creek open and you kind of look up and you don't see anything like what the hell was that and then you go back down and you close your eyes and then you open them and hakuba is just over you stabbing you repeatedly with a sword and you would last about one night yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah just barricade your door and cry silently whenever he's asleep yeah just do that that's perfectly fine to ask of somebody you just got to chain them up every time you go to bed oh man yeah he's dead he I mean he I mean he would kill me I yeah CSI is I guess implying like either they would kill me or I would eventually snap and kill them I guess all right um what's next oh katak curry katak curry would make some damn nice Donuts it would have to be a big apartment cuz katak Curry's like you know I don't even know how many meters like seven meters taller he's a really tall guy um but katak Curry would make amazing donuts I mean like in general I feel most of the Charlotte family has to be good at cooking like katakuri is the Minister of kogi Island a flour Island there's a lot of stuff that requires flour to be cooked like a crapload of food comes from flour so you know he'd be great at making bread he'd be great at making donuts he's chilling I mean and once again he's self-conscious about his mouth I'm not going to make fun of his mouth I'm not going to be like hey welcome home Stitch face it's just like I'm not an [ __ ] I don't want to die you know what I mean so I I I'm very solid maybe like he'd be making good baked goods yeah he'd always bring the snacks he would be there with a pack of Mochi and like Mochi ice cream and like jelly beans he would have the snacks he'd be good I can see him I don't know why but I'm just imagining kakur decorating for Halloween I don't know why I just thought of that like he puts on the face makeup and he's putting up all the Halloween decorations he's got a big bowl of jelly beans and all this candy to give the kids you know like I I think kak Curry would be pretty cool yeah yeah kak Curry is s tier roommate you think kak Curry is best roommate let's let's do a poll let's take it to the poll Why not start a poll is kak curry best roommate yeah yes or no let's go there it is first poll of the day per first poll of the stream I love teching I love teching yeah thank you I appreciate that Isaac have a k and katakuri at the same time would' love to see him eating a k uh yes a lot of people are saying Yes Man pretty clean can see oh he can see the future too he can see the future he could be like dude katak curri would be so nice he would be like dude I saw the future uh the landlord's coming down the way do you have the uh do you have the rent and he's like oh [ __ ] that's right I forgot to write out the check he's like okay and then the landlord's here and he's just like I was here for the check oh I got it right here for you sir oh thank you yeah all right have a good day be like boom done kter Curry would be like hey it's garbage night and you forgot to take out the trash oh that's right you know or maybe he would take out the trash for you I think he's nice I think he would do that yeah kakur would see the future and he would know oh Matt's gonna forget to take out the trash night it's okay I got it he usually remembers it's fine yeah the the H the apartment would have to adjust to the size of the people living in it so it would be a nice big apartment or maybe it's a house at that point like we have to rent a house out still roommate same deal town home apartment roommate depending on how big the person is my mom is visiting tomorrow okay don't worry I'm here oh God that would be rough that would be rough I feel like K Curry would be nice though I feel like K Curry would be like you'll never have to meet my mom don't worry I'll go visit her she'll don't yeah no I I don't think I would have that problem because I'm pretty good at remembering chores and taking out the trash and doing dishes I just got my laundry done today so I'm I'm pretty good on top a chores remove Brooke oh no no no best roommates can be more than one here this isn't like uh this some of the some of the tier lists I make it's only one person at the top but in this case I feel like you could have multip best roommates Magic School Bus all right what's next oh peros Sparrow kotak Curry's older brother this was a random they were like I kind of scrambled them up down there and it it just ended up peros Sparrow being next to katak Curry okay peros Sparrow oh uh annoying very annoying dude peros Sparrow first of all that [ __ ] tongue is always going to be getting [ __ ] moist that tongue is going to be everything's either going to be covered in saliva or covered in sticky candy goo and if there is one [ __ ] thing that I despise it is anything that is sticky if I go like my mom loves to bake right and so one day she was baking with a lot of stuff and I guess she got some like like uh like sugar or some kind of frosting and like she touched a cabinet and I went downstairs to open the cabinet and I got like sticky Candi goo on my hands and I'm like oh no no I hate that I hate that I hate that you know it's like so no no awful he's awful he's awful he's a no you know what he doesn't have the Charisma of Luffy I'm kicking him out I'm kicking him out I couldn't stand it yeah he would be so annoying the tongue and the candy goo everything would be covered in a Sheen of sticky substance no matter how many times I cleaned it would be awful ants everywhere oh God I just had ants last year there were ants all over my hard drive no no we're not dealing with that crap we're not dealing with ants getting all over the house and unlike you know like okay he's not a loia you know like crocodile is a loia he'll keep his sand in check okay kotak Curry's not going to have everything covered in Mochi peros Sparrow is not going to care peros Sparrow is going to have candy everywhere I know he's gonna he has a candy arm he has a candy arm every time he opens the fridge with his [ __ ] candy arm it's gonna be covered in candy it's gonna be covered in melted licorice every time but he can control it not when his hand is made of candy and you know he would be using that candy hand to open everything yeah no I'm kicking him out I'm kicking him out or I'm I'm murdering him one or the other yeah he's gotta go all right T-Bone T-Bone um are we all okay with putting T-Bone at the top of best roommates this is the fastest the top of the tier has I would be okay with all of like Brooke T-Bone and kter Curry yeah yeah yeah dude I always enjoy your videos thank you Hita he is so kind dude T-Bone would have everything done for you like I wouldn't even need to do anything anything like if I was T-Bone's roommate I would move in and he would just be like oh welcome friend let me show you your room I warmed up the sheets for you I mean it would be a little creepy but it's like I warmed up the sheets for you so they were nice and fluffy and warm and I prepared this lovely lunch for both of us I'm like okay and then I wake up I wake up kind of late in the morning I wake up around like I woke up around 9:30 this morning I would wake up and there would already be like a full course you know continental breakfast prepared on the table like bacon and scrambled eggs with cheese and and and sausage and perfectly toasted toast and and and like a stack of pancakes and be like I prepared breakfast for you when you woke up I'm like thank you t-bo I'm like Jesus you're so nice t-one you're so kind you're always there for me t-one oh man he would P up he would pick up your work shift if you called off he would stay home with you if you were sick be like I have a little tickle in my throat today T-Bone I'm sorry he's like oh my dear lay down I will take care of you you here's a cold compress here's a thermometer I will have none of that now you will stay in this room he he would go out and buy you like like a freaking what are those things that not a dehumidifier like um oh what are those things that like missed your room whenever you're sick I've never used one ever since I I had one when I was a little little kid my dad would use one uh I forget what they're called though but he would have one of those like it would just be yeah yeah okay someone would that's a vaporizer that's it yeah he would like he would go out like do we have a vaporizer I will go out and buy a vaporizer have a vaporizer yeah he like oh thank you so much yes yes thank you TBO thank you so much thank you so much yes um someone so nice can be tiring sometimes because I feel like I need to pay back I would also need a roommate with someone who isn't bothered with my existence yeah you know I'm like that I am like that where like if he prepared dinner for me like if he prepared like three meals every day which you know he would after a while I would feel bad about that after about a day I like two days of that I would be like T-bone you don't need to worry about me you don't I can make my own food I can prepare my own meal you don't need to take time out of your day to make food for me you don't need to take time out of my day to make sure my laundry's done you don't need to take time like that's my responsibility we're roommates we're room he would pay my side of the rent for me for God's sake that's how much T-Bone cares he wouldn't even like I will have none of it I will take on that I make good money I will pay the rent and I'd be like T-bone we're roommates which means it's equality it means I do I pay half the rent you pay half the rent that like I would have to get into like an argument with him over not paying the full rent price cuz I would feel bad I would feel so bad I'd be like I can afford I can pay some of the utilities I can make the food some nights yeah yeah T-Bone would start cleaning your room for you and it would start to get weird yeah I think I might have to I'm s T-Bone listen it would boundaries boundaries bro boundaries excuse me have to exist when you're a roommate You Know the Way of the house husband yeah I think it might be I think T-Bone might be a little much now that I actually am starting to think about all the stuff he would do for you cuz he is he is comically altruistic he is comically generous yeah yeah yeah you know T-Bone Cooks I clean like we would have to work that out though because he would insist on doing everything he would insist on cooking and cleaning and taking care of everything we would have to be like listen you could cook I'll clean or then I clean the next day I cook the next day and then you clean you know like we could work it out and it's like and also T-Bone this is my bedroom this is like this is my responsibility to take care of my laundry and my sheets and make sure my room is vacuumed and clean you you it's not your responsibility to make sure my room is clean I appreciate the sentiment but if I ever need help with something I will come to you but you know it has to we have to have boundaries here man yeah personally I wouldn't mind Shanks being my roommate uh would he turn you into a a bro would oh oh to turn you in if you broke a minor like law like if you like like if you accid well he might that's the thing like he might threw a thing out like if you throw the trash out on the wrong day like you put the wrong thing in the recycling bin you know what I mean like if you throw like a a a plastic bottle in the trash instead of the recycling bin would he be like I had to contact the the the landlord about this just like okay yeah T-Bone is the law T-Bone is the law all right who's next we got doc Q doc q a sickly okay he's not an old man he's younger than I am he's like 27 no [ __ ] he's like 27 or 28 years old no actually I think he's 29 like he's 29 CIA yes CSI I think you be CSI because I think you just move in with him and he's just and then it turns out you have the like your entire house is not even CSI it's it's [ __ ] like um it's like CDC almost it's like CDC an outbreak of the black plague started in your apartment like somehow yeah you know the the the people the Hazmat suit guys have to show up and corner off your entire apartment cuz a strain of a strain of the flesh eating virus just appeared in your in your bathroom oh man quarantine level threat doc Q might be the worst so far yeah like the movie Wreck yeah it would be like record it would be like wreck or it would be like like uh what was the oh what was the um quarantine so like yeah yeah the English version of that movie was just quarantine yeah I will be patient zero for a new strain of flesh eating virus no no thank you no thank you I never know where to put Drake on here Drake is always just like the blandest character to me like he could turn into a dinosaur cool please don't turn into a dinosaur in the [ __ ] apartment all right like but like what else does he do like he's fine I guess perfectly fine average regular ass roommate I guess he's just Drake just like hey man I'm your new roommate he's like oh okay uh trash is Monday nights uh rent is blah blah blah you know make sure to recycle uh I usually go to bed around 10:30 so don't be too loud after that otherwise okay like all right okay I'll go I'll go unpack all right we'll go out to dinner somewhere after this all right cool there you go yeah oh he's an undercover cop oh that's an interesting way to look at it he's an undercover cop all right yeah he likes AST physics yeah we can talk about that we can talk about space I I have a few books on astrophysics we'll watch episodes of like Cosmos or watch episodes of like Neil decross we'll watch star talk together hey what podcast do you listen to I listen to Star talk with Neil I'm like I do too I'm like okay we can talk about that then we can talk about that perfectly fine okay roommate I'll I'll be all right with Drake yeah I'd