NOBODY IS SAFE!! SO MUCH CHAOS!! [GTA 5]

okay oh sorry about that sir where's that where's the thing I want a family what who is this Security in my life goodbye Franklin oh did he just get dumped I never seen this go after her wait go after her is she still out here she got on the cab girl I've never seen that before who is that my boy just got dumped no freckles this is not the way what no stop give me oh no wow yo you don't have to go to drinking man you ain't have to do this wow see he heartbroken oh you really you really enjoyed that what up it's Dashie and welcome back yes back to work come on man stop playing you already know what it is it's about that time when I every now and then I just feel it every now pause every now and then I just want to get on GTA 5. and just shoot some people that stop you're I'm okay hi I'm good y'all everybody thumbs up no yes no that's be more Stern I'm putting my controller down thumbs up now please see that's when you ruin it Dash you gotta you gotta follow through with it you can't be so you don't you got to be more Stern with with your shits oh it went to something else all right you need to go find his baby girl that just but she wanted a family though what if he wasn't ready you know he got to make sure his financial situation don't point to what is this we're getting like a tour of the kitchen okay what cereal is that hold on all right Medicaid that I'm starting it without further Ado we're gonna be running from commitment I no way like this no way I know you want a family and stuff but I'm not I'm not ready I want to get my 401k on point I'm still living at home with moms and them so let me get my situation right first and then we can revisit this in three to six years let's do that [ __ ] all right my boys we just getting out the hospital because you know he had drank too much and um you know he's sad about the loss of baby girl so um that's what just happened what's good no no I didn't mean to punch her I was gonna do the job oh she is dead [Music] I was just gonna jump on her okay just walk just nonchalantly she's by a hospital I think she's okay she just got knocked out she is not dead here go meet right here what's good player are you oh somebody with you is that are you probably taking your pops to a doctor's appointment oh man I'm sorry all right yo you still got time it's still early unless they was late to their appointment all right oh well well well well well well hold on hold on y'all already y'all know me y'all know what's about to go down hold on a second oh we got a Arsenal okay now we'll stick to this one um excuse me got him okay you know what I can get right on this too we can get right on this amount okay okay keep it moving keep it moving only thing we need right now is in a taco taco right off the rip see I like I like doing this too much it's too much fun it's terrible but it's too much fun y'all I'm sorry or a train we're near the train station they go to train times right there so we good is that what I think it is in the distance I think that's what it is my boy I'm sorry Dash calm down okay that's play it cool play cool comps is about to be off your ass in a second while I play it cool play it cool hold up that's it the start about to go away okay you know what get off get off your car they're not they're not around you right watch out watch out relax killing it I should have gotten a different whip though you're stupid that she should have gotten a different whip that way hold on hold on I thought that was another attack Dash calm down okay don't kill anybody yet hold on okay okay relax relax relax relax relax relax Why didn't it shoot oh you got to push a different button Dash do not this what's that you've never used that before I did today we got this we got this hold on we're just getting warmed up we're just getting warmed up we just started we just started we already tuned down is that a cop can I kill him are they dead are they dead when did I kill them what let me double check find out that's him no God saw him he just cut that corner he ran out the car he ran out the car hold up Nama dude where did he run to my man's Really Got Away okay so that one didn't count unless he's in here no but this is a perfect spot to switch cars this is a perfect spot okay that's okay he got away that's fine they're not coming in here right no they don't know I'm in here all right let's go with this whip right here uh we're going with the white ones a little bit less conspicuous don't even y'all know damn well I know how to suck a piss because I can't say it no more that was the one thing I can't say it I can't say because conspicuous I just spit all over conspicuous I'm gonna try sound it out you got this here we go conspicuous oh my God no it feels like it's a lot tougher now than when I originally conspicuous you already know it starts with the c-o-n -s cons picuous why did I do that okay c-o-n-s cons P there's a p b p conspicuous okay is it an i or is it an e that's the thing with the English language that you never know conspicuous I feel like I feel like it's an eye on speed now that now the Qs part that's the part I'm having a hard time with because it could be a cue can speak Q is and you know what we're gonna go with that cute and speak q s Q s u i e s I don't know I let y'all down and I'm sorry [Applause] all right I know I took an L with that I looked it up afterwards I I see how to spell it now I have to kill them they need to die now can I just walk by and drop it on the beach practicing my zazen I am no no just drop the grenade right right oh [Applause] she's a witness she's a witness get her she's a witness [Applause] oh that was clean that was click ratio like he's alive she's alive they're coming in here no you have to die you're gonna snitch I know you