Never Tweet These 12 Things

careful what you tweet for let's talk about that good mythical morning you're just living life and sometimes when you're living life you need advice and sometimes you need advice you ask unqualified people on the internet and we're two of those unqualified people and here's some advice take it or leave every dispersant to you oh sure link Katie and Kitty well she goes by Kitty Walker that's questionable or no I mean that's a good name okay Kitty's a bad name kitty kitty kitty kitty that's how I call it cats oh thank you oh you're sorry Katie and I like you as a person and I do like your name your question is what is unacceptable to tweet about okay people do a lot of things wrong on Twitter and you've asked a good question and we're gonna give some good answers okay first thing don't retweet compliments pretty self-explanatory right just take it just take it and run with it you don't have to rebroadcast it to the world we know you're great your name's kitty hey guys someone just complimented my name you know you just how's that gonna work you got a no don't lots of people do this and I do not enjoy it don't say hello Twitter good morning Twitter or goodnight Twitter signing off Twitter is not a person first of all you don't need to communicate to them in that way and second of all knew that we don't care when you get up and when you go to bed just let your first and your last tweet be your first and your last tweet don't you don't have to tell us you're signing off come on now oh but you're also saying don't tweet about going to bed yeah later peace hitting the hay and I don't need any of that just do it just do it just go to sleep cuz we know you're not actually going to sleep and tweeting at the same time think about it you couldn't do that you couldn't actually tweet and go to sleep at the same time nope you know our show no I'm saying I agree here's here's a big one do not take a picture tweet a picture of your feet while taking a dump I know it's tempting I know a lot of times you're using the John and you're on the social media we all do it no shame there get it no shame there but you look Daniel what am I gonna take a picture of all you can see is your feet right right so my question is that's a cool picture like my shoes and I'm on the John have you actually seen these tweets from people I've got real close to doing it haha but what what do you what I'm sure of I don't take any pictures in the bathroom well my point is don't take any pictures but definitely don't you're tempted you look down you're like well there Shh oh I get a nice shot No don't do that okay well never filters you got I've never looked at my feet and pretended to take a photo that's the difference between me and you and kitty I don't tweet a photo of your Starbucks the name on your Starbucks cup being misspelled okay oh yeah they put a I where I've got an ally it happens they're trying they're trying so hard it's just not original it does well it doesn't think the reason why it's misspelled is cuz it doesn't matter kitty with one T is still pronounced kitty don't hashtag anything well maybe it's Kylie life in it like model life I see this odd actor life you see this all the time musician life yeah people are like oh writing songs 3:00 a.m. whatever comes to me musician's life come on now really now unless you're an animal cuz if you're like doing something very dolphin like a 3m you're like it's off in life I'm into that if you're a Dolph if you're a dolphin or a I think maybe a gorilla or a chimpanzee he's probably tweeted hey chimp chimp life if you do chimp life retweet from me every time so you're doing at your life I'm like and unfollow you're telling me that you follow dolphins gorillas and chimpanzees on a Twitter I'm saying that I will when that hat becomes a thing I'm thinking ahead don't tweet about working out please no don't not enough said young pretty young tweets yeah goodness gracious don't do that throwback Thursday joke and like show a picture of an embryo like some in utero picture oh that yeah that somebody did that a long time ago you don't have to do it now we know it's and you just got it from Google it's not your actual in utero picture they didn't even have that when you were a kid are you still talking to Kitty because she has done oh I'm talking to anyone be tempted to do that I quit participating in follow Friday it was a bad idea well it was a good idea for like a week whoa whoa whoa unless unless you're gonna say follow us yeah yeah you can do or dolphin or any animal that has taken to Twitter and it's actually an animal tweeting not a person doing it for like a fake animal account you can follow those people on Friday and encourage others to follow them um I believe that you should use one hashtag yeah we could have a word please yeah now these people who are like hashtag sunshine hashtag weather's awesome hashtag Beach hashtag swimming hashtag tan lines we understand you're at the beach you're having a great time just do hashtag beach life or don't do beach life just say hashtag unless you're a beach if you're a beach you can do beach life I don't tweet about food unless you've just set an eating record and I'm saying like if you just having a great hotdog little experience the hotdog but if you just ate like 27 hotdogs in a 30 second period you can tweet about that that's acceptable don't tweet about a new outfit unless you made it hmm okay and finally I don't tweet about like you're on day two of a certain pair of underwear day two same briefs we don't need to know that kind of detail you've seen that IV balling at bowling balling she asked why tweet why not some other animal related sound I guess for the title of what the post is called not advice deep question take your time which brings us to the announcement that we're happy to make we have invented our own micro blogging application ladies and gentlemen it's called Croker it's a frog logo and every post is a croak I think it's a toad yeah it's totally a total okay yes it could be a toad frog it'd be that here's how it works you just connect your existing Twitter to the croaker account and when you die all your tweets become croaks you get that you get that or maybe just the last one maybe it should just be the last I should be all of them sign up today you want to be the number one person on Croker posthumously I want to be the first person get your guitar let's sing a song I think that Kroger is a good idea whoa you know what day it is it's Thursday and Thursday me the mail boulder gets up and moves over here sometimes it's later than other times and we get off and send us something in the mail we appreciate this stuff and check this out her coal ash nan is look at that magical mail boulders brought to you by jello apparently Ian Burkhart frog really oh ho New York Rhett this is this is gonna be special for you oh dear rhett and Link I enjoy watching GMM every day and I wanted to thank 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art museum kids kids kids if you want to gather around this is one of our really special pieces now you don't don't touch it now I can touch it because well you know I work here and as you can see it's very lifelike okay we did a lot most statues don't have arm hair that you can actually pull and kind of manipulate don't touch the statue oh my goodness that's a little strange he normally doesn't do that okay anyway a really cool thing about this statue is that these glasses are real glasses don't touch the statue oh my goodness you're ruining it you're ruining it again just be still anyway kids anyone any guys want to try these on don't let the kids wear my class yeah there you go Bobby yeah these are prescription yeah the statue is blind in his left eye Bobby give me my glasses the one time I've been on the Metro in LA silver man was on there he was fully silver fully is over kids so that was pretty awesome never meet your heroes that's what they say oh we didn't talk to him

Channel: Good Mythical Morning

Views: 2,529,027

Keywords: Twitter, social media, tweets, how to, Facebook, Myspace, Rhett, Link, Talk, Good Mythical Morning, Mythical Morning, GMM, The Mythical Show, funny, talk show, variety show, Wheel of Mythicality, Mythical Beasts, Mythical, RhettandLink2, Rhett and Link 2, Rhett and Link, Talking

Id: iGJUVc6RT6o

Length: 10min 50sec (650 seconds)

Published: Thu May 15 2014