be okay with Drake we go up on the roof of the apartment and look at the stars we go on the balcony and look at the he has a he has a telescope we go out look he has a pretty nice telescope go look at that teaches me about astrophysics and space and whatnot that'd be pretty neat yeah there's a lot of people that don't know what CSI means and I'm just going to leave that to be uh crab shrimp and um uh what's a what's a fish that what's a seafood that starts with the letter i we could just do like crab shrimp and whatever Buffet how romantic that reminds me of in balers Gate 3 when you if you romance Gail all the way he takes you to his Tower and Water Deep he makes like an illusion of his Tower and water deep and you get to like look at like the stars with him yeah he probably likes Star Wars or Star Trek yeah probably I'm not a huge Star Trek guy but I'll watch some episodes with Drake sure inagi yeah yeah yeah inagi so it's it's crab shrimp and inagi there you go yeah all right who's next all right do Flamingo all right all right all right all right listen up listen up listen up listen up listen up you want to just say he would would kill me right but no let's let's explore this option with with do Flamingo here okay let's explore these options um doflamingo would be running a criminal organization on the side he's basically a Mafia Boss who is for whatever reason undercover as my roommate so it's probably a nice house that he's renting or something no doflamingo does not smell like feet you guys you guys think a lot of villains in one piece just don't shower use deodorant like I feel like doflamingo keeps up with his personal hygiene it's going to be a nice beach house yeah so do flamingo would here's what would happen I would either get kicked out or or I would end up involved in his criminal Empire somehow like he would be using me as like a gopher or he would use me as like a way to like launder money or some [ __ ] like that you know what I mean like that would that would be like what doflamingo's ultimate scheme would be something like that I don't know if he would just kill me I don't think he would just murder me if we're roommates together outright murder like on the first night like I don't think he would yeah he'd frame you for a crime or something like yeah I would be the Fall Guy yeah I guess I'll go awful roommate because he you you move in with him and you could tell this guy is he's involved in some he's into some shady [ __ ] like you pretty much know immediately he like he's like yeah welcome this is my room you go in there well you're not going to go in my room right you're not going to go in my room so we're not going to have to worry about what would happen if you did go in my room cuz you're not going to go in my room right yeah of course it's your room I don't I don't see why I would go in there yeah right of course yeah okay rinse two on the first know like okay he's up all night he has he keeps weird hours he's leaving at like 2: in the morning and then coming back at 4: in the morning it's like what are you up to you know what are you doing oh don't you mind me like okay yeah uh Viola is swinging by the apartment oh God uh okay who's next Neo mamushi I've never owned a cat now I wouldn't I'm not saying saying I would own necam mamushi he's a person but I've never had a cat living with me so imagine all of the problems of having a cat but star in 365 days that's the plot of a wat pad web novel oh that that would be a fun little story me 365 days living with doof Flamingo yeah someone needs to write that but cat hair cat hair everywhere hairballs everywhere uh oh man lot of cat stuff of cat giant cat toys giant cat toys giant boxes H NECA would be so destructive the whole house would just he would have a giant scratching post that it would sound like a freaking chainsaw whenever he's using that thing oh man I don't have cat allergies at least I don't think I do I don't think I've been around cats and no my I had a friend that had a lot of cats and I never had any allergies they had like six cats and I I never got allergies when I was down at his place but um yeah giant sand boxes okay look what's the most annoying thing that a cat does because that imagine Neco doing that as like how how tall is necam mamushi he's a big cat he's a huge cat oh the owner will suffer the most knocks your stuff over throwing up okay well imagine how how tall is he he does have a gun hand this is a 17 foot tall cat 17 ft of cat oh my God he would knock over the television he would knock over the couch it's like living with Clifford the Big Red Dog except it's a cat that's a big cat with a Gatling gun arm feed me 17 feet of anything yeah Hackman you said it best 17 feet of anything is too much I don't care what it is 17 feet tabby cat um I uh I'm gonna say either never does anything because he's a cat so either never does anything or awful roommate oh God they wake up at like 3:00 a.m. and do the Zoomies oh my God I would just be waking up to hearing like a bowling alley out outside of my door he just knocks over the sorry I had to get up at 3:00 a.m. and run around last night I knocked over the fridge not a big deal you're now oh no the fur balls would come up to your knees better than a 17 foot centipede I don't know I might want to prefer to live with a 17t centipede they are venomous okay guess yeah I guess I would choose the cat over the venomous centipede I suppose oh man yeah no I'm sorry Neco I'm sorry I'm sorry kitty cat all right all right yeah he has a gun arm too people are bringing up the gun arm I think the gun arm would be cool it's he wouldn't like shoot me but uh you know he's a giant cat guys this isn't going to end well you know all right Frankie Frankie would be an awesome roommate okay I don't like soda but that's fine he has like hey I checked out I bought this soda machine I'll put it in the kitchen I'd be like all right fine there would just be a soda there would just be a vending machine in the kitchen that would be fine with me though I'd be all right with that I'd be okay with that you know um I do drink soda very rarely but every once in a while but there's a fridge and then there's like a vending machine next to it that's okay he could fix anything anything that breaks in this apartment or this house he is fixing the the the fridge breaks he's got it fixed the dishwasher fixed the uh the table loses you know what he fix anything the roof is leaking fixed fixed fixed you know done you know Frankie's a little bit of a frat boy though okay yeah he is a little bit of a frat boy it would be a little loud it would be a little Annoying um but the positives outweighing the negatives here and I think I Really Love Frankie as a character but here's the thing I like Frankie's character would I want to live with him though would you want to live with Frankie though because he could fix anything but he is Frankie he also is walking around with a speedo most of the time I don't know I don't know I feel like at a certain point I feel like at a certain point I would just be like dude put on some pants like I'm seeing your the the the the banana hammock every single day put on some pants please Frankie can cook Frankie is a expert barbecuer he would be outside with the like super expensive grill that he built himself probably and he's out there like flipping burgers like in a summer barbecue oh God it would be amazing the burgers the the the the he would like slow cook an entire brisket over like like the fresh coals or the wood chips or whatever he would smoke an entire salmon you know like or an entire swordfish or something out there like oh man he would be a barbecue expert one of my neighbors has like a bunch of grills and like a smoker and like the wood chips and like every day of the summer he's out there cooking and it always smells amazing uh you know what I'm gonna say Frankie is going to be very solid just like how T-Bone is you got to set some boundaries but I think Frankie would listen to the boundaries like crocod would not Luffy would not doof Flamingo would not peros Sparrow would not Frankie I think would respect boundaries after a while you know and he's got nipple lights oh my goodness nippol lights if you brought a girl home she would probably freak out yeah that is true yeah she see the guy hanging out on the couch with the banana hammock and just be like okay I'm going to go now no you you don't understand he's a cyborg you don't understand he has nipple lights too teching I can fix him 101 okay so having a roommate and setting boundaries that's like fixing a human being all right cool I didn't know that that's good to know hey man don't uh go into my room when I'm not here cuz that's not cool ah you're trying to fix me I'm like no okay got to wear pants man I don't want to wear pants all right who's next bomeo all right so Balo would be the biggest one piece fan in the entire world he would talk about nothing but one piece now I know this is Rich coming from me but here's the deal I don't talk about one piece all the time I don't hang out in my living room and just think about one piece constantly bomeo kind of does and he also just pisses where bomeo would get drunk and piss in the [ __ ] kitchen like that would be bomeo never I think bomeo is our first never does anything yeah he never does anything he just hangs out and watches and just watches one piece and reads one piece and argues on the one piece like redddit he goes on the forums and he's just like always yelling and arguing with people on the one piece forums why do you don't do that yeah he's a weeb he's a weeb but he's also like he also just he's just messy and he also probably just doesn't take up after himself I I'll I'll put him in never does anything you know all right what's next oh we got e next somebody said I think e is just going to be a bit shy honestly like e is just like hello well welcome to your rooms over there just just just just you know you just hang out it's fine um yeah but the thing is we E's not like that though because we got we got an impression of E's personality when they spoke to COBRA e is very full of themselves e is referring to themselves like I will not deem that necessary of a response deem talks deem e talks um in a very archaic fashion the best way to uh to do the parallel with English is he uses like these and THS like thou AR a new roommate for my house my the humble Homestead you know he speaks like these and thou and kind of [ __ ] like that you know uh like old old Middle English kind of [ __ ] um that would be annoying and he's very very full of himself very egotistical he wouldn't do anything obey me get out or die yes oh he's very controlling he's like the most controlling character he's honestly the most controlling manipulative character in all of One Piece if we're being straight up here yeah um what are we doing here you think he would just straight up kill me he would be a mute no they they they would speak they they can speak yeah CSI I think I would just be you know what you know what it wouldn't be CSI cuz I would just cease to exist they like I received no roommate on this day no roommate moved into my apartment on this day so I just wouldn't exist I would be erased from history CSI would show up they would go over the entire apartment they wouldn't find a trace of me be like well I guess he's not here he like yes he is not then and then they would leave and they I would just be a missing person I would just disappear from history yeah Matthew Crawford no such person ever existed here yeah okay okay now enu arashi I'm more of a dog guy all right I've had dogs my whole life we had a cocker spaniel named Max when I was a little kid then we had a little Beagle named Lucky that we had up the way all the way up that was my childhood dog all the way up till I was in college and then we had Duchess and Duchess was the bestest boxer ever let me show you a picture of boxer of Duchess just because she's so cute hold on a minute let's see let's see find a find one of your Duchess a that was when she had the that was when she had the code of Shame a she looked so sad she was like no why are you doing this to me why you can see her back paw there is covered in Scar Tissue that's because uh she had really bad allergies that's part of the reason she had to wear the cone um but she also had a surgery done right before this a poor dutches yeah she was the bestest dog um so dogs are great but this is also a giant dog this is like a big big dog but they do have big dogs you know like my uh I had a friend that had a dog that was a Mastiff huge dog named bear but very lovable very lovable dogs uh let's see inuarashi is probably similar height to necam mamushi and as we already stated uh 17t of anything is kind of too much but it's it's a big doggo it's a big doggo you know Rashi is um do we not have a height for him no he's okay he's slightly shorter than NECA mamushi he's 16 feet n in all right he's a good boy [Music] though I'm sorry I think I could hang out with a giant dog I think I could hang out with a giant dog more than I could with a giant cat I I just think I just hanging out with Clifford the Big Red Dog uh yeah I think I'd be all right I think i' go walkie Eno Rashi be like I would like to go for a walk and be like all right I'm not I'm not putting you on a leash but we could go for a walk all right cuz you're gonna you'll rip my arm off but yeah we could go for a walk yay 16 feet is not 17 feet that is correct that is how numbers work you'll have to clean up after him nah he's okay here's the nekomamushi could clean up his own [ __ ] inuarashi can clean up his own [ __ ] the problem with necam mamushi is that he would clean up his own stuff but he would puke and throw up and it's like like necam mamushi would puke all over the carpet like a gallon of puke and