will snitch you gotta make sure she dead okay oh my God okay she is dead okay she did drop her who said Mama [Music] oh yeah where'd that lady go oh [ __ ] oh my God oh my okay oh boy oh boy okay hi oh [ __ ] that's what I get from missfully conspicuous [ __ ] no over here maybe not going up there was perfect maybe I just got away oh my God yeah yo if I don't get a thumbs up okay Dash your are y'all seeing this are y'all seeing what I'm seeing are y'all seeing it keep our eyes on them I gotta make up for the one that got away I have to make up for it steal this car right here there's no cops around listen relax relax relax yeah run that way okay oh sorry about that sir where's that where's the thing yo I could have sworn I was gonna be away from that blast radius don't spell that we're back in the hospital due to Broken Hearts and grenades you sound like a damn band banjo a song broken hearts and grenades [ __ ] all right hey chill out with the want want did I kill a lot of Taco Taco did that count you know what it doesn't count if I died in the in in the mix too okay I'll take this it's like one little smarter some don't feel too good [ __ ] you just got hit by a long-ass car that's scary you're too damn big for this car anyway man get your ass out of this car [ __ ] what you doing oh [ __ ] man sorry about that no you're not wait no I gotta kill him with this last call let's go another one right there okay oh okay he dead now we I like this last car we're gonna kill some mataka tacos in this little ass car that's what's about to happen what a sex y thank you ma'am I'm saying no can I give you a lift up the rainbow can I give you a live ma'am okay well she said I'm just a silly old woman you know what I respect her first she complimented the wilt and then she just kept the real if you don't move your ass out all right excuse me guys excuse me I warned y'all I warned y'all to excuse me this is the perfect car y'all ever seen The Italian jobs it's something like this it's something like this I love those kind of movies by the way like um you know where they got like pull up like a big job and they're like you know what I'm saying uh they're like gotta plan it out like oceans and oh I can't go that way oh you know I literally drove a car in here I thought he was coming in afternoon don't don't hit him hold up that cop ready to shoot somebody I'm about okay so I guess I was gonna take this all the way down there but you can't oh [ __ ] okay problem is can I take this out yeah I can tell me about that your ass shouldn't have been in the way all right oh oh is that what I think it is is that what it sure is what kind of bus is that is this a different type of bus it just feels a little something about the front of it like they redesigned it wait there's no bus driver in there is it really empty got my damn hopes up for nothing you're not at lunch are you what what is right I don't know you so you can get down all you want but you're about to catch these bullets you caught it you caught the bullet yeah yeah oh what's going on oh oh whoops whoops okay let me double check he dead dead make sure you're not playing with no bag of blood hold up all right that I'm satisfied with that why do I have in my hand I missed it that [ __ ] is still alive hold on what happened to my gun I don't I don't have any more do I not have any hold up hold up okay now we need to kill him why Always because you can only pull out the hand got there's two boxes there's two of them what was that was that a grenade okay look at how many bosses are here oh y'all about to take care of him for me oh they're getting out the car they're about to start shooting if I'm in this last car I can't protect myself oh [ __ ] look at all these buses at least hit them okay at least do some physical damage to the bus I'm dead I'm dying that's it it's a wrap I'm dead is that a Bentley what's good look at how many buses I've been looking for buses for a hot minute look at how many different buses there are now look I'm I'm killing one of them you die look at look at the amount of buses look at the amount of buses he got lucky he got lucky did I get him no no he's still driving he's still driving he's still dropping don't get out of me whoa [ __ ] lady hurry up and go move I'm stuck in here I'm stuck okay let's go for the bus okay where's he at I see him okay [Music] they're everywhere now I'm so mad okay okay what are we gonna go for oh juicer oh they're shooting at me okay he's respecting the red light yeah okay that makes up for the one that I didn't kill before oh okay okay oh my God he's messing up the whole Groove all right I Gotta Lose the cops first they're on my ass oh boy okay oh boy we bought we buy uh what's his name house okay I like this I like I like that little shortcut there was a cop right there he saw me oh my [ __ ] go back down this way [Music] yes get in we are here doing this oh another one y'all saw it in that distance y'all saw it in the distance oh I'm coming for you my boy well I'm losing the cops out here okay take it easy cop do not turn this way cop do not turn wait hold on play easy play it smart and then we can get away with that don't kill nobody oh that right there oh they're right there oh [ __ ] waiting for the stars to go away I'm waiting for the stars to go away and then I'm gonna kill them they don't see me they're gonna spot me my boy so rap for you it's a wrap for you my boy the cops are kind of close though it would be dumb I'm dumb got your ass keep it moving you're [ __ ] my whole Groove up all right okay I have to gotten at least five of them by now at least okay they're looking for me again here we go go up here we have Beverly Hills relax don't run over the dog I mean oh my God oh my [ __ ] that's be a little bit more conspicuous now that you