Nate Jackson Live Crowd work Special

differences how do you do that there was this old head I was like that's a [ __ ] push up alive ever seen one before I had to leave instantly y'all I had to leave because it stressing me out and as a big dude when I'm stressed I.E okay so I'll wobble down to Popeyes I got two chicken sandwiches one of them dry ass biscuits and a fat Coke to go okay I ate that [ __ ] before Becky gave me my receipt all right thank you I appreciate you thank you you sound kind of deaf when you eat the biscuit you sound a little definitely I'm like thank you so much thank you thank you seems like oh you're welcome he's down [Music] for real she hooked me up with apple pies and all types of stuff I gotta play Death more often and I think oh my goodness man you guys having a good time [Applause] y'all having fun fun y'all ready to turn up [Applause] [Applause] [Music] I was just testing it I was just testing you gotta Lick It Before You Stick It no I'm just playing man I need y'all to go berserk right now put your hands together get the energy up from praise it in my room right now thank you [Applause] what up man I've been flying some more than that what's up [Applause] so y'all I'm here for Tick Tock YouTube foreign let's get to it what kind of couple is this [ __ ] God damn what restaurant did y'all meet at [Applause] y'all made it work where you work at he works at Wednesday like Western State like with the crazy people wow so what are you doing Western trade is it something that your size Matters or you're just in there taking specimens of blood and [ __ ] [Applause] you're a DS9 I bet your big asses later I'm just like how crazy you are he walks up you're about to settle down [ __ ] [Applause] he just walks in and should be fine I'll beat your ass if you have done [Applause] that is crazy how long y'all been together six years we all like each other anymore on what's going on foreign I'm about [Applause] bars this is a good crowd y'all finish that in your head about the boss all right is this a couple right here too yeah y'all look very interesting man is that uh did you wear that hoodie for attention what is that hot orange hot green blue sleeves that's a crazy choice for a live taken where people are getting roasted brother what didn't you wear like if that's what you chose what what album still laying on the bed and she went with this [ __ ] I'm gonna go like a pack an hour later that's what I'm gonna do like a Sour Patch Kid so you guys a couple yeah how long y'all been together here almost so how about y'all been together what number are you rounding up from let me talk to her because your answers can't even concentrate until it's slowing down and throwing around the goddamn construction team and then he works in construction how this [ __ ] works I can't control this that's insane the guy wearing traffic code orange is the construction River Jesus Christ where do you reconstruction at in Redmond oh yeah you got a lot of you got a lot of money coming in they've been working on that [ __ ] forever I don't even know where in Redmond you are I just know that nothing in Washington gets done when they say they started working on I-5 when I was two years old you got it so you're the biggest black man I've seen in at least two years what's your big ass black man hello do you have my money man I just I just need a couple of dollars man come on yeah you need to go buy something else we're gonna rename you tonight we should call you when I called you because my name used to be Angelo now it's yeah dang but that's what everybody says when we look at you did you used to play football or something your big ass didn't play no football what sports did you put no I know your coaches was hot I got a 300 pound high school they're walking back and forth every day like you don't want to do nothing on the field come on now you want to get my hands together what's your name again all right [Applause] yeah so y'all are you crying man I'm not even warm yet holy [ __ ] I haven't even got up here to Stevie Wonder got awesome glasses for 20 20 30 55. thank you please buy some glasses like that online what was the website that is crazy like Stevie Wonder got out of my time machine [Applause] hey what's up right here yeah you've been laughing good man you're the first person actually laughing your eyes actually move a little bit your eyes it's not eye related I do i t work I can't write this [ __ ] [Applause] big ass eyeballs who are you working for who SE Transit okay that's crazy and Miss Frizzle I appreciate you guys at the school bus [Applause] y'all look nervous I don't know why she's even coming right here a little scared well it's your turn let's go ahead and make some s'mores you might as well yeah I appreciate y'all for leaving the library and locking up early and coming down there look like you sell books like a [ __ ] man what do you do for a living you're a receptionist at where Multi-Care thank you for uh thank