- STUPID. - SEE, I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW THAT'S EVEN
IN THE HORROR GENRE, DOG. - RIGHT? I MEAN, THAT'S THE LEAST
SCARED I EVER BEEN, MAN. IT'S LIKE
A ROMANTIC COMEDY. - IT'S LIKE A LULLABY, DOG. - YEAH, FOR REALS THOUGH.
- PSSH. - OH, OH,
WHERE YOU PARKED AT? - OH, WHAT NOW? - WHERE YOU PARKED AT, DOG? - YEAH, I'M OVER
THAT WAY, BOY. - OH,
YOU ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE? - YEAH.
- WELL, I'M THIS WAY, DOG. - OH, ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, DOG. - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. [eerie music] ♪ ♪ - YOU KNOW WHAT?
- WHAT'S THAT, DOG? - I'LL WALK YOU
TO YOUR CAR, DOG. - WORD, WORD, WORD, YEAH.
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. - THEN I'LL DRIVE YOU
BACK TO YOUR CAR, DOG. DUMBASS MOVIE, MAN.
- NAH. - A DEMON CAN POSSESS
ANY INANIMATE OBJECT? THAT'S TOO GENERAL
TO BE SCARY. - YO, MAN, IT'S LIKE,
HOW YOU GONNA HAVE A DEMON POSTING UP IN A TRASH CAN? - I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
IT'S DUMB. - IT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE.
- IT'S STUPID. - IT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? - IT'S STUPID.
IT'S STUPID. IT'S UNREALISTIC
IS WHAT IT IS. - IT'S LIKE, I AIN'T GONNA
BE SCARED OF NO TRASH CAN. [eerie musical flourish] AND WHAT WAS THAT OTHER THING
THEY HAD WITH THE, UH, THE DEMON PUDDLE? - OH, YEAH, YEAH. THAT WAS THE MOST STUPID PART
RIGHT THERE. A DEMON COULD PULL YOU INTO HELL
IF YOU STEP IN A PUDDLE. LIKE, WE SOME MORONS? - I MEAN, HOW YOU GONNA SCARE A COUPLE ADULTS WITH A PUDDLE? - STUPID.
- STUPID. - STUPID.
- STUPID. - AND THE DEMON GOT
THEM HELLHOUNDS ROAMING AROUND EVERYWHERE, BRINGING HUMANS
TO THE DEMON ALIVE TO BE SACRIFICED. - COME ON, MAN. [dog barking] - THAT'S JUST STUPID! - STUPID.
- YEAH. - YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE--
IT'S LAZY STORYTELLING... - YES, YES.
- IS WHAT IT IS. - IT'S A LOT OF THINGS,
BUT SCARY IS NOT ONE OF THEM. [eerie musical flourish] - AND WHAT WAS
WITH ALL THEM CREEPY KIDS AND THE WHISPERING
AND WHATNOT? - OH, PLEASE.
- I MEAN, COME ON, DOG. - PLEASE, DUDE.
- WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? - YOU JUST IDENTIFIED, LIKE,
THE STUPIDEST PART OF THE MOVIE. [both laugh] THEM KIDS--
THEM KIDS WAS TALKING ABOUT, [breathily]
"I WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL. I WILL SUCK YOUR ESSENCE."
[mumbling spookily] - OKAY, YEAH,
THAT'S STUPID RIGHT THERE. YOU CAN STOP RIGHT NOW, MAN,
IF YOU JUST WANTED TO-- PLEASE STOP!
- YEAH. - 'CAUSE IT'S STUPID.
- IT WAS STUPID. - IT WAS STUPID AS HELL.
- IT WAS STUPID. - IT WAS JUST STUPID. WHAT?
- THIS YOUR CAR? - THIS ME, DOG.
- YEAH. [both sniffing] YEAH, I HOPE
THERE'S NOT ONE OF THEM DEMONS POSSESSING YOUR CAR. [both laughing] I'M JUST STEPPING
RIGHT NOW, FOR REAL. - THAT'S STUPID.
YOU BEING REAL STUPID. - I'M BEING STUPID. - THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST PART OF THE MOVIE RIGHT THERE, DOG. - I'M THE ONE BEING
STUPID UP IN HERE. - THAT WAS PRETTY STUPID.
- [laughing] - THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST PART
RIGHT THERE, MAN. THAT PART WAS--THAT MOVIE
WAS STUPID AS HELL, MAN. - [laughing]
STUPID. STUPID. - THAT WAS
THE NOT-SCARIEST PART OF THE MOVIE. OH, MY GOD.
IT WAS STUPID. - LIKE A DEMON COULD POSSESS-- - I MEAN, IT'S SO STUPID.
- THAT WAS SO STUPID. - IT WAS PRETTY STUPID,
THOUGH, DOG. - OH, MY GOD,
THAT WAS STUPID. - IT WAS PRETTY STUPID. YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN? I'M--SHIT, I'M SORRY, DOG, THAT YOU HAD TO WATCH THAT
DUMBASS NOT-SCARY MOVIE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - MAN, YOU KNOW,
THAT'S HOW IT GO. THAT'S HOW IT GO. [eerie musical flourish] [tense music]