then he'd be like oh sorry I'm gonna clean that up just like okay but still not good uh enor Rashi would just be like I have to take a [ __ ] and then he would go outside maybe just maybe he use use the [ __ ] toilet he can just use a big ass toilet just get a huge get an industrial siiz toilet you'll be fine yeah I'm okay with I'm okay even if I have to clean up his massive shits I'm okay with it I love dogs I'm okay with it yeah the dog walkies would be crazy hey if I'm ever walking with Ena Rashi and somebody tries to like rob me and just be like give me your wallet I'd be like I'm with my dog he's going to beat you up and he's like yeah [ __ ] that give me my give me your wallet and then you know Rashi shows up behind the guy cracking his knuckles charging up his Electro you know just like oh God cat person and i' prefer him as well I would prefer living all right let's do that as a poll let's just do that as a poll really quick let's do a poll who would you prefer as a roommate Neco mamushi giant cat or enu arashi giant dog all right here we go let's let's do it yeah anybody that's a cat owner out there I think even the cat owners are probably like okay yeah 17 foot cat that that's a little bit excessive it's closer than I thought 57 no 58 no no no it's going up it's going up it's going up all right it's going up yeah oh yeah doggo doggy for the win yeah go doggy yeah how did your dog get a sword for a leg oh he fought a mammoth he fought a mammoth he is a good boy he is a hecking good boy all right he is inashi is the bestest boy he's so cute all right God okay Ace Ace is another one that like he's not going to be constantly lighting the [ __ ] on fire he can control his loia you know he's not going to be lighting the couch on fire although he is maybe a little bit of a fire hazard the fire hazard [ __ ] does go up slightly because whenever like whenever he was making the casa hats for ores I think he kept getting pissed off and he kept lighting them on fire so it shows that like if Ace can get really if he gets really agitated really frustrated really pissed off it's flame on a little bit there so I think he has control over it most of the time but if he ever if something really pisses him off like if we're playing a video game and I keep beating his ass at Madden or something and he gets really mad and he's like [ __ ] this [ __ ] and like lights the couch on fire I'd be like oh my God H yeah but he does good he does have good manners he does have good manners yes he's very respectful I don't know would you want to deal with like Ace's hectic lifestyle it is rather it is rather crazy he would have your back Ace is awesome he's an Outdoorsman yeah he is he's gonna fall asleep in the middle of a dinner conversation yeah would I really mind that though I'm like I'm having a conversation it's like yeah so uh what' you do today oh well you know I went down to the gym I was working out oh that's cool what are you doing I was like well I'm doing like you know what I mean it'd be like all right well good night I'm going to finish my dinner and put all the food away put the dishes away and clean them and go to bed yeah know uh let's see I mean he's definitely not annoying I'll put him in perfectly fine he's perfectly fine he might like the house on fire but I'll make sure to have some fire extinguishers handy he can also absorb fire so if he lights something on fire he can also absorb the fire so the house probably wouldn't burn down but it would be scorched a lot yeah he's a portable toaster oven that that's handy if the power ever goes out we'd be really handy yeah he wears pants he just wears shorts he's fine he dresses like like the crocodile hunter sometimes I don't know like like some yeah yeah fine he steal your girl that's fine Donuts I wonder why all right who's next Hawkins Hawkins is like living with some new age hippie kind of person right Hawkins would be like I yes the tarot foretold of your arrival it shows me the temperance card in Reverse which indicates that you will have great success in your life also I am selling a variety of my crystals and my moon water it is charged with the power of the Moonlight from the last Equinox will you truly like that would be annoying that [ __ ] would be annoying it's like you're moving in with like a cultist all right oh he would play Yu-Gi-Oh with you he would also be very emo yeah he would make voodoo yeah yeah if I ever look into his room and I see him stitching up a voodoo doll of me I'm [ __ ] out I'm done I'm done I'll leave I'm getting out of there at that point you know I'm I'm gonna say gets kicked out or or I'm leaving I'm leaving one of the two either they get kicked out or I'm leaving I'm yeah I'm telling you what if I wake up I see him stitching on [ __ ] voodoo doll and he has all this Crystal crap and everything there weird essential oil smell going on throughout the apartment it's like no no no that's we're not doing that would that be the last straw yeah he'd be running a medium tarot card reading business yeah no yeah part of the apartment would be like his uh a lot of Psychics I've noticed like basically run a business out of their apartment I know at least three businesses around here that are like psychics or tarot card readings that are almost always in like the Upper Floor of somebody's house or on like a side attachment like somebody's garage that they turned into a shop so that would basically be our apartment like our apartment would be partially a psychic you know what I mean like and I just be like I'd be so uncomfortable with that yeah oh by the way this is also something else that Oda has confirmed he never shaves his leg hair such a weird thing that Oda confirmed in an SPS he his leg hair is super bushy never shaves it I don't know if that's relevant or not but like that's a thing he's a super hairy dude yeah if he's got hairy legs he's also got a hairy CH he's just a super hairy guy Matthew pick a card any card I'd be like I'd rather not bushy legs real men don't shave why would that be relevant I don't know if it would be relevant it's just something I remembered about hawkins's character he's he's a very hairy guy I just I'm trying to remember stuff that Oda did in sbs's and that's that's a thing um he's jumping ship the moment a better roommate offer comes up that is true too but either way he's either moving out or I'm mov out one of the two no I don't mean I don't mean like okay look I don't okay I'm going to show you my legs here for a second [Music] okay yeah I don't I don't I don't have hairy legs so if I see somebody that has like super hairy legs I'm like wow that's crazy because I just do not have hairy legs all right so that's that's where that comes from there you go you saw my legs teeking legs I'm sorry maybe gotten people too excited there for a a little bit I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to give people to calm down [Laughter] here oh yeah tekking leg reveal yep that [ __ ] was shining yeah I don't shave my legs either they're just naturally like that scandalous yeah dude it's just one voodoo doll of you come on only legs all right what's next uh oh do bones all right do bones is a bounty hunter that can turn into knives but beyond I mean like he's a bounty hunter he's like Dog the Bounty Hunter you know what I mean he's he's a bounty hunter bounty hunters are are people that like that doesn't necessarily have to be like a criminal Enterprise bounty hunting is a thing that's legit you can get I think a license to be a bounty hunter there was a whole show about a guy that was a bounty hunter you know yeah he would never be home he would probably be at work constantly yeah I think he'd be perfectly fine perfectly fine roommate to me I can't really imagine any reason like he would be annoying or he would do stuff around the house sure Dog the Bounty Hunter there are Bounty Hunter licenses yeah so yeah perfectly fine roommate uh can chop you can oh you know what I hate chopping up vegetables he could take care of that in like done hey uh Hey Daz I need an onion chopped okay done thank you like there you go I hate I hate chopping vegetables that's like the like whenever I'm preparing meals I'm like okay time to cut the onion time to cut up the pepper time to cut up the carrot time to cut up the freaking asparagus or whatever like it's always a thing it's just busy work you know okay [Laughter] spom oh spom spom spom uh he would just he would just never do anything he would just never do anything I would have to do everything for him I don't know if he be annoying yeah I mean like he's he's annoying but I think I think this is not so much not I'm looking at the way this tier list is structured it might not be best like best to worst it's just different varieties of roommate you know cuz like there's the roommates that never do anything then there's the roommates that are actively making your life miserable and then there's I'm done I'm moving out and then there's the ones that kill you and then there's the ones that are just annoying you know he's very narcissistic his voice alone would drive you crazy yeah he would call his dad all the damn time yeah yeah I'm thinking that's awful he wouldn't do anything but he would also just make my life miserable just by being around yeah all right Lindberg a mink cat okay also a cat but a smaller Cat still a very large cat but a steampunk cat that has access to a jetpack how big is Lindberg let's look up Lindberg lot would be a lot of Machinery around yeah he would be that would be a thing that would be a little Annoying at night he'd be out in the garage or he'd be out somewhere tinkering with his like experiments far into the night so we might have to set some rules about that no I don't want Charles Lindberg I want the real Lindberg from One Piece he's under five feet tall okay so he's like four foot something probably so uh that's a bigger cat but that's way more doable than 17 ft of cat um he is kind of like Frankie honestly yeah yeah he's kind of like Frankie steampunk Cat four feet four feet tall that's smaller than I am probably would get pet hair everywhere still too but I mean if I'm okay with Ena Rashi hanging out then yeah don't make he like like Lindberg just don't make explosives a I I know but I don't want to wake up in the middle of the night to an explosion in the bathroom Okay because you're making bathtub explosives or some stupid [ __ ] all right I got to wake up I got to use the bathroom I don't want to you know sit on on the toilet and blow up you know what I mean so just keep it keep it gunpowder low but if he does that I'm okay with him let's go with very solid let's go with that yeah yeah he's an art student basically sure okay yeah uh all right Riso Riso he's a ninja so you never even know wait you never even know he's there Riso would keep to the Shadows you would move into the apartment and you'd be like hello anyone you'd like check every room and they're like no one in here I like okay I guess they're not home guess they're out all right that's weird I thought they'd be here when I got here all right I guess I'll just move my stuff in and then all of a sudden boom he shows up at dinner haha he just poofs in oh maybe he would be a little Annoying Riso might be a little Annoying actually yeah yeah Riso would be he'd be doing the ninja crap he'd be like constantly he would be like I can I know Ninjutsu I'm like oh that's cool but he'd be like popping around all the time like Shadow clone Jutsu it's like yes I know you could do Shadow clone Jutsu that's cool that's fine but just just eat your eat your fish tacos or whatever you know he's also very loud yeah every time you turn around things have moved but you never see him that would be annoying that would be annoying to live with uh with Riso yeah he would just be talking about Naruto all the time he's gonna he would just do hand signs all the time he be no I want you to imagine this for a moment you get home you you open the door you go in the apartment Riso is sitting on the couch watching Naruto practicing hand signs and you just look at him and you just like H okay all right buddy like all right oh oh nami's next okay you may notice I did not put a lot of women on this list and that was intentional because um I feel like the chat would have gone crazy with a lot of them like oh my God you're living with the sexy one piece lady I'm like all right all right here's the deal we'll we'll use we'll put Nami on here we'll put Robin on here and there's a few other women on the list but for the most part I like keptic guys you know okay so Nami is I want to clarify here your roommate all right she's a roommate all right you're you're not you're not dating you're not hooking up or anything just as a roommate okay so she would be good at paying rent she would manage that very well but you would have to like she would have everything she would have the accounting calculated down to the gats ass she would have everything down to it she'd be like okay I am paying this percentage of the electric bill you pay this percentage of the rent all the other utilities are covered this is what I pay for food this is what you pay for food you know I I feel like she would have everything kind of organized by the time I already got there you know like there's that stuff yeah um roommates in just one room preferably yeah see I knew it was going to be [ __ ] like that so I was like all right I I'll keep the women to a minimum in this one yeah yeah um no that sounds very practical um let's see I don't think she would steal your [ __ ] like I don't know like you're a roommate I don't know if like I don't know if she would be so cruel that she would like steal your money or anything she wouldn't do that she wouldn't do that does does Nami steal like usopp's money or something like no she doesn't do