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BUT LET'S MOVE ON TO OUR TOP STORY. THANKS TO AMERICA'S SUCCESSFUL VACCINE CAMPAIGN, MILLIONS OF AMERICANS ARE FINALLY GETTING BACK TO DOING THE THINGS THEY USED TO DO BEFORE THE PANDEMIC, LIKE GOING OUT TO RESTAURANTS, SEEING FRIENDS, AND THEN SHIT-TALKING THOSE FRIENDS TO ANOTHER GROUP OF FRIENDS. "YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME, MARY. PEOPLE TALK." BUT, APPARENTLY, A LOT OF PEOPLE MIGHT NOT BE QUITE READY TO BE A PART OF SOCIETY AGAIN. AND WE'LL TELL YOU WHY IN ANOTHER EDITION OF "RETURN TO NORMAL-ISH." ♪ ♪ ♪ OF ALL THE THINGS PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING BACK TO, ONE OF THE BIGGEST IS LIVE SPORTS: THE ROAR OF THE CROWD, THE SOUNDS OF THE GAME, THE SMELL OF THE ARMPITS OF THE GUY SITTING NEXT TO YOU. AHHH, YOU DON'T GET THAT AT HOME. UNFORTUNATELY, A LOT OF FANS SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT THEY'RE ONLY PAYING TO WATCH THE ATHLETES, NOT TO COMMIT THEIR OWN PERSONAL FOULS. >> THE RETURN OF PACKED ARENAS AND OTHER VENUES IS AN IMAGE WORTH CELEBRATING. BUT IT APPEARS SOME FANS HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO ACT. THE LATEST EDITION OF PEOPLE BEHAVING BADLY OCCURRED DURING GAME FOUR OF THE 76ers VERSUS THE WIZARDS WITH THE FANS RUSHING TO THE FLOOR. >> YOU CAN TELL THOSE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN IN SOME KIND OF CAPTIVITY FOR THE LAST YEAR, YEAR AND CHANGE. >> IT FOLLOWS A STRING OF OTHER UGLY INCIDENTS DURING THE N.B.A. PLAYOFFS: POPCORN DUMPED ON THE WIZARDS' WESTBROOK AS HE A NEW YORK FOX FAN SPITTING ON TREY YOUNG, AND A WATER BOTTLE BEING THROWN AT KYRIE IRVING. >> CHAOS ERUPTS AT LAST NIGHT'S U.S.A.- MEXICO SOCCER MATCH AT DENVER'S MILE HIGH STADIUM. A BOTTLE THROWN AT YOUNG AMERICAN STAR GIO'S HEAD. LATER, A FAN WAS TACKLED BY STADIUM SECURITY AFTER HE RAN INTO THE PITCH. >> Trevor: GODDAMN. SPORTS FANS ARE GOING CRAZY. THEY'RE SPITTING ON PLAYERS, THEY'RE THROWING THINGS AT THEM, AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT CRAZY FAN WHO GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH FLOYD MAYWEATHER. IF THIS KEEPS UP, THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO START TO USING THE T-SHIRT CANNON AS AN ACTUAL WEAPON. AND YOU KNOW THE SITUATION IS BAD WHEN FANS ARE THROWING POPCORN AND BOTTLES. BECAUSE, PEOPLE, AT AN N.B.A. GAME, THAT'S, LIKE, 80 BUCKS' WORTH OF CONCESSIONS. I'M SURE AS HELL NOT THROWING MY SNACKS. I TOOK OUT A LOAN TO BUY THAT POPCORN! I WORKED TOO HARD. OF COURSE GETTING BACK TO REMEMBER IS DOING EVERYDAY STUFF, SHOPPING INSIDE THE STORE. DURING THE PANDEMIC PEOPLE ORDERED THINGSES ONLINE, ORDERED CURBSIDE PICKUP OR POINTING A MAGNET AND HOPED SOMETHING METAL FLEW OUT. BUT APPARENTLY, SOME COULD USE A REFRESHER COURSE ON HOW TO BEHAVE AT THE MALL. >> CLOTHING RETAILERS ARE LOOKING TO TAKE ACTION AGAINST UNRULY AND ABUSIVE CUSTOMERS. A DOZEN RETAILERS, INCLUDING GAP AND H&M, THEY'RE COLLABORATING ON A CAMPAIGN THIS FALL TO ENLIST CUSTOMERS TO COMBAT BAD BEHAVIOR AGAINST RETAIL WORKERS. THE CAMPAIGN COMES AS WORKERS FACE INCREASED HARASSMENT AS THEY TRY TO ENFORCE SOCIAL DISTANCING AND MASK PROTOCOLS DURING THE PANDEMIC. ORGANIZERS SAY THE CAMPAIGN IS NOT ASKING CUSTOMERS TO PHYSICALLY STEP IN TO STOP ALTERCATIONS. THEY'RE NOT ASKING THAT BUT, RATHER, TO HELP DEESCALATE THE SITUATION AND SHOW SUPPORT FOR WORKERS. >> Trevor: WAIT, SO THE GAP WANTS CUSTOMERS TO DEESCALATE FIGHTS AT THEIR STORES, BUT NOT PHYSICALLY. JUST SHOW SUPPORT FOR THE WORKERS? SO HOW IS IT THIS WORK? WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED TO BE FORMING A CHEER CIRCLE AROUND THE FIGHTS? "YOU CAN DO THIS, RHONDA. DON'T GET PUNCHED!" PEOPLE IN STORES DESERVE RESPECT. THEY WORK LONG HOURS. THEY HELP YOU FIND WHAT YOU NEED. AND ON TOP OF ALL OF THAT, THEY TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN PULL OFF THAT