♪
♪ >> James: OKAY. AS THE STARS OF THE BRILLIANT
AND HILARIOUS FILM "SUPERINTELLIGENCE" WHICH IS
ABOUT THE WORLD'S FIRST TRUE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, YOU ARE
BEING CHALLENGED TO SPEND THE DAY WITHOUT ANY A.I. OR
TECHNOLOGY WHATSOEVER. YOU WILL BE SPLIT INTO TWO
TEAMS, SAM AND JEAN, MYSELF AND MELISSA. WHICHEVER TEAM RETURNS HERE
FIRST WITH THE THREE TASKS COMPLETED WILL WIN. YOU MUST TAKE AND BRING BACK A
SELFIE OF YOUR TEAM IN FRONT OF AN ICONIC LOS ANGELES MONUMENT
OR LANDMARK. FIND A CHINESE RESTAURANT AND
PURCHASE AND ORDER OF GENERAL TSAU'S CHICKEN. FIND A FRIEND YOU WILL BRING
WITH YOU BACK TO TELEVISION CITY, IT MUST BE SOMEONE YOU'RE
KNOWN OVER A YEAR. PLACE YOUR PHONES, WATCHES AND
OTHER MISCELLANEOUS TECHNOLOGY INTO THIS BOX. NO CREDIT CARDS. THAT COUNTS AS TECHNOLOGY. >> I HAVE A BLOOD GLUCOSE
MONITOR ON MY ARM. >> James: I THINK THAT'S ALL
RIGHT. >> CERTAINLY. NO, TAKE IT OFF. TAKE OFF THE GLUCOSE MONITOR! >> James: THAT'S LOCKED. WE HAVE TWO HOURS, AND OUR TIME
STARTS NOW. OKAY. MELISSA, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO,
GO! >> OKAY. >> James: WHAT'S THIS? WHAT'S THIS BOX? >> OOOH, MONEY! A $20 BILL. >> James: A CAMERA PHONE BOOK. WET TOWELS. WE'RE IN A CITY WITHOUT ANY
LANDMARKS. I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW MY WAY
ANYWHERE WITHOUT A NAVIGATION SYSTEM. THIS SAYS NO LEFT TURN. >> NO, IF YOU GO RIGHT AND
RIGHT. >> James: RIGHT AND RIGHT? GO FULL McCARTHY. >> I'M SORRY. WAIT! SORRY. ONE SECOND. THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH! >> James: OH, MY GOSH. THANK YOU. THIS IS GOING TO BE A BREEZE. IT'S GOING TO BE AN ABSOLUTE
BREEZE. >> CBS STUDIOS IS AN AMERICAN
LANDMARK. WE CAN JUST FILM THERE. >> OH, MY GOD. HOW DID HE KNOW? >> James: I DON'T KNOW. EVERYBODY'S DONE BUT US. I'M JUST FOLLOWING YOU. I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
DOING. >> OOOH, OOOH! WHAT? OH, MY GOD THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS! >> OKAY. OKAY. JUST SAY --
>> FOR A SECOND. ( LAUGHTER )
>> JEAN SMART, COME ON DOWN! ( CHEERING )
>> James: THERE'S NO LANDMARKS IN L.A. THERE'S LITERALLY ALL OF THE
LANDMARKS ARE A JACK IN THE BOX AND GREAT PLACE FOR AVOCADO
TOAST. >> WHERE ARE THE TARPETTES. >> James: I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THE TARPETTES ARE. >> WHAT'S THE LABRAYA TARPETTES. IT'S A PIT OF TAR. EXCUSE ME. COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE THE
LABREA TAR PITS ARE? >> I DON'T KNOW. OH YOU DON'T KNOW. NO. >> James: HELL OF A LANDMARK,
McCARTHY. COME ON, MAN! GIVE ME A BREAK! ( LAUGHTER )
>> TAR PITS! >> James: OH, I SEE. THIS IS THE LANDMARK. >> THIS IS THE LANDMARK. >> James: MY KIDS HAVE BEEN
HERE. >> LET'S LEAVE THE CAR HERE. THERE'S A WOOLLY MA'AM MUTH
SOMEWHERE. >> James: THAT'S AN ELEPHANT. THAT'S THE TAR PIT. REALLY GETTING THOSE KNEES GOING
TODAY. >> James: THERE IT IS. YOU CAN SMELL IT. >> James: THAT'S THE TAR PIT. WHERE'S THE CAMERA? >> I DON'T HAVE IT. I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT. YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE BOX. NO, NO! WHEN YOU WENT IN THE BOX, YOU
SAID, HERE'S THE CAMERA. YOU SAID --
>> James: WAIT, I'LL GO GET THE CAMERA. >> GO, GO, GO, GO! DON'T BREATHE IN THAT TAR! OH, MY GOD! YOU CAN DO IT! HOPE HE HAS THE KEY. ♪
♪ ♪
>> LITTLE HUSTLE! ♪
>> LITTLE HUSTLE! UNT SNIEWNT YOU WANT ME TO
