Nardwuar vs. Eric Andre

good added this is editing it check check check cuz this is the real thing I don't even want the interview on with this stuff to be on it before we go anywhere who are you I'm Eric Andre Eric Andre welcome to Vancouver British Columbia Canada you very much get yourself a cup of Timmy's and call it a day Eric Andre quote my obsession with Gigi uh light switch Alan Alan you love Gigi I think he's entertaining you wrap him by ateacher reppin buy a t-shirt and I have a gift for you right here we have a comic book my obsession with my obsession with GG Allin a GG I have this dad is for you much are you gonna charge me later that is for you is this a Ponzi scheme is this like Scientology that is a comic book for you and as well we also have the hated GG Allin picture death he's so upset if there was a nude image of you in this comic book I would be disappointed in you what can you say about GG and Eric Andre I feel like I'm talking but you're not listening and I feel like very vulnerable right now thank you wait what was your cousin what can you say about GG Allin i think he smelled pretty bad and uh i think that he was um interesting to watch cuz you wrap him I don't rep him like I'm his agent you wrap him pretty hard repping him hard baby but I'm repping nard wear tonight and you are wrapping him sorted I have another gift for you I applied it for you as the nerd word song only released on Sub Pop it's actually called gnar Nast by the evaporators oh why didn't you get me to do it lay down a track we have a gift for you at GG Allin Nardo you're pushing your agenda I mean I'm trying to have a one-man and we mono conversation and that is a literary tribute to GG Allin some fanfiction yeah interesting so you you was a horrible person right exactly what can you say about Gigi you wanted illegal eyes rape and murder is or ieaves up sociopath and you can read some fanfiction in there well this is actually a true story this isn't fiction this is nonfiction him talking and having sex with George and Barbara oh really yeah that's historically accurate chichi Allen what's really interesting is a Granada engine inside the internet right now 2 Chainz Tucci how was he 9 minutes really he doesn't remember me 9 minutes in heaven according ba boom ba boom but I cannot accept that book are gonna have some GG emojis yes what do you think about that GG emoji think that's great oh is in this room could you please interview some hours the funniest comedian in America your opening act and in Canada are you Eric Andre allowed to eat feces on TV um probably not I'd have to see but I doubt it but you have taken a [ __ ] on your mom's lon yeah when I was 17 years old how did you know that can only I see you nerd where Scott porn scat auto-tune scat auto-tune oh yeah yeah so this is like mad libs but I'm supposed to know the answer Eric Andre mrs. Biermann yeah who's mrs. Biermann my English teacher did you read my journal you are Eric Andre yeah buddy you got that right a book out quite a Musk my man I'm gonna be honest city I'm getting it with waves of your armpits Boca you smell like a man it's good Boca you're releasing your fare what do you smell like I smell not much better and what is he doing he's from North Korea where there's no intellectual property laws so he's just boot bootlegging stuff willy-nilly you know all about that oh yeah oh yeah my black queen do you have Eric Andre Eric Andre do you have anything Eric Andre do you have a favorite album cover think of those fake glasses and kiss me do you have a favorite togetherness and I have a gift for you what can you say about this LP have you seen this don't govern uh it's way they weirdly Photoshop blue eyes at everybody in this one but it's great did you ever watch squirt TV you remind me of uh Jake Jake he filmed my little bee interview Lil B like your little butt hole a little bee like a lemur like you a little bead Alex Jones he said he filmed my little bee you a little bead Alex Jones I said you a little bead Alex Jones eyed I resent that you said that did you kind of a little beat him um sure you can have sex with my wife oh is that one low B says that's what people say to little B oh really boy he doesn't say they don't say that clean they say a much more misogynist seeks actor uh you can have sex in my life Eric Andre did you Scott are you Scotsman that way you have that hat Eric Andre were you in a pipe commercial interviewing you buddy you got to give me some answers were you in a bud commercial single thing I'm taking a vow of silence and a vow of celibacy until you answer me my mom gave me that hat were you end up Scotland no she went she went on a visit to Scotland oh so now she's better than me Babu were you in a pod commercial she's a baboon she's actually a boon and she is dead no she's not that ruins every joke come on I'm so sorry that's okay we're youing a pod commercial yeah yeah oh yeah back in the dizzay and we have another gift for you and uh shop original LP the old Archie shop scheming evil that squawks walk what can you say about Archie Shepp that is for you that is again thank you very much I appreciate it he got um more experimental as he aged here is a guy another gift for you speaking of you look that you look like who do you look like that was discovered on the street by Frank Zappa Captain Beefheart no wild man merry-go-round doo-doo-doo is that what you got doodoo from what do you think Oh answer me answer me hockey games really yeah stompin Tom Connors the organist place doodle-ooh - what do you think Eric here we go is a wild man's Fisher no no Tom Conant