you for your service I think you'd be [ __ ] because every time I've been out of Hospital y'all be leaving the desk as soon as I walk in hey do you know what room is excuse me I have to go I have to go do something else I'm not here to help you do the same thing so it's just two Hospital reception yeah float receptionist okay that's boring I thought that was something I float you know who doesn't flow this thing yeah [Applause] underwater doing that's it what's up with y'all man don't get scared what's up we got beautiful hair holy [ __ ] you look like one of them kids from that karate show four times how long you been skateboarding your skateboard got stolen you want Angelo to get it back all that how long y'all been in love I'll come back this is special sir get some answers together in the car I don't know what year was my skateboard stolen excuse how I got home that day how y'all doing right here y'all good what's up y'all look like y'all did a car accident once a year absolutely like a highlighter is [Applause] that's a crazy setup you're no longer in first place don't get me wrong your outfit is the [ __ ] this lady got another purple onesie with the same fence you took off before you came here too what do you do for a living man um you're an artist don't be trying to take no drink when I'm about to say a joke come on y'all have okay this is going good man how are you doing man dude you look like I should leave you alone but you want some smoke at the same time you know what I mean where you from what you got to happen at that time like that Riverside I don't know why y'all better Riverside [ __ ] out there but in cahoots yeah I know I'm well traveled there is nothing in Riverside at all they gotta go to Ontario for fun what do you do up here now are you a logger or something like that investigative work at the Bureau of residence that's a fancy way to say he looks in people's [ __ ] [Applause] found a new cell phone and what do you do uh sweetheart damn much you want to be thrifted or something at the house Ryan and Nicole and you guys are in love Yeah like how much is my life from one to ten she was waiting for you to answer me foreign [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] just be looking up my person like yeah it's the little things right [Applause] yeah because you just got up all the other [ __ ] you know that's how many times she Blakes an hour hopefully she puts the toilet paper I'm going to work it's not that better than hanging out with me watching his clothes finding cell phones in his pocket wow she's not going anywhere sir wow are you happy with this headline are you in danger if something's wrong wiggle your toes I see your shoes damn he's like yeah that's a good show it's so hella fun people y'all got good energy man I like that how long y'all been together 16. they're probably really ain't even been together that long they were just like you want to beat their 50. you want to beat their 50 Maybe all right we've been together since I'm 18 at 18 weeks what's your name man John it's your real name that's how they made up his name is Richard and you're Karen too easy I'm not gonna make fun of you being a Karen silver with a dick that's fine [Applause] stupid people that look like pigs that's a nice haircut man foreign [Applause] and wait to talk to her after he died I'm starting I'm not outside [Applause] you've been on Plenty of pitch 16 years ago that's a [ __ ] hey man I'm winning fish when there was only three pigs been the best couple it's a fish owner joke I don't know why I went there a few people at least that hope you find it at home yeah so you guys met 16 years ago you're happy and enjoy right now you're just dating for 16 years [Music] what'd you do while you guys put it up you're trying [Applause] cameras on your ass right now just want you to know y'all about to split up again I'm gonna talk to the 2044 when he retired me one more time damn which way I was a hug her I actually look at it we are together thank you well I hope y'all make it as long as y'all want to make it this time these are good they weren't until you did that but now you know what I'm saying that is crazy you guys look like all the love over here too is that what's going on how long I've been married huh two gears wait a minute there's a global pandemic two years ago how long I love each other okay I was worried about that actually he was 18 I'm like three five four five you can't do that she works too young I'm mad as hell look at my belly you dating them young women like your name are [Applause] they gonna say you're so back in the day let's get back over here right are you guys a couple that's what's up y'all in love did we get on your nerves when you work glasses like that you got used to it so those ain't even the wildest classes yet is that your thing just wearing crazy glasses you got a lot of glasses it's the weirdest thing to come back around I can't even breathe it's a legend glasses yeah [Music] what's