Nostalgia Critic Real Thoughts On: The Jurassic Park Movies

all right so this is a real thought in the Jurassic Park movie Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark all the dinosaurs are running wild someone shut the cancer in the ring nice all of that song with this movie came out it's kind of eerie but of this proves my chaos there he is is it hey we have three votes to get through but yeah what drastic world coming out we figured this via go under on his thoughts on um I guess we should just do an order uh first of all we actually saw again at mobile cotton they were running it on on TV I think obvious cousin it's still pretty awesome awesome fascinating cuz when we saw this film I mean it's the most we've ever saw movie in the theaters I saw it 11 times because there was always somebody who hadn't seen it I'm like you thank dressed that's something that's been it's the same thing that happened to me I ended up seeing it seven times it really was when I think bad like everybody has that quote-unquote nostalgic summer post your nostalgic summers in the comment section but then nostalgic summer when you remember back when you were a kid and in some cases for some of you they'll be like three years ago but um for us it was a longer time ago and like why I think man just the perfect summer I mean there's always like to be a young kid or a early teens or something when everything was just right and for high school started you know in the end worried about college and the bills and mortgages and cut anyway um 1993 the summer of 93 lion Kane came out as yanking we had Jurassic Park we were still in that era of filmmaking where you could still have things like what Terminator 2 is what the year before some like there yeah um just the fugitive would come up next year I think 93 also had a league of their own which was ya know just good girl crying in baseball um yeah and I always just we end of the visiting friends back in Chicago we were living in Seattle at the time and I always just remember like every single set of friends that I had had not seen Jurassic ours is amazing yes I goes push so hard as a poor you want to see dinosaurs or in some case or in some cases they had a friend of a friend who had seen a DML like as a pork oh yeah I mean I've seen again so yeah you saw it 11 times I saw it seven times so uh yeah and I I have not seen the closest I've come I saw guardians of the galaxy Dark Knight and the Lord of the Rings movies I saw all of those three times each I try I know one of the Lord of the Rings I've seen four times that's those are the closest I've had to sit down think about what movies I've seen like you know like under than Tirzah how many times more but no addressee Park is the most and what's fascinating to watch it now and max I'm hoping the cat and I can make that board but what's best thing you're watching it now is that when you are noticing sort of the the mistakes from a writing and directing point of you not necessarily film the holes though there definitely are those two uh but just the the set up is especially the set up uh in the first third seems Donnie are you trying to say that David Koepp writes clunky expose I we we make my damocat belong really uh and uh but but it's kind of writing in spider-man was so amazing Jamie Shan you shine alleged it's use Oh gah be out of your mind um but but yet the opening especially like there's a lot of exposition and they get it by pretty fast I mean to apply when I was a kid I did not follow what was going on with like the embryos I mean I kind of got the basic a okay he's taken the embryos to open another part that's just kind of what I thought I didn't know just somebody evil while one sees embryo the industrial espionage but again it it's definitely bad feeling trade seasons but it doesn't really matter it you want you to the dinosaurs and that's what they do when you set up these characters that are kind of cartoons about their very likable cartoons uh and they're cool cartoon so it's like let's I'm fine with it I'll because you look identified with them very quickly um watching Jeff Goldblum now he's both a delight ah I mean it's because you remember old so are you a big of a dinosaur this is where most people are age most kids were introduced to Jeff Goldblum the glory that is and you just go goofy he is and at the time this way of talking was like kind of nude putting um in a sentence was not like a big thing back then and then you're like oh like this is it till like this is all there is so it's one of those things where it's both really delightful and just you want to punch him in the face if I feel honestly I could watch him all day in this one lost worlds where I lose it but yeah ya know here's a side character at least and uh-uh-uh apart from uh go and let's not forget uh Sam you and his amazing disappearing reappearing accent so we were talking about this hey the dog I want this younger they like what makes Sam Neill so appealing in the eyebrows you just in general yeah love it is the attitudes eyebrows you know it movement is anything it's got a little bit of us yeah it's not light sort of Smurfs Mac and the other secret is when he speaks everything he says sounds like he's giving you a dire warning we might all be okay but we might know yeah he talks like everything's okay now but it won't be and we don't know when uh and and he doesn't I I again I love him he's if you guys want a great time there's a show on Netflix called peaky blinders watch it because it is Sam Neal's chewing scenery left him right and I'm like oh I fist you but you know even though looking back and remember like with a lot of these actors I saw go back and forces with Lord Durand I remember liking