that so she'll no she like if you're a roommate if you respect her boundaries and she'll respect yours and you get everything sorted out with the accounting and with the the budget and everything like that she can cook really well if you can cook okay you know it would be fine she'd be on the lease instead of you yes that would be true she would have full she would have the lease in her name yeah I love I love how just happiness punch in this scenario we have our own bathrooms there is not a single bathroom she has her bedroom her bathroom I have my bedroom I have my bathroom if if it is ever a situation where I am in her bathroom or in her bedroom for any reason that is it I am getting kicked out all right so I'm not going to go there that's what respecting boundaries is about when you have a roommate all right like come on now do do you think Sanji like Sanji lives with nami and Robin do you think he's ever tried to like peek on them in the bath or something or in their bedrooms like come on sanji's creepy but he's not that cre well okay hold on wait a minute let me think about all right all right all right he might have he's at least considered yes yes yes yes yes what the [ __ ] are you talking about of course he's tried to do that he absolutely has yeah canonically yeah canonically he's definitely tried to at some point which makes him a pretty shitty Roommate by the way like they're hanging out in the sunny and they're like okay time for bed all right guys good night I'm going to go try to peek at Nami really quick before I go to S that's kind of a [ __ ] thing to do like you don't do that Sanji Jesus Christ come on oh yeah yeah he did with Brooke when Momo was bathing yeah that's true that's true he would he would yeah yeah no I was I wasn't thinking I know about the scene at wano in the bath which was just as bad but I was thinking like cuz they're all living together on the sunny they spend most of their time as basically roommates living in the sunny as their apartment essentially yeah but she's fine yeah she's either fine or very solid I can't really think of yeah she wouldn't be annoying or anything actually I think she'd be very solid roommate honestly yeah she'd be clean she would cook and then I would clean and then I would cook the next night and clean whatever it would be fine yeah yeah okay uh aliji Kon um like in the summer though when it's hot as hell outside dude his power would be amazing to have like if it's super hot and you just don't feel like you feel like saving money for AC like dude just make a giant ice block outside and just oh that's so nice he's a little he's a little lazy though he is a little lazy so like never does anything but like you would save so much money on AC yeah he I think he would do stuff I don't think he would be laying around out he he would sleep a lot he would sleep a lot is what he would do he wouldn't wake up till like noon right but once he wakes up he would get stuff done yeah free popsicles I'm all right with him and perfectly fine he would just sleep lot but sometimes I might prefer that it might be like nice to just like oh he's mostly asleep so I have like some more time to myself or whatever you know maybe maybe that's fine yeah best roommate in the summer yeah in the summer best roommate yeah all right uh King Alber um I think he would be fine too I I don't think like King is one of those characters just like with uh like Drake it just be like yeah just like hanging out with just chilling like I can't really think of anything bad here you know he wouldn't be able to fit through the door we're we're assuming that whatever height the person is they can fit into the apartment they're not like cramped in the apartment like this yeah dude King could fly you around I'm not going to ask him to like fly me around places he's not my personal jet uh know ladies man he is a ladies man king is hot King is canonically very hot yeah he's all right he he could he wouldn't but he could like I feel like with with kuon making ice like that's like literally he snaps his fingers and he makes a giant ice block to cool you down or like huh okay here done King be like hey can you can you fly me to work king would be like no it's like oh come on man you got Wings it's like yeah they're mine I'm not gonna I'm not your private jet service why is King not on the why is King on the list but not Queen um yeah you're right I guess Queen isn't on the list oh well that's how it is perfectly fine roommate perfectly fine [Music] um let's see here Caesar Clown yeah I'm dead I'm all of these with Caesar is always just dead just dead dead dead CSI Caesar Clown I would just walk in and just smell like some horrible odor coming out of the bathroom or his bedroom what the [ __ ] I wouldn't even get a chance to move my [ __ ] in I would just be dead as soon as he walked oh damn it mustard gas is toxic to humans I forgot damn it another body well it's time to push him in aqua regia and melt him and then flush him down the toilet you know and then the CSI show up he's like what happening oh nothing nothing I am a perfectly normal individual living in this apartment that's the ninth one this week oh yeah all right who's next Hogback yeah I think we got two csis right back to back here uh I mean that's a pretty simple these are very some of these are very very simple some of these I don't have to think too much about Hogback is a murderer he's a mad scientist that will cut you up and turn you into a zombie yeah aqua regia was for Metals okay so I actually was just recently watching a a wired breakdown of uh she was a chemist that was breaking down uh Breaking Bad scenes and there's a scene in Breaking Bad where they always use hydrofluoric acid to dissolve bodies and this chemist was like I probably wouldn't use hydrop Floric acid to dissolve a body it probably would get the job done but aqua regia is way stronger cuz it can melt gold and [ __ ] if it can melt gold it can melt a human body you know like that the AY is very strong it's very potent yeah uh no hospital bills though yeah yeah he's also a serial killer he murdered sry didn't she didn't he like isn't the idea that he kidnapped cry murdered her and then turned her into a zombie that was his servant yeah so that's what he does with people he likes how do you think that's going to happen with somebody like me who he doesn't care for I like that bear I don't even [ __ ] know you 30 minutes or less classic movie Classic No it isn't but it's an okay movie yeah nah she was already dead yeah she was already dead I think she died in an accident but you know yeah okay uh Marco Marco is going listen I don't even care what anybody else says Marco's going into best roommate maybe it's different for you but this is my tier list and I got to tell you right now Marco's best roommate because he enjoys pineapples on pizza and I'm a pineapples on Pizza loving guy all right so I move in with Marco his first thing is hey man welcome to the neighborhood uh I ordered a pizza a nice what's on it I hope you don't mind but I got some pineapple I would go over and hug this man first time meeting him I would hug this man and he'd be like okay dude whoa all right all right nice to see you too yeah just bring it in bring it in bring it in also the free health care yeah also the Phoenix flames of Revival that I guess that's nice too yeah Marco is a great guy yeah Marco delivers devours pineapples like apples he just eats a pineapple hole love it and a chill room I think I think Marco would be a chill guy just to hang out with you know what I mean absolutely um okay oh kaatu I love kaam matu kaatu is great man he's either best or he's very solid he's one of the two KATU wo oh man I would do the Kappa dance with kaam matu I would love to do the Kappa dance with him it'd be great I'm gonna say very solid maybe not best best roommate but kaam matu is awesome Kappa Kappa Kappa I don't know why I just love kaam Matsu's character I don't know what to tell you I just really love kaam matu he's my favorite Scabbard down I really wish there was I wish there was more [ __ ] with him in wano I wish they focused on him more they had this big thing in in the prison where you think he's going to do something really cool he shows up he has his big introduction and then that's kind of it he doesn't really have any other big moments in the story but damn is he cool he eats poison doesn't waste food he just eats the bones whole yeah oh no no he doesn't he spit the bones back out but he ate the poison fish yeah yeah would he smell like a fish you know I don't even mind mind I don't care he's a Kappa it's fine all right captain curo of a thousand plans yes all right so I would move in and instantly know that he's the villain like I move in and he's there with his slicked back hair and he's like reading a book he's like oh greetings welcome to my apartment okay you're the villain I I know right away You're a villain you're gonna try some convoluted plot to kill me or use me in some convoluted plans so I think I'm just out I think I'm just gone I'm like look you're clearly the evil villain you clearly posted the um roommate wanted ad in the paper because you wanted someone to just manipulate and use so or or like a cover identity so I'm I'm out find somebody else I'm done I'm just out uh I'm moving out I'm moving out before he has a plan to even kill me I'm done he's clearly a villain you walk in on this guy it's like 2:00 in the afternoon he's wearing a full piece like suit glasses slick back hair just reading a book i' be like no no just don't get the right vibe off of you no oh you're clearly evil so bye all right JBE all right Je B jebe is the dad of the straw hats he's the dad he's the papa bear so you know what jebe he's either I think he's I think he'd be a very solid room man but kaatu and jeene Bay both next to each other there you go Jean B dude it would be awesome living with jebe all the dad jokes I'm okay with dad jokes I'm okay with that I'm okay with dad jokes hold on a minute I got check checks him all right he would take a lot of room up the room would be big enough for him it's fine um okay oh Charlos okay I Wouldn't Die G love how everyone's like jebe would smell like fish well the straw hats are living with him and they don't seem to mind so I don't think I would mind either I think it would be okay um okay Nami and Robin and everybody are hanging out with him they're not like ew Jean B you smell like fish we can't even be in the same room as you it's like no it would be fine it would be fine um okay Charlos isn't gon to kill me I might end up killing Charlos though that's that's the rub I might be the one murdering Charlos but I'm going to just say awful roommate or never does anything I think I think Charlos would just be he just literally never does anything he's just a fat slob on the couch that just doesn't do anything he's just a beached whale pretty much you just be like hello welcome to the house he would treat me like a servant yeah yeah I'm starting to think we need to get rid of the never does anything category because the never does anything category kind of makes you by default an awful roommate cuz if you're not doing anything then you're a shitty roommate so I think we're going to get rid of that category we're going to bump these guys down we're going to remove everybody okay with that everybody okay with me deleting the row he's a Karen oh totally yeah he would be super Kami Guru no fetch me my ham and cheese yes okay we're good delate road all right there we go that's better yeah awful roommate I think we're all right with that that that works a lot better okay yeah change never does anything to a few issues oh we could do that yeah let's do that add row below we can we can do that okay has a few issues all right that's that's that's understandable okay what color is that slightly uh oh I oh I see what I did okay hold on a minute let me let me change that out dark orange and then and then there we go okay I oh I [ __ ] that up I'm sorry guys hold on a second red orange slightly less orange yellow okay we're good all right okay um has a few issues okay so maybe bomeo would go there then yeah bomeo would have a few issues I can't even tell who is next that is Mr four babe yeah yeah um so Mr four his whole stick is he talks very slow and he moves very slow like that's his whole thing because Miss Merry Christmas is he talks Chief talks very fast like hey everybody how you doing I miss Merry Christmas okay let's go over here let's go over there let's go shopping okay let's go home let's go to McDonald's okay let's eat some food okay let's go to bed let's wake up and let's go do this all right Mr four is like oh okay I guess um does he have lasso I I would say he would have lassu because lassu is his dog he does that is Mr Four's dog yeah yeah I would say telling jebe he smells like fish that's kind of yeah that's a little bit maybe racist you you don't you don't say that to a fish man that's not cool man yeah do you like baseball I actually do I actually am a fan of baseball um I think Mr for would just hang out and watch baseball games and I I'd watch baseball with him I like the Cubs yeah does he shave his legs I don't know that's that's a factor apparently with me I don't know uh maybe a little annoying but he has a dog though maybe up to perfectly fine with the dog he would do chores very slowly you know few few issues category yeah because he would every chore he did he would do very slow so it's like hey can you you know clean up the table after dinner he'd be like okay and then you come back like an hour later and he's still not even like halfway done not because he's not doing it he is he's just doing it very slowly hey uh you've done mopping the floor it's it's been two hours I'm just asking you know I'd like to walk in the kitchen