JUMP SUIT, WHICH IS WHY YOU PULL OFF THAT JUMP SUIT, BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT CONFIDENCE. BUT IT SEEMS LIKE RIGHT NOW SOME OF THE BIGGEST FAILURES RETURNING TO SOCIETY ARE HAPPENING ON AIRPLANES. AFTER A YEAR OF STAYING AT HOME, YOU WOULD THINK THAT PEOPLE WOULD BE HAPPY TO JUST GET ON A PLANE, EAT THEIR PRETZELS, AND TAKE THE WORLD'S MOST PAINFUL NAP. BUT INSTEAD, PEOPLE ARE TURNING AIRPLANES INTO THEIR OWN PERSONAL RAGE ROOMS. >> WITH AIR TRAVEL ON THE RISE NATIONWIDE, SO, TOO, ARE VIOLENT INCIDENTS, BOTH IN THE AIRPORT AND IN MIDAIR. >> ASSAULT ON FLIGHT ATTENDANTS ARE SKYROCKETING. THEY SAY THEY HAVE BEEN PUSHED, PUNCHED, SLAPPED, EVEN CHOKED BY UNRULY PASSENGERS. THE F.A.A. USUALLY HANDLES 150 INCIDENTS OF UNRULY PASSENGERS IN A YEAR. SO FAR THIS YEAR, THERE HAVE BEEN 2,500 CASES. >> AMERICAN AIRLINES IS HOLDING OFF ON BRINGING FULL ALCOHOL SERVICE BACK ON THEIR PLANES FOR SOME. THE COMPANY IS EXTENDING THE SUSPENSION UNTIL AT LEAST SEPTEMBER 13 AFTER INCIDENTS INVOLVING UNRULY PASSENGERS AND OTHER AIRLINES. THE AIRLINE STILL IS GOING TO ALLOW ALCOHOL SALES FOR FIRST CLASS AND FOR BUSINESS CLASS CABINS. >> Trevor: I'M SORRY, FIRST CLASS GETS BOOZE, BUT ECONOMY DOESN'T? AND THEY THINK THAT'S GOING TO END THE VIOLENCE? DID NO ONE AT AMERICAN AIRLINES SEE "SNOWPIERCER?" IF THEY REALLY WANT TO STOP FIGHTS, THEY SHOULDN'T GET RID OF ALCOHOL. THEY SHOULD MAKE YOU DRINK UNTIL YOU PASS OUT FOR THE REST OF THE FLIGHT. YEAH, YOU GET EITHER ZERO SHOTS OR 14, THERE'S NO INBETWEEN. BUT THE REAL ISSUE IS THAT PEOPLE ARE GETTING INTO FIGHTS ON AIRPLNES! GUYS, THIS IS THE LAST PLACE IN THE WORLD YOU SHOULD BE FIGHTING. AND GIVEN HOW TIGHT SPACE IS IN ECONOMY, I'M SURPRISED IT'S EVEN POSSIBLE. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH EFFORT YOU HAVE TO PUT IN TO ACTUALLY THROWING A PUNCH IN COACH ON A PLANE? "WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME!? I'M GONNA KICK YOUR-- EXCUSE ME, CAN I-- MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT, WHEN WE LAND AND YOU GET UP AND I GET UP AND WE GET THE BAGS-- MAN, I'M GOING TO KING OF KICK YOUR ASS. EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. 9 TRUTH IS SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST ASHOLES WHO WANT TO FIGHT. AND LET'S BE HONEST, YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET RID OF THEM. SO MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, THE BETTER SOLUTION IS JUST TO FIND A WAY TO PUT THEM ALL IN THE SAME PLACE. >> DO YOU WANT TO TRAVEL AND TAKE OUT YOUR PENT-UP PANDEMIC AGGRESSION ON CUSTOMER SERVICE EMPLOYEES? HELL, YEAH, YOU DO. BUT SOCIETY WON'T LET YOU PUNCH A FLIGHT ATTENDANT, UNTIL NOW. INTRODUCING, THROW-DOWN AIR, THE ONLY AIRLINE WITH NO RULES ON YOUR BEHAVIOR OR OURS. OUR FLIGHT ATTENDANTS ARE TRAINED IN M.M.A., HOPPED UP ON DRUGS AND READY TO ( BLEEP ) YOU UP. >> CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME PEANUTS, CRACKERS, OR COOKIES? THEN COME AND GET THEM, FAT BOY! >> OTHER AIRLINES DON'TMENT YOU TO BRING WEAPONS ON BOARD. AT THROE DOWN AIR, YOU HAVE TO. AND IF YOU KNOCK UP ON THE THE PILOT THEN CONGRATS. YOU'RE THE NEW PILOT. EITHER WAY, ONCE YOU'RE IN THE AIR, WE'RE NOT LANDING UNTIL EVERYONE ON BOARD IS BLEEDING OUT. >> ANOTHER AIRLINE, FLIGHT ATTENDANTS WOULD TELL ME TO PUT MY FACE MASK ON, BUMENT ON THROE DOWN AIR, THEY SHOVE ONE DOWN MY THROAT AND BODY SLAM ME INTO THE BEVERAGE CART, THKS, THROE DOWN, AIR. >> IF YOU'RE AN ASHOLE ASSAULTING PEOPLE DOING THEIR JOBS, THEN FLY THE AIRLINE FOR PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU. THROE DOWN AIR: ONCE THE WHEELS ARE UP, THE SHIT GOES DOWN.
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Channel: The Daily Show
Views: 1,608,266
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Length: 7min 39sec (459 seconds)
Published: Fri Jun 11 2021
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