her uh find in the movie and then my mom actually ruined her performance for me because all she would call her he's mumbles she mumbles everything everything she does is mumble then I listen to him like she hates God eats her in that movie yeah I'm fascinated I don't hate her but no but then I started with our mom gets like she attaches that there's certain just weird things that she like goes nuts about him like that was one of them where she's like Oh Lord she was the only thing in that movie that was terrible said Wow and I like to go up our mom's Mickey Mouse um but you know what but watching it wasn't just that it was stuff like sort of the action chick aspect I don't think she was pulling off very well I mean like there's one part where it's like the bones just fall and then they do like this we're close-up where she's like they're they've all follow there's no Raptor and she just goes and it's really weird shot it's just like it's um explore turns Tomb Raider it's like where did that by - run run run yeah it's these real weird little moments in an otherwise decent performance she does mumble which is annoying those daedrea better than to mess with nice with like you take some Oldham takes off his head will get EMS hurry up I owe kakuka he'll pay you so uh in memory of major you takes his head off I guess he's the [ __ ] but guy you in that predicament um but but the should all be destroyed um but I ship what else was I gonna say oh no I'm air about Laura Dern the one thing I mean she she does okay but the one thing she really sells when we were watching again uh when they're at the dinner table scene and they're talking about what they think crystal Gold's argument total [ __ ] oh my god I mean we're not talking about something that was taken out by humans I'm sure chose dinosaurs more extinction yep they're not gardeners if you yeah cuz we're not part of nature's so if you can't adapt to humans or if nature creates humans I'm and I'm sure nature will find a way to wipe our [ __ ] hair human essence I plan it someday but to be like well that doesn't count like that no it's total [ __ ] yeah so scientist I hate discovery really sucks it's raping the world is he gonna [ __ ] scientist Oh what's so great about discovering Wow well me that you're a scientist taking a natural green light yeah uh no and just to emphasize that doesn't mean like nuke the whales perhaps maybe bad at all like I think we do have a responsibility although the argument in that scene does not make sense we have a total responsibility to the planet I'm not bringing that but I'm arguing like he makes the same mistake it's the exact same mistake that people who were just like I have [ __ ] the planet which it removes humans from the environmental equation oh oh like humans don't count as nature cuz we can blow things up and ever it's like well we got here somehow we evolved here somehow if you remove us from the equation that's not helping us either and the other winners over me we're people and that's the environment so we're totally different things it's like that both yet it's both sides to the extreme but what I'll say is that Laura Dern in that scene and by the way I'm not sure bringing condos the Condors back is a great idea who the hell knows how they would adapt in the environment like you know after we've completely cut down half their forests and [ __ ] well but but that but that's the thing with Laura Dern in this and then yeah hurry when she makes the argument it's not like [ __ ] Denise Richards and the James Bond boys Christmas Jones or something it's like you are not a [ __ ] scientist I'm not buying this for a man like she is totally credible and she says that line with great weight but not like he noticed this performance yeah kind of thing is like you have totally Xhosa and you die I totally agree with her he's like and she approaches it from the dinosaurs perspective as well because she's like you have plan you know they don't go into it they go into in the book but they've got plants that are poisonous to the dinosaurs that they're actually eating you know and she's like we have no idea what the hell this environment looked like 65 million years ago you have plants here you think they look pretty they may be poisonous you know that may work the other way you may bring plants back that are poisonous to humans who knows and these creatures have no idea what century it is and they're going to defend themselves violently if necessary you know and do what they can to survive it's like these things were not meant to be together it's a way more compelling argument than go blooms ah ah okay on Sam now we saw for humans we saw huh and a way for the second movie I will make that argument a lot again with us won't get that but let's finish up this one uh the diet the facts on the dinosaurs still looked you know hold already damn good I got you hello often more nowadays but it's like for a boomy this old for the effects to like you know I can just barely tell this is that's pretty damn impressive let's keep something in mind like all you children out there ye Millennials who may not have grown up with his masterpiece like we have this was this this was practically the stone Age's of CGI I mean this is mr. Knight or two we had Terminator 2 we had the abyss we had Terminator 2 and we had been much young Sherlock Holmes had the stained glass monster Star Trek 2 at the Genesis planet we have the Death Star effects in jet like bits and pieces here there but a movie with CGI to this degree like oh we're just going to recreate dinosaurs you know it's easier much easier to sit there and say well we're going to create this metal monster that's reflective it doesn't have to look like it