ON THE ROAD - ENFIELD TOWN

on the road yet back again and today following our trip to the Premier League which we'll talk about in a minute we're going back to where we belong people its non-league football someone say football I said football more specifically the seventh tier of the English football pyramid step-free of non-league rough to say it saying code 9m field town they were founded in 2001 so go by the nickname of the towners I just played a football the Queen Elizabeth the second Stadium which has capacity of 2500 I'll have you know the previous video be visited the Premier League more specifically Selhurst Park home at Crystal Palace and in that video hours for 10,000 likes did you get me 10,000 likes of course you did because you are bloody good people in fact you got me over 10,000 likes in under 24 hours that was astounding so as gaffur of on the road FC lads ladies have the afternoon off you do not need to binge-watch on the road although before you do that please watch this one and do drop a like on this as well we want to hit the 10000 like target do it for non league and I'm gonna say now if this video doesn't get you like in non legged that I want we'll also if I could ask a massive favor as well hit that subscribe button we've entered the tunnel ideal gentleman 90,000 subscribers there's light at the end of it and that light at the end of it is the hundred K so what you waiting for hit that button click the bell to be notified when a new video is out and join 100k club that's what our YouTube plugging out the way I got one last plug no people please can I just let me do this I made a website it's called yet back again calm and on that site you'll see all the up-to-date on the road tables for Jarno we go over quite quickly to a dedicated website for you to check out we also have a contact page fancy that you can get in contact if you've worked for a club your partner media team and you want to see the team featured in the on the road series I'll have you know there's a few clubs that have contacted me recently we've got Yeovil yet they contacted Bolton they contacted Plymouth they contacted too so we'll be going to them at some point but there is something else on this website and it is a merch section yes you can now pre-order the on the road kit we've got a black one it's gorgeous we've got a white one is stunning we've got training tops brilliant we even charge a hoodie in there for good measure and that's all thanks to kit Locker we've teamed up again it's a beautiful thing the website is live and you can pre-order you merge now ships end of February website plug over let's go with a video we start things off on the bloody afer in that part the bloody effort in this bloody 40 mile an hour and curtly stuck between a lorry and a bollard most people would speed up a slow down to avoid the lorry but I marred I'm just gonna chew with it well that last time I chew with a lorry very similar to this one I kind of nearly died where my father honestly nice on Facebook memories so just been churning to me old matter grows more specifically driving for a place called Broadway very slightly for some reason so this time I get to really show off the attractions on the left short bark inside still the grey snow for a dog groomers ever ever got the pub also known as the traitors gate which at the end of night you even going to stallions - it's all about their chicken of sweaty potatoes coming up on the right we got grazed glass want some glass go to Gray's glass hey you know what just realized why we were going slow it's Clive here on his bike don't worry I'm not about to be that guy that says damn cyclists yo Pharoah expected that got used the roads cuz it's illegal to ride on the pavement one thing I did think was illegal was not wearing a helmet you ride your bike the road you got wear helmet I don't know where that came from but it's not it's not the case I'm just so done talking the cycling they don't think this is a good time so I've got to get this off my chest in a bit Clive right listen up people I just want you to admire my honesty here because this is not easy to come clean with now you should have all done this at some point but in primary school you would have done something called like a a cycling proficiency test I think I scrapped it a few years ago and changed it to the bike ability test real simple stuff it will count down teach you how to ride on the left all the signals and whatnot following that you have a test you pass and then you get little certificate say hey well done we know that test well kind of fouled didn't I I'm just kind of terrible at life I can't help it it haunts me most days I'm not gonna lie if you're in the same boat as me please use me as inspiration and you can even write it down as a comment if we make you feel better my name is and I also found my cycling proficiency slash bike ability test but I will not let this define me I am a good person on the road for life dad you see where the climb you cut back age you cheeky so that's illegal taking all those shortcuts riding on the path we're gonna have to have a word with him but it seems that many many people want to come down to the which restriction there no one wants to go through Beyonce's holding things up she ain't even given us a green light I need the green light ah-ha-ha-ha no seriously Beyonce I need the green light gonna get that yes we can right go go go go go we need to catch Clive and it tell him what's what