now the floor's kind of wet you know yeah all right I like the Cubs yeah uh beay all right beije would run a tight ship all right bee would be like hey welcome to the welcome to the room welcome to the place thank you for taking the invitation uh you know shoes off I don't want any mud in this house you know that kind of stuff now he does smoke but would he smoke in his own well he does smoke in his own um in his own castle so he probably wouldn't care he probably wouldn't mind but he would keep it in a way of like shoes off uh always dress well keep on good hygiene would beiji be both the roommate and the apartment that's the thing I move into the apartment or the house and it's just Bey there but that's just like his representation in the actual house and he could like move the house around and like change the outlet the structure and everything like ah [ __ ] they baby smokes for God's sakes that's true that is true Pez smokes I'd be living with to Tony Montana yeah I'd be like The Sopranos yeah be is the room he's not a room mate he's a room mate but still I mean like does that make him a bad roommate just cuz he's the room the room yeah the smell would be pretty bad if he's if he's okay with smoking in his own castle which is smoking inside of himself wait a minute though wait a minute though because he was very careful not to wait a second when they were inside of the castle remember sanji's cigarette kind of ignited the inside of the castle and he was like [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you know he just like so maybe maybe he doesn't smoke inside of his own castle for that reason because apparently a little bit of fire was ignite to like burn the inside of the castle down and he was like who what are you doing oh he also has a baby and and a wife I'd be moving in with I'd be moving in with a family he'd be the landlord yeah yeah would we be moving in with his family cuz if we're moving in with his family I'm just moving out I think would probably end up moving out anyway cuz I I might stay for a couple of days but it might be like a once again you're you're clearly a member of the mafia you're clearly a member of the mafia and you're running you know scams and stuff and it's like I just don't want to be part of that world all right I wish you good luck with you and your family I'm I'm out I'm out I'm done I'm leaving all right yeah it's all fun in games until he wakes you up in the middle of the night with a shovel and be like hey we're going to go go hide a body get in the car you're driving I'm like okay fine I'll help you bury one body but after this I'm moving out come on we're wasting Moonlight like all right let's go uh the walls have ears and eyes and a mouth he is the apartment he would see everything you do yes everything even that especially that all right yeah okay uh [Applause] aramaki okay uh I don't once again I don't think it would get to a point with CSI here's what would happen I would move in with aramaki I would take out my box of stuff I would start to put out my stuff and he'd be in the room and he'd be just chatting with me and then he would say some racist [ __ ] he would just do it like casually like it was just a like a regular thing to say just like hey man uh you know you watch um you a fan of uh I don't know you a fan of sports just like how a normal person would say you're a fan of sports he'd be like so um what's your opinion on and then he would say some racist [ __ ] and I he like use like a derogatory term for somebody and I would be like in the middle of putting stuff out and I'd be like okay nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope later by and uh he'd be like yeah well I didn't want you anyway uh-huh yeah okay later bye yep yeah so he'd be like yeah how do you uh what's your opinion on fishmen like do you think they need equal rights or what I'd be like nope nuh no no we're we're not dealing with this [ __ ] I'm out of here you know yeah [ __ ] that no yeah nope screw casual racism we're going competitive oh my God uh you're a little pale you don't happen to be o hey Crawford yeah that doesn't have to be Scottish would it I'm like no no no no no no no no uh I mean there' be a lot of uh random botney and like uh bons side trees and stuff in the apartment like it'd be very plant related you yeah yeah aramaki hey uh see you think fishmen they smell like fish right I'd be like nope mm all right mellin I want mellin to be a good roommate I want to hang out with mellin but no it would be every day constantly for several hours he's in the toilet oh oh oh boy howdy that's a big one oh God oh God oh here comes the big big one okay all right I think that was oh here comes again just like even if we have separate bathrooms he'd walk into my bathroom and be like Oh my toilet melted I need to use yours oh the toilet is always clogged oh man you're in constant danger of getting poisoned whole apartment smells like not even smells like [ __ ] it would smell like acostic chemical it wouldn't even smell like oh that smells like poop no that smells like like ammonia or some [ __ ] or some toxic waste chemical it would make you dizzy upon smelling it you know um I I I think I would just leave before I died I think Caesar Clown would honestly try to kill me mellin I would just walk in and the whole thing would smell like [ __ ] and he'd be like what do you mean I don't think it smells like anything oh excuse me I need to go to the bathroom oh God I'm like okay yep nope NOP NOP no no no no n uhuh uh this stream has 400 likes that's crazy I know right wild oh yeah never let mellin cook never let mellin cook he'd be like it's my it's my specialty puffer fish oh wow puffer fish that's that's really exotic that's really hard to remove the uh the poison sack right yeah it's pretty hard that's why I don't even bother dig in oh that Tetra detoxin oh damn that tastes good oh man okay uh open the fridge it's just all poisons yep okay uh Kuma Kuma Kuma best roommate Kuma would be great Kuma would be such a wholesome dude to hang out with Kuma would be such a friendly guy he would be like oh hello there how are you doing today I'm so happy that you could move in with me he here's all the rules here's everything don't don't uh you know be shy if you want to have any problems just come to me and ask uh I also have a Bible study every Sunday I hope that won't bother you you're welcome to join if you'd like and be like oh okay this is nice this nice this is great yeah yeah number one roommate such a good guy I might even join in on his Bible study group I might even join in why not right I'm there right I like learning about religion you know I have a bunch of books on religion studies and stuff like that I I I would I would I would hang out with Kuma yeah I wouldn't go to church with him but you know what [ __ ] it every now and then I would go to church with him [ __ ] it Kuma might be able to convert me to religion like the the the religion of the sun god Kuma might be able to convert me he's that wholesome yeah Kuma's great and he could take my pain away he could just pop remove the pain yeah um Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji he smokes okay Sanji is probably the first person on here that would not smoke in the goddamn house I'd be like Sanji can you please smoke out on the balcony can you smoke outside and he'd be like sure I think I I don't think we would have a problem with that he would cook a meal and then he would go out on the back porch and he would smoke oh yeah also hey Kuma can you send me to Hawaii for a weekend sure I mean you gotta I mean I guess I could pick you up sure here you go pop and [Music] then uh so the thing is though yeah he would be bringing like women back to the apartment and stuff um which that's his business that's fine you know I'd be on the couch like working or you know playing a game or something and he'd come through the door and he'd be with some beautiful lady friend and I'd be like oh hey man and he's like oh hey he like okay well you have fun you know he's you guys enjoy each other's company I'm going to be over here um would he be bringing women to the apartment I mean like okay Tinder is a thing like just for more hookup kind of thing maybe I think so yeah cause sanji's pretty he's pretty ripped okay he's a pretty he works out he's a ripped guy you know for hookups and stuff like Tinder maybe yeah Netflix Sanji would oh yeah if I was just rooming with Taz Skyler oh that'd be great yeah uh do you think he'd lock the fridge no because I wouldn't be devouring half the fridge um either has a few issues or I don't think he'd be Anno well yeah he might be a bit annoying yeah yeah like I said as long as you're not female as long as you're not a woman like he'd be a perfectly okay roommate if you were a girl living with Sanji you would have to move out like immediately though like it would it would be pretty quick that you would realize like he's going to try to like sneak a peek on me in the shower or something he's going to like install a camera in the [ __ ] shower head or something I'm out of here yeah yeah just don't invite your sister over jokes on you I don't have a sister uh yeah okay the cooking would be good yeah I mean like the cooking the cooking would be Gourmet that's the thing Sanji is like would you argue all the time I would not argue with Sanji all the time we would probably it's a roommate you probably have arguments every now and then but yeah um yeah no sji I feel like uh yeah I mean like I guess he would be perfectly fine as long as you're not a woman um he might be a little irritating but like with all of the food that he makes you would eat good every single day I mean it would be without question right yeah I would dream to have a chef at home you know it's just it's just that you know he would come home home with all the groceries and he be like oh my god there were three ladies at the grocery store and they were so hot and be like that's that's great Sanji that's fantastic and he would just keep going on and on and on about that and I'd be like that's fantastic can you just just cook the food I'll help you prepare the food or what I'll help you chop the vegetables the foods are great but I have to deal with some of that okay yeah as long as you don't have green hair you're good all right good okay Leo I put Leo on here just because he's tiny so it's like I was like oh Leo doesn't take up any space so Leo is just like he doesn't even need his own like I basically I have two bedrooms basically because Leo's bedroom could just be like like a little thing on top of like you know like Le Leo doesn't need a lot of space um yeah he's okay yeah I mean like Leo would be perfectly fine I don't I don't see any issue what what are some major issues with Leo Leo's very gullible yeah but that depends on the kind of stuff that I say to him like if I find out pretty quickly that Leo is very gullible I'm GNA have to adjust the way that I talk to him you know what I mean like okay I he'll believe whatever I say so I got to rein that in a little bit I got to make sure like when I'm telling him something I got to make sure that it's like no this is this is the direct way I got to tell it yeah he's great at sewing if I rip a piece of clothing he could just sew it and fix it like that Leo actually might be a very solid roommate there you go there you go I ripped my favorite hoodie a while ago and I had to my mom worked with a lady that was a professional like seamstress and I I I paid her to fix it because it was like one of my favorite hoodies ever and I'm like I need this to be fixed I just give him a hamster cage um been rocking with you for years now and came to say he uh opu it do what it do what it do hey man hey Jordan how you doing thanks for your first Super Chat man Leo would fall for internet scams he would but that doesn't really have anything to do with me that's more of him be like I gave my internet I gave my credit card number to this random website that said it was going to make me Rich and now my account got hacked I'd be like oh Leo buddy no no Leo you can't you can't just be giving out your your your credit card number to random people online oh it's okay the bank sent me a new credit card I posted about it on Twitter to let everybody know I'm like oh God Leo Leo no three Nigerian prince scams a year at least I cannot trust him with my secrets or or money okay I guess I'll just have to handle them I'll be okay I'll handle the rent it'll be fine uh Leo the Boomer yep got to do some stretching here hold on a second who's next oh keenon all right yeah I think I put a lot more of the scabbards on this list all right all right keenon um keenon would be all right I mean he's good at parties he has the fart talking trick he can talk out of his ass quite literally um I mean like he can he can make it okay fashion wise this would be really fun dude it actually would be cool to live with keenon because you be hanging out with keenon right and randomly you be like hey man you want to do a fashion show okay and then just boom boom boom boom boom boom just random outfit after random outfit after random outfit you could be seeing like really cool I could be watching TV and see a really cool outfit on TV and be like man I wish I had that outfit be like all right here you go put a piece of leaf on my head and just poof outfit you know dude that'd be neat that'd be so cool he has a wife yeah I'd be living with him and his and suru all right uh no I think I'd be perfectly fine I'd be perfectly fine living with keenon no need for a wardrobe yeah he is married though that's fine oh whoop slap oh it's time to bring in the slap oh yeah that's that slap all right the best cosplayers for every convention yeah keom would be cool he would have everything every outfit for every occasion all right