has that much texture it's just metal it's the t1000 you know it will morph it you can there you don't have to be as obsessed with getting it to look right to create a [ __ ] dinosaur and not only that but a bunch of them and you have to believe that they're really there and it has to match the animatronic that you have that's also supposed to look realistic both work wonderfully amazing they tell I can tell the difference but you know but just very just well you can tell the difference because even even if you know what I'm trying to do even yeah even as good as jp's effects are you can still tell well at CGI like not nowhere near as bad as modern films and I swear to god like this if you look at older movies with blue screening technology you will sometimes find that the earlier films did it better because they were so obsessed with getting it to look right and real that they through all their effort into it and then you'll see random films from years later it's like how can the blue screen suck this bad I think it's kind of like at some point you just don't care yeah I think also because it was the first time they're doing dinosaurs and I want to look real I mean they had to get the skin textures and the movements and all these are things and they had to look at now movies nowadays a little bets saved on disk now just put that in this movie change the color and the wrinkles change the size and the look and it's essentially the same thing and I think that's possible and I think part of it too is just it's over you it's there's something that Mad Max just proved that you could still do practical effects it looks more real well it doesn't you make in the writer and you CG to help enhance that instead of being the focus and like that's honestly the problem I have with most films today that you CGI it looks really fake you know sounds like we got more do see better they're doing better business I'm a vacuum uh I think is 100 percent convincing uh like I can look at that and be like I know it has to be a computer because there's no other way but okay but even okay like here's a good example from Spielberg's own library Indiana Jones for yeah I might even argue lost world in many respects I do not love it look very good in yeah like it's almost just like once you've done it once and you so nailed and got it perfect that's like well now they believe it we don't have to worry about it is like no you should worry about it more and there's something where they're sort of taking from what they've already learned instead of doing it from scratch again I think again it's sort of like if you get something from a store or something that was made in a village individually by someone I don't know what else but I think the other thing is - did the animatronics help yeah nowadays everything is CGI you wouldn't I'm wondering how much in Jurassic world is going to be from the trailers it looks like it's it looks like nothing yeah and the animatronic don't give me an WA trying to tell because for a while you're looking at something real it's funny the Raptor sequence in the kitchen I forgot how much actual puppetry was there yeah every time I see that was like man I always remember thinking that this is going to be all CGI and it's like there are puppets everywhere puppets animatronics any any way they could do it outside of CGI it's like once or twice like hardly at all is it CGI he hops up on the table that's CGI like no they were she I'm sorry she and when I walk in that CGI yeah but the so much out the closing on the door now is CGI that I me again I just watched this and I'm just like you know I know that has to be CGI but it looks really real it looks so convincing um so yeah we really like this movie cuz probably but in huge ground brain and I think great summer blockbuster my childhood like I want to relive seeing that movie again for the first time Jurassic well we kind of did that's one of a few movies when they re released it's like let's see this again oh hell yeah it was legitimately nostalgic yeah um it was amazing even watching it now on TV it's missed it I think it's where we got the idea to do the review because when we saw we are kind of making jokes here and there a torrent just like I think we can review this actually but there's still things to pick apart I mean the script is not particularly strong um the characters are kind of cutouts but I think they got good actors for the most part to see how that's in them I'm just gonna say it Michael Crichton as an author was one of those people who wrote really great ideas it's like oh my god Jurassic Park and they were very intense you know in drama strains fear great tramer they were always great ideas in lost world as a book anyway no no no was it what did he do was a Westworld oh yeah that I thought you said lost world it but his characters are all douchebags they were like really mean-spirited and I know there's some people that are so married to the book like I can't I just can't deal with what Spielberg did I Amand like turning him into this nice guy and I'm like really I didn't care because like there was nobody in the Jurassic Park book I was like I could care less if any of these people ever die even though a like even the grandkids come came off as annoying somehow like in the book so it well that's why I'm wondering if that's why lost world went that direction that's why it went uber dark over I mean I'll see that's advanced of no more money that's more like I couldn't give a [ __ ] this is my primal lost world I could not give a [ __ ] if any of those people in the movie lived or died not uh the the worst very much like the book no the worst bit of writing in that movie I mean it is painful to watch whenever