know how to can I be honest with y'all y'all know how I saw how to spell it earlier ask me how to spell it now I already forgot I promise I forgot now what are you running after you said that ma'am man why are you running you just call me a blind [ __ ] and then you just you're just gonna run just gonna run away really no cause cause if you got that type of energy kid me keep that energy ma'am no I'm gonna follow you home go ahead because it's not after me no more cops is not after me no more guess what I'm gonna go on foot put that away hey ma'am ma'am what was that ma'am ma'am oh hi how you doing what am I blind what what was that what was that ma'am ma'am ma'am ma'am ma'am ma'am ma'am ma'am what was that ma'am it's a video game Roblox she's dead okay wait is she dead she playing dead let me see bag of Bloods no bag of blood she's just napping she's a matter of fact she she's fine oh somebody about the snitch I saw it in the distance I saw it in the distance I gotta catch up to it I know y'all saw it too take a shortcut there it is right there it is right there this might make five this might make five play it easy play it easy and cool excuse me so you guys have the two for five tacos right number five I got them I got him let me make sure let me make sure he could be playing okay okay he's dead he's dead here we go let's go because it might be Taco Tuesday I don't know oh I thought the car wasn't about to start all right only thing that could mess me up is a bus and there goes one right here do not do not come on hurry up I deserve that foreign that was a good run though uh Jonah Hill holy let me get the whip bro excuse me thank you all right here we go oh I see that bus it's on the highway though nothing I could do dirtbags don't make no [ __ ] [ __ ] dirt Dirtbag for real you really want to try this you're short Jonah you sure oh oh Johnny you know what you you you could take your car back oh oh you got oh oh [ __ ] now no do not run me over is it did I get him okay I hear that he could be he could be faking it he could be faking okay he did where'd you want to call it I need it did he take it back the [ __ ] happened somebody stole that somebody stole his car let's get into this cab I feel like I could just pretend I'm a cab driver I'm so I know that's your business man you put all your earnings into this and I want to apologize okay okay just pretend they don't know it's me they don't know they think y'all haven't seen that joint with Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx um what was the name of that movie it's on the tip of my tongue I saw it the other day too it was on TV what are y'all doing here um I can't remember it right now but Tom Cruise is like a hit man and Jamie Foxx is a cab driver man [ __ ] this [ __ ] oh I'm oh my God that was a good ass movie right there that was a good ass movie I can't remember start with a c Maybe it's it's not it's not I can't think of the name but it's Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx and Jamie Foxx is a cab driver and Jada Pinkett is into it good ass move y'all ain't seen it that was a good movie all right oh we gotta have pipe man hold on Hit That Trick a blast blast can you get up here we go ma'am Matt really really just give it a light tap just a like that I'm so old you lost your coffee ma'am I'ma let you live I'm an idiot you're gonna pick a copy up you cut your coffee you're gonna pick you're gonna pick it up all right fine okay let's add a lid on it gold just came in who wants to do a pickup right now stop oh I'm gonna pick something up right now it's not a taco taco Water and Power hey hold up cuz hold up cuz my power went out for like six hours the other day and it took y'all a long time I know it's a lot of work okay now respect what you do but you need to respect this too right here and your [ __ ] look a little too similar to a taco taco so I'm about to take you out I'ma let him live oh [ __ ] I'ma let I'ma let him live just because they did work to get the power debt back on and it was my fault because I forgot to pay the bill but that's besides the point [Music] start I'm Undead what I am Undead I am Undead funny talk to the zombie hey what's up I don't know just uh on brains no not really the only place they made the lobotomy mandatory you're right well I would say I know a lot of people that were killed for this job but I'm gonna be straight up with you dawg it ain't true okay good luck thank you I like him I I was gonna make his wish a reality me careful I made it raining it's only 10 bucks ten dollars forever oh just like me I'm Not Dead I am on I have never seen that before I'm a dead okay I'm gonna leave him alone cool let me see if I'm not gonna hurt him but let me see what he does everywhere I'm not even an original idiot he doesn't care so we're gonna leave him alone cause he out there hustling I'm not even mad at him do your thing bruh and the makeup job was good too I love my man's up man hey look man I got you a little something player who said cosplays demeaning way to earn a living it's not not me hey this is you divine with zombie there's you bro come take a photo okay this is only 10 bucks I'm giving you the car I won't give it to charity I am a charity oh okay all right bro well keep the car man good luck all right appreciate you right it wasn't that serious man it was not that serious up and Adam [ __ ] did like an in and out we about to go through this drive-through one time you see what they talk about here hold on how do I order sorry about this man bro my bad my bad Gerald from Walking Dead my back all right here we go Norman Reedus well if you didn't read this all right one more I just want to get one more here we go we already had enough attacks but this homie oh that's all I could do all right let me just I