so whoop slap would be a cankerous old man you you doing in my house I'm I'm your new roommate what that I'm your new roommate sir yeah you stay in your room all way over here and no sound after six that's when I go to bed okay oh so it's living with a boomer living with a 70-year-old Boomer okay uh thank you for being here I don't know how to use this iPad my grandkids bought me I don't know how this works can you show me I be like yeah you turn it on and this how you watch that I like oh God you get lectured daily watch with those socks what's with that leg back in my day back in my day had longer leg hair it's like all right I don't know I told kaido's VA the duck mean he quacked oh that's perfect oh that's awesome is there you did you record that do you have kaido's VA doing like quack that'd be great uh always talking politics kids these day the country was better back in the 50s right okay I mean you've heard Boomers say that stupid [ __ ] before right right you've heard like that's not even me exaggerating I have heard Boomers say that stupid [ __ ] the country was good back in the 50s that's what it was good I'm like uhhuh okay right all right so um I think I'm gonna be moving out I think after a while of this I'm moving out yeah yeah yeah yeah he'd tell you to turn the music down all the time when you're just sitting in silence yeah I can hear the electric City in the walls unplug that damn radio enoo dude oh my God you're living with a guy that literally thinks he's God I mean which is kind of Charlos but you're living with a guy that thinks he's God he's like ah peasant please fetch me my apples for the day Eno come on this the the house is a mess you got to start cleaning up after yourself huh a God does not clean up after himself I have recruited servants to oh it's going to be he's a cult leader I'm GNA move in and he's going to be there like ah you have answered my request for a roommate and there's like seven other people living here but they're all dressed in like togas and it's like who are these guys oh they live in the closets they are my servants they are part of my religion I'd be like I'd be moving in with a [ __ ] cult leader be like moving in with like Marshall Apple White if he could control electricity or some [ __ ] oh free electric though free electricity bills while you live here in my cult anything to not pay the electric bill oh my God you're right yeah uh yeah I don't think I would be I mean yeah I would move out now we're just getting more on like moving out here yeah he will steal millions of Watts yeah uh wouldn't that fit a Rouge though uh is he on the list I don't know if a Rouge is on here he's not on here so we don't have to worry about him uh karasu all right right CaRu very quiet very quiet dude unless he has the creepy plague doctor he's like oh excuse me a minute I'll have to put on my my speaker straps on this giant plague mask and like okay I mean he looks like a rather scary fellow but he's the leader of a revolutionary arm actually his hobby Oda specified his Hobbies once his hobby is volunteer work he just loves doing volunteer work he's like oh yes sorry welcome to the apartment I'm sorry I can't uh stay long I have to go and volunteer at the animal shelter down the street i' be like oh and then I'm going to service some homeless people at a soup kitchen I'd be like oh well that's that's nice that's cool I think he' be he would be very scary at first but I think after a while you get to know him he'd be an all right guy he'd be an all right guy yeah he's fine he's okay okay yeah God is a literal title on skypia but enero basically set himself up as a God too like he had servants waiting on him hand and foot and [ __ ] so yeah he basically thought himself as a actual God too there are plenty of times where he's like I am God you know it's like yeah uh okay Blackbeard uh is Blackbeard gonna kill me welcome to the neighborhood I'll be like uh uh huh he's a killer but would he kill me [Music] though he'd be chill if you like his pie uh probably awful roommate would he be awful though like you know he's Blackbeard just Blackbeard in like a domestic scene like he's just making pies he okay he does look like he doesn't shower Blackbeard probably doesn't shower Blackbeard's he's a straight up pirate through and through he's like a he's like hair greasy and and just doesn't brush his teeth and yeah he probably doesn't shower yeah that's probably something that's yeah yeah I don't think black if there's anybody on this list that defin definitely doesn't shower it's Blackbeard his flabs would stink yeah so I would to put him in like awful roommate I think that's fair yeah he also does not sleep so you'd be dealing with him all the time yeah you'd be dealing with that crap all the time it'd be creepy after a while he just never sleeps yeah I I'll go with awful roommate Zoro I mean if I'm living with Zoro he can't get lost right it's not like I got lost on the way to the toilet I don't think Zoro is that directionally Challen okay well maybe he is he might be actually he might be so directionally challenged he does lose his way to the [ __ ] uh bathroom uh constantly drunk Zoro is not constantly drunk he doesn't know how to take care of a home he also doesn't shower often in trains yeah he does sweat a lot I would say like a couple of issues I would pick Zoro over Luffy if I had to choose between living with Zoro or Luffy I'm picking Zoro yeah he'd be working out a lot he would have a gym in his his room would just be the gym yeah room full of dumbbells it's like hey how you doing pretty good I'm just working out just getting a workout in between my pre-workout and my post-workout later on I'm gonna work out I'm like okay cool cool man uh okay dragon dragon Monkey D dragon as his full name is uh he'd be leading a revolution inside of my apartment uh or our apartment I guess we'd be living in it together um he like today we're going to take over the HOA I'm like all right what are we doing his room would be looking East that is my bedroom you can't have it because it's looking East like all right it okay this is kind of like living with Batman imagine if imagine if Bruce rain was poor Bruce Wayne is poor but he's still Batman but he's living in an apartment and I had to move in with him in the darkest of night I am the only Beacon that shines he would leave and never come back for days I me he would leave he'd be gone for days doing his revolutionary shtick yeah he's a terrorist cell operating outside of my apartment that's a sick title for a manga yeah yeah it is actually yeah hey can you do uh can you wash the dishes Dragon does nothing you can always count on Dragon to do nothing all right revolutionary all right um I'm split has a few issues or awful roommate or would I just move out because of the he's running the revolution out of my apartment like I don't wantan to I don't want to the revolution man that's a little bit extreme you know yeah I I feel like if I just yeah it's like if the if the government busts him I'm G to get arrested too just because I'm living in the apartment with him you know what I mean they're not just going to ignore me has a few issues all right yeah it no it's too risky to live with him it's too risky yeah that's not a CSI issue that's more of a CIA issue right there yeah uh okay Kobe Kobe would be a solid roommate not the best roommate he'd be a solid roommate he would just be the guy he does his his he does his side of things things he cleans he cooks he might be a little bit drab maybe he's a little dull maybe he you know doesn't have exciting things to talk about all the time but he's fine he doesn't he's not arrogant he's not asking me to do things constantly I'm not asking him to do [ __ ] he just does it we just do the chores that need done he covers his half of the rent I cover my half of the rent yeah he's boring so he's fine no no he's boring is why he's not best roommate very solid roommate very solid why do Kobe and Leo look alike oh my God they kind of do foxy I might end up killing foxy yeah this might be the first one that I would probably end up murdering Foxy's just so damned annoying yeah I I think Foxy's dead yeah Cavendish hakuba would kill me Dau would kill me imama would kill me caesar would kill me hog back would kill me I'm killing foxy oh okay so that that one's resolved okay here's Robin all right Robin is okay the intellectual conversations I would have with Robin that would be worth it immediately you know like I get home and be like ah I've brewed some tea and then we would just kind of sit around and you know drink tea and talk about various things you know and she would know way more than I would you know and she would teach me it's like oh well about this thing and like like oh my God we would talk history all the time into the night best roommate best roommate had to include Robin on here had to have Robin chat watch the horniness all right yeah um the chores would be all done okay Robin's ability she could do all the chores super quick but it's still an equality thing all right I would do the chores one night it's just that like okay Monday night she does the chores they're taken care of in like less than five minutes because her power I would do the chores the following night because it's like hey look I know you could get the chores done in five minutes but it's not fair if you only do them I'll do them it'll take longer for me to get them done but you don't have to do anything you know that's fairness that's not like hey yeah you have like a 100 arms so you could just do all the chores and I'm just going to hang out over here and just like no that's not cool you don't do that you don't do that oh Robin would have a book club yeah I would join Robin's book club that'd be great Robin had the best book club all right hold on a second oh yeah I got to respond to somebody um simp whatever I don't care I'm a roommate with Robin you call me whatever you want at that point I think she is so no she's bestro M yeah um okay uh all right so now now we're doing that okay killer all right you know what all right listen I know his name is literally Massacre machine killer or murder machine killer but for a guy named murder machine killer actually pretty fine mate probably pretty solid honestly he might be one of the best ones like [Music] um yeah the laugh unfortunately now it's not his fault that he was forced to eat the smile and [ __ ] but it the laugh would be kind of annoying after a while yeah uh but he is a pretty smart guy no he wouldn't be best he'd be perfectly I'd be okay maybe okay he would be annoying because of the laugh he would be annoying because of the laugh F like okay I'm sorry I can't control that I know you can't I know you can't but it's still annoying I can't you know it would be annoying yeah it's not his fault in the slightest but it is constant yeah uh um Vega Punk will heal the pleasures hopefully I hope he figures out a way to do it yeah um Rob Luchi okay Rob Luchi would kill me CSI CSI Rob Luchi Rob Luchi would he wouldn't kill me right away but it would would happen eventually might not be the first day I live there might not be the second might be might not even be the first month I'm there but I'm dead at some point he's killing me at some point it's happening yeah yeah he could be undercover as a certain roommate and then the second the cover is over he kills me were you illegally downloading an MP3 no sir I won Su yeah or he could just find me annoying and kill me which is probably something very likely to occur yeah all right uh kaido what variety of it would just be like living with a drunk I'm just like I'm living with a drunk I'm like all right he's like hey how you doing it's like I'm doing good man I'm just moving in it's like y are you drunk no I'm not drunk I just drank a couple last last night it's it's 9:30 in the morning yeah well you know yeah no I think I think worse than yeah not just annoying like awful roommate kaido is going to be going crazy he's going to be like he he'll be like sympathetic drunk but then angry drunk and then like abusive drunk like yeah but not all the time I don't think I I don't think I would if he's a certain variety of drunk I'm dead I would probably just move out you know I would probably just move out yeah he would kill you in a drunken fit yeah if I walk into a a house and he's even happy drunk I'm like all right if I walk in and he's happy drunk I'll probably just move out I'll be like okay you clearly have some substance abuse problem and there's beer bottles everywhere and it's like I I I hope you get the help you need but I can't I'm not no I I this is this is dangerous there's holes in the wall from where you punch the wall there's a giant metal Club in the corner that you hit people with I can't live with you I'm done or if I go in and he's an abusive drunk I'm just going to get killed so it's it's going to alternate between these two depending on the variety of kaido that we have all right but Dragon he turns into a dragon you can convince him to fix his life can I can okay can we get kaido the help he needs is the question do I I'll take him to the AA meetings like do I can I excuse me I'll be right back I got a thing in my throat I gotta I gotta do a thing I'll be I'll be right back [Music] kaido okay apologies all right now H can I fix kaido okay well that's not even okay when you have a serious substance abuse problem and you reach out to friends and family as a support network to help you through that like that's not I mean that I guess you could say that's fixing him but that's not like the the the way that that's supposed to be used that's like you know hey man we care about you we're there for you you know we'll help you get through this we'll help you get through this addiction all right that's that's what that's