your name huh Anthony you look nervous man you keep looking right at the camera are you gonna be okay and Anthony and Jennifer you guys got like uh white people in the Italian names I for sure thought it was gonna be like Dante Isha okay [Applause] that's crazy how long Y'all Gonna Come three months you guys are strangers she already irritated he got 90 pairs of glasses [Applause] that is crazy you know how much that cost you got a good subscription right if you took those off in the summertime you don't don't need glasses it managers if he put on laughing on those eyes need to see somebody farting tomorrow I literally see what happened yesterday let's see who sit there and what do you do for a living huh did you do that we can put no Flyers out of the hospital yeah people just laying there all sick when you get better come through the show do you actually work there are you just Float by and don't help nobody it depends to choose that's crazy so if you don't like people you don't help them so if you don't like someone you're like I Gotta Throw It Up out of here it's supposed to help people you know I have another post to go to yeah this is this is going pretty good in my in my book that's about 27 people all at once thank you very much [Applause] [Applause] my juice is this my wrong energy a what Behavior Tech oh okay well I got back it up for that can I ask you a personal question maybe have a work with him because he got on the output that's a slow ass outfit I just want to know no disrespect for anybody listen over there I'm just saying she did and she bought these cigarettes you're like where are we going I don't know but get dressed you brought the tickets put them in the road Zone and they put this Teddy bunch of in that shirt on that is crazy I'm glad you guys got a good Superior here you got here good support man because I would already took that [ __ ] off foreign [Applause] who bought the tickets get out of here and then brought your son and your husband put him in the Rose Zone and was like let's just see what happens it was your idea no if we're gonna get roasted let's bring dad he looked at him we do look like about seven drones going to happen so uh what do you do okay I estimated for HVAC so you just walk up and be like this one cost a lot do you know how expensive days you don't have to estimate that this is why I'm gonna go this is gonna be a son of a [ __ ] so you're going places that already have it or you go up into that belt and tell them what it might cost foreign so the second one even if they're breathing those fumes no answers you ever worked with him as a behavior sometimes that's what makes you look good and almost didn't recognize you about your helmet I said I wasn't going to do that that's all right if anybody's at home watching you got to him at all I apologize foreign [Applause] foreign good money mom do you have to work or are they just bring a minute what do you work at do you know this guy [Applause] I've never seen him before he's like you you were born in 71. well thank you guys for making a name for a few hours you're from Bonnie Lake okay okay that's my Pleasantville this is a wild what's going on she went to poop should be back let's talk to you please shoot your back man are you Mexican Yeah Tuesday Wednesday Thursday are you from Mexico or are you just from Lakewood [Applause] yeah you say you're from Monroe how many stop signs y'all got [Applause] uh what do they make their money out there in Monroe you're what nice one right there yeah [Applause] Takaya thank you this is a taco shot come on YouTube not hell YouTube you anchor for no reason Hallelujah [Applause] that is crazy so what do you do for money constructed like you work somewhere you just be outside Home Depot I'm sorry I apologize I'm sorry but if you've been to Home Depot they're out there [Applause] [Music] [Applause] so construction brother what kind of construction parental Resurrection I'll be back [Laughter] on the table uh I've been to Union guys [Applause] you just put your father being in the Union [Applause] that's why you do it that doesn't make sense of that so is this two couples right here there's a couple right here that's what's up what we're doing happy Pride all right thank you I appreciate it all right you know a scarf for me I didn't know what we're talking about [Applause] it is huh what's up white people everybody and you know why [Applause] now I only talked to the lady in the highlighter outfit but I feel like the rest of y'all got some funny stuff going on in your life I'll talk to the lady who's nervous and grabbing a drink right now what do you do for a living now office lady so you just you just you're just a floating receptionist like that what's the office what are you gonna do that we're on the internet Family Dentistry is it your family give me 200 hours [Applause] what about you what are you doing man you're afraid we're all put together okay so your bartender early consultant your