all these things in my head right now that I'm gonna say to him and then when I get there I'm probably gonna go you you uh you're you're you're an idiot and now I'll Drive off really recklessly leaving a cloud of diesel smoke in the air who's the idiot now that'll be me that's me just put yourself when you see him and you say hey Clive it couldn't open nose but you rode on the pavement back there I just want to know that footpath is for people on foot and not bikes you know nobody like sorry smear but didn't mean to and I'll try to improve my bike schools going forward and then he'll realize something you say I knew the guy at Fairleigh cycling proficiency test back in the day you're selling me out to ride a bike I do run your hopefully doesn't go down that route but more importantly where he's clive i he's done a runner nicosia is probably driving on paths doing wheelies past moms and babies skidding around corners and putting coke cans on your back wheel to make it sound like a motorbike me have you seen this man let me know well after all that drama we eventually reached the complex the home of our co-host of course it's Charlie Aires so Enfield Town FC is gonna be one half of football plus a minute stoppage time to get to let's go starting route to Enfield Town FC it's a fairly simple journey first of all we need to get on the bloody a13 and it's time for some anti-clockwise action around the m25 the big bad poem 25 days where we hit one tunnel which like every tunnel has light at the end of it see told you I have to say it's never used he's asking us to take the 18 not to be mistaken with Benton the American animated series according to Wikipedia nice one those wondering this is what the a-10 looks like excuse me there's that suppose you blow that group of cyclists almost brown bread especially that one directly behind the low it doesn't give a damn where is he still behind the lorry where is he oh there he is anyways mates summing helmets something not about on the side of caution I was only gonna ask if they knew Clyde and where I could find him Oh cyclists know each other right before anyone says it that's a hundred percent not racist don't even bother actually I'll give it to you it's 2020 racist what strange time we live in that's the football anyway at the time of recording this video this is a situation in the BetVictor ich bein premiere webinar looking good at night but today's picture is Enfield Town vs. prey Wanderers prey occupy the final playoff spot at a moment Enfield Town three points behind but two games in hand this is good for them anyway but you rather have the points on the board this is the last five free wins one draw at a loss for EM field whilst crear unbeaten free wins as well and two draws alongside that to make up the last wire anyway forever at the ATM we catch a green light chuckle right at the Toba cavalry and then Chuck a left at where donkey Lane possibly the best name for a line I've heard in a while hold I'm extremely let down by the lack of donkeys down here at the end of don't you line there is a car park nice what we're making full use of right now it's free and now we're on the foot yet back again there isn't never this being done later I'm gonna need some cash but I've got to go to the cash point but luckily I got some cash in the car and I'm dropping it it all counts including these manky 50p as you see the referee has just arrived and serve we went to the CAF also known as the Queen Elizabeth the second stadium we're gonna do this we're gonna go in we're gonna go watch a football I'm gonna watch it for the grand total price of 11 pound bargain right just quick run what you're about to see something I'm deeply saddened by a man said it'll be much quicker to pay him and go through this gate but unfortunately we didn't get to go through the turnstile get the you know the classic click Jonathan's co-op bag got to do it we didn't a second husband best thing I can offer right now is Charlie impersonating the turnstile [Music] 4'o thank everyone welcome to the British Athletics Championships or sorrowful let's have a look around first we're we've an outdoor female toilet a man with more badges on his hat than you and open door which leads to more toilets indoor one a nice Enfield Town badge framed on the wall advertisement wait click I'll keep in sessions every Saturday morning a door with a corridor that goes on forever aside for the parson spiral stairs no spikes or stars by the way and should know that we arrived at the bar also known as partners bar and it's all kicking off charlie fancies a beer I'm gonna have a not gonna have a coke I'm really happy about this my new year's resolution don't burn any bridges with brands husband you may come out without drinks we won't pass these guys trains are more pink than yours there was an option to have a drink on the roof a couple of options in fact by the spiral stairs won the vote that's ground zero there's a club shop there at Ground Zero I just looked back up the but this part does have a balcony complete with big bad boy flag drop a like on the video for big bad boy flags and interesting Terrace after say if I miss anything today I'm pretty sure the game is being recorded so well yeah you can go over to wherever it might be I just bumped into one the road viewer Henderson daddy's actually the gaffer of Cray Wanderers no he follows quite Wanderers he's got a YouTube channel into a thousand subscribers go those we were dying to know