Old Kids Toy Commercials Are WEIRD

today we are watching the weirdest toy commercials you've ever seen now nowadays toy commercials are 8pc they're very plain back in the day a little bit of a different story for those who are new to the world let me educate you real quick I feel like I should say viewer discretion is advised put it this way you know those babies he's either like really creepy dolls you know the horror films originally those were just toys just original toys so if you can imagine how bad they look imagine the commercials for them and welcome to the video you guys newer in here hit that big fat subscribe button down below we're so close to a million oh we're doing the thing without further ado let's get into this oh that's a bad star milky the marvelous milking cow 1971 walking here's milky the marvelous milking cow it's fun to milk are gonna do it right now she drinks the water when we pump her it's milking peasant's a 3-pin milk is a feeling love pail [Music] Milka the marvelous milking cow with pretend milk cow that she's new from Kenner if that's not a cow that doesn't want to be here I don't know what does this cow lip surgery this cow was the definition of most Instagram models nowadays also we appreciate these banger lyrics real quick it's fun to milk are gonna do it right now tail if this is the thing nowadays and your dad walked in asking what you were doing what are you doing milking mr. Potato Head from 1960 they look a little bit different than what I remember them on Toy Story potato head with their own cars and trailers that's new Wow starting image was bad oh my dear what's new mr. has broke you like being scarred huh you like being scar I thought the horror film babies are bad imagine walking in with a crusty version of that get rid of the dolls get rid of the babies put that in the corner a perfectly good working one of those in the corner and I'm dead there's a car in shopping trailer for his wife mrs. Berg at least in Toy Story there was like a pretend potato like a plastic potato vase oh my days it's not fun to do and so easy like this take it vegetable just a can i oh yeah and then the mouth you can make those funny is looking people in the whole world funny [Laughter] make this funnier you can think of your own jokes I can't this Tim I'll be here all night if I do hardy to recover why they playing such ominous music beforehand okay there's no need my name is Gupta and I'm a freestyle dance teacher hi I'm Renata please and I'm your freestyle dance teacher Oh all of my right here what trust me Alvin I'm Jesus confused what [Music] [Applause] [Music] yep swing-wing made by pranzo gram where the fun comes from sorry I can't allure if you saw that rooftop yes what's her claim to fame that freeze-frame where she's going at it I'm so proud of you I'm having so much fun my swing wait look my hair actually was better maybe I should get that swing wing to fix my appearance all right what do we got next bad start 1970 Oh a baby laughs a lot wait I think I've seen this one yeah yeah I may have seen this one bull wait and see listen to renko's baby laugh a lot [Laughter] you know maybe not picture this walking around the abandoned house of the area but don't worry cuz you got a whip you're all pooping yourself already and then what are you here from the distant room what are you in the boys do front first ever Barbie with a neck like a giraffe with the clothes of a zebra the jungle edition Brunei standards for everyone ever stemming lyrics when was this made 1959 you're the Rolling Stones either around that kind of air okay fantastic musicians and what are yo lyrics come up what's got Barbie they're really real women run is only three dollars her lovely fashions range from one to five dollars look through Barbie wherever dolls are sold someday I'm gonna be exactly like them I know [Music] No looks like the kid at a toy store wait time to quit a side-by-side no I think the fact that most of these are creepy is because I played Bioshock you never played bioshock go treat yourself Bioshock alone is probably my favorite game of all time in Iran you know that in pokemons my two favorite series everything is just a little bit creepier you know I mean that in the fact that Barbie from 1959 looks like the bully from Toy Story but you know aside from that magic potty baby 1991 you're telling me that there was a toy about babies going to the bathroom before I go into this I feel like there was a good four decades where all the dolls and whatnot just set up the rest of time for any horror film ever made [Music] No Oh so yellow hi get some hydration [Music] potty baby and her magic potty no water no mess batteries not included I mean you can at least make sure the baby is hydrated okay I'm over here concern for a baby that's literally made just to go to the bathroom all the time okay to me that's called a problem the fact that your pee is so yellow and you need to go to the bathroom every 10 minutes okay seek help small doll magic in that for Christmas does anybody have any of these toys by the way let me know down below if you've