ON THE ROAD - FARNHAM TOWN

on the road yet back again on calls for another day out of football it's what we do we go to the football we watch the football we eat the football we rate the football ground number one one four is up on us but did you check out ground number one one three last time around tennis balls for days some pumpy lad said if all non-leigh grounds have a pile of rubbish can anyone find one in the football league I'm sure across the 92 there's one sitting around somewhere Leanne wants to know where my stickers are at well they've been sold out for quite some time the guy who made him before has gone hey whoa I can't find him so I need someone else to do but don't worry I'll be letting you know as soon as they are back in stock drink Snapple said that entry Turn Style was pathetic utterly pathetic agreed then finally out Davey said you talked too far sit down slow down get off the internet you muggle listen every video I do is another addition to the Show reel I just want to fulfill my dream of 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Division South and they played their football out of the memorial ground which has a total capacity of 1500 50 of which are seated but definitely definitely not heated so maybe what you're doing you're in Morrison's car park you're supposed to be going to the game well my friend in King view of the on the road series drop a like thanks cheers I've been giving some inside info which wasn't inside info it was very much public knowledge and that information coming from the official Phantom Town Twitter was free entry with a food bank donation but that sounds good to me oh hello mate how you been we're currently inside the big bad boy Morrisons and Charlie's grabbing every single caramel macchiato ever they need them nuts maybe possibly ah there's a list we've only got five minutes we're already running late go go go go go long life meal we've got you long life semi-skimmed check long life whole milk check tin Foods what we saying we've got Keen interesting Tim peas and carrots tin page check tin carrots get in my basket Charlie's currently addicted to beef jerky stuff for you yeah also looking for tin ham or mince beef is corned beef okay he's in a tin we've got tons of questions just grab it in fact grab two other doe for now let's find the tools oh hang on tin bloody custard two for two pound don't mind if I do but with that quick dive up for the custard oh not Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie you see my son um yeah Charlie so I just pay for this stuff up there he is a total price for all that came to 22 pound 57. it's too early for Christmas jumpers too early for simply Christmas magazines because it's Halloween out the front make your mind up guys Graves Town Center I'll tell you Jamiroquai left it in the right State nobody's gonna get that smooth take out the Eddie it's pointless we'll go over everyone's head all right so in a bit Meanwhile we're back on the road get back again more specifically the QE2 Bridge been all over the news racing isn't it I can't confirm no one's up there at the moment if you say two pound fifty to go over this talking to Bridges he's four for the price of one bug is on the M25 today or could that be a fifth maybe either way it's civil engineering at its finest you know that really bumpy people at the M25 yeah we're on that as you can see and uh we're heading to the A3 towards Portsmouth of all places not going that far though absolutely not however we are going to a place called Farnham which is on the left here which nicely on the left though is it Smith because you actually go left to Bend round so it's more on the right if anything but it's fairly straightforward from here straight into these uh windy roads into a town and uh with Chuck a left at this place here I'm told that this is a car park a car park for everyone in this town story checks out welcome to Upper heart car park but if you didn't redo that voice over so many times it would have been uppercut anyway we swinging here there's about a nine minute walk to the ground Charlie's just woke up little did he know what he was about to go through I'm getting the shopping out of the car and Charlie's pick it up dude actually sting you yeah Jesus Christ why did it sting you during our walk I suggested we get periods on about 20 times but um he didn't want it that brought us to May Lane which then led to this Gap it's Phantom Town Football Club get me some food but first we're gonna have to pay eight quid to get in here yeah but you got the food bank stuff now we didn't cut the coupon out of the final Herald newspaper to be fair I haven't got access to the final Herald newspaper especially page 47. let's get a better price on the ball eight pounds to get in another place with no click click click but Charlie's still tired I'm guessing that's where we dump our food just realized I forgot to pay for parking at the Copper part car park but that way guys as you can see my statement is successful get this right the owner of Farnham Town FC has just given us some pink shirts ladies gentlemen Harry Hugo hello anime with this pink away shirt being sponsored by sidemen's side Adventure sides that means I can put this in the thumbnail and tag the hell out of it right all this excitement has got Charlie wanting a beer so we head back out to Grand to the clubhouse we head into the Clubhouse we're not in a forest has just beat Liverpool how about that there's also an on-brand pool table like that that's where this tour ends it's just far too busy maybe we're drinking a