with the long jump is he's got me here isn't it really you know me I'll get hungry well saying the distance food lovers delight code it UK indulge now when I wait willing I said this denied I've got a safe 1/2 pound was available I'll always grab it always today always he's not the case I'm afraid we're on a budget remember a cheeseburger is happy days for Charlie you got a vegetarian burger we're gonna share these chips at 6 pounds 50 cent that's why for the burger when it got a 50/50 draw we will win the raffle one day I promise so tickets to bird to the community sports rooms I could really do with a space like this in the garden from the office and field a bowling now they're using it for condiments big bad boy condom is the size of that it's industrial that we stumble across the BFGS ketchup Bowl I'll whack it on a blade as we make our way outside the condom is room I look up and see that we're about to kick off as we get closer they have kicked off how did this go dad well I'll probably let you know at the end of the video and these very nice needs of sauce on there I'm gonna go back try these folks Sonia si we walk him back to the Condor Birds room and they are in the conference room one thing that's actually really hard to do any serious he's add sauce while filming take into account this is an industrial Bowl I think I'm doing all right ish Charlie likes barbecue sauce I did that I leave him to realize it's a cheap brown sauce branch one bit yeah definite browse it clearly says it anyway first chance the game introducing Billy brittle I like you son as you can see quite the turnout today did you know Pompey fans aren't the only ones that carry a bill pray do too anyway let's jump in the terrace between our in Charlie feeling the vibes more chances for infield now just shoot just shoot just shoot just shoot you asking to be a keeper you don't take elastic [Music] [Applause] affirmation to Charlie make it into the terrorists squeeze we just appreciate the quality of this movement Kray fleet followed by someone else Charlie's still vibing he'll over the 1000 the result for the 50/50 draw was seven eight zero zero five so close that's quite clear crow wonder as I in town all those flags lots of flags plenty flags so many flags a large quantity of flags and abundance of flags a vast amount of flags a substantial amount great amount and high amount of flags would you say I said shuts oh say I'm a fan of krei wonders kit and also I found in the mask Jim Carrey was perfect for the row in that question can you beat your sight rap when I said no good form as well he's part the human really funny because he's straight as well everyone that said it's pretty even game though I can't see it being Neal Neal that spoiler alert it's not gonna be new [Applause] it's one name to the cry don't you often see it non late grounds stickers from other clubs including this one up here from Wingate in Finchley can someone explain this he travels through time I want to get it but I don't because I'm on the road stickers Bobby the polar buff pull over that we got injury so Charlie turns his attention to West damn rough again right now got a fantastic chance to double the lead how's the keeper open go tight angled oh I love non-league football that was a photo chance last time they started now often used a vast amount of facilities available including the indoor or outdoor toilets the bar club shop Navin grab some food and use the conference room my fancy to stand Lewis and Matt ello ello ello it's getting a little bit nippy so it's time for another episode of non-league hot chocolate what better place go to eat and food lovers delight Booker T UK I was waiting the phrase blue and green should never be seen popped into her head and I'm thinking no that can't be right because this is fantastic city in this morning's you put your shoes on to leave that in fuel town versus Cray Wanderers if I got the hot chocolate to found that's 50 P higher than I'd normally wanna pay I bumped into on the road view Archie hello now time to find a place to stand for the second half it's across the running track just like our children's coat has been handed into lost and found pop and you want to tell us what it looks like I think what Ronnie was wearing this morning anyway lie down here just checking his name hosing the net there's plenty mate places keeping warm with an onlay T sugar yeah milk yeah chocolate yeah kick off yeah I just want to show some results of justice for students we've been campaigning for a couple of years now it's great to see your stewards up and down the country and to get an eyeful this is actually really nice we've had a really good run of non-league hot chocolates recently so keep it up non-league after picking his cup I've tried to comfrey straight away into the action is a corner from Cray here they've got a real good chance to double their laid they're about to regret that as well [Applause] [Music] that's one working up [Music] [Music] action so I'm in film your blood [Applause] the former Billericay town man bill Britney has got a chance to fire Enfield into the lake from the spot and I can assure you it does know where the Goldie's right now he's got the chance to prove me right [Music] [Music] so you want an M filter on a rampage now decided to take a photo at a football from Instagram you can follow me on there if you want you really can great wonders we have a few subs over there could they be the impact they need well then