I see this bit and this is the writing I mean the directing phase of part two but this is the writing anyways ever kept script yeah you know it was definitely feel works golden no no no no because this I always hear his name a pop puffeth wait I think it's how you say his name the hunter in the second movie uh-huh when he's introduced in the film and he's on this holiday he says you know it's just like during this Chase is like the dinosaurs are right let's go all right we're gonna be listening to me for about five minutes talk to this guy am i exposition at my background here we go I am hunting the t-rex that is what I am looking on and I'm like you can't be this lazy you can't be this all day but kept of course you can I mean it's one of those things we just watch it's like are you really this lays yeah um so but I mean apart from that uh it's much darker which we've established we don't mind do you know if a society can argue Becky buddy I just didn't care about anybody then but yeah you bring coal go down this is star level which is a huge Oh such a disaster um he got rid of two of his kids somehow now he's only got one um this is this would have been post Independence Day so he's already the one-liner master that mommy's very angry on Jim did Julia Julianne Moore who's usually great but he she hasn't missed once in a while and she's just totally forgettable in this oh I like a role in Hannibal which is like apart from just doing a Jodie Foster impression like you left no impression on me yeah again in Manama yeah this is not a like to chew him more I think is one of the great actresses ya know when she nails a it's like she's something she's chillingly boy and that's a compliment we're saying like when she nails it she's chillingly good but that's the flip side is sometimes when you don't nail something in you're that good it could be a big disaster well I'm even with this on see she's just forgettable when she's bad she's just forgettable yes it's just bad at anything no no impression is Vaughn oh my god I said oh my god this guy's the worst he's going nowhere and I hated him for years because he would always pick these dramas they start doing comedies and got a little better and now we're sort of wishing he stopped with the comedies because they're known as the Vince Bunco know I'll still say to my dying day he's a great comedian I love it like even in bad comedies at least I mean why aren't his performances fine this is just stupid movie but he swear that I have not seen anything where I thought he could hold a dramatic role no oh I mean I like this selfie he can come like which is worse you think the cell or this movie uh for Vince Vaughn performance know you know you know I'll say I'll say this movie for one life but Hammond did pack up back-up plan really what's that me and it's like that was supposed to be your badass moment that was the Harrison Ford you know pack tobacco play was that me I mean like the people to know he commits him in open air me I mean it's like it is Vince Vaughn in their first one and get off my plane yeah I wasn't that yeah what's wrong with him oh but but yeah I mean just Clara he was not doing comedies yet they didn't know what to do with them he I doubt he knew what to do with him and he was a douche but they were all doing them all and not for like hey they're supposed to be awful like into Michael here's the ring if I'm going places they're supposed to be environmental as you're supposed to be rooting for summer putting people's lives in danger yeah constantly delete I can replace that guy's ammo at some point I'm like you're a [ __ ] murderer yeah you are a [ __ ] ex I won't be getting oh great how many [ __ ] people are gonna be evil eye on my parents and my pants I'm not humming alright you are an awful awful human being and that's all deserve to get eaten by dinosaurs yeah no that was the inspiring see now is the end then John Hammonds suddenly the bad guy guy right now you're Jon Hamm and now you're the awful person yet he gets the nice grandfather's features of Ed nobody [ __ ] day I come from my varied as I just kept minor cut to John number what the hell is this I thought everybody liked it down in the beginning of the movie trying to help you be blonde and then yeah now you're John Hammond no no I must swear word apparently I can't you people here to help fix my mistakes and only whatever my sides blood-sucking Moya and [ __ ] fits fine oh no and then you had yeah this villain that they try to shoehorn in that you don't even recognize half the tag is either in a hat or glasses or something and he and he's the business suit that evil suits were doing that and the whole movie the the whole movie is just constructed in cliches yeah it literally just is constructed entirely out of cliches way worse than the book I will say this the book is better but that's not saying much because I thought is a sequel like when I read lost world because I've read it well before the movie came I'm like who Amory Kurt secret to Jurassic Park I'm like and this is just a cheap way to make more money Michael crying got it somebody demanded sequel wrote your paycheck end of story there's no reason there's no second island either it just go back to the original is such a pointless fricking book and I'm like the only thing the movie did better was bring that dinosaur to San Diego so at least I got a pen - we got a little something these I got a better gut Zilla film out of it than Godzilla ended up being um but but that is crazy white listen stupid I mean it's need to see serious Felicity long that movie just drags on ya ever and it's not fun the first one looked beautiful and you saw a dinosaurs and the majesty of dinosaurs nak if you