bit Charlie instead we head back into the ground to get some food it's outside though it's full times someone's made a mess I wonder if it's the same person that left their can of Rio here says the menu is very concise as a burger plus cheese plus onions plus bacon so you have some great questions being asked there don't forget the fries let's have a little look around Simon's got it all hanging out that's one of the bigger ones I've seen for sure front of the queue we're getting a look in Burgers on over here there is a finished menu some questions being asked alongside a bit more of a selection we have a dedicated chips menu which includes dirty fries we're very hungry and I dare Charlie to eat this onion of course he did of course he did the dirty fries arrived which are absolutely filthy looking I'm pretty sure dirty fries contain something else and there it is mood dirt fresh cheeseburger and a can came to a count 50. now we just need to find a spot without a spot on a barrel I'm sure we'll have many a laughs what are you looking at the Burger is thick and the bunny's good I'll let you know how this went down at the end of the video before you know it's time for some dirty fries it's chips pulled pork onion bits and nacho cheese sauce of course Charlie had your ketchup to his as well we actually Hooligans did we chop them down players and now out with mascots and flags they're waving flags too I'm broke the multitasking they're shaking hands holding Flags I don't think I've seen more of an accomplished player to be honest of course the Lino here is doing his job too checking if there's any holes in the net and I think we can all agree can't we there's plenty this is sheer water currently find themselves 19 second from bottom they lost the last two games seven nil and six nil respectively but despite that they look focused and on their toes literally find them on the other hand scoring turning their last two back-to-back away wins you can probably see where this game is going to go because we continue our chips refleaves the captain hanging hello darkness oh that was close seven minutes into this video and you've finally seen some football on the road is most definitely the only football Vlog that can just about get away with that okay so 15 minutes and three seconds nope that's the time if we're gonna get a hell yeah for a digital scoreboard in non-league I'd say there's a lot of people down here so big shout out to Phantom toe for attracting this many today 767 according to non-league crowds I would have put them fourth in step four that's a whole step above I guess we can compare this ground to Oxford and not like Oxford if you like the only difference is there's no car park with a Hollywood Bowl behind it drive getting an eyeful through defense though it's not leg hacks.com update on Charlie's knee it's kind of red as for the game she'll walk the more lively couple of long throws a corner and nothing to write home about Ryan here saw the Slate the bar didn't he far too busy grab two pints that's Forward Thinking gonna go we've got flags final Town Ultras quite at the moment but after three points I'm sure they'll liven up Avatar this lad here is the one to watch number seven yeah just just watching me one of the Premier League Highland's just got two goals for Man City Charlie went into triple Captain him he didn't in the end because I said no Charlie's not happy with me curious man Ginger fbl got leg by the way you can join here let's go just that in front getting all the content that you need if you join our league football check out non-leg Diaries over in Farnham Town FC look I think his name is Luke say Kyle number seven we eventually get to the first chance of the game [Music] following that the game went flat I mean Charlie in debate review like these trainers or not I'm I don't sorry the Earth is round because of gravity the planet's Gravity Falls equally from all sides it pulls from the center to the edges like spokes of a bicycle will just started raining wasn't prepared for this as this free kick swung in [Music] it hilarious meanwhile the farm I'm too faithful not many prepared but umbrella still in sight with my final time really coming into this game now 10 taking a page right out of the book of rule Fox you got left if I miss anything today filming is one and truly captured in the Gantry that roof keeping off the brain is that asbestos I don't know after 15 minutes and 49 seconds that is half time in this one so we shall take our rubbish we shall find a bin hello mate and head out as we attempt to get Charlie a beer a quick stop to the low end I saw something amazing today and I'm pretty sure honestly I'd love to show you guys but I kind of need this YouTube channel their place of the person that did that but um just next time flash yeah anyway the bar still packed turn around so we're back in the ground and check out this the girth at the memorial ground is something special reminds me a second I saw a couple of minutes ago around the other side because we can and uh players are back out to the right of us absolute Hooligans and off we go for the second half hang a sick you haven't liked the video yet if you could do me a favor like the video and I promise your team will win the League this year nice one cheers time for more walking great deals collection only though it's something I don't favor could this thing qualify as a non-league part of crap I mean every non-league Grand has one this could be final towns that's that time of the day where I want to get a photo of the football to football but