MOVE THE CAR? >> PLEASE. >> James: I'M UNDER TIME
PRESSURE. >> MOVE IT. >> James: I'LL MOVE IT. OH, MY GOD! >> DOES ANYBODY THINK JAMES --
ANYBODY SEEN JAMES CORDEN? OH, MY GOD! THAT ABOY! >> James: THEY MADE ME MOVE
THE CAR! >> OH, MY GOD! >> James: TRAFFIC PERSON MADE
ME MOVE THE CAR. >> YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY SWEATY. >> James: THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE ONE. >> I FEEL GREAT ABOUT THAT ONE. >> James: LET'S GO. ENJOY THE TAR PITS, GUYS. >> James: ONE OF L.A.'S
GREATEST LANDMARKS. >> GET THAT STROLLER MOVING. KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR A
PHONE. THERE'S ONE RIGHT THERE. I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE WIPES
ARE FOR. THAT'S DISGUSTING. IT SOUNDS DIRTY. >> YES, WE'RE WONDERING IF YOU
COULD DEVELOP AN INSTAMATIC CAMERA WITHIN AN HOUR. YOU DON'T? DID YOU EVER? >> DO YOU DO ONE-HOUR PHOTO? YOU DO? OKAY, GREAT. WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE. THANK YOU. >> OH, MY GOSH! I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S STILL
THERE, BUT THERE USED TO BE AN ACTUAL CAMERA -- A CAMERA CAMERA
SHOP ON FAIRFAX. I THINK IT'S SAMMY'S CAMERA. >> SAMMY'S CAMERA, RIGHT THERE. OH! YEP. AND YOUR NAME. SAM. I'M DORIS. DORIS, THANK YOU SO MUCH. SEE YOU IN AN HOUR. >> SEE YOU IN AN HOUR. THANK YOU. OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU UP ON A
CURVE? >> James: YEAH. NO ONE SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND
WHAT'S AT STAKE HERE. >> OH! >> James: OH! SAMMY'S CAMERA. >> James: THIS IS 500s. SUPPOSED TO BE GOING THIS
WAY. >> James: BUT WE'RE IN THE
LEFT LANE. PAUL McCARTHY, REMEMBER. PAUL McCARTHY. >> CAN YOU LET US CUT THROUGH? >> James: YES! YES! YES! ( HONKING )
NOW WE'RE COOKIN'! OH, MY GOD! SHE'S INCREDIBLE. >> OH, THIS IS IT! >> James: SAMMY'S CAMERA! I HAVE TWO OTHER PEOPLE COME IN
HERE AND DROPPED OFF A CAMERA. >> YES, YOUNG MAN. >> James: YOUNG MAN, YOU CAN
LOSE THAT. >> NOT GREAT PEOPLE. >> James: TRUTHFULLY, THE
IMAGES ARE DISGUSTING. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE
FOR DEVELOPING WHAT THOSE TWO -- >> I'M GOING TO SMACK TALK YOU
BUT I'M NOT GETTING INTO THAT. >> James: WHAT DO WE OWE YOU? $12. MONEY'S IN THE CAR. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! >> DOES ANYBODY KNOW A CHINESE
RESTAURANT CLOSE TO HERE? IN THE FARMER'S MARKET? FARMERS MARKET! PAY LATER! >> James: WHAT DID I GO GET
THE MONEY FOR! >> WE'RE LEAVING! ( BEEPING )
>> OH, PLEASE, PLEASE -- WE'RE HERE FROM "THE LATE LATE SHOW"
AND ARE WONDERING DO YOU HAVE GENERAL TAO'S CHICKEN? OH! I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE BUCKS CASH. >> I CAN'T DO THAT. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? I SEE. >> James: WHICH WAY, THE
FARMERS MARKET HERE. WELCOME TO THE FARMERS MARKET. THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS! HI! HOW ARE YOU? WE NEAT GENERAL TAO'S CHICKEN? HOW MUCH IS IT? >> $8. >> James: $8? YEAH. >> James: WHAT IS IT? CAN I TRY A BIT OF THAT ONE? MM-MMM! >> THAT'S GOOD. IF YOU'RE CURBING OUT, I'M NOT
GOING TO SAY NO, PLEASE. >> HI, WE NEED MONEY FOR A TV
SHOW. COULD YOU GIVE US $2. >> WE NEED MONEY TO BUY GENERAL
TAO'S CHICKEN. >> NOBODY WITH WHITE PANTS
DOESN'T HAVE MONEY. MAYBE A SPRING ROLL? JUST A SPRING ROLL? IS THERE A SPRING ROLL KNOCKING
AROUND? NO, NO, WE'VE ONLY GOT 8. I CAN'T STRESS THAT ENOUGH. AND THAT COMES WITH DRINKS, DOES