there to do all right yeah yeah um but the thing is a guy that I just met that's a drunk like my first introduction of this guy is getting wasted at 9:30 in the morning on a Tuesday I'm like I don't even want to get involved you know it's like I hope you find the help you need but I'm out I'm out yeah uh okay zeep zeep would be fun um zeep would be a boomer but I don't think he would be as much of a I don't think he would be as bad of a boomer as whoop slap would be and he's just as good of a chef if not better than Sanji yeah I I think he's very solid I think Zep needs to be solid yeah he's a cool Boomer he's a cool happening Grandpa foxy Grandpa that's what I would get him for his birthday I'd get him a foxy Grandpa hat I think he would find that really funny foxy Grandpa all right uh Ayu now okay I know you want to say a would kill me immediately but Woody though Woody here's the thing kaido would have very strict rules and if you break the rules he kills you but as long as you don't break the rules you're fine so I think that fits in the category of awful roommate you know I would move in with him and he would be like here are the rules follow them to the letter and as long as I followed them to the letter I'm fine I'm good yeah AKO is quite peaceful he actually loves bonsai trees yeah you actually see him trimming bonsai trees in one of the cover pages the rules would be do everything I say and don't question it uh I think he would lay it out more specifically than that he is in the military you know he he's a military officer be like living with a military General okay it would be like you know here are the rules you follow them to the letter get wake up make your bed prepared every day you know that kind of [ __ ] which I do anyway I do that anyway I wake up and make my bed every day so it's like that's fine when was the last time you made your bed he could be the perfect Grill dad he makes his own Grill yeah better than Greenbow oh he's definitely better than greenbull I think he deserves to go up one tier just because of that never having a military dad I feel bad for hiari I really hope hear I need to make a video about that I just need to make a whole video about hiari being aku's daughter all right okay Usopp listen Usopp is gonna be one of the best roommates Usopp is just like a friend that you just can chill out with Whenever However many times you know what I mean usopp's a guy I feel that like you could just hang out with your friend like your best friend and you just never get sick of him and it's like let's just hang out let's get some pizza let's play some PlayStation or some Xbox or let's play DND D or let's play a board game or let's get some friends together let's go bowling you know like he would be a pretty cool roommate yeah he's like down for pretty much anything as long as it doesn't involve doing something that's going to kill him he's pretty much down to do anything at least to me and he's good at cleaning and stuff like that you know he he keeps he's fastidious he's not he's not a slob or something like that we actually saw his house in the in the anime when he's leaving you see the house and he's like it's pretty neat you know he's never boring he will lie to you all the time but I think that would become endearing after a while like honestly like when I lived with my mom uh I did this thing we would both kind of do it where uh I would just lie and say that like this certain celebrity died you know like oh yeah today I don't know Dick Van dijke died or something she's like what really it's like no he didn't like okay and I we did that back and forth after a while to the point where we both knew we were lying with each other and it was just like it was just a thing so probably the same thing with Usopp he would tell his [ __ ] lies I would come up with [ __ ] lies we would Workshop [ __ ] lies on top of each other we like what's your [ __ ] lies for the week I'm like okay here we go yeah yeah Storyteller would be great I'm going to end this poll finally inashi giant dog uh do a timeline of the straw journey and make estimates on how long every Arc took place in real time there's people that have already done that like there's assessments that have already been done on that so I feel like I don't need I like I feel like I would go through all of it just to like arrive at the same numbers yeah I guess he is a little bit of a pathological liar though that is a good point I've never really known anybody that was a pathological liar I've never had to hang out with somebody that's like that like lies about literally everything I can't really think I've don't think I've known anybody like that so that might get old but I'm G to say he's the best roommate for right now his storytelling skills might be good maybe he runs a YouTube channel maybe he has his own YouTube channel where he just tells [ __ ] stories and that's his whole YouTube channel he monetizes being a pathological liar I've known pathological Liars they're actually kind of funny yeah imagine it's also kind of a defense mechanism you know for both pathological liars and for Usopp specifically yeah he's a great D and D DM yeah perfect that's what I mean yeah all right last row mihawk mihawk um I mean I I think perfectly fine I mean honestly from what we learned about mihawk in the last SPS it he's just kind of lonely he's just kind of lonely and he's kind of like a little depressed and he's just like kind of wants somebody around so I'm like okay sure yeah he's okay he's very solid he's an average guy he doesn't really talk much but that's not necessarily a bad thing he'd be kind of boring yeah that's not bad though that's like that's okay if your roommate is slightly boring I'll take a slightly boring roommate over like really annoying you know he drinks wine every day yeah so what glass of wine a day that's healthy yeah I don't I'm not don't wake him up from his naps just don't wake him up from his naps and you're good I would not wake up if I saw this man taking a nap I am not waking him up okay bong clay bong clay would be fun to live with bong clay would have a bunch of um like a big wardrobe bunch of outfits um man dude that would be fun just never betray him what mihawk or Bon Clay won clay ride or die yeah he'd be a joy yeah I think he'd be very solid he'd be fun he's super loyal um he knows fashion so probably knows how to like you know maintain himself he's not like you know he knows how to keep good hygiene up and everything like that uh he'd be annoying but you still love him yeah no I would super funny guy dancing he could probably teach me how to use how to do like like a b ballet or tap or whatever probably ballet because he's that's what his ballet is I'll learn I'll learn how to ballet dance with bong clay why not absolutely why not even if it's just like hey I made this cool outfit yeah cool I'll try it on let's see oh neat yeah there you go yeah that'd be fun it'd be a fun time oh yeah he can also change appearance pop yeah um B KN Bon uh Moria Moria would be an awful roommate Moria would just be in the same vein as Charlos I think just laying on the couch all day asking me to do everything you do it K she oh you go and take out the trash you go and W mop the floor you clean the kitchen you clean out my bathroom hurry up and make me king of the roommates I don't even he's a washed up man that lost his motivation he's all washed up back in my day I used to I fought kaido and now I'm here living in this apartment oh Fuji Tor is fine Fuji Tor is okay Fuji Torah is he might be a little Annoying actually cuz Fuji Tor does tend to go on about like he's like ah yes the pathway before you is one that's mired in cataclysm and misery and just like dude I just forgot to take out the trash I'm sorry I'll take it out okay he's like very well yes he's okay though he's fine he loves gambling I'm okay with that we could play po on Saturday nights or whatever I'm all right with it everything is left up to a dice roll oh my God that would be annoying if he does that though like hey uh Fuji Tor you gonna cook dinner tonight we shall let the dice decide no all right next day hey fuj Tor you want to cook dinner tonight we shall let the dice decide no hey fuor you want to clean up your bathroom no oh that would be pretty annoying if he does the dice roll [ __ ] because that's literally like that's a plot point where he didn't go after Luffy and the others because of dice rolls he could have went and arrested Luffy the day after the fight with doflamingo but the dice kept telling him not to do it so he just didn't do it until like the fourth day when the RO came out okay like all right now we go after him that would be irritating dude but was he being honest though that's true he might have just been doing it for the sake of just he doesn't want to go after them I'll leave it in perfectly fine he'll be okay a poo though oh okay a poo I Wouldn't Die he wouldn't kill me he would be a oneman band he's a oneman band he's got a he's got a triangle for a dick I really don't see that many issues with a pooh here he'd be no he'd be noisy so he he'd have a few issues he'd be a little noisy I don't know if he would be it maybe annoying yeah it maybe annoying yeah annoying I honestly feel like I should switch annoying and let's do that yeah there we go that's better I feel like has a few issues is better than annoying yeah wouldn't the triangle jingle every time it peed every time you peed oh yeah it definitely would but like who cares I'd be like ding I'd be like all right ao's taking a piss all right so yeah he speaks in all caps all right just get soundproof yeah just get soundproof walls and tell them to not be too loud and I guess I guess give it a shot you said poo smoker would be smoking in more ways than one he would let the smoke just kind of billow off of him right um I'm I'm moving out I'm moving out I'm not I can't live he he would be smoking day and night day and night he'd be soon as he wakes up he'd be lighting up a cigar cigar for breakfast cigar for lunch cigar for dinner now they are fine like Cuban cigars they are like the best cigars out there but it's just cigar after cigar after cigar and he can't get lung cancer but I sure as [ __ ] F secondhand smoke is a thing yeah that then again like if if if smoker was the one writing the uh ad in the paper it would probably like Craigslist or I imagine these are all on Craigslist let's just make them all on Craigslist but like the Craigslist at is looking for roommate has to be cool and smoke smoker required not even like nonsmoker requested smoker requested oh God the smoke alarms you just have to not have any you just you just can't have smoke alarms in the apartment so it's a fire hazard on top of that all right uh oh Orochi I Am Lord Orochi welcome to my apartment this is my room and this is your room which is also my room and this is the kitchen and this is the uh this is the balcony which is mine and this is the couch also mine and this is the stove also mine I'm like like I'm out before he even finishes the [ __ ] sentence all right this is mine no maybe I just kill aochi maybe I do murder aochi yeah I might very well murder Orochi kill him eight times over I just like boom be like haha you cannot kill me you have to kill me seven times all right bet it's on D [Music] I shot him six times he's not human uh ulti all right ulti ah what did I I know why I put ulti on there because she it would be funny that's why I put ulti on there okay ulti is awful she beats the she's very abusive she's extraordinarily abusive but would you want want to live with her is the question oh yeah she brings page one she's not moving out like page one tells her like okay after the events of of wano they need to find a new place to stay and page one is kind of hoping that she goes gets her own place and page one could have peace and quiet but she just I found an apartment pay paay let's go and then like page one is coming oh okay yeah um yeah page one page one would be there and he'd be like dude I am so so sorry for what's about to happen if you want to leave I get it now in this scenario I know in all these scenarios it's always me moving in with them I think in this scenario it would be oh no it's them moving in with wait no no yeah no it would be them moving in with me like I already have my apartment and then they moved in here and they're like listen page one would come up to me and be like dude listen I get it I know this is your place I am so so sorry but she's not leaving you can't kick her out it's not happening like you could try you're not going to succeed but you could try so it's either you deal with us or deal with her or you you got to move out like that's that's the only options on the table what are you guys talking about paye I'm like oh oh yeah UL would be rude and [Music] crude yeah awful roommate awful roommate ulti Eustace Captain kid um let's see he would get everything he would be like basically working as a mechanic and he would come home and probably not wash up properly so he's tracking like grease and oil all over the damn apartment yeah uh kid is kicked out trash Frankie kid would be fine would he though I'd say kid has a few issues he's not too bad yeah I know kid and Zoro I could kind of see on an even kill I could kind of see that yeah yeah I don't think he's that annoying but he has a couple of issues uh Chopper all right free he free healthcare free healthcare is good choer I be Tony Tony Chopper okay so I can't really think of any major problems with chopper here I mean he he spends most of his time in brain point which is pretty tiny if I need help moving a bed or a couch or a cabinet or hey hey Chopper help me move this armoire and be like okay you know thank you Chopper great uh free healthcare um he doesn't really know how to cook all that much it's