play it easy how you doing man listen I just want to know um do you go over to filth he could have simply just went around it but now he decided to hit the car too I get that it was rude from the from the job that I did that but and you and you almost hit this dude twice he almost got hit twice okay no no no you good I like how he just hops in the whip like that that's cool we go oh man we gotta his brother right oh right next to the police station he's smart smart man guess what I'm gonna do it right in front of the police station oh man he's really he's really getting ruthless he's getting a little fed up with me you want all right let me check my ammo [ __ ] what's your last game [Applause] what are you doing where did the other bus go there it is right there try it on which are you doing yeah which way which way you want to go okay I don't have that much time player I don't have that much time I might have to take care of you okay hold on crash into the uh I'm in a drop top so I'm an easy a Target but hold on let me see what that Bud's about to do oh [ __ ] okay the bus not doing nothing it's staying right there okay they're about to get out any second but yeah let's grab over here but it's right over here real quick [Music] [Applause] he's not driving it's not moving okay hold up crash into him number one [ __ ] right so now he's stunned oh wait I already had it on okay we'll go with this one I was gonna say if I missed every one of them shots oh I'm dead it's a wrap I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead move okay we did that that's it I got my fix I'm dead hi how you doing officer please don't shoot me can I jump over there reloading big this ain't left with that oh how high is this okay we're good hold on [ __ ] I know who house this is okay okay we can get away with this we got this we good we're good we got this go down here perfect uh hold on okay just don't fall look at my health bro come on get up no we got this we're just chill right here see look at him he looked like he's doing something else in there hey grab something all right oh we already good come on man stop playing with your boy we gotta celebrate we gotta celebrate y'all know how I celebrate is that a big body of water right there it made it easy for you boy or is it oh [ __ ] no you got this Dad if you missed this if you missed that where is it oh it's right here it's right here okay oh it was really shallow all right here we go my boys that's a blimp can I hit it nah it's too far away I'm gonna lose um a lot of altitude yes you're in the big [ __ ] I might be right on that hold up hold up come here uh I just missed it that's all right that's all right body of water please not the ocean that doesn't count it's got to be smaller okay this is a problem go to the residential area is that a pool I'm seeing coming up right there well I'm losing a lot of altitude not gonna be able to see it that well coming up oh [ __ ] where is it right here gosh here we go y'all already know third time third time third third time's a chunk I like that one huh y'all don't know which one I'm talking about but I do helicopter I wasn't gonna go for this one but it's right there yo even though I died I'm done that's it I'm ending it that's it that was fire I hope y'all have fun y'all already know when I play this it's just fun and games that's it I just you know kill a couple people diving some pools and it's all cools thumbs up I'ma see y'all soon that's it that's my outro that's it what is that see that would have been one of the like a bus I would have gone over there do I have any more grenades I do not all right that's Dash why are you still moving Dash end the gameplay Dash and end the gameplay don't hurt them they do nothing why why would you do that oh you saw that sir excuse me no no cause you see damn oh my God is she all right she I wow okay she's the hold up now not cause he gonna sue me no I'm not getting souped hey I'ma kill him and that's it sir excuse me sir sir excuse me my iPhone is dead and I was wondering if you would happen to know this [ __ ] is quick if you if he deserves his life he really if you would happen to know have your wife yeah he's still wow really really I should push you off this damn Bridge look the [ __ ] out Lord is he alive which way you gonna go I should I should really let him live now I have to let him live do I know you oh yeah I I'm gonna go I can't I I hit him three times and he's still moving I can't I can't hey if you get yourself killed in traffic that's not on me that is not on me player oh whoops oh man come on move is he dead now I know oh yeah whatever hey buddy why is she running why are they running they don't even know what I did well maybe because he yelled help and they're scared too why am I still playing hey them then be a what kind of camera is that a Nikon what kind of camera is that what kind of camera where did he go it's gone he's got he's really gone she is laid out all right now I'm really gonna go I'm gonna I'm gonna go what did you see ma'am what did you see ma'am man you look something like Michael what did you what oh you know what she seemed kind of nice after she said excuse me then she seen the little tin made of lotion imma Let Her Go I'm letting her go that's fine I'm sorry I'm sorry and I'm sorry that I misspelled that word too he's going on a beer [ __ ] might as well go up here and see what's popping all right here we go we are climbing buildings and [ __ ] hold up oh oh it's a wrap oh man head on College head on College you're an [ __ ] driver you messed it up I was about to head on collision get more speed here we go stop [ __ ] it up foreign sorry

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Length: 37min 27sec (2247 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 03 2021