seen in these before you know like your mom pull matter like oh here's my old box of toys here's where's my little doll you should go to the bathroom every 10 minutes and I loved it I loved watching my fake doll pee again and again and again the funniest part about all of these is there is a board meeting so many people and they all gathered round because back in the day hello you know cigars and drinking and whatever what do we do next well this time to make a baby that goes bathroom every 10 minutes yes Johnson you get a promotion you get a promotion get on it Robert there's about 50 people who never once thought to question you know we can but should we maybe there were always one person who questioned it and what me know maybe this isn't a good idea and they don't work there anymore the dealings York you're lying to me no there's not something called ding-a-lings wait [Music] you're witnessing the creation of an incredible new world this is a bad star for something called ding-a-ling if you're gonna show volcanoes erupting bad start look at did you unbelievable excitement and fun the world of the ding-a-lings hula dingaling here they come the whole fantastic bunch of them which place are they credible toys you've ever seen all-new all-different Holy Smoke what's going on it's tingling Platinum coming to the rescue he's got his own building Hubbard assisted a dingaling shoeshine gives you the British shine you've ever seen I'll continue dangling answer man's got all the answers in his head push deliver and he'll tell your future no ding-a-ling spy hides in the shadows and discovers your secrets with his hidden camera you're lying to me punch there's a lip all right I'm uppercut no it's not no that is not an uppercut that is a t-rex struggling for help yeah you left the right the uppercut yeah blew them go Oh God well what's he gonna do well Joe he's gonna do is you gonna do a left a right big job big job I've never seen anything like it boxing is a ball it's like Rock'em Sock'em robots but the worst addition possible oh the man's insane no one could stop him there's bing-a-ling chef and here comes big what sorry go back there's ding-a-ling chef tingling chef cuz it doesn't sound like chef to me there's ding-a-ling chef and here comes ding-a-ling gopher goofer angling chef sauce you're please chef and ding-a-ling gofer serves it to you Wow lifting carrying he's the worker of the future multi left doesn't les truncheon worker keeps the whole place shakin with his jumping jack hammer keeps the whole thing safe for this jackhammer a jackhammer I'm pretty sure is meant to open ground you're not meant to put a guy with a jackhammer on top of scaffolding okay he's doing I'm so happy and dingaling policeman upholds along with his whistle and nightstick the thing of a nice walk like this and glide like this on the ground or on the special dingaling skyways forward right side up upside down defying all laws of gravity uphill to fair if I there's a kid in that era and you could do something where you'd like put it underneath the track and make it do loopy loops and make a rollercoaster I'd be all for it okay I'm criticizing the commercial about the toy maybe a little bit about three million dollar TV campaign will introduce the world of the ding-a-lings for what is the most incredible stand back world there's a whole new one on the way the wild wonderful wacky world of the ding-a-ling I'm impressed what can I say I'm impressed anybody out there have a dingaling please tweet me at minilab no space 3ds or send me at all Instagram again may I have no space through these let me know if any of your parents would ever have ding-a-lings that's phrasing I can't avoid the phrasing do they have this toy let me know if I have any of them I want to see if these are real obvious time I do we're getting so close to a million subs if you can't that be a little sub button down below I released a video hopefully and we try to get the to three times a week at this point so leave a like on this video I do see I could keeping you this series find new random stuff but you need to leave a like on this video otherwise it's not gonna happen it's as simple as that click that sub button down below make sure you have notifications on otherwise you might miss a video and nobody wants to do that click subscribe over there there's a random videos for you to watch over here on the Craig Thompson channel I will see you all very very soon you have a good day I hope I didn't scare you with the potato stuff but if it did ahh nothing they could do with that regardless thank you so much this is a lot of fun I absolutely adore doing these so see you all next time oh that's a guy bossed up I just try and sleep I don't know how you're gonna just try it try try

Channel: Craig Thompson

Views: 1,407,411

Keywords: Craig Thompson, No Cursing, Family Friendly, Try Not To Laugh, Laugh, No Swearing, Fun, Funny, Videos, React, Reaction, Kid, Friendly, Challenge, old commerials, toys, 90's commercials

Id: 7mGtqQqYoy4

Length: 14min 13sec (853 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 21 2019