won't go dark in the second one that's fine but you are looking at grey throughout the whole entire thing and it is just ugly and unpleasant and not enjoyable and not smart enough to warrant the dream you mean watching Jeff go boom run around shouting Sarah rrraaahhh Sarah and I it doesn't excite you the people that like this movie I don't get it I cannot grasp it it is just let's go be hustling to me know cuz there's a lot of people say you again it's like the Stephen King or and you lay off I'm only gonna watch this nine more times and make it a really popular Murphy all the dressing fire - it's got it's got two really good action scenes the - time and uh yeah we're yeah that valves which again the result of human stupidity yeah and like random play me with your leg woman that scene I'm like why are you but no no no no I ran okay right so my 3aa like why why are you bringing that thing in so bezel resolved their own stupidity and then the the second scene the ending it with the whole t-rex running down San Diego which I remember seeing a movie going wow this isn't in the book and this is the most [ __ ] ridiculous thing I've ever seen but you know I remember it Oh totally I'm like I will totally remember this is just being so what the hell I mean I was that [ __ ] insane crazy because I'm so blown away that it was happening I kind of couldn't comprehend whether it was good or bad he was just so strange I was like I'm really I'm seeing these dinosaurs I've seen 11 times on the theater before suddenly like in suburbia it just yet dogs and yeah in the ending I'm like this is I I don't know what every many grew berries like old Jurassic Park 3 it's just a self satire of the whole series know if you want any proof that this thing turned into a self sad tired the entire facing the entire way yeah yeah that that entire last 20 minutes of lost world I'm like okay we're just spoofing Jurassic Park now like Spielberg is like winking at his like see we ran out of ideas you know the one thing I will say is that they have apparently said that this was like one of the Elmo's like the first use of Skype or whatever bells like one of the first times like a director kind of directed a film through Skype um you know it through something very similar because his child was really sick and we he went home to be with his kid and he directed it through these video mom may explain some don't know I'm not honestly and I say this like I still think this is an awful movie but I mean really then that's a good human being that's a really cool guy shut up uh that's a really cool guy to do that um to actually like be like you know what this is important I'm gonna do my best my family comes first like this oh my you'll I have nothing personal against yeah movie sucked in you know the toons made some of my favorite films of all time including the first Jurassic yeah oh no and for a guy to make this many big films and honestly like to have as many of them as good as they are in as groundbreaking as they are like it it's an accomplishment well I think we'll still kind of make fun of them because there's stuff to make fun of but it's like and to do publish Muslim either of us weasels coverage by the fact that it's a crappy book yeah so I mean you're starting from crap so you can only make it better make it the same or make it worse and in this case it it came out the same because in with the ending is so crazy it kind of just makes it better because of like what the [ __ ] t-rex chasing people around San Diego but the same time all of the crappy things in the book in the first half he kind of made even worse so oh that's Jurassic Park - let's talk about Jurassic Park 3 we gave up uh which is a well which in some respects I almost argue makes it better than the semi tell me you gotta sound good sorry and I know this will horrify so many you I actually just like lost world more than I dislike Jurassic Park 3 cuz Jurassic Park 3 basically all they did they were like here's the business pitch meeting let's do a drastic park sequel ok what Sam Neill doing right away paycheck all right he's in if it's just this moment okay um let's grab Joe Johnston let's throw some dinosaurs oh let's turn that pterodactyl scene that we never threw in the first movie and let's make it nice and mercifully short yes let's say yeah no it's not IRA metals oh yeah no we're not going to say jack [ __ ] we're just going to cut straight to some action scenes boom boom boom boom hour and a half later you're out of the theater you ate your popcorn and you're done and that's it like I'm sorry it it went faster than lost world lost world was such a boring slog than I went up you know what this movie is stupid and it sucks but it knows it's stupid it knows it sucks it's not even trying it's not even trying to say anything it's just like all right you want dinosaurs for an hour and a half boom there you go done it's a it's efficient it's a b-movie yeah it's a really shitty at least at being a b-movie I'm like lost world which is Frank so hard to say things yes and fail yeah um and and I'll say this too we at the very least we had Sam Neill throughout the movie which even him in an alcohol I think I'd just be so entertaining and cool I'm sorry I'll take Sam neo over jeffco if it was a god as a star I would have taken them together again but as if it's if it's the star of the film sam neill / go blue man yeah i mean any day but then i [ __ ] that stupid him and laura dern breaking up like that pissed me off I'm sorry it's like to end the first film with them he has stopped [ __ ] kids in his arms English tell them and they smile he looks out a window divorce or split up I'm sorry Ali I changed my story okay now don't want to conceive