rest in peace what's his name stompin Tom Connors rest in pieces back to wild man Fisher hey you're getting a you're getting violent do you think you kind of look like wild man Fisher yeah a little bit can you see him a wild man Fisher he was on bizarre records Houma Frank Zappa he was actually crazy I think he punched Frank Zappa's wife or did something awful and they were like we gotta get rid of this cake I think he was actually really like [ __ ] Eric Andre jimmy kimmel sudden what's he actually a PA on your show jimmy kimmel son can you explain about - yeah really good researcher you told you told Howard Stern he interned on our show he tickled the taint of Jimmy his Carter that yes you god the son to tickle the dads taint well we we wanted a PA to do it and we were like we could get arrested if it goes bad but I was like if it's a son he gets arrested what is you ports of the Commerce Casino Eric Andre nothing nothing it's unimportant it's meaningless how do you get people to sign release forms for you 50 bucks a net did definitely they will sign it to everybody that is sign the release form that's not baby you know siesta no I didn't listen to a lot of music I love to yes what's going on in here I thought I'm going in there I loved yes I were actually I was curious right here Ali G love ology and you shared something in common with Ali G or at breaks it's like uh come base absolutely his interview sample and you share something in common with Ali G means what what you share in common we're Jews no actually you have the same lawyer oh yeah really why you're good researcher and you love you love very much so [ __ ] you love [ __ ] don't you [ __ ] yeah you love [ __ ] don't you sir penis you love [ __ ] do you Eric Andre I mean I don't know man I don't know why can't I just look in your magical box because I have a gift for you right here about Mary monk your guess that is for you Eric Andre if you could open it up cuz you love [ __ ] don't you I mean sure you have the perfect penis stop and if you hit his head we have the Mary monk be the money I have to go to sound check is that okay I'm just winding up here or should we continue this after the sound check I think we nailed it right how much time you want you're bleeding I have a few may have a few more questions do you want to finish the sound check now right there lacell righteous do you want only the bath for act like a goddamn [ __ ] cloud coming out of your heart that's dead nothing no this is the best for Eric I unroll me Andre Eric Andre only the bath would you like to come back later and finish off this interview no really I can't come back this is it it's now or never Spock stings I got it and I have a gift for you and original 1979 Spock LP a Star Trek helping of like violent energy when you get like a gift I also feel like you're gonna bash the microphone in my mouth I was also curious about this particular LP it's tough to be such a big white the wit of John barber and it's amazing the liner notes on the back at 28 he is a perfect age for a comedian cuz there is no perfect age for a comedian and John barber friend Dick Gregory and this is where it comes into play an original Dick Gregory LP for you Eric Andre loved you so much you're very thoughtful can you say about Dick Gregory and Eric Andre he has a 9/11 conspiracy but attached to the levees in the New Orleans he thinks that Bush put bombs on the levees and I thought to give you more insight into American comedy this right here is a gift for you this is the comedian's thieves drunks and scoundrels and comedians the history of American Canadian religions comedy there is a book you can learn all about Canadian writing about American comedy that comedian oh and in that book you can learn about dick greatly hey in that book you also learn about doodoo records and fax records and I have another gift for you right here I do do red fox and a doo doo sex mouth that's great what can you say about laughs records and due to record yours is gray and you can read about it in that convenience is this gonna be that kind of party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potato Bob poop now am I gonna get bedbugs for most of the gifts you gave me why is that look at you ah look at you Tuesday yeah Wow boom why should people care about Eric Andre why should people care about Eric Andre um because I care about the people of Vancouver the people of British Columbia Prime Minister Stephen Harper and Tim Horton and Guy Fieri and guy Fox what's the guy with one leg Terry Fox and Terri Schiavo and nard where well thank you very much Eric Andre keep on rockin in the free world and doodle-ooh to be popskyy beep boop blurp jazz dogs blarf this is the best holy ship in here you are right do you usually wear deodorant are you doing it for me cuz I didn't wear deodorant my guests it's like a shot of liquor oh my got a kids are you boys like [ __ ] huffing jenkum

Channel: NardwuarServiette

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Keywords: Nardwuar the Human Serviette, Eric Andre, Hannibal Buress, Comedy, Aziz Ansari, Interview, Marc Maron, Whitney Cummings, Charlie Murphy, Jimmie Walker, Fred Armisten, David Cross, ASAP Rocky, Tyler the Creator, Odd Future, Tommy Chong, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Wiz Khalifa, Jimmy Kimmel, Eric Andre Show, Chance the Rapper, RNC, Tinder, Alex Jones, Rapper Warrior Ninja, Lauren Conrad, Rap, Hip Hop, Lil B, 2Chainz, DNC, GG Allin, Republican, Sarah Silverman, Chris Hardwick

Id: fG9JbqcC-i8

Length: 14min 26sec (866 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 29 2016