military technology consultant in Italian put together you got all the money in the table nerdy [Applause] I see you cut the toes off your socks amazing gloves [Applause] I feel like you knocked out old ladies and twilled [Applause] and what do you do now a what massage therapy get your hands that's what's up hey what do you do when you're trying to turn over the elbow where what's wrong with my elbow so you get ready for massages you know it's going to happen anyways again [Applause] I must not ever gonna do the top yeah I'm sorry are you interested Native American oh man thank you man that's dope people talking [ __ ] it's time right every time I have somebody like give you some of that that's what's up who's your best friend that's what's up what's your name sir Eric Thomas what's your real name it's really just air what's your last name what is that proud walk are you through the old lady are you from up here you're from the Mexican Pueblo New Mexico yeah so how about him are you here for the show we're here to just so I can be a [ __ ] help me out so that wasn't to you are you here for the show are you just here to be a dick head beat me man you hear about Bill Nye the Science Guy shaved his head I don't think I'm talking yet you look very he look very just creative player white people [Applause] like your taxes are already done you know what what uh what little country town would you roll in from you from North Carolina say it again dude North Carolina [Applause] are you from what's good boy you know he's from the country where he didn't want to save the city what's the name of the little city you grew up in yeah did you see what he said he's the only one with captions in the building everything we look like you can see the words right now what city did you say though McDowell County you have met to determine the cities right we're zeroing in like a damn Google guy we've got North Carolina Western North Carolina they're downtown but we're still not found this city so you grew up with cattle am I correct horses and cows just cows look both okay what do you do for a living now out here in the Pierce County in Russian Washington State Army but I don't know I don't know if he's another team because he's gonna have all his fine boots you know what you are an army we caught it now that you're not in the headlock you got ideas before I had to do the headlights girl you better run [Applause] I don't know how much she's gonna rise but we don't keep it hard you hear me Angelo yeah his boss is watching she's texting him what she said give me the phone I want to read the text messages [Applause] foreign [Applause] state you're good are you crying what's your name uh Happy laugher huh Alicia Felicia right bye Felicia she tried to change her name she knew it was gonna be smoke it's funny don't tell my real name Richard [Applause] I'm enjoying myself [Applause] [Music] [Applause] there's still a lot of funny looking people in here I'm gonna work my way on around and get some people you know you want the smoke you're gonna come around here is this a family is that your mom and dad yeah okay knock knock that's a powerful name right we're not gonna make fun of that foreign [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] cops [Applause] you're Jewish you're Jewish respect but I didn't know that Jews had a facial hair style what do you do for a living I'm a fish Model A what I'm a fish monger a fish monger oh yeah well um that's the weirdest answer I've ever heard it makes me think it's made up before everybody's uh heads just went down y'all just got your bills yeah the top of people's heads can you put yours on my tab yeah if you float me a couple dollars that was more clever than the laugh it just got she's a floating nurse [Music] couple of miles [Applause] gonna have more alcohol you need more alcohol [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] I'm gonna be over here for a few more minutes uh and then this night will have been uh done [Applause] I just want you to know where I'm at uh I actually have material though like so this is kind of crazy to just say I'm only going to be crowd work because I really have like three hours of real jokes that I work from that I'd imagine [Applause] took us that [ __ ] is crazy but it's fun it's 2545. [Applause] 00 you look good but I don't want you to leave here feeling hella big she's like oh I'm smoking buggy but like to talk to you like that [Applause] I'll get on the bus so let's just get out of here [Applause] [Music] what'd you do before you work out at Western State Home Care Express me what about before that Walmart what'd you do at Walmart get out of here you were a cashier that big people get doctor still you know what today is not the day I'm just gonna take this phone and these keys and return s he got fired for hitting the register too hard 12 41. [Applause] [Music] uh whoever whoever is the sound guy wearing headphones I apologize for what just happened to your head