a new saying and feel come forward again you know things going well when fans chanting each other with the right side minutes you come in here means two grandpas and a lot you damaged but you in the video well here you go FEC coming if not I'm sorry scarves are flying this is football right it's very easy to get carried away in the moment be sensitive get that sometimes things can just slip away very very quickly I mean take these tackle in the middle of the park that's give me a yellow card but what makes this worse is it's the second yellow card infield down at ten we're in five minutes the tide has turned probably to get back into this one [Music] Bladesman players saying it should've been offside line I kept his flag down go stands that's Desmond Tutu kickoff so we crane out back in a game of a man advantage 8 minutes plus W time to go you kind of got a fancy him but then you got to take a point at this stage n feel getting a throw up this end that's the OB at rest by for the defenders then a really strange decision they're taking their only striker off and they're willing to just invite pressure on now doesn't look like it 92 minutes on the clock and crab just got themselves a corner and then 93 meters on the clock is floated in [Music] in hindsight it's very peculiar tactics you go have someone up there as an outlet to hold you up at least don't know peculiar this decision and Phil frame right the reps I only go to given the phone to cry it could have been any more a bit if you tried final chance at the game infinity get a decision it's a free-kick flowing into the box I asked him for a free-kick they've got one better despite the bows distill appreciation for the place to the fans the fans to the players if I'm being honest they're probably more annoyed at the tactics rather than the players performance and so on that note we will skedaddle before we lay should we rate this experience I think we should let's all right first up let's talk about atmosphere immediately when we got here we assumed it wouldn't be that great I think I have a space of slightly older generation we're just there to support the team there's nothing wrong with that as soon as the game started we discovered this lot you call them ultras I don't know but you can say is I didn't shut up 100% they brought the atmosphere if we're talking relative to the level that they're at very good in fraternities just you have four stars next up we're talking facilities plenty to see plenty to do however as soon as I sort of running track you've spelt bad news didn't it he's a very wide open space I do prefer grounds that are more compact though we did still get to be close to the pitch my standing near the gold it wasn't lacking anything so for that reason I'm gonna give it three stars we're moving on to food and drink first we're very happy for Charlie got a vegetable burger my cheeseburger very nice soggy onions happy with that the chips were banging like really good if you ever go to him he will get the chips hot chocolate was very very nice - what did it like though now dr. pepper what was four and a half I'm gonna bring down to four stars basic score so far as we move on to cost and what you can't beat it 11 pound for entry in return we got an end-to-end game five girls a bit of drama and ya mighta spent 50 P more than I'd liked on a hot chocolate where the ticket price was so cheap and the game was so good who cares I'm doing it people five stars for Enfield Town does that mean for the tables I say tables remember because we've switched into divisions three divisions on the show soon to be four yeah rather than one long table we split it into tables of 20 where the window fields sit well they've gone right into third place in the top division la la liga del Anita and you just see the only team to ever get 16 points in the on the road series but with their entry into Division it has pushed someone out that'd be Chow and a flake they've dropped down to the next division it's the yet back again championship but they are no top of a league miss then they've actually relegated home Church at this division they go in sue the Ligue 1 you can see chillin and right at the foot here hanging on for dear life and only be a couple of weeks and they'll be in a league of their own so as we say goodbye to the calf we take the short walk to the carpark we jump in the car and we are out of here so despite him field losing we had a really good day especially have to go into Crystal Palace spending much more and getting less back honestly if you haven't tried an on leg before go and give it a go if you enjoyed this one don't forget to drop a like on this video be much much appreciated and also subscribe to the channel we're in a tunnel right now and we're metaphorically in a tunnel on our YouTube channel because there will be light at the end of it and that light being 100 K the countdown begins if you're new to this channel it's the first time you've seen a video like this be sure to check out the on the road playlist plenty of other teams to check out by the way next week I'm going up and off and until then I will see you in the next one [Music]

Channel: Smiv

Views: 137,223

Keywords: smiv, on the road, sunday league, sunday league football, palmers fc, vlog, vlogging, weekly vlogging, weekly vlog, football, soccer, enfield town fc, cray wanderers, ishmian premier

Id: Jtm1AeZHdEU

Length: 18min 38sec (1118 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 10 2020