OLYMPICS 2021 is very broken

the olympics are happening right now it's an incredible thing to watch i saw a skateboarder hit himself in the nuts in honor of this they have created the funniest game of all time so i got the meme olympics boys laser beam fresh mao and mccreamy i have selected my favorite events and we're gonna see who wins the most gold medals the meme olympics collaborate the actual olympics who will win our first competition is the hundred meter sprint oh looking good i'm so small dude i look like i prepared for the olympics by going to mcdonald's for eight months so we do race against npcs but they don't count all right boys all right may the best man win who will get the first gold medal oh my god i'm fingering my mouth yeah all right you good thing move those cheeks go ah i've got super saiyan now i was about three hours behind what happened it's those little legs yeah look at that boy fresh one dude i just fingered my mouth so hard that was great i can see why people like the olympics now you know this game was worth the 50 dollars i've spent this cost me 50 i got a free trial you got a free trial uh the next competition is bmx i did not know this was in the olympics oh my god look at my cheeks look at my cheeks pedal oh my gosh get out of my way loser dude who's mocking me oh my god i'm not wearing shoes i'm in the lead this is what what is the npc doing he can't beat me around the corners i'm running into him i've got the lead sonic's catching up oh something's catching up oh my god it's near the end oh go go [ __ ] you sonic yeah [Applause] show the world damn nipples the meme olympics collabing with the olympics may be the best thing ever oh boys hurdles this is going to be a disaster i may have accidentally selected sonic as well okay may the best sonic win dude surely fresh's head is a disadvantage look at how thick that thing is i have no idea how to jump in this game so this should be very interesting what ah who needs to jump oh i think an nbc won oh i finally feel i didn't know what the jump key was for the first four hurdles so i had no idea dude my guy just did a backflip off spawn well fr look npcs aren't people so fresh is the winner all right this is soccer now this is a team mode so whichever team wins they both get gold laser beam and meow versus fresh and mccreamy look at that head dude just put that in front of goals nothing will get in all right let's go now pass oh my god sonic's got to be cheating in this mode oh my god [Applause] let's go hold on sonic's clean with it that's right big man's got it he doesn't need any help oh he jokes him oh my god he's coming in what a unit he's built different it's the run of champions nothing can stop the man oh no they kill the guy this is the worst best game i've ever played all right now not to alarm you we have 35 seconds okay okay i'm gonna get a goal we need to get a goal nick minute pass it oh it's mouth guard [Applause] all right good foul good foul is all you landon no [Applause] oh my god all right full time full time it's right we're going extra time whoever scores the next goal wins the whole thing nick midnight oh what no this man's on goal right now oh [Music] have won a gold medal dude it's just this loser at the bottom of my screen yeah i got that as well i got that as well next we have to swim 200 meters oh my the physical look at these athletes man looking good now he's looking that is a risky mustache dude okay swim oh my god i look like a manatee go buddy how do i swim wait what is that button we're gonna drown we're gonna drown bro we can't do this i don't know what button to press i say i'm swimming in slow mo i'm swimming in slo-mo right now i think everyone else has finished the race now we still got 160 meters to go wait no i know we're at the we're spinning around we're spinning around uh oh turn turn turn okay we turned oh i'm upset oh my god now i'm showing my belly oh these keys make sense oh my god the speed oh okay i swam literally too fast all right now i know what keys to use let's go let's go oh my arms have stopped working i'm so confused oh beautiful turn by the beam there absolutely splendid only 52 seconds behind what the hell is this back to swimming in slow motion because it doesn't matter the npcs don't matter it's only who wins out of us and i am currently last so i look at it they're all cheering like stop cheering me i'm i'm going slower than your nan i'm swimming i'm swimming and oh my i won wait wait wait fresh is already finished okay look at me go i'm not losing i'm not left i'm done creepy oh yes oh my gosh who just like who lost it how did that come last man i ran out of stamina at the end i look like a sedated manatee you know those depressed killer whales at sea world yeah i was one of those look at those athletes look at everyone just pull away from us [Music] you know youtube is boxed now um so we're gonna box uh fresh and now we're gonna fight and whoever wins gets a gold medal oh this is some different weight classes here man you're seven foot taller than him oh oh what what oh oh oh oh my gosh oh my god what the hell oh my gosh it's like myself dude what the hell wait what oh this is his last chance can he get up oh my gosh it's a lot harder now it's a lot harder always arbi's up 13 seconds left ah not this again oh it's over it's over round three done that's it that's it surely mao has won oh yeah easily domination what the hell i'm gonna fight my creamy and whoever wins gets a gold medal go oh you've got armor dude what watch him go creamy okay what wait wait what how do i punch keep going i know which buttons to hit here literally can't get up no he's knocked out he's out london's out dude london is there now this game shitty controls man i couldn't stand up i'm out dude i am ben askren i am down but guess what it literally doesn't matter fresh one the whole thing oh there he is champion look at the winner look at him look at that thick head no brains but what athletic ability oh my god that is an athlete right there um well there is no prize money um it doesn't mean anything but you you are the champion

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Length: 9min 16sec (556 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 30 2021