um not much is going on Charlie however he's got his photo taking you as the food Hut you love me I won't deny it I won't I'm starting to think I mentioned the sidemen enough to tag them in this video so um how about that cyber and Sunday eh crazy who's your favorite let me know in the comments below the game has like that final piece of the puzzle and uh continues to do so as that one rolls out for a goal kick yep he's gone follow me that we got this challenge [Music] I'm seeing this is what I'm hearing haven't you managed to get a fire at a football to football it's over on my Instagram you can follow me on there if you want every time she wrote attack unfortunately Phil's head is in the way probably a good time to move maybe we'll get that beer on Route dogging the football okay mate probably heads for a loop no not that one then I hear a cheers so it's back in the ground quickly to see what's gone down and he's Farnham one nil down oh dear only 16 minutes and 28 seconds into this though there's still plenty of time well this walking around is making my trainers dirt even Chris Green's laptop when our third attempt we get inside the clubhouse and spider in it we're gonna get served there is a God all of a sudden Charlie doesn't want a beer he wants a Dr Pepper we grab two plus a Twix which is a very underrated chocolate bar let's have a three pound spin maybe I got my timings wrong but apparently there's not long left in this game the sun has just decided to shine down on the memorial ground can we get an equalizer [Music] no but we can get a digital Subs ball to step five fair play onto the Lino watch very relaxed he's been doing this gig for years he's actually just got his wallet out he's seen if he's got enough money for the final Tandoori on the way out this three-sided ground has already been likened to Oxford Charlie's pointed out they do have a clock in so it could be like the old hybrid sure that's not the time though that's always you dare me to put you in the video I hope you see yourself champ is damning to put dirty than Chris Green's laptop into the video Chambers you've been watching I've already done it mate I can't lie has not been the most entertaining the games Scrappy in Parts not a lot of blue shirts on the floor taking down the time I mean maybe this one did hurt what about this one and this one got some frustrating our sides on finals part by another news I can confirm that this Lino is part of the human ruler family because he's straight as a well ruler fine I'm throwing everything out right now Bang but it just isn't enough before the night he was like we did manage just thinking a slice of cheese as for a game of football that is it so from a table point of view this was a little bit of a shock I guess that's why we love football so much so the high five go round should we break this experience I think we should let's so first up we're talking atmosphere how was it at the memorial ground well a lot of people they're considering the level unfortunately didn't generate any sort of atmosphere really it was more of a family day if anything which is why I can't give any more than the one star I'm afraid moving on we got facilities I've seen that have been doing a lot of work to the ground I'm sure that will continue over the years too a nice Clubhouse just outside love the fact they've got a food bank involved as well some great foundations to push on the levels at three and a half Stars next up we're talking the all-important food and drink how was that burger to start well off the blocks Charlie said four I said three extra marks from Charlie because it tasted different it did taste different it tasted very very peppery I'm not saying it's a bad thing at all the bun was good the cheese was good unfortunately the onions but they weren't cooked too much crunch I prefer mine's soggy we couldn't really finish them unfortunately we move on to the chips the dirty fries to be exact when it comes to Paul Paul you normally find there's like a barbecue sauce running through it if this didn't have that it was more drier there was some sauce whacked on afterwards which was nacho cheese sauce and done that really threw me off for me personally I don't think that combination goes but having said that I ate it all didn't I so I think overall we're at three and a half for the food and drink but we did go into the bar and there was some Dr Pepper there so I can only give them a little bit of a bonus and up it to four stars so well done fine I'll be talking cost non-leg prices you're always gonna get five stars around this level unless the experience was absolutely drastic which this wasn't as good this wasn't the game that we wanted yeah but we told that Abby gives far enough Town 13 and a half Stars a very respectable score I hadn't heard just ahead of Hadley maybe in a couple of years time we'll come back and see if things have improved one man I didn't get on today if I show the boss what he's missed out on say this gather I can run I'll go back and fall back and forth all day long put me in that Midfield next week and I won't stop running look at me anyway I saw the running we're gonna get out of here it's the nine minute walk back to the car which I'm spare you I'm just followed by the hour and a half to two hour Journey back to Essex which I'll also spare you so uh thanks for watching I'm Smith this has been on the road and I'll see you in the next one

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Id: sY7q0mo11Ig

Length: 13min 42sec (822 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 24 2022