yeah and she said the movies so I don't even if she just stayed home or something or her was pregnant or had like another job or something that required her I said [ __ ] you you're insane I'm not going back to this island anything anything but don't break them up there's no point cheer Leonie oh my god oh yeah here's that she's really bad it's really it is a close call cuz sometimes I'm like man maybe I do like loss me whenever I'm in a mood to say a like lost world more than Jurassic italiani cuz he's the reason why cuz I'm like she is so inseparable not since Kate Capshaw in Temple of Doom yeah have I seen somebody so painful oh I love you again I don't know I'm just got standing with my mouth open like Bella oh I'm concerned now Oh William H Macy's totally wasted you could have put it oh yeah I roll I am I'm cooperating here I might going to help you with the dinosaur is it would it be I you know I was guessing wouldn't be funnier if he had more like that character but I guess he kind of did but just you but what can I was hoping they would pull some random [ __ ] twist out of he'd be like the villain or something that really would go with that would go into lost world carrot or be like a total cower to me like well I have fun son and wife and I'm divorcing I I'm taking off in this plane later yeah yes the die stars kidnapper and then like a part of a scheme for me it was the only thing it was worth it for was I liked the pterodactyl scene pterodactyl was cool um the my favorite is like the Don Davis is like score where it's is like and here's some Brachiosaurus so play the Jaypee thing really fast and I know well I that was a fun moment oh God do they look terrible to mo I see they've all got rid of that purple source from the kool-aid days when it was like you know I think I'll just call a purple dinosaur Rex aquinas or yeah yeah that's not what it looked like it was advertising some kids product they look awful um but at least it had at least had some yonks at least I had some color unlike the last one it knew it literally was a theme park ride that's all it was and the thing is it's it's a pick your poison again ever people which is like Las World War like that's fine I don't care all I'm gonna say is for some people you know you might like lost world more and for some people you might like Jurassic Park three more just because it's so short and knows exactly what it is is an hour-and-a-half theme park ride that doesn't try doesn't really give a [ __ ] but at least it's just like there you're done whereas lost world that like tried so hard and tried to say so many things and then and does 16th on any of them giant casts and and said all we get his prints mom running around shooting dinosaurs it was ugly it was just an ugly film to look at you know we're at least with three you had Sam Neill it was short and not a great selling point but uh but at least it was colorful and you had something new with the pterodactyls uh you know and again and not not huge selling points it's not good but yeah and Lisa gave us a little something I just it just bothers me that twice now the only thing lost world added was the San Diego chase which I thought was inventive so I'm wondering off the cliff I argue a little bit too because I Rex is cool you know and hanging off the cliff now because nobody was hanging off a truck somewhere in a Jurassic Park you have a glass break you know some cool it's a cool scene but what have you added new to this story oh yeah no just nothing nothing new it just bothers me that twice in a row they just remade the movie again and there just was nothing new added to it like right down to Jeff : spouting the same [ __ ] yeah bah-bah something someone can control ok if you want to make a good sequel just eradicate the word again here we go again why not doing again and this time those are the word on it Oh what's is me oh no you're making all the same mistakes again I'm like yes you get it yeah no that's exactly it it's like why you know we're not doing this again you are doing it again we don't want to see it again we can see the first one again to see it again we want to see something new we wants you to progress so that is the only thing right now like Jurassic world no idea what its gonna be I'm trying to keep an open mind the only thing I like about it I like what Lisa looks like a real theme park this time this might be fun to give it live right down and it's not like oh there's a site B or C or D or oh we're just going back to the same site be [ __ ] Island again and I I'm just hedging my bets now they haven't come out for release greetings bad sign uh you got Chris Pratt on a motorcycle he's the Raptor Whisperer on this motorcycle with the Raptors riding alongside him this is gonna be bad this is gonna be awful but whether or not it's gonna be awful awful I would if I'm waiting at the very least we can get a B movie like a party I did not conceive this being a guy who loved I loved the first Jurassic Park so the kid in me just hopes it's good i I my guess I'm opening what we want to guess this Pippin but my guess is that it's really gonna be bad but will it be bad enjoyable or bad not enjoyable maslow both ways the first one got some issues but still loving one of my own babies all a change so may things second one tried really hard and failed really slowly and third one didn't try it all failed really quickly so for the sequels to be their own poison yeah I would rather not try it all and fail quickly then try really hard to fail oh so slowly so um there you go there it is so Google and we'll probably see you after Jurassic world so later Nick Nick Nick Nick

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Published: Wed Jun 10 2015