IT? THANK YOU, WE'VE GOT TO GO. THIS WAY, THIS WAY, THIS WAY! ( CHEERING )
SEE YA! OKAY. >> THIS IS REALLY RED. WE'RE DOING A TV SHOW AND WE'RE
SUPPOSED TO BUY CHINESE FOOD AND WE ONLY HAVE $7 BECAUSE WE'RE ON
A SCAVENGER HUNT. IS THERE A WAY YOU CAN PITCH IN
11? >> JUST HELP US OUT. OH, MY GOD! THANK YOU. ! YES! >> James: I THINK WE HAVE TO
FIND THE FRIEND FIRST? >> THERE'S A 92% CHANCE IF WE GO
TO GROUND LINK THEY'LL NO SOMEONE. >> DO YOU HAVE A LAND LINE PHONE
WE CAN BORROW BRIEFLY? CALL MY FRIEND JAMIE AND I KNOW
HER PHONE NUMBER. JAMIE, IT'S SAM. I NEED YOU TO MEET UP WITH US. >> SEE THE THINGS HANGING DOWN? WE'RE ON A SCAVENGER HUNT AND
LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WE KNOW. >> KEVIN KIRKPATRICK. WHERE IS HE. THE THEATER. >> James: YOU KNOW KEVIN
KIRKPATRICK? >> 15 YEARS. HE WAS IN MY WEDDING. >> GOING THERE AS QUICK AS YOU
CAN. CBS, LET'S GO! >> WHERE'S KEVIN? I THINK HE WENTO AN AUDITION. >> James: HE HAD AN AUDITION? IS KEVIN HERE? YOU THINK HE'S GONE TO AN
AUDISH. >> DO YOU HAVE A WATER? >> James: I NEED A FRIEND I'VE
KNOWN LONGER THAN 12 MONTHS! >> MY FRIEND JAMIE, I TOLD HER
TO BE RIGHT OUTSIDE, SO I LOOK OUT FOR HER. SHE'S BLONDE. >> AMAZING, WHOEVER SHE IS. THAT'S HER, JAMIE! JAMIE! GET IN! GET IN! >> WHAT IS HAPPENING? I'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING IN
THE CAR. JUST GET IN! >> OH, MY GOD! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! DO YOU KNOW OUR MANAGING
DIRECTOR? SHE'S BACK THERE. >> SHE'S BACK IN HER OFFICE. >> James: HEATHER D. MICHELLE? THAT'S MY VOCAL WARMUP. HEATHER D. MICHELLE, HEATHER D. MICHELLE. >> HEATHER... I. DO YOU WANT TO GET IN OUR CAR
WITH US? >> James: HEATHER D. MICHELLE! NOW, BE HONEST, HAVE YOU KNOWN
MELISSA McCARTHY LONGER THAN 12 MONTHS. >> 30 YEARS. >> James: 30 YEARS? WE'VE GOT THE CHINESE, WE'VE GOT
THE SELFIE, EVERYWHERE'S A RED LIGHT! ( LAUGHTER )
>> I MIGHT NEED YOU. LOOK AT THIS. >> THANK YOU! ( HONKING )
>> James: THEY STOP AND THEY'RE NOT ANGRY. LOOK, LOOK AT THAT! IF THAT WAS ME, I WOULD HAVE
DIED FOUR TIMES TODAY. >> BUT THEY'RE LIKE WELL, SHE'S
IN AN OLIVE GREEN JUMP SUIT, SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT. I DON'T SEE THEM. >> James: I'M GOING. OH, GOSH. OH, MY GOSH. WE'RE PUTTING THE CAR HERE. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! WE NEED THE FOOD, THE FOOD, THE
PICTURES! HAVE YOU GOT THE PICTURES? GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! IS THE CAR OKAY THERE? I FEEL LIKE THE CAR'S NOT OKAY
THERE! ( BEEPING )
♪ ♪
>> ARE WE THE FIRST ONES? >> James: HEY! NO! NO! >> James: WE DID IT TWICE. WE GOT MORE SELFIES AT OTHER
LANDMARKS. TWO SELFIES IN FRONT OF
LANDMARKS, THAT'S A POINT EACH. TWO ORDERS OF CHINESE CHICKEN,
TWO FRIENDS YOU'VE KNOWN OVER A YEAR, WHICH MEANS THE WINNERS IF
THEY DID IT IN RECORD TIME ARE ME AND MELISSA McCARTHY AND
HEATHER D. MICHELLE! WHOO! I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. I'M SORRY GUYS, BUT I THINK THE
TRUTH IS WE'RE ALL WINNERS TODAY BECAUSE WE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING
VERY IMPORTANT WHICH IS -- WE LEARNED THAT WE ARE ALL USELESS
WITHOUT OUR CELL PHONES. WELL DONE EVERYBODY. IT'S TIME TO GIVE YOU YOUR
PHONES BACK. WHO KNOWS THE CODE FOR THIS? >> SERIOUSLY? >> James: ANYONE? GUYS? >> James: GUYS? >> SERIOUSLY, GUYS, SOMEBODY'S
GOT ANOTHER CONE.