that's cool it sounds like you have some upward mobility in life you know Walmart they they do the other job and now you're at the new job what's next what's your dream like if you didn't have those done what would you mean to me Healthcare still in healthcare you wouldn't want to like play for the Broncos or anything like that how big are you just for the same thing if people can't tell 5 11 400 pounds okay I'm not a doctor um give me just a second uh floating nurse um what does that mean does that mean he's a proportionment for his height yeah that's a good look man oh yeah without that before 5 11 1200 pounds don't sound right to me [Music] his heart is like geez you gotta have sex and segments we're gonna cool down [Applause] cool down I'll be back in five minutes [Applause] I'll be back in 10 minutes before we blabbed at everything by the way the white wedding behind you have slowed their laughing now this is a lot like why are they teasing him [Applause] we have allowed now you and them are parents uh we need to talk to the manager only after love alone [Music] so that's sexy hell yeah all right we're just going to smash a redwood tree y'all been together six years and every time you have sex just stand it up it's in the air no y'all lay down the door yeah oh yeah [Applause] three five oh I we have a Time [Applause] I decided to sweat for y'all man I gotta be careful I don't want to wipe my hairline off black people know what I'm talking about this is the full Jamie Foxx got the same headlines over there man your hair is not going back then last time I was holding your address [Applause] you used to be happy boy thank you oh man if it ain't mine that didn't get roasted but felt like you wanted to be back here oh my God [Applause] all right shut up you wanted some smoke okay let's talk about it yeah let me come on over here see where Harry Potter's been up to what are you doing you working security okay what kind of security are you working for the city of Seattle okay everybody's going out now calm down over there [Applause] how about you let's drink that the Jewish guy so we do security in Seattle we just put crackheads out the bank where do you work at so that'll say yeah thank you you work for this race now has already met you yeah so he was securing the premises and you were just up and down what do you do for the space today I don't know yet I just squeezed my booty that's a good time yeah and now I work operations with us [Music] you guys don't look like security guards so you're in operations now for like rentals and stuff can we throw a comedy show at the Space Needle [Applause] yeah promise [Applause] you're about to book the adventure in this video how long we gotta wait two weeks so we can throw a joke you [ __ ] me now you [ __ ] to me now I think that's why people talk to her hell yeah you just need that have you figured out what city you're from yet [Applause] you're from Nebo I see why you were hesitant to yourself because it sounds crazy only three people some Nemo Tim Tebow oh man all right so listen uh we don't we I just need to check on everybody make sure everybody good drink Daddy look at that are you good drink Daddy did you enjoy yourself tonight he does everything went great today you started with an i yeah I don't know is that how you spell it Miss Frizzle [Applause] yeah Eight's back you had a good time hpac Jr you had a good time yes deep Bizzle you had a good time my stupid ass hoodie you had a good time make sure you had a good time I thought I went to looking for a skateboard regular nurse Deadlock [Applause] she's a nurse okay okay here we go fight fight fight don't fight my name's Karen so can you see slime last minute we had a good time all right purple highlighter okay the rest of the Three Musketeers [Applause] congratulated my last Rich you rich you rich you rich you can make it rich gentle don't even don't have that much I have a few jackets but I don't have enough to rub together I got money eyeballs man yeah what's your name bro what's your name that's so Mexican mom he's so Mexican you should have asked a lot of snake books and a big ass and butthole trying to be cool with your car all right Stevie Wonder did you have a good time are you able to see the show big head did you have time I'm glad you had fun I hope your relationship fixes yourself [Applause] Native American man I hope you enjoyed this now all right man give me some money to leave you Z man that [ __ ] is terrible man okay Let's Take It Off My Little Bread I'll be kind of Gamble oh [Applause] North Carolina you had a good time all right Harry Potter you had a good time yeah you have a good time [Applause] all right well if you're wondering if the show was hearing it in um foreign [Applause] dope [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Nate Jackson

Views: 1,020,356

Keywords: #natejackson, #funny

Id: 93ZbDubvcrw

Length: 62min 36sec (3756 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 24 2023