really just candy so maybe lose some points for that like I would have to cook most of the stuff he would know how to use the microwave I guess he would he would be microwave meals I don't think Chopper knows how to like prepare fine steak or something like or salmon or something um yeah he would like I prepared dinner and it's like all candy it's like a chopper thanks you tried it's like ice cream covered in gummy bears covered in sprinkles covered in chocolate icing I'd be like ah thanks Chopper thank you he's also a little bit of a crybaby yeah a little bit Yeah emergency food though yeah he's not bad though no he's not a bad he's either very solid or perfectly fine I I'd be okay I'd be I think Chopper would be an okay roommate he would be very like hey Chopper here are the rules let's blah blah blah blah blah boundaries and he'd be like okay he'd be chill with that yeah oh Chopper could talk to animals that would be pretty useful that'd be pretty cool yeah Law's cool too law Law's a little bit of a hipster Law's Law's a little bit of a hipster so you know he be listening to hipster music but I'm okay with hipster music I guess very edgy oh can't have bread though that's such a weird well I mean I could have bread it it's not like law sees bread and he has a heart attack you know what I mean just he doesn't like bread so I'd have to it's like a little bit like he's like no gluten he's like I'm gluten-free oh God he is a hipster he is a hipster kind of [ __ ] he's like yeah no gluten I'm like all right no gluten [ __ ] well I'm going to eat gluten well it's bad for you I'm like well I'm still going to eat it he owns a submarine though he's probably listening to The Beatles we all live in a yellow submarine a yellow submarine a yellow submarine I I don't know how you became a mod Draco but don't abuse the status and wield the wrench with pride um is beo included well if ultis bring in age one and lassu is being brought with ba with a babe I guess beo comes with law I guess that's just a requirement okay beo is there all right best roommate best roommate if law beo are hanging out I want to hang out with beo there we go yeah and he's also a doctor yeah yeah it would be nice to have a doctor on standby in case like I did something stupid or I woke up and I'm just like oh no there's a thing on my mouth is that okay he like yeah that's fine you're you're okay you know so I had um couple weeks ago I had a cavity drilled uh okay and it was It was kind of in there like the dentist had to really like yeah that might be sore for a bit so I go home and a couple days later uh I have some friends down here playing poker and the gums around the tooth I ended up get they ended up getting swollen I guess there was an infection and end up getting swollen a little bit and I freaked the [ __ ] out it would have been nice to have a doctor on standby be like uh do I have to be worried about this and he'd be like nah just do this rinse with some antiseptic use some saltwater Rin you'll be fine I'd be like okay thank you that's cuz that's what it was that's all I needed to do but yeah oh yeah he could use room and just room actually I wish I had that power to clean my house sometimes yeah all right yeah hey law can you get the remote room there you go all right thank you yeah law would be a great roommate Yamato all right Yamato is the best Odin cosplayer around so Yamato's room would be filled with nothing but Odin cosplay stuff enma and Amo habak and random assortments of like you know wano Edo period Japanese like kimonos very uh yeah yamama bro yeah very um very traditional Japanese kind of style room yamanto would have uh we would go to Anime conventions together all the time like absolutely yam would be a great yam cosplayer honestly just I don't know what kind of world I've created here where like the one piece world still exists but like it's our world I just don't think about it too much okay yeah Yamato is a weeb for sure yeah he could probably cook Odin yeah yeah he's a weeb um I I would say very roommate with yam yam would be fun all right uh two left we're almost done we're almost done less than three hours today which is pretty good we got Vasco shot and wapple both of these both of these are GNA suck but what level of suck all right um Vasco shot I'm moving out with Basco shot and wapple wapple is rich though but he's also horribly and annoying yeah oh no no yeah he's a legit like he implied he wanted to like violate boa when he went to Amazon Lily so I'm just going to walk in and he's going to be there he's going to be drunk too but he's going to be creepier drunk than kaido like kaido is just sad drunk like you walk in on kaido and he's like oh he's like drunk at 9: in the morning that's just sad you walk in on Vasco and he's the kind of guy that has like women like like just like like um like like you know those old uh okay when I was a little kid I went over to my uncle's house one day and my uncle just had a bunch of like Playboy magazine posters like all over his garage just like all over the place and I was just like okay well that's a lot of nudity for me to see and I was like a little kid at the time but like all right yeah sure that might actually be the first time I ever saw nudity actually that might be that might have been it cuz that was when I was kind of a kid uh but I was like maybe like 9 10 years old maybe yeah that was probably something like that um but anyway he's going to be drunk jerking off and just covered in like you know like Playboy magazines and Hustler magazines and [ __ ] and he has that really crass kind of humor like vagina humor and [ __ ] and I'm like yeah no I'm I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out yeah I'll kick Waffle's ass wapple would eat you you know what good point I just realized wapple and Orochi look very similar look at wapple and Orochi right next to each other they have the same mustache yeah wapple would just be like and at the at the end of all this at the end of all of the different scenarios where I'm moving in with one piece characters I walk into Waffle's apartment he just just eats me and that's the end of the stream that's the end he just eats me calls it a day yeah oh yeah Homer Simpson the tag team of the century Orochi and wapple maybe if Orochi has one more life in him we could see a roochi and wapple team up all right so that was that was a stream for today that was we got a decent number of people watching us I think our Peak was what 14500 something like that that was really good thanks to everybody for dropping by let me read through some of these super chats here excuse me pull up some of these live chat not the live chat the super oh I had the live chat off sorry I had um so there's top chat which is like filters out spam and has a little bit of a lag and then live chat was live so sorry I usually leave live chat on the whole way but that's fine um uh do a timeline of the straw hats journey I think Ohara already did that and also like people have already calculated out like how many um I'll just go back to the hold on a second let me move this over here and I'll just go back to the main screen for that like okay yeah a lot of people have um already calculated a lot of that stuff so like me doing a video about it like the numbers already exist I could make a video on the timeline but like it wouldn't be me calculating anything uh kaido and kisu would be great roommates for each other because kaido's alcoholism comes from depression now I want to write this fi well that's what we're also here for to give a bunch of springboards for fanfic feel free to write fanfic about any of this stuff uh thanks Obara uh I told kaido's VA the duck meme he quacked that's hilarious uh first Super Chat thank you Jordan uh yeah there it is I see that uh Bey be the both the roommate and the apartment I don't think je Bay smells like fish did we ever figure out the shadowy figure destroying the denden mushy at aead uh no we didn't unless it was York unless it might have been York or maybe Caribou it could have been Caribou but uh we haven't found that out yet I guess uh Na NaOH is perfect for people also piranha solution I've never heard of these but apparently there are things um what are your thoughts on natu from fairy tale versus Luffy well natu would probably win because there's a lot of [ __ ] powerups in fairy tale so as long as natu had his friends around him cheering him on he would probably win um no I'm sorry sry NECA mamushi is a giant cat he's staying where he's staying uh are you into Undead unlocked I picked up around the same time I did with mash was pretty wicked sick yeah I love I love Undead unluck it's a really good series uh I'll ask Frankie to turn me into a cyborg I wouldn't go that far with it but I would be okay living with him I wouldn't want to be a cyborg but it' be cool living with a cyborg just pray he's not a puppy when he rooms with you trust me uh I've never had a room with a dog with a puppy we've never actually had a puppy that I've we've had to raise since like birth so like like you know potty train and like ripping everything apart like we've never had to deal with that uh if I did get another dog it would probably be a dog that's older and also that helps because I feel like senior dogs don't get adopted because they're older and like oh well they're not going to live much longer so no one wants them as much I would adopt a dog that would probably be a lot older yeah I'll pay to be a roomie with Frankie yeah uh do Flamingo and Matt star in 365 days that's the plot of a watpad novel all right oh it already exists okay interesting um I wouldn't mind Shanks being my roommate yeah Shanks wasn't on the list I didn't include him I guess Shanks is one of those characters that would just be like eh just like okay like I tried to pick characters not all of them but I tried to pick characters that were like like Inu Rashi and nekomamushi is a perfect example one's a dog one's a cat so like that's a unique kind of vibe for living together you know Shanks is just kind of a guy you know he's a he's a strong guy just kind of a guy though Cavendish is annoying hakuma hakuba is CSI absolutely what if Buggy's awaken as he becomes a loia I don't think that's how that works but it'd be funny if that's how that works uh couldn't loia just let their dirt fall through you know in the case with Ace if any dirt got on him he could probably just have his body just burn it off like it goes into him and it just burns off so in the case with some of those loia maybe not all of them but with like Ace would be the best Ace is like a walking incinerator anything that gets on him would just burn away yeah a kindu too by that logic um Brooke makes jokes so you will die laughing H yo uh needed something to listen to during work well here you go Zoro gets kicked out for not showering yeah he does work out all I don't think he doesn't shower it's just that he works out a lot maybe showers maybe once every two days or so I think I got those both yeah I got both of these all right um now make an allom version yeah I decided to keep like the women on the minimal because like you know uh the chat was going to get really horny really fast if there were a lot of women on the list so yeah sodium hydroxide industrial floor cleaner alkaline drain cleaner but I also don't have enough characters I get it oh wait sod hydroxide isn't that lie cuz you use Li lie is lie shows up in a lot of recipes for uh making really good pretzels if you want to ever make the crispiest best pretzels ever you got to use lie and the thing is you got to dilute it properly and then you got to bathe the dough in the lie but it makes really good pretzels but if you get any of that [ __ ] on your skin it gives you a like a chemical Scar and it burns so yes exactly that yeah so sodium hydroxide you can cook with it but you got to [ __ ] know what you're doing and I I I do not trust myself to cook with it so I've never done now you can also use baking soda baking soda is like the safe alternative to use that for the dough but it just it doesn't turn out as well but if you want real if you've ever had a really really good pretzel like a delicious super crispy perfect pretzel probably was cooked using h sodium hydroxide yeah but that's just a theory a pretzel Theory thanks for watching oh Matt Pat we'll miss you good luck to you in retirement Matt Pat did I ever tell you the story I ran into Matt Pat's great aunt I I've definitely told the story on here before uh she was in Dollar Tree Apparently one night she came into Dollar Tree once and was like um I was talking to her about my YouTube channel like oh yeah I do YouTube and she's like oh my grand nephew does YouTube and I'm like oh okay who's your grand nephew he like have you ever heard of this game theory and I'm like yeah Matt Pat is like that's your grand nephew like yes I'm like huh okay then that's cool and then there's the story thanks for watching all right well anyway um did Bonnie come along with Kuma uh no let's just say for the sake of everything no no he like I I don't I don't want a kid running around that's just that's annoying so like just just Kuma just Kuma's there there he could go look after but in this version jinny is still alive and okay in this version jinny is still alive but Kuma is divorced which hey she's still alive it just didn't work out you know they wer a great they were a good couple it just didn't work out so so the Bonnie spends they they go and spend days with them there you go there there it is okay all right all right um thanks for watching Everybody uh this is teking signing out I'll see you guys tomorrow I'll probably make a video about something one piece is on break this week later everyone signing out bye

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Published: Thu Mar 07 2024